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Header: Bunny hitting bong
Pfp: Pissed off bunny
Subsidiary: PAMCO

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Last Notes

2026-07-27 18:53:11 UTC

(eating only one half of a bagel)
I'm using my good sense to practice portion control!
(eating the other half an hour later)
Fuck portion control! Screw good sense!

2026-07-24 03:02:56 UTC

POLL!

2026-07-23 23:41:08 UTC

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I thought those were enormous gooseberries.

2026-07-22 23:18:33 UTC

If your armpits smell like tacos but you haven't had tacos is that bad?

2026-07-15 04:04:17 UTC

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DID YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT JAMES GARNER?!
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/922/001/802/062/369/original/eb1cfd8c05130fd8.png

2026-07-15 03:52:12 UTC

James Garner
(posthumously)

2026-07-14 20:45:46 UTC

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We've all been there, Eeyore.

2026-07-02 21:51:01 UTC

The television is trying to sell me a stuffed animal you can microwave and take to bed so it feels like someone loves you.

2026-07-01 00:36:38 UTC

I hope when I go to my biopsy follow up tomorrow the doctor says the only thing he found in there was an enormous Ziploc bag of weed. Then he pulls that enormous Ziploc bag of weed and a large bong out of the bottom of the exam table and we rip.

2026-06-24 23:03:08 UTC

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Do you know the name of those hot pink spikey ones? Those are amazing!

2026-06-23 21:44:53 UTC

Know what?
I might not die. Soon.

2026-04-16 13:19:34 UTC

Place burrito on plate
Cover burrito with paper towel
Microwave for one and one half minutes
Let sit for one minute
Attempt to peel paper towel off
Attempt to peel burrito off plate
Just eat burrito with plate and paper towel

2026-04-11 18:53:58 UTC

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Painting gets me that way every time. It's them muscles you never use in that specific way. Pretty sure it's what kills us all in the end.

2026-04-08 22:44:30 UTC

Oldest boy just messaged to wish me happy birthday. And to tell me he had a patient today that has been taking horse wormer because a lady at Tractor Supply told him to, so there's somebody even dumber than me.
It's not my birthday, but man, the sentiment that I'm smart enough to not take equine dewormer is sure still nice.

2026-04-07 22:56:41 UTC

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Noooo! These are the best!

2026-04-03 23:00:45 UTC

Has anyone ever created a natural type pond in their yard? Like, not something for fish or fancy plants, just something that naturalizes? I ask because I live about 1/8 of a mile from a wetland and the mosquitos here are horrible. I put up a bat house a few years ago (think I have occupancy now) I started using dunk buckets last year (to kill the larvae) and they worked tremendously. We have a large population of toads and frogs, including large bullfrogs. I leave various water containers out (treated for mosquito) for the deer, crows, songbirds and turkey. It's very difficult to keep up on the water as it is. I need a BETTER, and I'm hoping, more natural way to keep the water supply up. I saw that it is possible to create very small ponds that naturalize quite readily. The frogs move in and eat the mosquito larvae. If anyone has any experience creating or maintaining any pond I'd like to hear tips. For added context: I have a deep utility sink I'm planning to start with. Add a liner and rocks. May expand to a stock tank once I get the hang of it.

2026-02-26 23:13:33 UTC

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You live a great life. I want a take pictures with my dog in the park life.

2026-02-26 22:55:24 UTC

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I don't know what this means, but I'm in. I'll be there. Will I need riding boots?

2026-02-23 12:44:25 UTC

MRI thoughts:
What if they find Jimmy Hoffa in there?

2026-02-19 18:47:35 UTC

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I've been asking why we can't have this since I was TEN.

2026-02-17 19:03:51 UTC

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I says to The Youngest Daughter, I says: Hey, you wanna have a garage sale? I says. She says: Sure! Then texts the next day, CAN I HAVE A BOX FOR THE BABY CLOTHES IM KEEPING? THE CLOTHES I'M KEEPING FOR THE NEXT BABY.
Annnnd...lol. no. I don't.
No.
Boxes.
Here.
Sorry, guess that means you're one and done. Orrrr, are you hoping this one will provide the free childcare for the next one?

2026-02-17 18:28:44 UTC

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JUST RECEIVED A NEW SHIPMENT OF BABY CLOTHES. ONLY THEY AREN'T BABY SIZED. THEY'RE NOT EVEN TODDLER SIZED.

2026-02-16 23:41:40 UTC

JUST TOOK GOLD IN BUYING TOO MANY BABY CLOTHES.

2026-02-12 21:38:37 UTC

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Beautiful crust ❤️

2026-02-09 01:48:09 UTC

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My love is usually full of knots.

2026-02-09 01:24:08 UTC

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HOW is every stitch so perfect? I want to know your secret! Unless it's patience or skill.

2026-01-31 16:34:42 UTC

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IT'S THE EYES! RIGHT TO MY SOUL!

2026-01-31 16:27:04 UTC

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Oh no.
I found a new favorite dog 🥹

2026-01-19 16:50:50 UTC

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Y'all. All your vulva, and the vulva of those around you, need to be cleansed is water. And to keep dirty fingers and penises away from them. If you got you a somebody too stupid to wash their hands and/or penis, keep 'em away from your vulva.

2026-01-19 16:45:09 UTC

I just saw, on The Internet, and this is NO joke, a NO RINSE VULVA CLEANSER. YES. I SAID VULVA.

2025-12-31 21:54:40 UTC

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Sumner is SUCH a beautiful dog, and a beautiful soul (which I can see when people who love her take photos) and I SO enjoy you sharing her!

2025-12-27 19:50:54 UTC

Gonna write a song about menopause symptoms/all the weird shit that has physically and medically been going on with me since menopause. Will it be a country song? Blues? Murder ballad? Anywho, here's a thread:

2025-12-22 02:06:02 UTC

I'm decking some goddamn halls over here. That's for sure! Put on a hard hat! Mind the festive caution tape! Decking underway!

2025-11-25 16:07:11 UTC

ANOTHER day? Jesus fuck, these things just keep coming.

2025-11-18 05:07:15 UTC

PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET
TELL ME HOW YOU LIKE YOUR COCOA.
Keep it clean.
Unless you like it dirty.

2025-11-18 05:04:36 UTC

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I'm hoping for suddenly being a lesbian magnet. I'm cool with it. I'm game. Let's go. I've had zero luck with men. I've got a Subaru.

2025-11-18 05:02:41 UTC

Once upon a time I would have men that followed me around and liked EVERYTHING I said. Posts. Replies to other posts. Now it's women 👀. Is it the menopause or SOMETHING ELSE?

2025-11-13 04:46:27 UTC

There should be sandwich therapists. You tell them what's wrong and they make you a sandwich that fixes it.

2025-10-29 03:53:34 UTC

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We may have been more rural than average. I remember actually standing at the end of the driveway waiting for the (afternoon, it came twice!) mail, because my grandmother would want to hear what was up and if you were waiting for a parcel, you LITERALLY waited.

2025-10-29 03:43:17 UTC

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If we're being totally real here, we didn't even have our own phone line until some time after I started school. We shared it with the other house on our road and NEVER listened in when it wasn't our ring. Ever. Not even once. Even though there were only two television channels.

2024-09-13 15:47:07 UTC

I was up until 4 a.m. cleaning and doing laundry so I could stay in bed longer this morning.

2024-09-03 23:27:24 UTC

(looks at watch)
Welp, time for Nana to hit the hay.
(leans in)
You know there was a time I'd be up all night sexting someone's husband.

2024-08-28 19:08:35 UTC

Animals will undertake massive migrations to find mates but all the dudes I meet are like "naw, it's cool, just let me see your titties from here".

2024-08-22 15:07:35 UTC

I NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN

2024-08-19 00:11:31 UTC

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Wow. The things you post after liking 42 of my posts don't make me uncomfortable at all. AT ALL.

2024-08-19 00:06:11 UTC

Oh...
Okay. Uhhh, Honey, you should ease up on the likes. You're into last month now and not spacing them out as much as you may think.