beejay

Twin Cities MN native - Old lady, tech nerd, cookbook author

Low sugar ground beef jerky @ https://mailboxmeat.com/
Free keto recipes at @ https://ketobeejay.npub.pro/

Low carb for T2D
Faith >>> religion 🙏
I ♥ silly cat GIFs
#anarchist #agorist N=1

Public Key

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NIP-05 Address

beejay@nip-05.com

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2026-05-08 02:05:32 UTC

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Gn!

2026-05-07 13:18:01 UTC

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Idk about what my back has you do with it but I do remember Mister Roger's Neighborhood for sure 😆

2026-05-07 11:32:18 UTC

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Hope that neighbor's roof is going to be okay 🙏

2026-05-06 20:19:37 UTC

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Hadn't seen those yet. I like that they aren't using seed oils.
I tend to not be able to afford these types of things...but then if they go on sale, I get them and then attempt to make my own copycat versions at home.
I did this with:
Momofuku's chili crisp
Egglife wraps
Sugar free bbq sauce
Ketchup
Buttermilk ranch

2026-05-06 14:28:40 UTC

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2026-05-06 12:47:06 UTC

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I tried that for a while and it was hard. Trying to get in all my daily protein in one go was hard to swallow (literally.
I do better with 2-3 meals and no snacks.

2026-05-06 12:44:36 UTC

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I'm just so very busy and tired lately
But I'm paying off debt, so I'm grateful 😅

2026-05-06 12:39:19 UTC

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I was saying, not asking 😂
At the end of the day, I work in web tech and my brain is already full of that stuff. Maybe one day I'll have spare time to look at this stuff, just not now.

2026-05-05 23:31:13 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/c8cde5682d41e76519751de5d04e7fb71590387294d05282cb0471473fc0e7ec.jpg

2026-05-05 15:01:17 UTC

#zapsnag offer 42k sats ⚡ You get: A 3-pack of my low sugar jerky made from ground 🦬 Bison & clean ingredients that is easy to bite and chew! (mild flavor, not hot)
Price includes Priority Mail shipping (USA only, including HI & AK)
https://image.nostr.build/c02a68ec9b9bf0dc3ac56a00cd0bc4a83808551c137b7286d133c4e5670a355b.png
Each package is vacuum sealed and made recently!
https://image.nostr.build/d7d3a21f4ea07e1a1b702a7574ae0aa4273434d9b3c4f26655be2e6509ed5954.png #bitcoinaccepted #merchants #meatstr #ketolishus

2026-05-05 14:17:02 UTC

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2026-05-04 23:06:40 UTC

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I placed an order with you about 18 days ago and I got an "order completed" email with zero details, but did get a notification from UPS of a package arriving soon, it's all a mystery to me.

2026-05-03 23:08:58 UTC

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Why u do dis, Amethyst?

2026-05-03 22:17:54 UTC

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😵
Lol I look like a water buffalo in everything 😂

2026-05-03 21:37:10 UTC

fucking seriously tho
https://image.nostr.build/faf0fa35aa1623b5c3cb5d05f56ec0989a2ba58713e7b2b257287fd95131a0a1.png
#memestr

2026-05-03 12:48:16 UTC

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The US constitution has been practically null and void since its inception, unfortunately.
https://blossom.primal.net/de9ee48e49be9e2bed38820f57af49dcdb5269dd53d94886969689fa1cb493cd.png

2026-05-03 02:13:06 UTC

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it's like a fluffy Creamsicle.

2026-05-03 02:02:27 UTC

I was right... the original Orange Julius copycat recipes of the '80s did have egg and milk (usually powered nonfat milk or malted milk powder) in them, in addition to vanilla...my mom used an egg and instant vanilla pudding powder
#nevent1q…evav

2026-05-03 01:55:49 UTC

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I don't think there's supposed to be pudding in it. My mom was just trying to make it richer, or else my memory of that day is fucked.

2026-05-03 01:11:49 UTC

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It's a half-slushy, half-smoothie type frothy drink made from half-frozen orange juice, vanilla, and sugar, which got popular from the place that made them, in malls. People started making them from home for cheaper lol. I think my mom put an egg or vanilla pudding in it.
https://blossom.primal.net/a1bb0bbfbb1c636c3bc695178218b4740121a63c6c0c0d8922592c4524e68be2.jpg

2026-05-03 01:03:43 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/brS4YtjwY04AAAAC/sunny-delight-sunny-d.gif
https://media.tenor.com/w3mvPu0EnwMAAAAC/dave-chapelle-i-want-that.gif

2026-05-02 22:29:25 UTC

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*FLOMP*

2026-05-02 22:29:09 UTC

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No, we were kids lol

2026-05-02 22:12:57 UTC

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We learned to make Orange Juilius at home before watching Star Wars on VHS

2026-05-02 22:11:48 UTC

If you remember this was how you made orange juice in the '60s-'80s, you are my people https://image.nostr.build/21755fba1576fdfdc48adb251c015bc2b1e30e8d11183438454ad1edd0b7970b.png

2026-05-02 13:31:46 UTC

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what is learing?

2026-05-02 11:51:41 UTC

Gm nostr
Happy Caturday, everybody #Catstr
https://blossom.primal.net/f384691ae7a44af6b07dae54b8a0ed81974bdd6ebdf86e5f35f8d51834cd3ed8.webp

2026-05-02 01:56:22 UTC

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So you were 16? 😂

2026-05-01 15:07:01 UTC

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Fuck you too then

2026-05-01 11:46:02 UTC

Gm nostr
Happy Friday, everybody
https://blossom.primal.net/acef0a060935f6778097fa40067973c19c30fb8bbe5b03515752d2e0cefd30bd.gif
#Catstr

2026-04-29 11:57:24 UTC

Gm nostr
I'm not ready to get up yet
Happy Wednesday, everybody
https://media.tenor.com/S5N8d-OpyNEAAAAC/extasyxx.gif
#catstr

2026-04-29 00:25:29 UTC

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Normies on nostr?
Eww, cooties!
https://image.nostr.build/457f6de49598fb5ac80e4d22d6fa15c3b8494a8c9a890f6f4a0df59162eef8bf.gif

2026-04-28 14:31:18 UTC

Does anyone on nostr make leather coasters? I need a set of two. Preferably very low-rise/flat, not thicker than say, 1.5mm.
#asknostr

2026-04-27 21:35:33 UTC

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Omg cute
😊❤️
Yours?

2026-04-27 13:17:00 UTC

Gm nostr
I'm not perfect, just purrfect.
Happy Monday, everybody.
#Catstr
https://blossom.primal.net/6511852396efff209780babbc8a4e6d9837ba3a68dc0a2b819a3b60567a8c0ca.jpg

2026-04-27 02:55:41 UTC

Gn nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/d1749a28ef1332250fd56d7c38b1ad4c34f0d4069ff65a38a3f6c73e5db74a55.png
#catstr #GN

2026-04-26 14:18:00 UTC

Gm nostr
Happy Sunday, everybody
https://media.tenor.com/27SgocJHkH8AAAAC/kitty-slide.gif
#Catstr

2026-04-25 15:36:39 UTC

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It is prolific in these parts

2026-04-25 15:29:32 UTC

Just doing quality control with your grocery order
#catstr #caturday #cats
https://video.nostr.build/2634a7815e457256191b4ca2681d0e61746aee59e1fb2eaae3e0e614d019e334.mp4

2026-04-25 15:28:43 UTC

Gm nostr
Happy Caturday everybody
#Catstr #Caturday
https://image.nostr.build/94cace8f6973884c77e6e3241272c97a08690fdf48494bea90d3b33ca2de5846.gif

2026-04-24 15:06:18 UTC

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#catstr spam? NO SUCH THING! https://image.nostr.build/7e35b7ddb7f6f0186e62e74e2e90b2a79a7e365d2c81eca6ae624656015797ac.png

2026-04-24 14:12:18 UTC

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Oh that reminds me, when do you send out notices to pay for renewing our marketplace listings?

2026-04-24 13:30:14 UTC

Gm nostr, and happy Friday, everybody
#ungovernable #catstr
https://image.nostr.build/b17dbd86418547f3df29191bc111e220a31a91c05d6b0241ad42626945aaa95f.png

2026-04-23 14:36:25 UTC

#zapsnag offer 44k sats ⚡ shipping included (USA only including HI & AK)
You get: A 4-pack mystery shipment of my low sugar ground beef jerky that is easy to bite and chew! 🍖 (this one's all mild, no hot flavors)
Image below shows 3 but you get 4 (covered labels for mystery purposes - I packed these this week)
Each package is vacuum sealed and about 2.25 to 2.5 oz
https://image.nostr.build/bbbae7b2c169b3ff351ac8b0409d0660301a2fd78c8b64d092dbe5a044ad048d.png

2026-04-23 14:19:04 UTC

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Gmgm

2026-04-23 14:18:56 UTC

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YW always! 🙏💜

2026-04-23 14:18:03 UTC

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Gm!

2026-04-23 11:43:02 UTC

Gm nostr
I'm up way too early (again)
Happy Thursday, everybody
#Catstr
https://media.tenor.com/JZUmtmJY-fgAAAAC/cat-calm.gif

2026-04-22 21:55:20 UTC

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I'd suggest using lemon juice, sour orange juice, or apple cider vinegar in place of the lime juice in the marinade, then reserve your half lime for the cilantro lime sauce.

2026-04-22 21:39:52 UTC

Hope everyone's having a better week than I am #catstr #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/53df01485ecc36f04965a1ebb21dc50de25fa84d843f7afc49795482629449ed.jpg

2026-04-22 21:36:18 UTC

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🙏

2026-04-22 21:31:15 UTC

Today's recipe is my Pollo a la Brasa (Peruvian Inspired Grilled Chicken) with spicy Lime & Cilantro sauce
Hope you enjoy!
https://image.nostr.build/3e985ad0206f92a40a50c421df3fef313d09be0641b4ca1579384cbd15ab007a.png
https://ketolish.us/pollo-a-la-brasa-peruvian-grilled-chicken/
#meatstr #cooking #foodstr #grillstr #lowcarbrecipes #chicken

2026-04-22 21:29:31 UTC

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bewtifool

2026-04-22 20:47:59 UTC

Taking a break at work, and this is how my head feels, so far, today.
https://media.tenor.com/eYDKui5_bbYAAAAx/vacuum-cat-meme.webp #catstr

2026-04-22 20:43:44 UTC

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I don't know. I'd ask @npub1lq5…sxx5

2026-04-22 15:46:19 UTC

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As long as governments don't regulate it, I don't care if they use it. I could have probably chosen a different word instead of "adoption"... but I don't know what word to use. I don't want govt to declare this currency as legal tender which would enable them to regulate it.
Bitcoin does not need mass adoption. Period.

2026-04-22 15:38:59 UTC

People who cheer for government & its military to adopt Bitcoin are effing redacts.
KEEP YOUR BLOOD-SOAKED, TYRANNICAL, PEDO-SUPPORTING MITTS OFF MY ANTI-GOVERNMENT/ANTI-BANK MONEY.
#nevent1q…cz2p

2026-04-22 14:10:36 UTC

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Uhh. I'm able to zap people in Wisp with my Rizful wallet using NWC... are you on Android?

2026-04-22 14:08:01 UTC

Hiya nostr
I got straight to work and fromgot to say Gm!
Happy Wednesday, everybody
https://media.tenor.com/gbITcVliIdEAAAAC/good-morning-cat.gif
#Catstr

2026-04-22 02:54:54 UTC

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did you mean .jpg?
(images2.imgbox.com/e3/f0/JnNHl5PI_o.jpg)

2026-04-22 02:52:38 UTC

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@npub15yp…mpcx

2026-04-22 02:22:43 UTC

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shit
lol

2026-04-22 01:48:30 UTC

Tonight's movie is Boy George's 1970's: Save Me From Suburbia (2016) a documentary about and narrated by Boy George
https://image.nostr.build/f36d5776603f8e6d80cdb0cf422ab1d242b3d2831fac75d2234e4aa23b2fe6ea.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdZKVLUjP18
#nowplaying #nowwatching #BJsTunez

2026-04-21 14:32:09 UTC

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We do (only when it rains)
That means roughly 3 days of spring. About 1 week of fall...
And 5.5 months each, of either Hot AF or Winter

2026-04-21 14:30:44 UTC

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I use Mulvad

2026-04-21 13:46:43 UTC

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Fucking Google hates when you use a vpn
So does the post office website and other govt websites
I hate them all.

2026-04-21 13:43:35 UTC

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Gm!
It is spring, after all!

2026-04-21 13:36:25 UTC

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lol what an idiot

2026-04-21 12:32:09 UTC

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Lol
Gm

2026-04-21 12:30:52 UTC

Gm nostr
Happy Tuesday, everybody
https://media.tenor.com/RUp5Q0-VQzEAAAAC/cat-jump.gif
#Catstr

2026-04-20 20:40:12 UTC

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I didn't just tell them there's a new one
I did explain things
Carry on, I'm not posting my entire log of what I said to my twitter peeps

2026-04-20 20:39:12 UTC

It's been a Steely Dan kind of day https://image.nostr.build/05dc195999b79c56cc419b5c4cb7a6098389720cd48744b611fce542cd090c8f.png
#music #BJsTunez

2026-04-20 19:46:45 UTC

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Happy to. It's the same stuff I did on Twitter :)

2026-04-20 19:45:52 UTC

I do this almost weekly! Most people would rather stay in their weird social platforms and complain, or they just stop using them. There is almost no convincing them that nostr is a solution. Likely because they've heard it before, with other things coming out (ABC is better than XYZ). So it's just a matter of being exhausted from all of it. I'll be here if they ever change their minds.
#nevent1q…pdtj
https://image.nostr.build/6fb619c6e435e46c362082e4a7e863f9ecafc28e187a5c2629854cf1c16595fb.png

2026-04-20 19:43:39 UTC

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I'm just here posting my cooking, memes, anti-govt rants, and silly cat pics/GIFs 💜

2026-04-20 19:37:25 UTC

cc: @npub1hgv…9jnv because omg SPIDERRRRZ :POGGERS:😱
#nevent1q…94jy

2026-04-20 13:52:37 UTC

I'll be doing this again VERY SOON. Stay tuned!
#zapsnag
#nevent1q…plh8

2026-04-20 13:43:28 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/boX_UuTnruwAAAAC/cat-falling-cigarette-cat.gif
https://media.tenor.com/4Al0AcXcn3kAAAAC/cat-vibe.gif
https://thecatsite.com/media/funny-cat-vacuum-gif.357431/full?d=1491796227
https://media.tenor.com/QGTVfIvI6GAAAAAC/cat-cigarette.gif
https://media.tenor.com/0Rk1xq3xM3MAAAAC/cat-jam.gif

2026-04-20 12:59:56 UTC

Gm nostr
Happy Monday, everybody
https://image.nostr.build/edc141a867c38fbc947ae8f72aaa3910e38db57ae4230a2ef037978b90b9510b.jpg
#catstr

2026-04-20 12:58:50 UTC

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2026-04-20 12:57:56 UTC

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lol no
Too early

2026-04-20 03:47:12 UTC

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WE ARE WINNING! @npub1wp2…hpv0
https://image.nostr.build/31967503f0b57767d78d7ffee128de0fe62e9c1cfe59cea6eef21cc12efb13a3.png

2026-04-20 03:40:04 UTC

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🙏

2026-04-20 03:37:22 UTC

The Specials - The Specials (1979) full album
https://image.nostr.build/9ce23bee2d6a3d7b1ea6aebbb511cc2d41f55d1e49e1f16e14b176c9d5fa3213.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nBrtJ5NyUM
#BJsTunez #Music #ska

2026-04-20 03:37:00 UTC

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2026-04-20 03:26:04 UTC

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I'm HERE!
https://image.nostr.build/1bf50886fb7ac1559d082d6fbbdc3e8b89ac796234ec20360e152cb16039588f.gif

2026-04-19 15:56:39 UTC

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Yum

2026-04-18 20:51:39 UTC

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He's said this before 🙄😅
#nevent1q…0tpn

2026-04-18 15:21:11 UTC