CARLA
CARLA⚡️

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC4NbHvF63MYqdmdA9WY5JCg

eccentric woman

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carla@nostrplebs.com

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Last Notes

2026-04-16 16:00:52 UTC

I took an unassisted walk outside today 😌
https://image.nostr.build/889d1379040409bde74e838110c62be2ddd1bb6c3f1f2519316d77fec51e7165.jpg

2026-04-15 12:46:28 UTC

Is there like a support group for people who experience miracles? Everything around me feels so surreal. I see my old things and it’s like I don’t recognize them but they make me sad. It’s a very strange feeling. Maybe it’s just pregnancy hormones lol

2026-04-13 14:46:46 UTC

It’s the first morning that I haven’t cried, so that’s progress.
I can also now move slowly without a walker, just a bit hunched over still. Getting me up is the hard part.
My baby bump looks metal as hell. Literally. There are over 40 staples from my sternum to my pelvis.
Shoutout to my incredible husband, @WalkerAmerica, who has been by my side throughout this nightmare. I truly could not handle this without him. In sickness and in health, boy did he prove it, and I am so grateful for that man.
I’m really hoping the worst part is over. I need to believe that. And I’m praying for a healthy and smooth delivery in August.
Gonna be a long road, fam. But I hope in a couple years I’ll be dancing in an orange wig again 🧡

2026-04-11 19:12:25 UTC

I’m going home 🥹

2026-04-08 11:09:43 UTC

Hi fam. Thank you for all the love and prayers 🧡 it’s truly a miracle the baby and I are alive right now and I’m so grateful to my husband and medical team for making that happen.
I’m in an enormous amount of pain and honestly having a hard time staying positive.
I have an intense few months ahead of me with a healing and growing belly, and then delivery and whatever comes with that, and I just gotta say it, I’m scared.
Scared, grateful, scarred, blessed.
Everyone keeps telling me how tough I am but I don’t feel that way right now.
Anyway, the only way forward is through and I just wanted to let you guys know how much your messages and well wishes have meant to me during this insane time in my life.
So much love to all of you, this too shall pass 🧡

2026-04-06 12:04:34 UTC

17 weeks pregnant with internal bleeding and an emergency splenectomy. In a lot of pain. Need some humor. But not too funny because I don’t want to laugh too hard.

2026-04-05 00:02:21 UTC

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Thank you!

2026-04-05 00:02:06 UTC

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Thanks! Yes been a rough few months but on the up now 😌

2026-04-04 23:57:46 UTC

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OUT!!!

2026-04-04 23:56:54 UTC

I’m eating ice cream to see if the baby will kick. Not because I want ice cream. Ewww ice creammm

2026-04-04 23:52:41 UTC

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Where I’m from it’s miller lite lmao

2026-04-04 23:45:42 UTC

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On what planet

2026-04-04 23:45:22 UTC

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SUS

2026-04-04 23:43:47 UTC

I’ve never in my life seen someone drink a Dr. Pepper. Something fishy there.

2026-04-04 12:06:10 UTC

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I voiced Asim

2026-04-03 01:39:25 UTC

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Wow, thanks for the tip!

2026-04-03 01:26:40 UTC

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You can do that?!

2026-04-03 01:12:39 UTC

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Omg throwback

2026-04-03 01:12:10 UTC

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Even midword?! @npub1cj8…rz4u !!!

2026-04-03 00:59:45 UTC

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Yes

2026-04-03 00:58:02 UTC

I shouldn’t have sugar before bed.
But I want sugar before bed.

2026-04-02 16:20:16 UTC

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See you think that but then you hear it and it’s like ewwwww. There’s software that removes clicks at the beginning and end of words but not in the middle of them. I’ll have Walker share a file it’s amusing lol

2026-04-02 16:08:11 UTC

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It’s these weird involuntary sounds your mouth makes while narrating that can occur midword like a loud POP and they happen a lot with Ls and I’ve redone a line with the word “looked” maybe 30 times and still can’t stop popping it 😂 I truly never noticed them in any media until I started narrating and now I hear them everywhere.

2026-04-02 15:14:29 UTC

If I have one more mouth click on the word “looked” I might jump out a window!!!!!!!!

2026-04-02 02:00:37 UTC

I love how my washing machine sings a happy little tune no matter what mood I’m in.

2026-04-02 01:31:04 UTC

I haven’t pranked anyone in years because I’m so damn tired. But…I used to be quite the prankster.

2026-03-31 15:42:15 UTC

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You’re an influencer, Avi
(Hagrid voice)

2026-03-31 14:31:16 UTC

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With my current appetite this is so up my alley right now 😂😂😂

2026-03-30 23:59:37 UTC

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2026-03-30 23:59:21 UTC

this whole wait until food cools down before putting it in the fridge 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

2026-03-29 01:18:29 UTC

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🔜🔜🔜🔜

2026-03-29 01:18:09 UTC

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CARMEL DELIGHTS

2026-03-29 01:00:22 UTC

Back in the studio with Girl Scout cookies as my energy source

2026-03-29 00:59:49 UTC

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trying??

2026-03-26 15:47:53 UTC

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Wait

2026-03-26 15:42:44 UTC

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Well, he didn’t do anything and I almost died and needed a c section, so not the most romantic story haha.

2026-03-26 15:42:19 UTC

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Maybe when the kids are older :)

2026-03-26 10:33:15 UTC

Still want that sandwich tho. What’s a good sandwich without deli meat? Chicken? 🤨

2026-03-26 01:51:58 UTC

Thx for the wishes fam 🥹🧡 hoping the universe gifts me sleeping through the night tonight 🤪

2026-03-25 20:18:20 UTC

SPENT MY BDAY AT THE DMV HBD TO ME
https://image.nostr.build/0ae9fa29639bb5a553dda8f66d861533f0f63518278fb26e3e61309dc6965544.jpg

2026-03-25 08:16:41 UTC

I need a SANDWICH!!!!!!!!

2026-03-23 17:07:58 UTC

checking in after our household was ravaged by a gnarly stomach bug…sickest I’ve been maybe in all my life while also pregnant was…something 😵‍💫 but we’re so back!!!

2026-03-17 06:55:27 UTC

I’ve started trying this deep sleep music but my dumb brain keeps trying to guess what note is next instead of relaxing like it’s some game and I get a prize if I’m right
It is fun being right tho because these melodies are so random
GOT EM

2026-03-17 06:43:49 UTC

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I’ve considered incorporating some B vitamins im just skeptical of supplements tbh

2026-03-17 06:43:14 UTC

A little early for my 2am checkin

2026-03-17 06:42:38 UTC

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Who..? ME?!

2026-03-16 12:01:52 UTC

I put on a book about atomic physics last night to try and fall asleep but then accidentally found it interesting 😭😭😭

2026-03-14 19:08:59 UTC

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Thanks Avi! 🧡

2026-03-14 19:08:35 UTC

the insomnia and quitting caffeine all makes sense now 😏 ugh I’ve wanted to note so many of my experiences the last few weeks.
now you finally get to see Carla UNHINGED!!!!

2026-03-14 19:07:19 UTC

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Honestly yes I needed this

2026-03-14 18:40:47 UTC

Thanks for the love guys 🥹 Now that the cat’s out of the bag ALL I WANT IS FRIEDDED CHICKENNNN!!!!!!!!

2026-03-14 18:05:18 UTC

I am TIRED I am SICK I am BITCHY and I am GRATEFUL 🥹
https://blossom.primal.net/1e30960b892d5bde268a76d2257896a548e40a672b1391f7e02ca50b480d203e.jpg

2026-03-14 12:51:40 UTC

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Strawberry jam!!!!

2026-03-14 09:32:19 UTC

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Will try this now

2026-03-14 09:32:00 UTC

Perhaps a snack. Sugar should help.

2026-03-14 09:12:35 UTC

I think tomorrow morning I’ll just start watching Ken Burns’ Civil War. That should help. Open to suggestions.

2026-03-14 09:10:17 UTC

I try to focus on breathing when I can’t sleep but then I get soooooo borrrreeeddddddddd
But not bored enough.

2026-03-13 22:45:42 UTC

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that’s gonna be a no from me dawg

2026-03-13 22:42:45 UTC

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idk I’m back at it

2026-03-13 22:42:34 UTC

it’s like,
do you want these squeaky cheese nuggets?
ew no
what if i batter them and fry them?
I’ll take 60
#nevent1q…kh9w

2026-03-13 22:29:40 UTC

turns out you can have too many cheese curds
#nevent1q…maj8

2026-03-13 18:09:40 UTC

how good do fried cheese curds on a pontoon on a nice lake listening to CCR sound right now tho
if u disagree u are LYING

2026-03-13 07:54:57 UTC

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It’s so tiresome 😀

2026-03-13 07:51:02 UTC

I guess I’m nocturnal now.

2026-03-12 09:12:08 UTC

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thank you 😭😭

2026-03-12 09:07:16 UTC

guys I’ve been really sick for a few days and barely sleeping so if you’re not sick and are sleeping just take a moment to appreciate it. a big deep breath and a wow, this is great despite other things.

2026-03-10 23:11:30 UTC

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Thank you I’ll try

2026-03-10 14:50:40 UTC

Guys the box elder problem in our house has escalated. I’ve called people but they said all they can do is spray for them in the fall and once they’re in they’re in. I literally woke up with one crawling under my nightgown last night. They’re coming from recessed lighting or something cracks in the windows idk. sticky traps aren’t working. I’m losing my mind.

2026-03-10 01:25:09 UTC

I love when a piece of toast flies high out of the toaster. It’s like it’s excited to see you.

2026-03-07 14:43:56 UTC

who remembers puppy chow

2026-03-06 11:49:20 UTC

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Yes I would SPILL ME YOUR SECRETS
HBD beautiful you have a lot to celebrate!! 🧡🥂

2026-03-06 11:27:19 UTC

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Poll: you receive a menu, it only has two items, gnocchi or ribeye, what are you choosing?

2026-03-06 00:19:40 UTC

the real me: ahhh I hate gnocchi it’s like shitty cement eraser nuggets ahhhhh!!!
#nevent1q…ecxl

2026-03-06 00:02:20 UTC

Also strawberry jam. Its existence is a flex. How are you so good.

2026-03-05 23:40:05 UTC

I could never link my nostr and X to crosspost. X can’t handle the real me.

2026-03-03 02:11:03 UTC

I’ve been recording for months and still find myself going “Is that my voice? Is that MY voice?!” like Yzma from TENG

2026-02-27 17:33:48 UTC

Friday mood
https://image.nostr.build/60d21638f9519dda731619757cac92f849cd0866afac147495af99088b96e9c4.jpg

2026-02-27 08:42:06 UTC

good…morning..? 😑

2026-02-26 22:55:02 UTC

I AM SO EXCITED FOR Y’ALL TO READ/LISTEN TO THIS BOOK.
You have no idea what you’re in for.
Right after I finished reading the manuscript I sent Lyn a video for feedback cuz I hate typing but it was literally just me making faces and giggling and sighing because I was actually just speechless at how good it is.
It’s an honor to voice these awesome characters 💜🥹
#nevent1q…2x8w

2026-02-26 14:59:57 UTC

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there’s a lot to unpack here 😂

2026-02-24 02:57:40 UTC

Spinach has no place on a breakfast sandwich. NO PLACE.

2026-02-24 01:19:48 UTC

Very impressed with the engagement here. Anyone who says nostr is dead is LYING. #nosquirrl
#nevent1q…2g5a

2026-02-24 01:18:23 UTC

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Will definitely keep that in mind! Should’ve done that back in 24

2026-02-23 19:37:12 UTC

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Right? I love it.

2026-02-23 19:36:34 UTC

We’re good fam 🥹😌
#nevent1q…2k0e

2026-02-23 03:13:50 UTC

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Still waiting

2026-02-23 03:07:34 UTC

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Go on then

2026-02-23 03:05:41 UTC

Has anyone here eaten squirrel?

2026-02-23 02:54:05 UTC

MOOSE HAVE A HEARING RANGE OF 2 MILES THEY CAN PROBABLY HEAR THIS NOTE
#nevent1q…6tps

2026-02-23 02:46:12 UTC

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I just picked up The Doors of Perception!

2026-02-23 02:37:09 UTC

started watching Alone cuz why not

2026-02-22 17:02:49 UTC

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I just learned about the stomping!!

2026-02-22 03:46:43 UTC

TIL moose are assholes

2026-02-21 16:03:24 UTC

Idk why this one part of me didn’t grow up but I still love plushy toys. I think that’s why all the Punch stuff is gutting me even more. I get it, Punch. I get it 🥹

2026-02-20 12:46:18 UTC

😭😭😭
https://image.nostr.build/8bad948405d45b8454aa1de5d54af5a6e30e87916785093865bafe8dc309b972.jpg

2026-02-20 03:06:41 UTC

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#footstr

2026-02-20 02:16:52 UTC

I’m feeling less overwhelmed now and back to my usual musings. Why do we bother with chives? They often just fall off and deliver little when they are there. It’s always the ingredient I’m missing. Cilantro is a better garnish.

2026-02-20 02:14:45 UTC

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Starts with an F

2026-02-19 18:50:17 UTC

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Don’t say it Carla don’t say it!!!!

2026-02-19 18:47:46 UTC

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🤣🤣🤣🤣