bitpaine
Bit Paine

The reason it’s so hard to accept that #bitcoin isn’t a scam is that *most things in this world are scams.*
Fiat = scam
Bonds = scam
401(k) = scam
Carbon credits = scam
ESG = scam
What a fucking trip that the goddamn magic internet money is the only thing that isn’t a scam. 🤣

2023-04-12 09:17:44 UTC

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Werner Heisenberg had a term for this I think.

2023-04-12 09:14:01 UTC

As t->infinity, it becomes infinitely difficult for any individual entity to accumulate bitcoin at a faster rate than they did at time=t.
Ponder this deeply, & you will understand why bitcoin is the most potent force for (meritocratic) socioeconomic equality in human history.

2023-04-12 09:09:09 UTC

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Agreed. A good example of this would be thinking you could take a fully grown Mountain Lion in single unarmed combat.

2023-04-12 09:07:40 UTC

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This is actually just a single S19

2023-03-18 23:54:51 UTC

The first successful 51% attack in bitcoin history, as Jason Lowery takes over 51% of my twitter feed. 🤣

2023-03-18 16:37:40 UTC

Tyranny depends fundamentally on the ability to centralize control over vast resources (energy).
They lose without the ability to steal energy & redirect it to control you.
Bitcoin is a world-wide slave revolt against monetary tyranny.

2023-03-18 11:08:05 UTC

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Obviously, but it would be hilarious.

2023-03-18 11:05:13 UTC

Imagine bitcoin is sitting at $999,000 in 90 days and he still loses the bet. 🤣

2023-03-12 23:26:18 UTC

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Price supremacy

2023-03-12 13:56:21 UTC

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How to guarantee a bunch of 1 Satoshi zaps.* FTFY
I should post a similar tweet but with 100,000 sats lol.

2023-03-12 13:54:26 UTC

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BANK RUN ON BITCOIN

2023-03-12 13:52:00 UTC

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https://giphy.com/gifs/climate-crisis-greta-thunberg-un-action-summit-U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK

2023-03-12 01:44:40 UTC

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Should I delete the red ones? Are they slowing down my app?

2023-03-12 01:44:18 UTC

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Good. Fuck - if even 5% of people did I wouldn’t be able to afford any of it.

2023-03-12 01:41:42 UTC

What do the red/yellow/green dots mean next to relays?

2023-03-11 18:27:04 UTC

2021: VCs tell bitcoin maxis they are wrong not to rebuild the fiat financial system with crypto.
2022: VC crypto-fiat Ponzis blow up.
2023: Legacy fiat bank serving VCs blows up because fiat is a Ponzi. VCs beg for bailout. Everything that didn’t blow up is a security.

2023-03-11 00:42:27 UTC

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Not if they’re a creditor.

2023-03-10 23:14:09 UTC

There are no atheists in foxholes; there are no libertarians in financial crises.
Except for bitcoiners, obviously.

2023-03-10 23:13:26 UTC

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Sounds like y’all are laughing all the way to… a different bank. 🤣

2023-03-05 18:59:55 UTC

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Thank you 🙏

2023-03-05 16:27:42 UTC

CAD is worth 0.3 USD max.
https://twitter.com/bitpaine/status/1632416146627477504

2023-03-05 10:04:16 UTC

When you bubbled up the price
With your ponzis & grifts,
You got our attention.
Some of us paid attention,
Understood,
Became true believers.
We bought what you sold
And held
All the way down.
Now you’re about to find out
What absolutely scarce means
In our hands.
#bitcoin

2023-02-17 01:36:00 UTC

Anyone else shocked by how weak sauce these pullbacks are?
We keep getting these massive jumps followed by wimpy bitch retraces.
Sellers absolute limp-dicked right now.

2023-02-16 00:27:30 UTC

$45k by conference day.
We deserve it.
See you there, plebs.

2023-02-11 15:56:05 UTC

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Everyone’s talking about zaps and nobody is explaining what they are.

2023-02-11 15:55:37 UTC

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Is a zap a different safe thing from just sending a LN payment?

2023-02-01 17:12:24 UTC

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Is there a guide to what adding relays does?

2023-02-01 17:10:50 UTC

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Where are these suggested relays?