:neodog_flag_polyam: :neodog_flag_trans: :neodog_flag_sapphic:
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DISCLAIMER: The stories written on this page are purely fictitious and of a satirical nature for the sole purpose of entertainment
mangy stray mutt
unemployed for so long it became part of my identity
https://www.n33r.dog/buy me a Monster:
https://ko-fi.com/n33r_dogCreature of the Night in spirit, but way too sleepy
goddess at oral
will bark for food
in a committed polycule with ~30 spiders
Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
clicker trained
"endearingly problematic" @aura@gts.foxsnuggl.es
"medium-sized dog with a small-dog attitude" @whiteline@shitposter.world
"the best human trafficking partner i coulda asked for" @embers@chaos.social
"got me addicted to Ketamine" @TechUr@shitposter.world
Published at
2026-09-09T15:59:02ZEvent JSON
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