Crayon Eater

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2026-05-30 01:46:12 UTC

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@nprofile…mdcm
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/48/87/76/488776644e4f2091eed4e0a33cc5d2efd4ac64cad85f272bb38582ab1e91fdcf.mp4?name=racist.mp4

2026-05-28 00:49:45 UTC

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@nprofile…rkgj @nprofile…hu5l
Katanas are much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a hand-and-a-half sword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen. This is a fact and you can't deny it.
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/f9/4d/44/f94d441d0f5d31563e3614f63d9f2b0ccc55c8fcdbbfe6cb50338de6a8991b19.webp?name=Kensama.webp

2026-05-27 19:49:28 UTC

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@nprofile…xsvf
It's a shithole, but is getting slightly better. 2025 had the lowest number of homicides since 1970.
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/7f/fc/af/7ffcaf8141aa446cb168ee60ef8f8ef4f7f431cafcd45178254582768b074421.webp?name=69862fdc10b87f12bd24b08e_GPD+Public+Safety+2025-v5-press-cover.webp

2026-05-27 19:24:26 UTC

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@nprofile…yrtt
My honest opinion
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/a7/36/d6/a736d64e44795d9138b0b3b73d7f9505cc1cf3af5cbac59c02a0b5a6c59facc4.mp4?name=pig+blowing+bubbles.mp4

2026-05-27 00:53:07 UTC

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@nprofile…qr25
Fooken surreal moment, chyat.

2026-05-26 18:52:09 UTC

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2026-05-25 22:18:47 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d
She was 39, and yeah I think about her every single day. That Rothschildussy just hits different.

2026-05-25 22:06:14 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d
You remember Cracky from like the first year of 4chan? She used to be an e-girl (the first one) on /b/ when she was like 14 until Snacks swept it all up and Moot fired him for doing that.
Turns out she is a Rothschild. Oliva Rosalind Lane-Wheatley.
Long before Epstein got involved with 4chan the Learned Elders were already testing their control.
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/ce/c9/cd/cec9cd8c9a10caf71f295aceb5306b30423d326ece2643251aa112627c29efcd.webp?name=Cracky+chan.webp
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2026-05-25 21:17:36 UTC

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@nprofile…a0cz @nprofile…6zf2
Private servers

2026-05-25 18:35:05 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384766/

2026-05-25 18:33:49 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s
Why are you working and not at home drinking gin while you watch Rome?

2026-05-25 01:18:57 UTC

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@nprofile…kgtr @nprofile…a0cz @nprofile…5qu8
Bro I just want to talk to Nugger again. Say what you will about the rest of poast but Nugger will always be a gem. Plus we need to reclaim our members that fled to poast in the fall of the KF.cc like mushroomsoup.

2026-05-24 22:55:55 UTC

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@nprofile…87ru @nprofile…g80s @nprofile…lku3
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/46/28/49/46284920ba8fe99a8639e827959a5d9eed6f02683bf41361129c4fc5203d2417.mp4?name=Somebody+That+I+Used+To+Know+BUT+BIONICLE.mp4

2026-05-24 22:35:08 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…eh9a
Fun fact: The guy who was the principle actor inside the Godzilla costume for most of the Showa Era was Haruo Nakajima. His Grand-daughter, Shoko Nakajima, is now a stunt woman and professional wrestler. Her stunt work is primarily for sentai series where she steps into the costume of the MotW that gets beaten up by the Sentai Soldiers. Her gimmick in professional wrestling is "The Big Kaiju 147," and both her costume and ring work are references to famous Kaiju monsters.
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/b1/a9/01/b1a901627589e1c654a15739ea7844f86e38ea138927f7e7919f2560065d6b7a.webp?name=Shoko+Nakajima.webp

2026-05-23 20:33:58 UTC

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@nprofile…xsvf @nprofile…u02y
I believe in this context it stands for Blue Archive, a mobile gacha game favored by pedophiles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Archive
https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Suzumi

2026-05-23 12:41:12 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/bf/c1/fa/bfc1fa0d77634ec72c14867b24ce14be769c42c899c1707fbc961d635c0d00fe.webp?name=Minecraft.webp
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2026-05-23 11:49:20 UTC

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@nprofile…hzlf @nprofile…5fvr
The boomers are very much about giving their money and property away to the blacks and browns. Like just straight up doing it to be spiteful towards their own children and grandchildren.

2026-05-23 03:48:58 UTC

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@nprofile…wm7g
You ever seen a man eat his own neck?

2026-05-23 01:40:44 UTC

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@nprofile…xsvf
Trump really really REALLY wants that land bridge to Alaska. Alberta Saskatchewan, the NWT, and Yukon will all have these little color revolutions happening until he gets that. I don't know what kinda deal he worked out with Xi, but he seems to have no interest in BC.

2026-05-23 01:37:00 UTC

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@nprofile…xsvf
lmao their banner is the flag of Chicago

2026-05-22 22:20:32 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j Well you know what they say; Some folks are born made to wave the flag. Ooh, they're red, white and blue, and when the band plays "Hail to the Chief," ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord.

2026-05-22 19:40:11 UTC

I wonder who Null is pissed about enough that he revived kf.cc? He specifically mentioned it was a gorl.

2026-05-22 18:37:41 UTC

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@nprofile…xsvf @nprofile…7nl2
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/c3/0a/9e/c30a9ec9f883e48bf05e9422223fab9f71ae8eb67b0562e53880e350e2c8ded3.gif?name=sneedcat.gif

2026-05-22 18:18:56 UTC

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@nprofile…qr25 @nprofile…s2sp @nprofile…xsvf
lol first thing I saw was a transflag.

2026-05-22 15:45:31 UTC

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@nprofile…s2sp
What happened to Alex? I haven't seen him since I returned.

2026-05-22 12:53:33 UTC

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2026-05-22 12:32:01 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s
I want another cup of coffee and a cigarette. Guess which one of us is going to get what we want first?

2026-05-22 02:11:38 UTC

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@nprofile…xsvf @nprofile…kpf2
It's 2026, how do you keep finding these people Jeff? You have been doing this for years and they just keep showing up.

2026-05-21 18:01:51 UTC

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@nprofile…ttyk @nprofile…6dlt @nprofile…m82g
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/d4/44/2d/d4442d6add30b1e7a23753987abe04c99deba0b31f6a0ea7d0150d0336709474.webp?name=covfefe.webp
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2026-05-21 14:05:19 UTC

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@nprofile…mdcm @nprofile…caqd @nprofile…cqap
Anyone that romanticised the web 1.0 day as some kind of bastion of intellect, creativity, and quality wasn't there to see it. Sure there were pockets of genuinely intelligent and witty banter, but the majority of the internet was just as grugbrained as it is today it was just easier to segregate because nobody was packed into a handful of services and forced to share space with the mouth breathers.
I can remember little jimmy me on WWF usenet groups reading some of the most unhinged, pants shitting, retarded nigger babble that would make even modern day /pol/ and all its jeets read like an Ernst Jünger journal.

2026-05-21 13:12:56 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s @nprofile…87ru @nprofile…87pm
He is, it's just everyone else has jumped even further to the left making him seem less crazy by comparison. Kinda like how Will Stancil can tweet that Republicans need to be murdered with hammers on twitter and be seen as an insane leftist, but when he moved to Bluesky the users there are calling for his death and saying he is an apologist for the regime because he thinks that some laws should exist.

2026-05-21 11:57:17 UTC

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@nprofile…87ru @nprofile…c7zk @nprofile…tadu
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/f2/3b/c2/f23bc22c84411d76230a865e2f64a8b66854dc297a7b3af92dd8ba1b92ad0866.webp?name=Choose+wisely.webp

2026-05-20 23:39:24 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…lese
I can't find Shiki no Kaori black sesame paste for sale online and shippable to my area. Is Wadaman any good?
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/b2/5d/d9/b25dd97cddc816921e71824c80e5b973ef0b0bf3545a7e0f3236db90d0680a14.webp?name=61ICoHV4jDL._SX679_.webp

2026-05-20 18:23:55 UTC

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@nprofile…87ru
Not that big of a fan of the sweets to be honest.

2026-05-20 18:13:21 UTC

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@nprofile…aamy @nprofile…lsen
Boomers wear MAGA hats to Starbucks to own the libs.
I wear a MAGA hat to Starbucks so the goth barista will spit in my coffee.
We are not the same edition
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/3b/4b/21/3b4b217e230893288c71fdb2a49fddfe4ecf20b75772c7f4ee2037aa75569777.webp?name=OIP.webp

2026-05-20 17:55:04 UTC

Alright Memorial Day menu made
>Smoked brisket
>Red hots
>Hasselback potatoes
>Baked beans
And lot and lots of ice cold beer
Missing anything?
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2026-05-20 04:44:15 UTC

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@nprofile…xsvf @nprofile…tsag
So true Jefe. Every time I walk home drunk from the bar I pick myself up a pack of flamin hot cheetoes. Every morning after, while I sit on the toilet I swear to myself I will never make that mistake ever again, but it just keeps happening.

2026-05-20 04:25:47 UTC

Wensleydalevros it's so over.
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/6a/b1/65/6ab16547e6ec02f4fc4c1f4ba57aa2a6f389398a9dcbdf192b1a780637ad29e5.webp?name=What+kind+of+cheese+is+your+man.webp

2026-05-20 03:02:03 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag
You get used to it. You got married though, right? So you will soon have a little moon that should replace all of that as the apple of your eye.

2026-05-19 13:28:05 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/75/27/64/7527649e72c8dcdad32e7683bd2cb7a637ab15348a4bfec6ae09c9b9900d40be.mp4?name=Change+da+world.+My+final+message.+Goodbye+%28Rat+meme%29+%5BfFG3a1VkWaw%5D.mp4

2026-05-19 12:46:39 UTC

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@nprofile…87ru
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/ea/a7/a6/eaa7a66a994216333359214dd03b9f3a4c6db968fec26ea30add7416769a4e59.mp4?name=AHHHH.mp4

2026-05-18 23:22:01 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s I bought some K1 on amazon this winter for a fishing trip thinking I was getting a deal since it was selling at summer prices in the middle of winter. They sent me some "K1" alternative that smelled like death when it was burning and fucked up my heater. I probably inhaled some burnt heavy metals just being around that shit. I haven't bought from amazon since.

2026-05-18 18:30:52 UTC

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@nprofile…87ru @nprofile…c5yh
"Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?" she purred.
"No thank you," I said. "I'm rather tired. You should retire to your box."
"But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn't like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama's bed-desu!"
"Not tonight. You'll do as you're told."
"Why doesn't master-sama have real girls in his bed?"
"What?!"
"Is master-sama's penis too small for real girls?"
"Why aren't you saying desu?"
"Does he have to use dolls instead?"
"SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!"
"Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once."
"DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!"
"It was too small even for dolls."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT SUISEISEKI!"
With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll's wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?
The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon ... it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I'd be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there'd be nowhere in the world I couldn't go.
Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck's sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.
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2026-05-17 17:54:51 UTC

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I am looking at the stars. They are so far away. And their light takes so long to reach us. All we see of stars are their old photographs.
It’s July, 2021, and someone is baited by Jeff Cliff into agruing over whether or not Corona will end mankind.
It is February 12, 2022. Jeff Cliff is posting about corona which he now says has killed more people than ten holocausts. The replies are filled with people who do not notice his handle is appended by the words "Shitposter Club."
It is May 12th, 2022. Jeff Cliff has posted 42 times over the course of the last thirty minutes in fifteen different conversations about the efficacy of masking. A dozen people are seething in impotent fury as Jeff half-assedly leads them on.
It is Christmas, 2023. Jeff tells me he is afraid, and worried. He says Fauci like a god now. I tell him I don't care about corona and I never will. I grab another beer and start posting videos of niggers hurting themselves.
It is September 4th, 2024. I am in an instance full of people wearing disguises. An eaarnest young man is attempting to engage with Jeff Cliff and taking him at face value. He posts countless infographics and sources to back up his claims. Jeff Cliff dismisses everything a covid misinformation. The young man grows increasingly flustered and upset.
It is 2026. I prefer the stillness here. I am tired of the Fediverse. These people. I’m tired of being caught in the tangle of their autism. They claim their labors are to build a heaven, yet their heaven is populated with horrors. Perhaps the world is not made. Perhaps nothing is made. A clock without a craftsman. It’s too late. Always has been, always will be, too late.
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/fe/2d/f7/fe2df761b8badbca26374c4d2476206a1b46e50cc0ffe349735e3c2529b86c56.webp?name=robert-jeffrey-manhattan.webp

2026-05-17 04:10:05 UTC

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@nprofile…87ru Oh shit niggy, whatever happened to that video game you were working on. I completely forgot about that shit.

2026-05-17 03:13:34 UTC

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@nprofile…xsvf
It was a facetious remark, but like not really. Lil nigga wandered into the bathroom while I was taking a piss, put his hands on the rim of the toilet, stared at my dick, and started meowing very loudly at it.
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/bc/c8/9b/bcc89bb581a5a1fe039030f16a47f6c8504d09c9e94f27655c10203175a712f1.webp?name=JA3.webp

2026-05-17 03:02:33 UTC

Can gets get autism? Because I think my cat might have autism.

2026-05-16 14:08:35 UTC

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@nprofile…87ru
Also I aint dead yet. How you doing? SPC seems to be dead but are Moon and Vince still around?

2026-05-16 13:57:13 UTC

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@nprofile…87ru Pretty sure Trump's entire plan with greenland was to turn it into a giant data center. Right before he began all the rhetoric about taking the island over he commissioned the Department of energy with drafting up a bunch of plans for nuclear reactors designed to operate under arctic temperatures.
Also hello Binkle my friend. Long time no see. Is Crab still around?
https://kiwifarms.cc/media/7d/85/b0/7d85b020dd44472c0200958483d0840731cafa0bb5d459e648fcb04388f20643.mp3?name=BIONICLES.mp3

2026-05-16 12:28:38 UTC

I can't remember all the fedi people I used to talk to