⚡GhostBTC⚡

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😎 Official Meme Stealer 😎

I speak in gifs

Public Key

npub1cm3v486tkgy6qjtk09srry4qvc40y0jysyqha5e3v67whnc22jwsrreyud

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsvdck2na9myzdqf9m8jcp3j2sxv2hj8ezgzqt76vckd08teu99f8gpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsslfzxq

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Last Notes

2026-03-14 12:46:55 UTC

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Mornings

2026-01-09 16:40:54 UTC

Back at it again with the friday memes
(Sorry I dont have zaps enabled)
https://image.nostr.build/314d0dd9a684a2e7be35dc89171ca8ed22ee5733667d27ac0dfc4c4e4f346884.jpg

2025-11-15 18:15:33 UTC

Had to reinstall amethyst after the update. Wouldn't open. Just kept crashing. Seems to works now.

2025-09-03 02:26:14 UTC

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Did you put all the ingredients in a bowl and stir it? What you need to do is put everything in a food processor except the oil. Blend it all for 30 seconds then drizzle in oil slowly.

2025-08-21 16:53:56 UTC

Dont Open󠅉󠅟󠅥󠄗󠅢󠅕󠄐󠄲󠅥󠅣󠅤󠅕󠅔󠄑

2025-08-21 16:28:36 UTC

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Is it pineapple? Lol

2025-08-16 01:30:27 UTC

Got a new kitty. Her name is pickle. 🥒
#catstr https://image.nostr.build/fb84ef6029d8e4d81783d3b1085096874bbd400461788cbbcd1cd9284bacf9a1.jpg https://image.nostr.build/fb84ef6029d8e4d81783d3b1085096874bbd400461788cbbcd1cd9284bacf9a1.jpg

2025-08-11 10:49:35 UTC

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That and so people download their app. Reddit is famous for that.

2025-08-10 00:15:04 UTC

You ever think Home Depot will make their website not suck ass someday?

2025-08-01 23:16:45 UTC

👀
https://image.nostr.build/b0e9e9a3005b063eba8d3a8d5fcabc4136b955688492931875050e831809a36a.jpg

2025-07-21 23:16:50 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/e69f78d056fc6f2c4f3c5714c6bce48935c9a902725484fb26ea69c3a140a5cd.jpg

2025-07-16 23:04:41 UTC

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Definitely deleted my twitter account on March 1st 2023

2025-07-16 22:58:40 UTC

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Been a while since I watched it. Barely made sense then lol. Might watch it again

2025-07-10 15:21:33 UTC

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Holy shit

2025-06-29 23:22:36 UTC

Before Jeff Bezos founded Amazon he worked on the Letterman Show. True story. https://image.nostr.build/6ee7c4c75c0e27a64f8cafc2b506a3774f81ad0b4375bf1db3e7394b93578025.png

2025-06-23 23:30:26 UTC

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Alf memes *chefs kiss"
#nevent1q…6p7f

2025-06-23 13:22:37 UTC

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The King of all french cheeses!

2025-06-23 00:48:19 UTC

Going through my screetshots and there's some gold in there 😂😂 https://image.nostr.build/194971cb3a34b33bccf43654990626846ceb7aea484aad1d82f1c4f447e8c8be.jpg

2025-06-23 00:45:15 UTC

Tales from the Crypt S04E01 (1992). I played an episode randomly and was surprised to see Tom Hanks in a very small role in the episode. Even more surprised to find out he directed the episode. So weird 😂

2025-06-19 01:03:13 UTC

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Whats been up with Olas? Hasnt been updated since Feb 👀

2025-06-16 15:24:32 UTC

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Touch
#nevent1q…7wul

2025-06-16 15:08:16 UTC

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Razr all day

2025-06-14 14:49:03 UTC

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1 to go please w/ extra scallions

2025-06-10 18:37:38 UTC

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Thats a fluffy kitty

2025-06-07 19:48:04 UTC

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I find that surprising

2025-06-07 16:29:53 UTC

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Yeah the second one was kind of a disappointment. Wasnt the worst movie ever but def doesnt compare to the first one.

2025-06-01 10:12:25 UTC

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That makes some sense

2025-06-01 10:07:04 UTC

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One instantly commented on my note. So weird.

2025-06-01 10:04:46 UTC

What are these bots that take your note and rearrange the words into gibberish? What is the point? Seen a lot of these recently.
https://image.nostr.build/e53b67786a59fc0fb4ece37c9e0f8b1fce714ce529f8ebb7d5b201dd709afb0d.jpg

2025-05-29 00:29:26 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/c0a286b960cc7f9779d2fa87acacbcce43e43c79515083fe65b576d23d13e189.gif

2025-05-25 12:59:32 UTC

Im getting a lot of duplicate posts specifically on the photography hashtag from accounts that are bridged from mastodon (apparently bridged twice) Any way to fix that?

2025-05-24 12:32:01 UTC

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Haha no idea

2025-05-23 22:59:03 UTC

Which one of you is this?
https://image.nostr.build/3a89ffc591e721e2fd1125f74198d8d1a88854e18fa532f6b5d2f07b77663e9e.jpg

2025-05-19 23:32:01 UTC

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I know right lol

2025-05-19 22:57:05 UTC

Wanna see a real alpha dog? https://video.nostr.build/4bce696f7c60b443c8b43459cbd8979798d5e91d60dcc7fd9e7dc818a751f73d.mp4

2025-05-18 14:51:33 UTC

Fiat world in a nutshell https://nostr.download/8e9b56cabed897e2a48e5134bb709bb3fd53f2021b6f84ffc0d7f17ad82ee210.webp

2025-05-18 00:37:04 UTC

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HAHAHAHAHAHAA We really dodged a bullet there

2025-05-16 12:28:28 UTC

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You cant pay in bitcoin it says credit only https://image.nostr.build/87599595ee2612eb48a3977882b9b0a3aede8828e47c055f72766acac2aaabe0.jpg

2025-05-14 16:13:30 UTC

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Mini pc

2025-05-13 00:01:51 UTC

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Its a bug not a feature

2025-05-05 23:51:00 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/62d0fbf4b711a74b36e994e2fc98a5c8042327e1d156fde0c5dbc1b2da3ec88b.gif

2025-05-04 22:00:34 UTC

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I read your note in his voice
https://image.nostr.build/bf5f84968ad1daddb1b46103f643af2948d922f8156bb97fa773014e3ba146d8.gif

2025-05-04 21:57:36 UTC

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We are the ghosts of a world that has already ended

2025-05-02 12:26:22 UTC

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Lol. Ive always used jellyfin and now Im glad!

2025-05-02 12:20:54 UTC

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What happened 👀

2025-05-01 01:13:45 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/4764e315940f17df71241095410619074e3bb49c1214fdbf6771b83b02b789f1.gif

2025-04-29 02:03:57 UTC

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Whats up with Roger lol

2025-04-27 13:58:41 UTC

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Was gonna say this 😂

2025-04-27 02:02:17 UTC

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That did it

2025-04-27 01:44:01 UTC

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I guess I should give the old turn it off and on again a try lol

2025-04-27 01:40:49 UTC

Anybody else update @nprofile…99ga on @nprofile…d6j2 and have it not working now? #asknostr #bigsad https://image.nostr.build/666217d46273a071a377a7f2408ad3a6776f9f496ad22637dff486e714ab2de4.jpg

2025-04-25 02:22:36 UTC

Does @npub1yzv…rf8q not work with citrine?

2025-04-25 01:46:43 UTC

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Finally

2025-04-25 01:39:18 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLEQzfqO_l0

2025-04-21 10:56:19 UTC

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I did lol. It just tasted like pickle at first but then the sweetness of the jellybean made it weird 😂

2025-04-21 00:31:49 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/7c8575d677fb1e131a39ca7231a2d88ee2bbaadd3b325e0280ec6b364919beed.jpg

2025-04-21 00:05:38 UTC

How was your Easter? 🐰🐰
https://image.nostr.build/2d1b81beabeb30d64cb4c38221f0a270882d72fda6910dcb38b8d2a79000ed97.jpg

2025-04-20 23:58:33 UTC

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Lol no way 😂

2025-04-20 15:12:55 UTC

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Yeah definitely. Glad I dont live there anymore lol

2025-04-20 14:58:55 UTC

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The county I grew up in you couldnt buy liquor at all on Sunday. The county owns all liquor stores and are closed on Sunday.

2025-04-20 02:19:40 UTC

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Notequacious

2025-04-20 02:14:41 UTC

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Probably not? But somebody tagged him with some links in the comments

2025-04-20 01:28:45 UTC

Ross got jokes lol https://image.nostr.build/0d088cb9a471bf17ff6644df0c90af59e8af0ad5362e20fda5c6aed4487d9063.jpg

2025-04-17 02:17:25 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/63eee49c634047f3c5d6a326798175221dd747133a4a8cd728531bc71d003713.jpg

2025-04-17 00:57:30 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/63eee49c634047f3c5d6a326798175221dd747133a4a8cd728531bc71d003713.jpg

2025-04-16 23:04:07 UTC

Dojo available on @nprofile…d6j2 👀👀👀 https://image.nostr.build/cea6e2a47a8c3dd2c4e4f341fbddb88a160440e480c36e48dd06dae819df5729.jpg

2025-04-13 20:06:17 UTC

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Imagine a bitaxe at $14 👀😂😂 That would be sweet

2025-04-04 12:34:36 UTC

Mfw its Friday https://image.nostr.build/76ee660d42bab6d91a69e3c5a6d744bdc5ac8e4b554085d603f640d933de74f6.jpg

2025-04-04 02:00:41 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/0759125c14521bb26176533b56f75c00b7d6a857b5e713c12f1c946731365138.gif

2025-04-02 01:43:06 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/c35762561a6635728cea2dda463ec1bd27675090f91a94b0adea408c3325b6a4.jpg

2025-04-02 01:41:09 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/0207c33abef86c6576b6ef26ef22c6c138dc96247ca925a0abfa7a35cc2bf0e6.jpg

2025-04-01 11:31:33 UTC

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I only use Bcash

2025-04-01 11:12:40 UTC

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Oh actually I already had it installed from zapstore. I thought thats what your note said. I dont think I installed it from play store

2025-04-01 03:03:11 UTC

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Yeah I did

2025-04-01 02:21:45 UTC

Tried updating @nprofile…qmxe on @nprofile…tdq0 and got this 🤔🤔🤔 https://image.nostr.build/c6b1c4098ac81ce7d0189ebf85c7dd8a41016c9eaf18ebbba843a7974aee1d80.jpg

2025-03-27 02:25:31 UTC

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It was great. 2 weeks in paradise. Went to dominican republic, puerto rico, st croix, honduras, bahamas, mexico. Some places Im forgetting too.

2025-03-27 02:19:00 UTC

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Amazing! It was on a cruise ship. So much great food.

2025-03-27 02:16:18 UTC

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Sea Bass
https://image.nostr.build/82d0ec74d25c5f21492d6e9d45fd4a62362f61bdf77252b9359ea43526b0e13c.jpg

2025-03-27 02:05:03 UTC

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https://nostr.download/0f329c2dd8f957acfc66bb474e9b94e02e9bf2c103ea73e91ec8220a68ba1fd6.jpeg

2025-03-27 00:14:05 UTC

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Cant wait!
#nevent1q…vg6e

2025-03-26 23:58:26 UTC

@nprofile…75w5 seems to be sold out of everything except the pine tar and straight tallow soaps 👀 Are there new scents in the works? 👀👀🤔🤔

2025-03-25 17:42:32 UTC

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Can I sync all my (already posted) notes to this relay once its setup?

2025-03-24 01:18:58 UTC

#nature https://nostr.download/2a387f7064d359a89443d31b4b374507e4841bb1e145f8ac75775c35f233852e.jpeg

2025-03-24 01:16:25 UTC

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https://nostr.download/8b68282dbe11a1b161011766ce1f33bd25e179f032370c768c58913692e8c7f1.gif

2025-03-23 01:11:18 UTC

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Weird https://nostr.download/aec17bf8d8c429865ae85e8209f0d8a838e7545b84e1e1e4f9738627b07752dc.jpeg

2025-03-23 00:00:04 UTC

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https://nostr.download/0958b9b7ce752299dafc16804ec7c2bce579b3dd62cf1461b98b935cf5d43f2b.gif

2025-03-22 23:54:30 UTC

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What kind of psychopath uses scissors?

2025-03-22 02:22:25 UTC

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A Nostr classic!

2025-03-13 01:54:47 UTC

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Based Bitcoiner

2025-03-10 02:54:15 UTC

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I remember this song 😂 Pretty sure I had this on tape or CD at one point

2025-03-08 21:17:47 UTC

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https://nostr.download/e75492e8abcf81584e2b30ea976460683b1ea70d5c6d141060be2d69a1245f6e.jpeg

2025-03-08 13:37:56 UTC

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https://nostr.download/e75492e8abcf81584e2b30ea976460683b1ea70d5c6d141060be2d69a1245f6e.jpeg

2025-03-04 22:29:04 UTC

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https://nostr.download/6a8d8e5a2e9f5a1b426b35b3d4a18bde952c580192ee8373de3bb2813314a10c.jpeg

2025-03-02 14:09:15 UTC

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Theyre waiting on some of that "gonna sell your data" money to pay some bills

2025-02-28 17:27:46 UTC

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Not sure. Never really looked into starlink

2025-02-28 17:21:14 UTC

Im on a cruise ship and I cant see any pictures on nostr 😭😭🙄🙄

2025-02-25 16:37:30 UTC

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Thanks!

2025-02-25 16:14:38 UTC

Im on a boat and couldnt post pics. Dominican Republic yesterday. Puerto Rico today https://image.nostr.build/886ca88f02f6f55672142d6189a4f120358a1a284c0bf1f209ba8417c0c8e383.jpg https://image.nostr.build/8612e3b2ab245cfe87022a72421fbacd5ee0c0d9ad159ea53c248ba54e71cc6c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/15d902140ad4b53ddd6e42a0f1de5619b3ba4ca0fec0949f1c2c851338955b4d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/5ae2056178e22d7a2be1bdfda4bcb0e3f088c65bae4d224b63f97d9e75fc56cb.jpg https://image.nostr.build/de13adbc29fc3253736c42a248180953a17327a62533002a969f4a18bffe2883.jpg https://image.nostr.build/7bb6dd76ac4ebcb95ece7d55331c8cc5d9f17e1bb56fded952dae5f1dbd5ae7a.jpg

2025-02-22 13:26:31 UTC

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It smells great! I think I like the lavender one better though.

2025-02-21 16:45:21 UTC

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What dairy do they put in the guacamole? 🤔