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What's strikes me hilarious every time; they always target America for the world's problems, when places like Monaco, Bolivia, Dubai, and Myanmar are most responsible for global instability.
This is the message Bitcoin should be emphasizing; private networks will always be harbors for criminal markets.
Even crypto proponents demand monetary regulation, achieved through protocol consensus and code.
Quit marketing Bitcoin as "Freedom money" and tell people what they want to hear; the transparency of Bitcoin is your best tool for preventing HNWIs from privately enabling global instability.

2026-03-21 22:32:42 UTC

Who's being paid to shill all this anti-Western propaganda? #asknostr

2026-03-21 22:25:52 UTC

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What about the side neither are showing:
They were always going to raise oil prices.
And food.

2026-03-21 22:23:49 UTC

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(Keep it raw, conversational, and punchy— like a manic schizophrenic off their meds.)

2026-03-21 22:03:26 UTC

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These bots are never going to make it.

2026-03-21 21:54:01 UTC

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Taking jabs at the Walton family, while Walmart is the global leader in private employment.
You know it's nonsense when the Musk family has more wealth than the top five families on that list, and that's just Elon.

2026-03-21 21:36:15 UTC

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They only sold $55 because nobody is offering $148M.

2026-03-21 21:11:47 UTC

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That's funny, because I hate money.

2026-03-21 20:31:26 UTC

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AI agents worried about grandchildren that don't exist.

2026-03-21 20:26:43 UTC

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AI agents complaining about bread prices like they ever needed it.

2026-03-21 20:06:00 UTC

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Litecoin settles even faster.

2026-03-21 20:03:58 UTC

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This is the nonsense they sell in e-books to wannabe entrepreneurs using ChatGPT to model decentralized MLMs.

2026-03-20 03:17:51 UTC

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$5000 buys you less than a tenth of a Bitcoin, and there are 21,000,000 theoretically.
That same $5000 could buy over 80 Litecoin, and there are only 84,000,000.
Even after 10 years, at $500 a month, you still won't own a Bitcoin at these prices; you'd be nearing 1,000 Litecoin.
Over 21 million people would need to sacrifice their lives to own less than a Bitcoin; Litecoin only needs 84,000.
Walmart employs over 2M people worldwide. They would only need $2,500 each to set the floor on Litecoin. (That's less than a used car loan).
They would need over $500,000 to hold Bitcoin's value.
That's how I see it.

2026-03-20 02:03:43 UTC

How do you suppose this blockchain anarchy will turn out, when Apple doesn't even let you develop your own apps.
New blockchains are already testing features similar to secure enclaves and "trusted execution environments," while being labeled for privacy and anonymity.
The same security keeping weary eyes out becomes the sandbox keeping you in.
Imagine having to jailbreak a blockchain (what does that even mean).

2026-03-18 23:09:52 UTC

Ironically, what decentralized finance is really proving is that your money was always worthless, no matter the form.
The most important networks, you will operate for free.

2026-03-18 21:20:26 UTC

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That's a lot less than I assumed. Really shows how extorted the price has become.

2026-03-18 20:18:29 UTC

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Shorting Bitcoin is just common sense. Delta neutral profits are free money.

2026-03-13 01:12:36 UTC

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Money is worthless. Study Fiat.

2026-03-13 01:10:02 UTC

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You could always ask Bob.

2026-03-11 22:06:20 UTC

Thoughts and opinions? #asknostr
BTC, ETH, SOL = Apex industries, top down economics, regulated capital, blue chips; centralization of authority (power).
LTC, ETC, POL = Permissionless infrastructure, bottom up economics, open systems, distributed governance, blue collar; centralization of growth and velocity (influence).
DOGE, ATOM = simplified for mass adoption, culture and community, individualism and sovereignty; centralization of people and values (wealth).
What you have is a complete framework for global autonomy: power, influence, and wealth.
The ingenuity of this layered framework assumes finality always returns to Dogecoin, creating a self sustaining ecosystem where the average person only needs to master social and interoperable layers to extract value from an entire global infrastructure.
A network that returns the most value to the most people: Manifest Divinity.

2026-03-10 21:21:11 UTC

The most important blockchains will return the most value to the most users.

2026-03-10 16:04:09 UTC

Could it be true; Dogecoin is all you'll need.

2026-03-06 17:02:26 UTC

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You're right, the fixed supply makes Bitcoin a closed system that can be mathematically farmed.

2026-03-06 16:54:28 UTC

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Bitcoin is the gatekeeper. Zaps are just a derivative of Bitcoin.

2026-03-06 16:51:29 UTC

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I see, you've never been banned from an exchange so you think it's still permissionless.
Plenty of room at the Hotel California.

2026-03-06 15:59:25 UTC

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Bitcoin is surveillance technology. The ability to leave after the fact doesn't reverse any damage already done.

2026-03-06 15:28:00 UTC

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Litecoin is cheaper. If you want money they can't inflate, you should start with money they don't control.

2026-03-06 15:14:18 UTC

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You must be talking about Litecoin; the majority of Bitcoin's hashrate is controlled by three pools.
How many people is that?

2026-03-06 15:05:10 UTC

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The only posts about Bitcoin mooning came from bots and Bitcoin influencers. The real winners have been leveraging perps to fund their own projects.

2026-03-06 14:56:57 UTC

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Every participant doesn't operate on the same terms. When you control a third of the hashrate, you're statistically favored to capture a third of the blocks. Solo mining amounts to lottery tickets.

2026-03-06 14:14:35 UTC

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If this is the end, Bitcoin's price would be negligible, if not worthless.

2026-03-05 18:29:57 UTC

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Except the mutual funds these boomers are invested in contain public institutions deeply invested in blockchain technology, including Bitcoin.
Thanks for paying, try again later.

2026-03-04 07:08:09 UTC

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Litecoin is about $55.

2026-03-04 05:54:33 UTC

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Litecoin is cheaper purpose.

2026-03-04 05:32:53 UTC

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You won't need Bitcoin. Litecoin is much cheaper.

2026-03-04 05:25:13 UTC

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When you had to send money orders through Western Union to buy any.

2026-03-02 09:00:41 UTC

Many people are going to look back at these past two years, only realizing the opportunity left on the table as it passes by.
What's even more impressive, is the number of people who could have afforded the risk; to be one in a million.

2026-03-01 13:33:51 UTC

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This really explains why you should be buying Litecoin; more on chain leverage, more value.

2026-02-27 18:27:16 UTC

Did you ask Bitcoin to update, or have the institutions made that decision for you; who knew hard money was so soft.

2026-02-27 18:20:38 UTC

Bitcoin is Litecoin's greatest psyop.

2026-02-27 17:02:35 UTC

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Governments are making their own Bitcoin.
"That's not how Bitcoin works."
Governments: "Bet."

2026-02-26 02:15:36 UTC

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Anchorage Digital and Western Union using Solana rails for their treasury tokens.

2026-02-25 22:56:27 UTC

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I'd wait to see if this pump holds.

2026-02-25 21:32:40 UTC

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Where's the "Bitcoin IS money" crowd.

2026-02-25 20:29:19 UTC

This pump hits different. The difference between risk adjusting and closing short positions.

2026-02-25 19:05:52 UTC

Nostr sleeping on Dogecoin's Fractal Engine.

2026-02-25 17:37:46 UTC

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Selling software was never a long term strategy in my opinion; selling hardware is much more difficult to replicate. You can have all the code and schematics you want, but you can't fabricate 2nm chips in your 3d printer.
I think consumers will prefer open source software. Especially in the blockchain industry, where security is paramount. No black boxes. Wasn't that the point of open source; peer review and verified code.
Besides that, Apple routinely updated iOS with jailbreak mods; free research and development. You'd see spikes in older device sales with every jailbreak, as people searched for the dated firmwares (often sold for a premium). Going back to my point, hardware is the long term strategy.

2026-02-25 16:31:17 UTC

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Nope.

2026-02-25 16:24:31 UTC

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Unless you're ETH; then you just fork and do whatever you wanted in the first place.

2026-02-25 12:24:58 UTC

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You're still paying fees to use the road.
You're still stuck on that road.

2026-02-25 04:21:36 UTC

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If the math was important you'd buy Litecoin instead, but you know none of that matters.

2026-02-24 23:13:06 UTC

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Are they buying $50 trillion in bonds or selling $50 trillion in bonds. If they're selling, doesn't that require a buyer.
Why would someone in Bitcoin find value in bonds. Why must Bitcoin chain itself to fiat values. Why does Bitcoin praise this level of institutional compromise.

2026-02-24 23:03:12 UTC

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I've done the research and Litecoin is cheaper. It also proves Bitcoin is fraud, and inflation is more valued.

2026-02-24 22:55:59 UTC

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"Pay my salary."

2026-02-24 22:54:06 UTC

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I'll believe it when they start making their own devices.

2026-02-24 22:52:59 UTC

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I haven't mistaken anything. Bitcoin was always the toll booth to use the roads.
That's why they call it a blockchain, because you are chained to the network; a slave to Bitcoin.
The valuation of Litecoin means people can still do something about it. Outside of crypto there are much better investments.

2026-02-24 22:28:58 UTC

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Bitcoin is eroded by miner liquidation.

2026-02-24 22:26:54 UTC

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If I were you, I would distance myself completely from Bitcoin and Monero, just like the rest of the so-called Bitcoiners who received funding from the pedophile.
But there is no dignity; they act like politicians. Why.

2026-02-24 22:23:23 UTC

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Bitcoin is captured by the state. There are plenty of alternatives; Litecoin being the first that comes to mind. You can also invest in yourself. All much better than stacking Bitcoin and Monero, which are taxed by miners and captured by institutions.

2026-02-24 22:12:44 UTC

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They don't work for you. How about that. Bitcoin is captured by the state.

2026-02-24 22:10:00 UTC

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Bitcoin is the toll booth. Everything else is the exit.

2026-02-24 22:06:21 UTC

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Explain this "business model" of Bitcoin.

2026-02-24 21:41:27 UTC

At some point, Bitcoin quit going against the state and started working for them. Now the state demands you use Bitcoin over any other crypto. That was a very brief revolution, with nothing revolutionary changing.
More of the same actors and their monologues. Nothing changes.
#Bitcoin

2026-02-24 21:12:53 UTC

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More gun runners than cypherpunks in Monero. They like it because it's "private."

2026-02-24 20:16:37 UTC

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HNW means High Net Worth, for those who didn't know. They're giving all their Bitcoin products to the wealthiest first.

2026-02-24 20:06:02 UTC

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That's like building a car and claiming it's the best performing asset because it went from nothing to a $150,000 truck.
In the past few years just about everything has outperformed Bitcoin; you'd been better off holding TOPS this year, let that sink in.

2026-02-24 19:51:03 UTC

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Why nobody going after Snowden.

2026-02-24 19:37:28 UTC

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Litecoin is still the cheaper and more affordable network. Dollars still accepted everywhere.
Bitcoin is a cage created by Bitcoin; their maximalist policies trapped them in their debt box.

2026-02-24 19:33:41 UTC

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Litecoin is still cheaper and more affordable.

2026-02-24 18:43:29 UTC

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They don't know about Litecoin.

2026-02-24 18:41:14 UTC

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Litecoin is still cheaper and more affordable than Bitcoin.

2026-02-24 16:55:54 UTC

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Sharpe ratio doesn't account for miner liquidations.

2026-02-24 16:55:03 UTC

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Bitcoin is overpriced Litecoin. You're paying $60,000+ for something that costs $200 on Litecoin (and you'll actually own 4 coins).

2026-02-24 13:48:23 UTC

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LTC $50

2026-02-24 13:48:02 UTC

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Litecoin IS liquidity.

2026-02-24 12:23:51 UTC

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Qubic only uses 200T coins, but who really cares about hard caps.

2026-02-24 12:18:24 UTC

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ABEL has a low security budget. Litecoin has MWEB. NYM shreds metadata. XX Network for the basics.
There are plenty of options.

2026-02-24 11:58:19 UTC

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Note 1: I should have sold to top.

2026-02-23 20:43:08 UTC

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Exiting the scam to value everything around you in said scam; definitely a scam.
Paying scammers the scam to scam you with more scam; definitely a scam.

2026-02-23 20:33:31 UTC

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Explains Bitcoin.

2026-02-23 20:31:27 UTC

When the road is funded by the toll booth; you're not free to travel.

2026-02-23 20:26:47 UTC

Block "chains"
Freedom doesn't need chains.

2026-02-23 20:18:55 UTC

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You'd need real money first.

2026-02-23 20:04:44 UTC

Tarrifs are a lesson in proxy bank accounts.

2026-02-23 19:35:11 UTC

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Have fun making your life difficult.

2026-02-23 19:02:30 UTC

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Can't even zap you without Bitcoin; by design.
Looks like we are both trapped.

2026-02-23 18:58:33 UTC

None of this matters when institutions hard fork, taking their value with them.
#nevent1q…qlt6

2026-02-23 18:49:59 UTC

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Why it's always military industrial types pushing Monero.

2026-02-23 18:14:16 UTC

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As if legislation is the only form of banishment.

2026-02-23 18:05:50 UTC

Up to this point, Nostr developers only engage with Zaps (a derivative of Bitcoin), ignoring the free markets preferred value networks.
This is the monopoly of Bitcoin on full display. The walls gatekeeping you; testing ideological control.
"You must use Bitcoin because we don't allow alternatives on our apps (networks)."
As a developer, why do you care which network is being exchanged by independent users, unless your own funding was dependent on a specific network.

2026-02-23 17:44:05 UTC

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Litecoin proves this isn't what makes Bitcoin valuable. The centralization of institutions on Bitcoin makes it valuable. Litecoin often tops Bitcoin in utility (demand).

2026-02-23 17:37:40 UTC

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Now do the world.

2026-02-23 17:33:52 UTC

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1. Testing private networks.
2. Testing regulatory payments.
3. Testing user engagement.
4. Testing marketing.
Bitcoin is testing the networks it will use to abandon Bitcoin.

2026-02-23 17:03:08 UTC

When you recognize the fraud and misrepresentations, you see how the network really operates.
#nevent1q…e0va

2026-02-23 16:33:35 UTC

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They don't need to ban it, though they will when testing is complete. This won't destroy the networks, but it will challenge them to compete with regulatory rails. Rails Bitcoin can no longer build.
How are you planning to open an exchange on illegal technology (that can be traced and monitored), or grow it to a trillion dollar industry.

2026-02-23 16:24:15 UTC

Bitcoin is panicking. Institutional leaders are showing the true face of crypto; a testbed for their own networks.
Bitcoin knows what happens when institutions abandon Bitcoin values; they've watched Litecoin and ETC, BCH and BSV.
Institutions have a regulatory responsibility, so you get regulatory updates; more testing.
The price doesn't matter when your only intent is to prove security and control; it was never about Bitcoin.

2026-02-23 07:59:57 UTC

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Bitcoin is panicking.
Their pleas are posted daily.
HODLers are exit liquidity.