collappsar

https://fediverse-lite.com/users/collappsar

I care only about promoting free software and speech. Think for yourself.

Take charge of your own destiny. I will say crazy things because they are funny. Take it easy.

lulz: high

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collappsar_at_fediverse-lite.com@momostr.pink

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2026-06-26 21:18:56 UTC

These animals look cool.
https://fediverse-lite.com/media/01945351-a9ce-40e8-a121-4ade56f46e55/HLraBA4XgAAB7Q0.webp

2026-04-05 22:53:57 UTC

top kek
https://fediverse-lite.com/media/c292d4e4-c9ca-4589-a357-9907aab9a4e2/HFLIu3fbcAArp3N.jpg

2026-04-01 02:44:47 UTC

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The system is what the system does, and what the system does is segfault.

2026-03-31 05:59:47 UTC

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Don't let them spike your cortisol.
The golden rule is: never listen to a woman.

2026-03-21 04:17:21 UTC

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I don't have gay porn archived, but I do have a lot of files archived of things people have said in the past on video they try to say they never said now. Especially politicians.

2026-03-21 04:02:48 UTC

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And That's a Good Thing

2026-03-21 04:01:47 UTC

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_talks rapidly in your direction to prove he's right because fast = right_

2026-03-13 22:55:46 UTC

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Logistics ain't cheap fren.

2026-03-12 11:35:51 UTC

How many people are high IQ enough to see code in their heads? I know it's not everyone. I can see lines of code I've written or read before in my head, and I can store probably like blocks of a million lines of code that way.

2026-02-17 05:50:55 UTC

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Never trust anyone who treats animals poorly. Huge red flag.

2026-02-14 00:58:25 UTC

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Only a foid could be mad at a man for looking good.

2026-02-11 12:57:27 UTC

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The real issue here is that GitHub shows the files in the project above the README and they don't give you the option to show the README first above the files. It's a basic feature they should have added years ago and they still don't have.

2026-02-07 20:11:39 UTC

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This is more lewd than straight up just seeing tits.

2026-01-28 16:21:13 UTC

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Is this Animorphs?

2026-01-28 08:57:10 UTC

https://fediverse-lite.com/media/dfff4096-10ed-4c6d-a946-ac9bef8189c8/G_o24xgWkAA6oVU.jpg

2026-01-11 07:42:14 UTC

Is Bob Weir glad that he's dead?

2026-01-03 01:03:31 UTC

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It's the acceleration everyone has been talking about. Had none of this happened most people would have thought, "Oh Africans are so exotic." Now all this has happened most people are like, "Fucking get rid of them all."

2026-01-01 21:37:29 UTC

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The flip side is this guy got paid a regular wage to get drunk.

2026-01-01 21:32:22 UTC

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The guy fucked up his life to earn what people earn at his age doing a normal job.

2025-12-31 18:57:30 UTC

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Ask it to make them Black or Chinese.

2025-12-30 21:09:50 UTC

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I watch his clips. He's evolved beyond being a weirdo who rubs the blood from his gums on the wall to being pretty based.

2025-12-25 09:27:27 UTC

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This guy is only going to end up dead. It doesn't matter if he wins bets of any size because he'll just gamble it again and lose it.

2025-12-24 09:37:09 UTC

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A real nigger moment.

2025-12-20 18:41:03 UTC

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You can't ever win money from gambling because no matter how much you win you'll just gamble it again.

2025-12-19 21:40:15 UTC

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Set up an AI agent to reply to people.

2025-12-11 11:46:38 UTC

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You're Going To Die (and Why That's a Good Thing)

2025-12-01 23:40:25 UTC

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What compels a man to talk about a popcorn button or heat pumps? Some strange new form of autism clearly.

2025-11-08 06:44:44 UTC

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Tits could be bigger.

2025-10-31 23:21:20 UTC

I'm declaring Halloween extended until Christmas.

2025-10-15 15:59:38 UTC

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https://fediverse-lite.com/media/7b472df2-9b95-48d3-b792-ffdf54dfd5d9/cute%20pig.png

2025-10-14 05:19:07 UTC

People don't use Qwen because they don't know which of the 15 million models they need to use.

2025-10-13 21:24:16 UTC

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LOL, now he's trying to trick people into paying him for the idea that he could quit drinking without quitting drinking.

2025-10-09 08:09:00 UTC

If I'm ever bored at work or feel a little down I just stick on Best of the Worst in chronological order, especially old episodes, and that carries me through.

2025-10-08 15:49:34 UTC

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He's pretty much saying "I can quit whenever I want." Not a good sign.

2025-10-02 10:12:05 UTC

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Why would you upload this?

2025-10-01 06:24:36 UTC

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People never had homes.

2025-09-29 18:21:26 UTC

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I wonder if he'll be able to quit.

2025-09-26 06:01:42 UTC

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Medical malpractice is one of the leading causes of death in the USA.

2025-09-20 15:42:03 UTC

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It's because the woman isn't hot enough.

2025-09-19 03:18:05 UTC

Those Hollow Knight games look annoying to play. Like a Super Metroid ROMhack that's way too hard.

2025-09-12 09:04:13 UTC

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Frasier can join the DCU.

2025-09-11 20:53:23 UTC

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He finally got addicted. I think he can stop drinking.

2025-09-11 20:51:54 UTC

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Did people vote that he's addicted already?

2025-09-07 11:37:11 UTC

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What a cute little kitty.

2025-09-07 11:36:35 UTC

I might set Pleroma to periodically restart. For some reason it gets stuck relaying now and then until I restart it.

2025-09-04 19:47:13 UTC

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We're watching a guy destroy himself in real time. It's crazy.

2025-08-30 10:33:59 UTC

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Yeah, it's pretty good. I did have a recent experience though where I was trying to get some Go code to read from IMAP, couldn't get the fucker to work, gave up, and wrote the thing in Python instead.

2025-08-28 13:23:46 UTC

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If everyone refused to comply with this behaviour the payment processors would have to step back from it as it would eat into ad revenue too much.

2025-08-28 10:55:03 UTC

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If I ever meet anyone in real life that says "unalive" I will brutally murder them.

2025-08-24 14:53:30 UTC

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I've never met a single tranny who hasn't been a horrible person.

2025-08-22 13:23:50 UTC

LOL
https://fediverse-lite.com/media/1ffc60ec-45a9-48ad-b0ae-1d58a4eb6dd1/1755866237969682.png

2025-08-22 07:00:28 UTC

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A teenager probably jerked off to this.

2025-08-20 11:08:04 UTC

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What they really hate is when you make a song called "Heil Hitler."

2025-08-17 05:52:53 UTC

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I choose to believe it is and Odin will thank me for that.

2025-08-17 05:49:30 UTC

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I need more videos of people catching undercover cops. A need I did not have before.

2025-08-16 04:18:09 UTC

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I've been predicting since Trump won that AOC will win the presidency in 2028.

2025-08-13 21:52:02 UTC

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Welcome to IT.

2025-08-13 09:12:04 UTC

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I might watch this. 😆

2025-08-13 08:22:26 UTC

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Go back to posting fit Asian women.

2025-08-12 02:48:21 UTC

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People are generally pretty cool. There's a fair few people who are like Nazi LARPers, who are always funny, and there's also crazy ass lefty people who I rarely hear from because their instances defederate from mine because they call my instance fascist.
The best of us mostly alternate saying things that are taboo in typical social media sites and posting pictures of a big pig.

2025-08-11 13:08:13 UTC

I've yet to see one female "comedian" that didn't talk about her vagina.

2025-08-09 08:41:55 UTC

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Getting jeeted.

2025-08-02 16:56:33 UTC

https://fediverse-lite.com/media/f3aad4e8-e253-4f68-a0b2-4be2070ef6c2/GxN5dLnXgAU7F5L.jpg

2025-07-31 21:27:49 UTC

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Great song. I'll see him live again this year. I saw him perform with his brother before his brother sadly died on that tour.

2025-07-29 19:01:37 UTC

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Fighting games need more of people running at people while screaming.

2025-07-23 19:41:28 UTC

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Fun trick. Put in a default hidden input that one line of JS removes that should never be submitted in the form, and also one field that must be submitted with a computed value in JS. A lot of jeetcode will fail to remove the hidden field value and/or to include the computed value that must be included. Discard all submissions that don't comply. It's an extremely simple defense against jeetcode that doesn't execute JavaScript on a page.

2025-07-23 16:41:39 UTC

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It also tells you that the market cap of cryptocurrencies has risen to the point where it can probably only go up 10X and then after inflation it'll probably never go up again.

2025-07-23 05:55:14 UTC

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It took me a minute to realise he's got shoes around him because he's got skates on and wants to be able to switch to shoes.

2025-07-17 19:16:42 UTC

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GROK IS THIS REAL?

2025-07-17 18:13:57 UTC

People really be posting the output of AI they be fapping to.

2025-07-11 01:40:25 UTC

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What's this? This seems heartwarming. Might watch that with the wife.

2025-07-10 19:47:09 UTC

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Show me one woman that knows how to load a dishwasher or not fuck up a cast iron pan these days. Very rare.

2025-07-10 04:46:51 UTC

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Fair enough. Very good. I might try it in future. I know I'm never gonna run Windows 11 and Windows 10 is the last one I'm ever gonna install. If I can get Proton to run on KDE Neon then I might do that.
I just look at ProtonDB and see that only 10% of games run without bugs, and 40% kind of do with tweaks.

2025-07-10 04:36:21 UTC

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There's no way it runs more than half the games without bugs.

2025-07-10 04:24:16 UTC

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I want you to be right, but you're delusional.

2025-07-03 20:36:48 UTC

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Yeah "The Dark Ages" is a bunch of bullshit. Anyone who believes in "The Dark Ages" is an idiot. There was tons of progress in every century and tons of good shit invented. All of the atheists better say "thank you" when they go to any bar because no matter what they are drinking Christians invented the current versions of probably anything they are drinking, and that's just one example.

2025-07-02 05:50:52 UTC

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Wham, Bam, thank you Maam!

2025-06-25 05:57:12 UTC

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Sex isn't safe and shouldn't be.
I have now made my Hell thread contribution.

2025-06-24 22:31:07 UTC

Convince me that anything that's not Bitcoin isn't dead and pointless. Just seems like a trillion dollars that'll be deleted at some point.
I only think Monero is good as a medium of exchange in black market trade and so on.
Tezos is an excellent implementation of smart contracts, probably the best, but no one will probably ever care.
I really couldn't tell you what Solana does that BTC can't now or later.

2025-06-24 05:23:28 UTC

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I do miss the Breitbart days before he admitted that he liked being molested by his priest and that others should try it. Still better was when Andrew Breitbart was alive, but he was too buddy-buddy with Jews.

2025-06-23 18:47:43 UTC

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You're on your way to learning the classic ways of being a spammer.

2025-06-23 18:45:28 UTC

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what be this for?

2025-06-21 06:34:05 UTC

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Trust the Talmud.

2025-06-18 13:58:38 UTC

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You will buy ze more expensive Nvidia card be you will be happy.

2025-06-11 20:36:55 UTC

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The real zen is knowing that once you can script anything nothing is static, and all things are dynamic. Everything is both hard coded and flexible, and there is no perfect configuration.

2025-06-04 03:14:10 UTC

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I demand big boobies and that's what I married. Get rekt bitches.

2025-05-22 04:18:00 UTC

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Sweet Big Chungus of Mine

2025-05-22 03:42:12 UTC

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I'm glad she's able to feel comfortable. Terrible to lose limbs.

2025-05-20 04:13:37 UTC

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Boomers have gotta go.

2025-05-17 03:38:41 UTC

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smh, she doesn't even know that 6 months is a better investment time horizon.

2025-05-12 21:37:48 UTC

I know the USA is the greatest country on Earth, and anyone who says otherwise over the Internet the USA invented needs to shut their mouth.

2025-04-22 07:07:47 UTC

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IP range ban China and Israel. It's not hard.

2025-04-22 06:57:00 UTC

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I firmly believe that anonymous posting needs to live on forever and is a particular form of communication that has no alternative that is acceptable. 4chan has already been dead for a long time, and will continue to be dead forever.
The only way you can have a sustained imageboard is to ban pornography from day one, in all its forms, and power the service with at least 5 figures of spend a year, if not 6 figures.

2025-04-22 06:46:03 UTC

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Same. I'm a newfag from 2006-2007.

2025-04-06 05:08:30 UTC

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That's the kind of experience that will help you keep things running for a long time. If you're used to getting fucked and having to recover from it that's a much stronger position to reason from than never having bad things happen to you before.
Also: The Raped

2025-03-27 09:04:29 UTC

People be paying $20 a month to upload images and have them come out in Ghibli style.

2025-03-22 10:14:20 UTC

@npub10jm…vfjz
https://fediverse-lite.com/media/dc4f11bc-f56f-4e93-929d-ed165ff20ce2/GingerOfOz_-_THE_PLAYSTACEAN_IS_REAL-%5B1903228905642921984%5D.mp4

2025-03-19 21:46:41 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaCeDP4m4AQ
Assassin's Creed Shadows is so bad it's basically turned into an international incident where it is being discussed in Japanese parliament.

2025-03-17 03:55:26 UTC

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Yeah. I saw one in Dubai recently too. It's all over.

2025-03-16 22:24:10 UTC

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Those little jumping spiders are cute.