Zardoz

I'm David... owner of two Belgian Malinois - Ziva and DiNozzo. #orthodox #christian #bitcoin #tech and #drone junkie. #aiart My notes and opinions are my own…

All zaps go to my #Malinois kibble budget - it's a lot to feed pups that are training for #SAR #searchandrescue

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npub1esz5s74zat6yc5qsclzy2vqjvzj7qlt2jwudcshxlhucmrka665q7wa0rq

NIP-05 Address

zardoz@orriss.org

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Last Notes

2026-06-01 20:47:19 UTC

Why the hell are they denying that? Hell I got approved and it was easier than the Apple App Store by a mile.
#nevent1q…87d2

2026-05-26 13:43:52 UTC

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Doing good. I actually managed to fix a Briggs and Stratton engine that wouldn’t turn over. Unfortunately not soon enough to get all the wood chipping done I need to do but at least I was able to fix it myself. I have fencing to replace around my place too so a lumber order is pending. And then we have this little doofus that we are fostering… @npub1ymt…pxnz say I’m full of shit and that I will end up adopting it… 🤣🤣🤣
https://image.nostr.build/ccb868157c168dfb1eacd2748c636f24e14814db356038f13ab915937d4d519e.jpg

2026-05-25 17:20:24 UTC

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Oh goodness. Adorable….! Looks like you are having fun. Feeling better right now?

2026-05-06 03:50:06 UTC

Fuck this job market. Will work for #sats

2026-05-06 03:49:21 UTC

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#welcome
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2026-05-04 18:14:11 UTC

Hey #nostr —-!
If you're expecting a Star Wars joke from me on May the 4th then you're looking in alderaan places
#maythefourth #starwars #zapathon

2026-05-02 01:29:26 UTC

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Hang in there. I only wish there was something I could do for you.

2026-05-01 00:52:45 UTC

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❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

2026-05-01 00:50:25 UTC

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Hang in there. Keeping you in my prayers… ❤️☦️❤️☦️❤️☦️

2026-04-29 17:40:57 UTC

BOOM!!
“The fact that I wasn’t funded by the SPLC proves I’m not a Nazi.” —Elon Musk
GM #nostr

2026-04-27 00:29:56 UTC

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Nah you’re just right…

2026-04-27 00:21:15 UTC

GE #nostr
Lady at dog park: Did you adopt your dog?
Me: No, he's my biological dog.
I’ll see myself out now…

2026-04-25 14:28:11 UTC

#usa #grownostr #humor #zapathon
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2026-04-24 14:03:29 UTC

A man walks into a bar and says “OW”
I’m here all week folks.
#dadjokes on #nostr #jokes #jokestr #grownostr

2026-04-20 15:26:37 UTC

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Solid answer from the bot. And like I said @npub1yye…hmd0 be sure to research.

2026-04-20 14:44:39 UTC

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Also the treatment the doctor prescribed you is based on quinine which is an antimalarial. You can try a quinine supplement instead… but do some research for potential side effects…

2026-04-20 14:38:54 UTC

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☦️☦️☦️
That is normally associated with someone who has Lupus. Were you checked for that by any chance?

2026-04-14 23:08:39 UTC

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I missed you… hopefully that counts.

2026-03-23 01:46:00 UTC

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Probably the sound of your voice would be more than enough. Yea I know cheesey but what the hey….

2026-03-19 14:29:58 UTC

I stubbed my toe on a rock yesterday.
Then I took a closer look. It wasn’t a real rock.
It was a fake.
A sham rock.
Don’t unfollow me!
#stpatricksday #nostr

2026-03-19 00:25:00 UTC

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I just don’t talk about Bitcoin. I just invest in it.

2026-03-18 16:58:37 UTC

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I think if anyone takes Claude seriously in spiritual or philosophical matters they likely have far bigger problems.

2026-03-18 16:56:35 UTC

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Actually I took a video because someone didn’t believe me. That’s a still from the video i sent them afterward to fuck with them.
It’s still funny…

2026-03-18 15:02:22 UTC

GM #nostr - Lincoln was truly a visionary leader…
https://image.nostr.build/ed32aba219bce7f7b6e89b119c441d4ab2d950a5790983a3ea3727c8f0771a8f.jpg

2026-03-15 18:13:52 UTC

Pretty sure there is nothing more weird in my life right now than my dog having to maintain eye contact with a stick in her mouth while she goes to the bathroom.. life with #malinois #nostr
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2026-03-15 18:05:32 UTC

Sadly the beta is already full…. 😭😭😭
#nevent1q…3h34

2026-03-15 18:05:13 UTC

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Sadly the beta is already full… 😭😭

2026-03-15 02:02:58 UTC

“Albert… Dead Men Don’t Ride Roller Coasters..”
I think I have a name for a new Neo Noir detective novel….
🤣🤣
GN #nostr

2026-03-10 03:04:05 UTC

The use of military force serves important
U.S. interests in pre-venting instability in the Middle East
- Barack Obama, 2011
And all you fuckers flipping me shit were fine with it. So eat a 🐓

2026-03-09 14:26:51 UTC

Only in the US #nostr..
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2026-03-09 14:03:56 UTC

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I do not have a granddaughter…
Have you been to war?? Have you done anything to be a maker rather than a taker? No? Then shut. The. Fuck. Up. Internet brave people piss me off. You Gen Z types are a fucking joke.

2026-03-09 04:10:33 UTC

@npub1yye…hmd0 where r u??

2026-03-08 16:32:41 UTC

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I thought it was NIP-88
https://nips.nostr.com/88

2026-03-08 16:06:18 UTC

Is there a way to create a poll on @npub18m7…q955 ? #asknostr

2026-03-05 15:30:06 UTC

👀👀👀
#nevent1q…rhlc

2026-03-05 15:25:10 UTC

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It was on a piece of software that was made independent of Twitter but for twitter 20 or so years ago. I forget the name. Twitter later bought it and ruined it (of course)..

2026-03-05 15:23:22 UTC

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I didn’t know that was even a thing.

2026-03-05 03:24:13 UTC

I’ll cut the cheese if you lick the knife… 💨
#nevent1q…t683

2026-03-03 07:53:33 UTC

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Ask yourself this… why is a military installation next to a children’s hospital. Those animals are using children as human shields ya fucking coward.

2026-03-03 07:40:14 UTC

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Yawn. You’d have said that about the Nazis too. Coward.

2026-03-03 00:16:40 UTC

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I will argue that Washington Post is still worse than NYT but… that’s not really saying much.

2026-03-02 13:57:47 UTC

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Takes one to know one, cuck..

2026-03-02 03:28:25 UTC

JFC. Fuck mainstream media.. read the most upvoted comment.
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2026-03-02 02:44:26 UTC

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Yea it was! 🤣

2026-03-02 02:41:55 UTC

People cheering in the streets in #iran and Iranian communities around the world are celebrating…. If you think that what happened to the Ayatollahs was terrible you are part of the problem. I have no use for that mindset.

2026-03-02 02:37:44 UTC

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Your statement is incorrect… It was not a US missile. It was a misfire from an Iranian missile… I’m sorry I mean it was a misfire from a batch of shithead pieces of garbage that shouldn’t have had the missiles to begin with. Next time don’t put a missile facility right next to a school or a hospital.

2026-03-02 01:24:26 UTC

New from Lego #nostr #iran
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2026-03-01 22:41:08 UTC

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He’s ended eight other conflicts in 13 months… If Iran had become nuclear capable, they would have wiped out 20% of the world economy. And that would’ve been with a single strike against Israel. And the world currency is all based on the US dollar.
If you had been alive in 1979 and saw with those extreme pieces of garbage did, you wouldn’t be posting the garbage you are right now. Shut the fuck up and go back to the Cheap seats or blue sky.
The Ayatollahas are scum and they start every parliament meeting with the phrase. “death to America”… You think being there is so great by all means move there..

2026-03-01 20:25:37 UTC

Just think about it #nostr
Were gonna be able to vacation in Gaza, Cuba, Venezuela, Iran and maybe Minnesota soon. Incredible times.

2026-02-15 01:12:32 UTC

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With all due respect to the California coast… I am still partial to my Arizona sunsets…
https://image.nostr.build/5bc29fdd93f7bbceee137a3ad8a3d53fcb6f9c165bf9e8feb374b7e3431a731e.jpg

2026-02-14 15:38:03 UTC

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Oh I wanted to keep the 300 bucks and it would have been another week of waiting to have an installer come out.

2026-02-13 22:13:59 UTC

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Oh my Dishwasher gave up the ghost after nine years. Installed the replacement myself. Meet the new Bosch… same as the old Bosch …. Except for WiFi…
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2026-02-13 21:09:19 UTC

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That reminds me of a poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Why did you Turdy in my eye?
I’m a grown-up and I won’t cry
But I sure am glad elephants can’t fly…

2026-02-13 15:25:00 UTC

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Disagree... While it can be a setback personally and professionally when you return you are better than before...

2026-02-07 16:28:09 UTC

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Stupid comment on cadayton’s part. You share enough about who you are here to clearly show you are NOT catfishing.

2026-02-06 05:11:40 UTC

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Hey @nprofile…fv5u why is this post not showing up in DAMUS.
#nevent1q…cq2g

2026-02-06 02:15:48 UTC

Good evening #nostr the latest from the #zardoz group labs. Zynascan Pro. Scans either uploaded logs or runs background scans on logs to search for CPNI, PII, password credential (and soon PCI / credit card and HIPPA) data being logged by enterprise applications.. looking for investors and new clients (we already have clients using this app now)! DM me today. #sats #security #grownostr
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2026-01-25 15:48:35 UTC

GM #nostr
The word "queue" is ironic. It's just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line….
I will see myself out now.

2026-01-11 18:03:53 UTC

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If I could get to 100,000,000 (1 BTC) sats in 2026 I could work solely on my company and start building tech in the ML and Telecom space. Probably won’t happen but I can dream…

2026-01-07 02:05:03 UTC

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What the fuck is “inauthentic activity “?

2026-01-04 02:14:29 UTC

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Orange Pill app getting their name yanked out from under them… hence “Club Orange”

2026-01-03 01:57:47 UTC

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Yep I look closely at any Switch 2 game now to see if it’s a “Key card” game or not. If it is a key card I won’t buy it. F them.

2026-01-02 16:15:06 UTC

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💯💯💯 on turnips….

2026-01-01 17:11:43 UTC

Hey there #damus peeps and #nostr - Happy New Year…. After getting fed up with the shit that Alby did to my Sats combined with their shitty documentation I decided to look at alternatives.. unfortunately there is zero way to self host a lightning wallet (due to the need to have liquidity on the chain to back it). But so far for the 100 bucks worth of bitcoin I spent using #cluborange at least I have something that seems stable enough and there’s enough usage of it that I won’t outright *lose* sats..
I’ll get right to the point - If you are looking for a decent way to send sats around without the risk of losing a lightning channel - for now at least Club Orange seems to get the job done.. and I have a referral link if you decide to join…
https://signup.cluborange.org/co/zardoz-1138
@npub1ve8…9ka6

2025-12-30 02:56:45 UTC

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You definitely have better memories of the Atlanta airport than I do… It was not a fun place for me to go through when I went there years ago.. 🤣

2025-12-30 02:55:20 UTC

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Merry Christmas!!

2025-12-29 03:01:22 UTC

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Happy Birthday!!

2025-12-28 17:47:17 UTC

Hey @npub1m8d…5d6q —- just in case you take any of my posts too seriously here…
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2025-12-28 17:41:33 UTC

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Yea but my plan B doesn’t actually involve leaving the US. It does involve making my own Galts Gulch tho so to speak.

2025-12-28 17:33:24 UTC

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Honestly I’ve traveled enough to know why people come here- visit mainland China sometime. Those who are happy there are so because of relativistic happiness… since it’s not like the Mao days they figure it’s great…. But it’s not. Overstay your visa by a day when you’re coming from Hong Kong and see what happens.
Would I really leave here? Of course not. But I also have the means to live somewhere that I can ignore the bullshit too. And that I will be doing. With a rifle and my popcorn of course.

2025-12-28 17:13:00 UTC

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Oh I know there is no plan b.. but I sure as shit don’t need to keep trying to build anything to keep the engine of this world moving forward either.. When the brainwashed left eat each other.. then maybe it will be a world worth trying to build something for again.

2025-12-28 17:02:12 UTC

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It’s not. Sometimes I’m just in a “fuck the world” mood. Why should I keep being a maker when the second handers and takers could give a fuck….? Mind you it’s a rhetorical question.

2025-12-28 16:59:06 UTC

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Like you have any of the answers… sigh…

2025-12-28 16:55:29 UTC

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And you’ll always be angry from the sound of it. Rather sad.
And I’ll be happy to stop the lunatics from running the asylum… tired of them coming here.

2025-12-28 16:53:26 UTC

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Always brave when posted from a phone…

2025-12-28 16:27:39 UTC

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Besides that…. I have my pups to think about…
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2025-12-28 16:17:42 UTC

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Ah… that’s why you have guns. But that said… at least I have my ranch in Arizona AND guns. Fed up with single party states in the US eroding rights and taxing the shit out of its populace.
Also wtf do you care if I randomly muse about something? I’m fed up with fat blue hairs going off about the right.. chicks with dicks pretending to be “influencers”… fed up with goomers and fed up with the overtaxation in the US. You like it.. congratulations.. just glad I have the ability to say fucking this place I’m out of here.

2025-12-28 16:11:11 UTC

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Not sure where you were going with that but OK.

2025-12-28 16:03:58 UTC

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No but I have friends and extended family in Medellin…

2025-12-28 16:00:29 UTC

Welcome to #nostr @npub10zj…0w2v
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#nevent1q…je3n

2025-12-28 15:44:55 UTC

The problem in the US isn’t violence.. it’s that the US is violent AND retarded…. And this meme is pretty much 100% accurate…. Sometimes I think if I didn’t have kids I’d just expatriate myself and relocate to Columbia and get a Finca.
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2025-12-25 08:28:34 UTC

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Merry Christmas beautiful…

2025-12-25 00:23:28 UTC

Merry Christmas #nostr
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2025-12-25 00:18:00 UTC

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Merry Christmas gorgeous…!

2025-12-24 07:04:48 UTC

💯💯💯💯
#nevent1q…2t6a

2025-12-23 17:24:55 UTC

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🔥🔥 Merry Christmas🎄

2025-12-23 16:12:52 UTC

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Yes. As of yesterday… slowly but surely…

2025-12-23 16:12:03 UTC

💯💯💯🔥🔥
#nevent1q…xxxu

2025-12-22 23:10:23 UTC

Unpopular topic but let’s get down to facts… #nostr
The Maritime Drug Law Enforcement Act of 1986, was authored by a member of Congress in 1986, from the state of New York. His name, Chuck Schumer. He wrote the law that passed almost unanimously that makes it legal to blow drug boats out of the water.
You may not like the fact that Trump is using the law that Congress passed, but there’s nothing “illegal“ about this…

2025-12-22 23:08:32 UTC

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It’s unfortunate that groups like this don’t open source these types of projects in case we want to self host instead of paying $10 a month…

2025-12-22 19:30:28 UTC

Can relate….
#nevent1q…5xe5

2025-12-19 19:51:40 UTC

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A sound assessment… 🍻

2025-12-19 19:49:13 UTC

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I should mention that I wasn’t talking about physical attractiveness.. I mean she was and probably is still amazing looking. I mean she is just loony these days.
But yea she can sing for sure.

2025-12-19 19:47:31 UTC

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Facts.

2025-12-19 19:47:04 UTC

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Well she does have talent. No question there.

2025-12-19 19:45:53 UTC

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She was hot before she went full on crazy….

2025-12-19 05:46:30 UTC

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OMG I love you…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I even heard that in my head…. 🤣🤣🤣