Shawn

From tip culture run awry to having to scrutinize every transaction and agreement. Say your insurance company sliding in a 10% increase with no notice. This is one of the most exhausting elements of "modern life."

2026-05-24 10:56:22 UTC

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Bravo, Nick.

2026-05-23 21:02:23 UTC

Dare to fathom that such clear-eyed, well-articulated observations were to emerge from the mouth of a single elected federal official.
#nevent1q…hnmr

2026-05-23 17:42:57 UTC

Story time at the library with Little Man. Life is good.
https://blossom.primal.net/5e34357d319ae554eee6b2182ad3cba4fc6111cab746ef78c8a2690031044481.jpg

2026-05-23 17:29:55 UTC

https://music.apple.com/us/album/big-swing/1871165050?i=1871165052&ls

2026-05-23 14:59:29 UTC

https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-generals-son/1877002568?i=1877002792&ls

2026-05-23 14:34:42 UTC

Saturday sounds.
https://music.apple.com/us/album/miquon/1874961398?i=1874961884&ls

2026-05-23 00:48:14 UTC

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I'm sorry, what is that?

2026-05-23 00:45:34 UTC

If you eat pizza on Bitcoin Pizza Day but don't share a photo, did it really happen?

2026-05-22 18:53:38 UTC

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@nprofile…cd8v Dispatch alert.

2026-05-22 12:02:31 UTC

🍕 🌅

2026-05-21 21:35:26 UTC

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Sir, this is a Wendy's.

2026-05-21 21:35:01 UTC

LFG
https://blossom.primal.net/84d9062fe72efe417182a44e7d0e52f3e6084d4a3d1d3410d6f5ebbfc29521d4.jpg
#nevent1q…p2j5

2026-05-21 21:32:23 UTC

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Heretic.

2026-05-21 21:31:22 UTC

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The beginning of the For Your Safety scam.

2026-05-21 19:58:56 UTC

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Bruh. Missed opportunity. 😎

2026-05-21 19:47:55 UTC

Which one of you is trying to DDOS my Haven and WoT relays? 😏

2026-05-21 14:18:50 UTC

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👀 I have tried.

2026-05-20 23:23:08 UTC

Cheers, @nprofile…r3z3, for having me on The Good Stuff.
It was a Good Time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pVHZPwD5zw

2026-05-20 16:02:51 UTC

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Tongue in cheek. 😀
It's a spammers' tactic to increase followers. They catch people who don't pay attention and mindlessly follow back, then unfollow and do it all over again.

2026-05-20 16:00:04 UTC

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I'm on graphene OS, but keep up the fight!

2026-05-20 15:59:22 UTC

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At this point: to demonstrate that you aren't serious about fighting spam.

2026-05-20 13:33:01 UTC

I now judge nostr clients solely on whether this appears in my feed.
https://blossom.primal.net/43594024aca8cc5b825dee356618f16e97c3bf65315599052dc99a25316ad339.png

2026-05-20 13:29:48 UTC

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Viva la /cgi-bin/ !

2026-05-20 12:24:42 UTC

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I see you, PalantLinkedIn.

2026-05-20 12:23:36 UTC

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I don't have anything heavy in prod, but even 15.x gone haywire (a memory leak) for me rarely crosses 1GB.

2026-05-20 12:19:44 UTC

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Can confirm: no.

2026-05-18 21:17:14 UTC

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Do less, better.

2026-05-18 17:13:41 UTC

True story.
https://blossom.primal.net/24789a310905590180405759f49ac4bacb5cd9b3c97661b55de731c80f200bc1.jpg

2026-05-18 17:13:10 UTC

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Success.

2026-05-18 14:48:37 UTC

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Bad. Ass.

2026-05-18 14:38:42 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/ad193b86472f4a3b1a30043092530a14d36fdcca2011e7a5479c897d5f98bc7d.jpg

2026-05-18 14:33:43 UTC

Nashville in the 90s today. Spring, you are short and sweet.

2026-05-18 14:30:01 UTC

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Update nostr:nprofile1qqsw5t3us9xs3gmclzjm37hvk2yy6pv9t96utjjttsj794hexc5x79qzl2gvyCommunity Store version please? 🧡

2026-05-18 14:28:46 UTC

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I tried to zap you 1000 sats sir. No joy.

2026-05-18 13:24:42 UTC

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The ones that matter don't mind. The ones that mind don't matter.

2026-05-17 14:24:05 UTC

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No.

2026-05-17 03:07:44 UTC

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No.

2026-05-16 22:21:59 UTC

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You SHA-256-tease.

2026-05-16 22:15:03 UTC

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Probably here.
Lightning Connect
Coinbase
Nubank
Revolut
Xapo Bank
SoFi
Bitnob
Coins.ph
Ripio
Foxbit
Bakkt
Zero Hash
Shakepay
Stripe
UMA
Xapo Bank
Ripio
Nubank
Bitnob
Foxbit
Coins.ph
Spark
Cake Wallet
Wallet of Satoshi
Xverse
Deblock
Lolli
Theya
Magic Eden
Brale
Tether
Flashnet
Luminex
Privy
SparkSat
Guap
SatsTerminal
Stablecoin.xyz
Rumble
OpenWallet.finance
SatGo
Klever
Exolix
Garden
Grid Global Accounts
Bread
Visa
Erebor
Cross River Bank
Lead Bank
Nubank
Tether
Acquired
Striga

2026-05-16 22:00:54 UTC

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As I believe @nprofile…n3hn coined, Spark is 'trustodial.' My point is not that they are the right solution. My point is that they're winning.

2026-05-16 21:18:53 UTC

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Yes. The truest cliche: They grow up so fast.

2026-05-16 21:17:57 UTC

Lightspark is adding millions of users each month, and you guys are having food fights on nostr.

2026-05-16 20:47:51 UTC

Today was touch-a-truck day at the Adventure Science Center. Little Man was in heaven.
https://blossom.primal.net/64db2bc9a446c833bee56768b844ed2c368d42ad071130ce71210b5a8326e204.jpg

2026-05-16 20:38:41 UTC

https://music.apple.com/us/album/cautionary-tale-revisited/1883757648?i=1883758115&ls

2026-05-16 20:36:12 UTC

https://music.apple.com/us/album/same-old-song/1874962688?i=1874962958&ls

2026-05-16 20:33:23 UTC

If scams are art, Ledger is the Mona Lisa.
#nevent1q…xr9n

2026-05-16 20:32:12 UTC

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Lolllllllll

2026-05-16 20:29:51 UTC

https://music.apple.com/us/album/dont-change-a-thing/1876901676?i=1876901680&ls

2026-05-16 20:28:29 UTC

Stay weird, nostr.
https://music.apple.com/us/album/dont-change-a-thing/1876901676?i=1876901680&ls

2026-05-16 13:08:56 UTC

5D chess.
#nevent1q…4vjh

2026-05-16 13:08:11 UTC

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20 years. 🤡

2026-05-16 01:03:52 UTC

https://music.apple.com/us/album/fault-of-god/1887701924?i=1887702403&ls

2026-05-15 22:51:29 UTC

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🫡

2026-05-15 17:44:22 UTC

Emerging in the 90s and later distilled as "you are not the user" in 2017, I've seen no more useful guideline for product over my entire career in tech than this. Shout out to Nielsen Norman Group.
https://www.nngroup.com/articles/design-priorities/
https://www.nngroup.com/articles/false-consensus/

2026-05-15 02:52:31 UTC

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C) A burning sack of 💩

2026-05-14 19:47:28 UTC

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Yes. A free side of fries with your next order.

2026-05-14 18:54:19 UTC

I was the guest speaker on AI at an M&A event this morning. We are so early.
If you're reading this, you are the 1% of the 1%.

2026-05-14 01:55:18 UTC

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Let's. Fucking. Go!

2026-05-13 03:07:16 UTC

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I am so thrilled for you and sad that I can't zap you. Congratulations, you two. Much love.

2026-05-12 18:19:57 UTC

Bullish.
#nevent1q…hdrz

2026-05-12 15:26:19 UTC

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Never has a show produced this much anxiety. Cortisol legends.

2026-05-12 15:24:38 UTC

"AI is the Hungry Hungry Hippo." — @nprofile…yz54

2026-05-12 15:08:56 UTC

If the through line of your body of work is going to be cynicism, do it as well as Father John.
https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-payoff/1891518505?i=1891518506&ls

2026-05-12 15:02:05 UTC

Spoiler alert: there is.
#nevent1q…s3sw

2026-05-12 15:00:51 UTC

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https://archive.is/ your friend.

2026-05-12 13:11:59 UTC

Probably nothing.
https://www.accountingtoday.com/news/tax-noncompliance-growing-among-federal-employees-retirees

2026-05-12 03:32:44 UTC

On repeat.
https://music.apple.com/us/album/o-pen-bro-ken/1890215393?i=1890215395&ls

2026-05-11 23:58:46 UTC

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@nprofile…jejf Sir, the hash tag ate me newline.

2026-05-11 23:58:10 UTC

The boys are back in town. #nostrNights
@nprofile…c6d8 @nprofile…9kky
https://blossom.primal.net/0b369b0218667e81dc2a403953ede931ace065c75b3ea66982066891dca99f74.jpg

2026-05-11 15:06:02 UTC

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@nprofile…pzhm is your people.

2026-05-11 02:50:43 UTC

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Cheers. 🍻
https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-wreck-of-the-edmund-fitzgerald/321976430?i=321976504&ls

2026-05-10 00:59:07 UTC

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Stranger Things did plenty of great songs dirty. In fact, getting served their version of Running Up That Hill is what inspired the above.

2026-05-09 20:50:50 UTC

Accept no substitutes.
https://music.apple.com/us/album/running-up-that-hill-a-deal-with-god-2018-remaster/1675560565?i=1675560578&ls

2026-05-09 15:01:23 UTC

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🫨

2026-05-09 14:02:43 UTC

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🫨

2026-05-09 13:57:30 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/14b0e29e52ab382d3b4d71545fe5e283f5199d7734d25f7c7e879407fcea9bf4.jpg

2026-05-07 21:04:14 UTC

Exclusive content.
#nevent1q…z5fa

2026-05-07 21:02:28 UTC

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No sats for you.

2026-05-07 19:25:28 UTC

Sending sats is my love language. 🧡

2026-05-07 19:20:42 UTC

🫨
#nevent1q…x0lm

2026-05-07 16:01:48 UTC

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TN ft win

2026-05-07 03:49:20 UTC

Holy shit what.
https://www.theverge.com/tech/923564/facebook-instagram-teen-accounts-ai-bone-analysis

2026-05-06 19:07:37 UTC

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Vultures.

2026-05-06 13:12:38 UTC

No love lost for Coinbase, of course, but if you find yourself in need of a definition of tone-deaf, here you go.
https://blossom.primal.net/8c334be01a0cd92f6b1d74bccddda146de69892b311aaef6bda7479d0f1296a7.jpg

2026-05-06 13:06:14 UTC

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This guy gets it.

2026-05-06 01:09:41 UTC

$STRC = Rube Goldberg Machine

2026-05-05 15:45:57 UTC

This reads like an ode to nostr. But he's on Mastodon, instead.
https://www.terrygodier.com/the-boring-internet

2026-05-05 13:40:06 UTC

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Join us, won't you?
#nevent1q…yjhq

2026-05-04 23:46:24 UTC

"Henna Virkkunen, the European Commission's Executive Vice-President for Tech Sovereignty, Security, and Democracy…"
lol