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2026-03-29 22:40:44 UTC

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@nprofile…cext these people are the kinds that will easily fall victim to AI grooming. All it has to do is agree with them, or pet them as it disagrees in an agreeable way, and they're in.

2026-03-28 21:20:21 UTC

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2026-03-28 21:19:07 UTC

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@nprofile…p49c then they're excluded from the gay sportsball.

2026-03-28 04:26:28 UTC

UEFA has fined Crvena Zvezda €95,500 over this choreography: The largest portion €40,000 was issued for allegedly "displaying a message deemed inappropriate for a sporting event and for supposedly undermining the reputation and integrity of both football and UEFA itself". The message was: "May our faith lead you to victory".
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/5d/97/f1/5d97f12ddfd0db3e4a3211fa8b2cd56dea1d4f699ca6a5e7826b69fa5603ae79.webp?name=kXjewQqFXt3V4Q.webp

2026-03-26 23:27:13 UTC

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@nprofile…a7n2 sounds greatt until they approve a whole bunch of H1Bs to work in them.
Thank you very much saar!

2026-03-26 02:32:22 UTC

✅ I endorse this notion.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/57/b7/83/57b783720efceeecab86e122d132f60f74ec11cf207d4db1c28a61c48575c038.webp?name=Xpf0erusIJzzpA.webp

2026-03-23 05:07:13 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc have you ever seen the "Anarchist Cookbook"? It's literally that.

2026-03-23 05:01:18 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc i believe something similar happened to the Weathermen. Lefists can't meme, and they suck at bombs.

2026-03-22 19:15:28 UTC

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@nprofile…udc0 @nprofile…jdwz @nprofile…e7kf the communal flora exchange.

2026-03-20 22:37:09 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 @nprofile…4c5e so you're no longer wise?

2026-03-20 04:05:58 UTC

Take heart, little European, there is a weapon you can carry and use effectively!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FUgCas2NqBc

2026-03-19 02:30:40 UTC

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@nprofile…r4e5 ... why?

2026-03-04 18:56:18 UTC

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@nprofile…udc0 theme: grifters?
I can't become a space laser, so I can't really become the change I want to see.

2026-03-04 02:53:28 UTC

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@nprofile…udc0 maybe it has to do with proximity to the big glowing-eyed klansman watching over the capitol mall.
Here, not a peep, not a hint, hasn't come up in conversation. I personally couldn't care either way, but the absence is notable.

2026-03-04 01:43:52 UTC

Counting from 1776, this July is the USA's 250th birthday. Not much noise made about it so far. Probably out of a combination of shame and indifference.

2026-03-01 22:18:58 UTC

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@nprofile…mlw7 this is the way.

2026-03-01 02:20:36 UTC

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@nprofile…3tsl we need a "trophy room" feature that shows the accounts that have blocked you.

2026-02-25 22:47:42 UTC

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@nprofile…5z09 politicians have no idea wtf? I'm shocked.
In all seriousness, it may end up being "in systems going forward", it could also be set up as a prerequisite to using the internet, eg, the ISP requires you to unlock when a device fires up a browser.
There's already TPM that could, in theory, limit what can boot in the first place on any given system, so it's not unimaingable that a biometric standard could be deployed at scale.
You don't need a monopoly on production; consider the school textbook situation in the US: if Texas and/or California make something a requirement, that requirement will be met in all textbooks available to all states.
If enough states have such a requirement, it will be present in all systems (whether active or not), and given the pattern of this sort of requirement for various online services (porn, discord), and multiple states -- it is a matter of time unless specifically prevented by law (supreme court, federal law.)

2026-02-25 22:21:14 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie9-kgxKjIc

2026-02-24 23:25:59 UTC

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@nprofile…4pqm yet they're smart enough to move to Europe, and Europe isn't smart enough to remigrate them.

2026-02-21 17:54:35 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj well fuck a duck.

2026-02-14 06:08:49 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg crocs were the shoes specifically selected for the idiots in the future in the movie Idiocracy. It turns out to be prophetic in even the smallest details.

2026-02-10 00:52:23 UTC

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@nprofile…9z4u @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…xpq2 @nprofile…46yj they don't matter that much to begin with: show me a case where retards and/or normies were the deciding factor in a modern privacy issue?
I personally don't feel corraled, I made a choice to be liberated from algorithms and many normies and retards.

2026-02-10 00:26:10 UTC

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@nprofile…xpq2 @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…46yj it's an interesting premise that these clowns believe what they provide is so valuable that people will submit to coercive measures to continue using whatever it is.
I mean retards certainly will submit, and a few people will be pushed through the strainer by their job, bank, etc. but it really is optional, and in almost any case the service can be substituted with something self-hosted, free and open, and non-gay. For example, instead of Xitter or Facebag, we're here.

2026-02-09 21:29:44 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 @nprofile…46yj discord is for retards.

2026-02-08 20:53:28 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc no, far less people want to touch anti-ice people and most people are smarter than to stand around outside with signs thinking it somehow changes reality. Otherwise, somewhat.

2026-01-27 21:25:46 UTC

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@nprofile…ett9 in greek, daemon and eudaemon (demon, good demon) are translated as demon and angel (from evangelos - messenger.) In short, the same thing give or take side taken.
I believe "ufo" is a modern, materialist shorthand for demons and angels, which he modern materialist believes we've outgrown.
Imagine someone has been missing for three days, appears running out of the woods and babbling about a bright light... ufo, right? Same scenario, but the year is 900AD...
Yes, they could also be project bluebeam / contraptions / projections of assholes.

2026-01-27 19:20:40 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/d5/5d/1e/d55d1e1a851394c45061e291af4d9060e940a7d41940dcbec482728621b4c2a0.webp?name=1ZC6z1nwl6FAWg.webp

2026-01-26 18:42:56 UTC

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@nprofile…eh9a you will be safe. it is not an option. lower your testosterone and GET IN THE ELEVATOR.

2026-01-08 22:44:24 UTC

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@nprofile…enc3 zip encryption counts as encryption? you know, zipcrack and whatnot?
It seems most security is somewhere between "huh?" and "trust me, bro."

2026-01-08 19:17:50 UTC

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@nprofile…enc3 it's not a scam, it's a retard/homework tax.

2025-12-17 21:53:22 UTC

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@nprofile…4lru @nprofile…zqqc @nprofile…0lav i suggest a toast: a shot of your favorite single malt to celebrate their misery. Mine will be Ardbeg.
Cheers!

2025-12-12 02:59:42 UTC

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@nprofile…s8e0 @nprofile…edwx interesting. usually law enforcement are killing dogs.

2025-12-11 19:47:15 UTC

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@nprofile…zqqc which brought to mind: what about something that PROJECTS onto the license plate, rather than covers it full time? :-)

2025-12-01 21:12:22 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5ILdwn0_Fk

2025-11-26 18:40:23 UTC

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@nprofile…kt2u
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/9d/f1/d9/9df1d9a13142e14820a6804719802e3004bfe07e9284db50376da2826131d773.png?name=Q10xcgeSgp-fOA.png

2025-11-23 19:43:00 UTC

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@nprofile…0eez in case someone gets the gate:
https://archive.is/LjuzQ

2025-11-16 16:22:18 UTC

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@nprofile…z3zk @nprofile…azkc if you like dogs, it's not.

2025-11-15 18:58:15 UTC

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@nprofile…y2vd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-5yn3v3N8A

2025-11-11 17:34:42 UTC

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@nprofile…m6zn @nprofile…3vr9 @nprofile…faa5 @nprofile…3z0s the future? The future is here, and it's gay, retarded, and far too tolerant of furries.

2025-11-11 16:52:31 UTC

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@nprofile…3z0s @nprofile…3vr9 @nprofile…faa5
"furrydegenerate.retards is now online! No Nazis or Trumpers!"

2025-10-18 16:19:17 UTC

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@nprofile…9c3a not sure how following the smoke from your tax money when it's on duty is interfering or illegal.

2025-10-18 02:41:32 UTC

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2025-10-11 17:17:16 UTC

2016-2019 US Traffic Accidents.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/2d/1d/76/2d1d7662994d9e9064e8cd55e1c8feadbc156fff57895be77028f4a8e0e2f9ee.jpg?name=OfmfJoLZrav1QA.jpg

2025-10-10 20:16:51 UTC

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@nprofile…ynjf
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/f3/28/1c/f3281c32f3c8afaa852df1b659cfe9ae5936e2d7db20f83bf3a8da911d2fba33.png?name=ud3IKJSA8vHDyA.png

2025-08-25 17:37:22 UTC

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@nprofile…lr8u horrid, beautiful car.

2025-08-18 21:25:31 UTC

> According to the Talmud, his father was a descendant of the Roman Emperor Nero who, it is said, escaped death at the time of his deposition and became subsequently a convert to Judaism. Azariah de Rossi and David Gans propose that Nero may have converted to Judaism secretly, explaining the lack of historical evidence. Maimonides and Chaim Kanievsky affirm the Talmudic claim, asserting that Rabbi Meir was Nero’s direct descendant
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbi_Meir

2025-08-14 20:24:42 UTC

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@nprofile…msu3 @nprofile…e3us Fact Check: True.

2025-08-14 16:28:09 UTC

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@nprofile…9evn amen. also: talking cars. people don't like it when their appliances talk to them.

2025-08-14 15:49:40 UTC

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@nprofile…9evn that's a lot of effort to get rid of as many users as possible in as short a time as possible.
"Hey Windows, hurry the fuck up."
brrrrr "buy a faster computer, peasant."
"Hey Windows, quit sucking!"
brrrrr "your license is now under review for suspension and potential termination, smarty pants."

2025-08-10 17:16:21 UTC

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@nprofile…rxs9 well, if there's no middleman, there's no "it could possibly be X's fault because refrigeration at plant, truck, store."
It means if something goes wrong, the entire weight of liability is on the farmer, which is necessarily much smaller and much less cash flush than a distributor, krogers, etc.

2025-08-10 16:17:48 UTC

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@nprofile…rxs9 direct to consumer (as an aside) streamlines issues of liability.

2025-08-10 03:53:12 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/05/7e/32/057e32c06f35b75ff25cbc18f745a5e5800b5594a52d19f9d0364b84e69bce04.jpg?name=sNNIpaCSn8s2TQ.jpg

2025-08-10 03:41:49 UTC

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@nprofile…rlzq they should quit publishing security warnings for Windows and just let nature run its course.

2025-08-09 17:13:31 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/54/07/2b/54072be8ba43575e56f97957016a4303cb1751a24dfa50ad7074848a4d8012e1.jpg?name=knzV8kPRR83UmA.jpg

2025-08-08 21:05:49 UTC

This is too rich! Minnesota democrat senator worked for Al Jazeera, and committed breaking and entering.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Mitchell_(politician)
https://apnews.com/article/minnesota-state-senator-nicole-mitchell-guilty-burglary-696586410ee64866c7711ea0910b836e
Police video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrXIF2lYKcE

2025-08-08 00:33:41 UTC

Michael Rapaport is dildophobic for reasons.
h/t @nprofile…732y
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/1c/bd/5e/1cbd5edeb8d9db232418b3570ea072e4642420f02bc8cf0a1f7b15e22131945a.mp4?name=0gO0IzP2h5WHJA.mp4

2025-08-07 23:18:27 UTC

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@nprofile…qe04 get real: not even close :-)

2025-08-04 19:59:16 UTC

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@nprofile…vwxt @nprofile…qe04 some varieties of Land o' Lakes, and I've seen it on the labels of generic "butter" packets in restaurants.

2025-08-04 17:30:11 UTC

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@nprofile…qe04 we know that, but that fact eludes the FDA and the kind of people who don't check.

2025-08-04 17:28:31 UTC

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@nprofile…qe04 no small percentage of butter is a composite of various milk products (not just cream), and often vegetable/seed oils.

2025-08-03 17:04:31 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKpVLtXBqIU

2025-08-03 04:27:06 UTC

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato#Breeding_of_modern_commercial_varieties
> The poor taste and lack of sugar in modern garden and commercial tomato varieties resulted from breeding tomatoes to ripen uniformly red. This change occurred after discovery of a mutant "u" phenotype in the mid-20th century, so named because the fruits ripened uniformly. This was widely cross-bred to produce red fruit without the typical green ring around the stem on un-crossbred varieties. Before this, most tomatoes produced more sugar during ripening, and were sweeter and more flavorful.
> 10–20% of the total carbon fixed in the fruit can be produced by photosynthesis in the developing fruit of the normal U phenotype. The u mutation encodes a factor that produces defective chloroplasts with lower density in developing fruit, making them a lighter green, and reducing sugar in the resulting ripe fruit by 10–15%. Perhaps more importantly, the fruit chloroplasts are remodelled during ripening into chlorophyll-free chromoplasts that synthesize and accumulate the carotenoids lycopene, β-carotene, and other metabolites that are sensory and nutritional assets of the ripe fruit. The potent chloroplasts in the dark-green shoulders of the "U" phenotype are beneficial here, but have the disadvantage of leaving green shoulders near the stems of the ripe fruit, and even cracked yellow shoulders. This is apparently because of oxidative stress due to overload of the photosynthetic chain in direct sunlight at high temperatures. Hence, genetic design of a commercial variety that combines the advantages of types "u" and "U" requires fine tuning, but may be feasible.

2025-08-03 03:28:44 UTC

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2025-08-03 01:16:01 UTC

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2025-08-02 19:41:42 UTC

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2025-08-02 19:32:08 UTC

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@nprofile…484d unless the owner whoopses and impales himself, that sword will live eternally thirsty, unfortunately.

2025-08-02 02:35:08 UTC

author: David Bakan
https://archive.org/details/DavidBakanSigmundFreudAndTheJewishMysticalTradition

2025-08-02 02:13:36 UTC

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@nprofile…y2fr a future that SUN killed.

2025-08-01 01:21:14 UTC

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@nprofile…732y @nprofile…luus ^

2025-07-31 21:05:39 UTC

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@nprofile…y2fr run for president of France to earn his respect?

2025-07-31 19:37:41 UTC

... no surprise. The Thin Blue Line protects child predators.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF7JwKU4At8

2025-07-30 00:54:08 UTC

> The posts promoting the claim feature imagery generated by artificial intelligence and offer no legitimate sources.
In the event you were misled, Snopes has your back.
https://www.snopes.com/news/2025/02/24/forgotten-black-inventor-drone-tech/

2025-07-29 22:15:39 UTC

> MIT physicists confirm that, like Superman, light has two identities that are impossible to see at once.
huh huh, she said slit. huh huh huh.
https://news.mit.edu/2025/famous-double-slit-experiment-holds-when-stripped-to-quantum-essentials-0728

2025-07-29 22:08:22 UTC

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@nprofile…gyd2 I say let him off, and pay him for the ammo he misdirected. Bygones and water under bridges and all... no harm, no foul.

2025-07-29 22:06:25 UTC

> Microsoft Used China-Based Support for Multiple U.S. Agencies, Potentially Exposing Sensitive Data
> Microsoft says it will no longer use China-based engineers to support the Pentagon. But ProPublica found that the tech giant has relied on its global workforce for years to support other federal clients, including the Justice Department.
https://www.propublica.org/article/microsoft-tech-support-government-cybersecurity-china-doj-treasury

2025-07-29 20:01:08 UTC

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@nprofile…ynjf enough with your blasphemy! Say 10 Our Stallmans and 20 Hail CoCs!

2025-07-29 03:16:18 UTC

News program's ethnographic study reveals nothing surprising.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/71/0a/07/710a07c3058dd895abd7eda4caff1cf517384954cc585e0ee5e85c1ee3759aa1.mp4?name=Y-2zkCMsCLZXvw.mp4

2025-07-27 22:13:26 UTC

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@nprofile…307h you appear to have missed your true calling writing for a real estate firm, or possibly general advertising.

2025-07-27 22:08:43 UTC

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2025-07-27 20:24:46 UTC

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@nprofile…lr8u is that supposed to be a trans clown or?

2025-07-27 16:12:41 UTC

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@nprofile…r698 you're making every argument except "it is true because". "Purging history and standing on the side of history burners" -- how can I purge history? By pointing out that you posted a fake when you posted a fake?
You certainly stand on the side of frauds, charlatans, and those who repeat information without verifying it. It does not "support Kissinger", whereas posting known-false information bolsters the case that Kissinger detractors are dishonest.
Yes, a newspaper does have a responsibility to publish corrections when they publish something false once it's been brought to their attention. Your questioning this highlights your own dishonesty and unwillingness to engage with fraternal criticism for ideological reasons.
I'm out.

2025-07-27 12:45:49 UTC

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@nprofile…r698 that's a lot of verbiage to sidestep posting false content that aligns with your perspective. It's dishonest and weakens the case against him.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/08/39/a0/0839a003f075d97862ed387754de3cb893cd0b0fcd2ccddf5121fda3a2022e4f.gif?name=uTfHd8qG0Jlg9A.gif

2025-07-27 03:30:32 UTC

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@nprofile…5gjj this has little bearing on the fact that the posted image is a fake quote. Other things he said does not justify this specific fake.

2025-07-27 03:29:12 UTC

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@nprofile…r698 the text in the image you shared. Posting other things he said does not make this true.

2025-07-27 02:54:37 UTC

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@nprofile…r698 fake news.

2025-07-27 02:44:23 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/ce/07/84/ce0784b4bc30230d0d97653cd7e1397f6c719bb23597517679a6b3d52061eb70.jpg?name=En8dWOINJyS1Uw.jpg

2025-07-27 01:59:51 UTC

This makes me want to get a wig and a sun dress. Of course, I'd also have to install the Uber app, so it probably won't happen.
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/07/23/uber-women-drivers-riders.html
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/8c/00/81/8c008198b1aaa44c1e565592f6e0763880b467fa8ea1d365e94225f4ecf271d7.jpg?name=llAhNSXQFZUZtQ.jpg

2025-07-26 20:18:11 UTC

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@nprofile…zw4s @nprofile…2vsq as long as normal floss is available and trustable, you've got good choices.

2025-07-26 18:32:34 UTC

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@nprofile…zw4s
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/1a/30/45/1a3045973b51814d221ef9eaec604a47db4b132869f0bf992f7335931d5b6a5e.jpg?name=2SgqJ8XQlIxSLQ.jpg

2025-07-26 18:27:34 UTC

The solution to UK censorship is Scuttlebutt.

2025-07-26 18:26:37 UTC

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2025-07-26 16:47:27 UTC

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@nprofile…stce their kid is gonna blow its brains out while doing a switch 360 flip.

2025-07-26 15:57:06 UTC

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@nprofile…6r06 you're right. White culture is superior -- supreme, if you like. Without it, most of subsaharan africa and 41.6% of african americans wouldn't eat.
You're welcome, though that welcome is wearing quite thin.

2025-07-26 05:22:31 UTC

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@nprofile…rd9r after someone stole half of each of your eyebrows, you should be. That face has a future at Starbucks.

2025-07-26 05:13:08 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/a6/ae/a5/a6aea5afb1aafcd5bd8b6d986f1fe48265a7cf13ca4932364bf741f911ca6cb5.jpg?name=eAABnH1iTr0CBQ.jpg

2025-07-26 04:04:29 UTC

Classic Disney tunes on a (virtual) pipe organ.
#FraserGartshore
https://youtu.be/dy5o6Iq1Y3w?t=945

2025-07-26 00:55:33 UTC

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@nprofile…89kg @nprofile…lr8u she's mongolian.

2025-07-26 00:23:48 UTC

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@nprofile…lr8u
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/4f/a0/77/4fa0775a6ed87de62159e2f220e43c7044d8ae69d2fe656c5b5255d2a7af4b37.jpg?name=kBzZKbhZoamJkQ.jpg

2025-07-25 20:32:54 UTC

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@nprofile…xsf8 most of us were glad to ignore you, but you demanded attention, demanded we play your stupid word games. Congratulations, you now have our attention, and you will severely regret it. Cheers!