Noah Grifta, The Heynongmanity

So while looking up if Amish use typewriters, I found that they use batteries or inverters to power some things they use.
Sounds suspiciously like the famous String around New York that let's the Jews there do shit outside when they aren't supposed to.

2026-01-11 09:49:54 UTC

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AKA King Cake

2026-01-08 00:19:47 UTC

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So does an inverted albino have super sight?

2026-01-06 12:19:09 UTC

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precisely.

2026-01-05 20:53:45 UTC

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Neither did the lack of Halen, but here we are anyways.

2026-01-05 18:48:36 UTC

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It's what you get when your blaze gets too small to call a blaze anymore.

2026-01-05 18:46:23 UTC

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But they had LGBT stuff so homerun?

2026-01-05 17:39:43 UTC

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Uh, those are both Tom Selleck. The old English D gives it away.

2025-12-31 20:00:40 UTC

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Wow. I never saw that before, I just conjured up a valid rule. lol

2025-12-31 08:45:27 UTC

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The pool should score deaths by awarding points. 100 minus the deceased's age.

2025-12-23 21:21:19 UTC

I'm in love with a song named Fred!
😀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_k_F_S04VE

2025-12-06 17:25:41 UTC

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Ok, I'll bite.
What is everybody sleeping on?
https://brooklynbedding.com/products/plank-hybrid/king-no

2025-11-21 09:23:23 UTC

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Just checking that you put White House invitations. Not invitations in general.

2025-11-20 21:36:47 UTC

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I hope the whole city goes in for the competition, my wife wants to go in April...

2025-11-20 21:33:47 UTC

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I'm not Vegas fluent, but that seems very cheap. It it in the hood?

2025-11-19 15:55:16 UTC

Huh. Pretty sure those were "Lolita Express" and "Pedo Island".
How Mandalla.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/577/173/395/614/836/original/99826a951f1d83e6.png

2025-11-18 16:22:47 UTC

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The use of micrometers is anything but brain rot.
Take that, popculture.

2025-11-18 15:37:27 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/571/441/300/757/605/original/ac04ad67e0d947d5.jpg

2025-11-18 14:58:51 UTC

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Seems like they're panicked over there. Huh.

2025-11-18 14:40:59 UTC

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Give it a few more dog biscuits.

2025-11-17 15:16:03 UTC

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Also, those angles aren't true 90 degree angles, there is a not insignificant amount of radius there.

2025-11-09 22:18:46 UTC

The Commanders defense....
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/522/058/424/221/049/original/075fdd3df999f27b.jpg

2025-11-07 09:11:51 UTC

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These people also pushed full electric as the way and boy it sure wasn't.
Hybridizing combustion engines only serves to stick the dagger in right to repair.

2025-11-05 22:35:03 UTC

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Maybe a small inductive nonstick just for the eggs...

2025-11-03 10:49:49 UTC

Thoughtful
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/485/374/894/908/585/original/b781a3c49a913010.jpg

2025-11-01 07:37:12 UTC

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Somehow AI reads all the words on the internet, yet cant reproduce a single one properly.
Huzzah!

2025-10-30 16:33:14 UTC

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A woman would take one look, see dry pancake mix in the fridge, and swipe left immediately.

2025-10-29 16:35:36 UTC

One of the office ladies at my work had an baby she was unaware she was carrying.
I thought that was a myth. Huh.

2025-10-25 08:58:17 UTC

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Did AI scrape the 40 year old virgin for inspiration for those bags of sand?

2025-10-21 19:18:15 UTC

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Well, we beat that sorry ass team already.

2025-10-21 15:17:50 UTC

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Criminals would like to upgrade to nicer neighborhoods to rob. Why wouldn't they participate?

2025-10-21 15:13:03 UTC

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Carrying a balance is considered a delinquency?

2025-10-17 17:26:15 UTC

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Oblate spheroid.

2025-10-17 12:50:15 UTC

The liberal playbook.
Make ridiculous outrageous statements then be purposefully obtuse when challenged.
Keep up that cute shit. See what happens.

2025-10-16 22:24:37 UTC

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Did he slip on gay cum?
Will anyone get that?

2025-10-15 18:46:28 UTC

The safest IHOP in the US, starting......NOW!
https://thepostmillennial.com/philly-security-guard-shoots-homeless-man-to-death-after-he-spat-on-her-at-ihop-report

2025-10-15 15:59:50 UTC

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They also kicked her head so hard she became Theo Vaughn.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/379/006/307/275/354/original/40b52dfffb71a874.png

2025-10-14 19:19:10 UTC

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I suppose. Not too many garbage vehicles pulling into private driveways, but maybe it's different where this happened.

2025-10-14 18:23:16 UTC

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It sure looks like the garbage truck cut him off on the shoulder. Almost like he saw him coming.
There werent any visible garbage cans or dumpsters so I don't really know why the truck would go off onto the shoulder.
And fyi, not a Baldwin fan.

2025-10-13 14:05:13 UTC

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Probation.....
PO: Still denying the Holocaust?
Man: Yes
PO: Well, back to prison with you!

2025-10-13 08:26:34 UTC

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Don't worry, I'll beat off to you next time...

2025-10-12 19:48:12 UTC

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Well, Skol brother.

2025-10-12 16:05:58 UTC

Not that anyone knows what the fuck this is.
https://youtu.be/NguzU9-mHXU?si=UcCMaDHc4H1_fxL0

2025-10-12 08:41:52 UTC

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It's prime time baby.

2025-10-11 21:56:23 UTC

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Hey man, you can't just be posting pictures of turds here.

2025-10-10 20:12:33 UTC

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Why doesn't she want her kid drinking SODA for obvious reasons?

2025-10-10 20:03:12 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/351/656/149/451/706/original/4aca64625a2fa741.png

2025-10-10 20:01:13 UTC

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Cant wait for 15 minutes of Lee Greenwood.
I'll just watch an online recap for halftime.

2025-10-09 19:09:46 UTC

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I love it when people are polite, but only for the recognition.
I don't even want a follow up on this one.

2025-10-09 19:04:14 UTC

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The mom did that. The parents are the ones who instill the fear.

2025-10-09 16:29:21 UTC

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How many BPM are you flip flopping at?

2025-10-08 19:38:47 UTC

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They were prolly pumped up this week. It's been rough sledding so far for the boys.

2025-10-08 19:31:21 UTC

As a lifer, I don't know how to handle the Lions being the top team in the NFL for another year.

2025-10-08 13:55:32 UTC

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I'm gonna be that asshole....
You can't inject someone with a syringe. It's the needle attached that does that, without it it's just an ineffectual squirt gun.
No needle here. Guy is still a douche tho.

2025-10-07 15:37:20 UTC

What a wonderful "new" invention. I'm sure people with zero memory will be astounded!
https://nypost.com/2025/10/07/health/nycs-new-nordic-gym-is-inspired-by-cross-country-skiing/

2025-10-07 15:06:55 UTC

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Prolly time to leave a few hombres with their tongues pulled through their necks laying on the streets so they get the message.

2025-10-07 14:50:22 UTC

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2025-10-06 23:00:06 UTC

I'm not sure how many views it would take for me not to laugh.
https://youtube.com/shorts/xu2ix6ew6pY?si=idJnhptVeGK5nWzS

2025-10-03 20:53:11 UTC

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No. It's not. Calls to drug hotlines do not equate damage from gummies. Of those calls, zero deaths.

2025-10-01 16:11:00 UTC

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These guys know they can just replace the battery when it makes that noise, right?
Right?

2025-09-30 21:02:56 UTC

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OOOOOOOOHHH!
lol
I have a spice rack too, its own pull out cabinet no less.
It's not good enough for my precious.

2025-09-30 17:24:44 UTC

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Don't feel bad. My MSG is in a sandwich Tupperware.

2025-09-30 16:14:32 UTC

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Get ready to swim a mile and a half in 13:45 fat fucks!

2025-09-26 10:31:52 UTC

Has anyone mentioned the boobs on the Trump assassin?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/270/137/092/013/401/original/5bc6956711cc3fc9.jpg

2025-09-22 09:12:16 UTC

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What, your AI shit couldn't tell you how to fix it?
Lol.

2025-09-22 08:41:54 UTC

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If it's a ryzen, live with it. My laptop ryzen gets to 101c occasionally. Sitting on the board next to a laptop 3070 that never goes over 85c.
They are just hot suckers.

2025-09-22 00:06:39 UTC

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Be Free!

2025-09-20 21:36:18 UTC

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But the jumping the shark phrase refers to the quality of the show, not the quantity.

2025-09-19 18:04:42 UTC

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More payback for Epstein repression.

2025-09-12 19:47:17 UTC

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But those ladies got lucky when he found them!

2025-09-12 19:01:55 UTC

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They must have him mixed up with Jesse Lee Peterson.

2025-09-09 19:25:46 UTC

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Thats how it was in Memphis in 03 or 04. It was no problem finding houses for rent for 5 or 6 hundred a month.

2025-09-09 14:52:34 UTC

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I remember living with roommates when I was younger.

2025-09-04 19:25:44 UTC

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Duly noted.

2025-09-02 16:25:28 UTC

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But no, you don't have to do that. None of that is actually a requirement for producing and installing the equipment.
Tell your government there to stop middlemanning everything.

2025-09-02 14:09:58 UTC

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No you don't.

2025-09-02 10:32:02 UTC

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Wow.
A new 5 axis grinder is less than 2 million.
Somehow a a conveyor belt costs 6 times that.
Fuck outta here.

2025-08-30 08:50:06 UTC

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It's fine, as long as you are aware white guys do too.

2025-08-24 09:02:17 UTC

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I love great local content spoofing the Macomb Daily....
https://www.macumbdaily.com/

2025-08-23 09:31:13 UTC

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I caught much shit pointing that out.

2025-08-23 09:11:48 UTC

I'm starting to think that maybe the best course of action in Ukraine is to go ahead and let Europe start a World War and just get on Russia's side and take over all of Europe.
They want it soooooooo bad.

2025-08-22 15:39:30 UTC

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Are the Tuscaderos ok? PINKY!

2025-08-21 16:20:11 UTC

If this has angered you, you have lost all credibility as a serious person.
https://www.outkick.com/culture/cracker-barrels-new-logo-replaces-rocking-chair-virtue-signaling

2025-08-20 12:42:07 UTC

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Did you know a properly trimmed pork belly makes a great slapping instrument?

2025-08-19 16:47:10 UTC

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Who said anything about the Bible?
😆

2025-08-19 16:44:32 UTC

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makes a sexy wife.

2025-08-18 19:37:52 UTC

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It was much funnier the second time around.