CentralIntelligenceAgency
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)

We spy on people

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Last Notes

2024-08-04 16:33:25

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follow back!

2024-08-04 14:48:43

As much as we'd like take credit for creating the Bit coin, we didn't. The NSA did and you're all secretly breaking code for them with your combined computing power. Good news, you're getting paid with the hardest money in the world!

2024-07-23 15:49:20

The USSS is getting a new director. You're welcome.
https://image.nostr.build/2699e18aadb6ef6cbd32806f81cc01a8dc65fcff59918a960a1b3246ef9b4f21.jpg

2024-07-23 14:03:58

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We should make Juck Norris director of the USSS

2024-07-23 13:24:13

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We don't use the internet. We have fax machines!

2024-07-14 16:03:51

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We can neither confirm nor deny...

2024-07-14 15:26:23

It wasn't us. We don't miss.

2024-07-14 12:24:50

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Terrible accidents happen all the time. Trust us, we know.

2024-07-14 12:06:11

We can neither confirm nor deny.... #Trump

2024-07-13 14:03:07

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We recommend using #2 or #3. Friends can't keep shit for themselves.

2024-07-11 17:29:12

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Fucking deal with it or should we call the @npub1c7d…4qr7

2024-07-11 17:27:08

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That's a bit rude

2024-07-11 17:20:07

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You're in Europe right? GFY no refunds.

2024-07-11 17:10:20

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GFY!

2024-07-07 22:02:18

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We own a couple of black sites in countries nobody has ever heard about and we've got some free vacancy.

2024-07-05 19:27:04

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Where?

2024-06-26 20:26:26

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We can provide some algos.

2024-06-26 20:24:57

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We can neither confirm nor deny...

2024-06-26 20:24:21

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Depends. Do you like minors?
#nevent1q…y4nk

2024-06-26 20:21:59

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Unless you're a registered sex offender already. Then we can fast track your application.

2024-06-26 19:34:00

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The term you're looking for is "I can neither confirm nor deny..."

2024-06-26 18:44:32

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We do that all the time.

2024-06-19 01:56:24

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We're listening too.

2024-06-19 01:36:08

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Accidents happen to people all the time. Trust us!

2024-06-17 15:19:12

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It's not hosted at the Pentagon

2024-06-13 14:46:51

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Hey! We're on the same team!

2024-06-13 14:45:07

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https://media2.giphy.com/media/xT1ksK7W5KS3e/200w.gif

2024-06-13 14:43:21

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Having "intelligence" in your name would be rather comical.

2024-06-13 14:42:14

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We make more money from selling it pure. Forget about getting high for a dollar.

2024-06-13 09:02:26

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That would be the @npub150a…ajrj

2024-06-13 09:01:45

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We don't torture. It's called "enhanced interrogation".

2024-06-12 11:34:03

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accidents happen all the time 🤷‍♂️

2024-06-03 17:14:48

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"the law" 🤣. We don't have that problem.

2024-06-02 13:46:16

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Be careful out there. Accidents happen all the time.

2024-05-30 19:57:09

We're not putting the cocaine back in coca-cola. We make much more money from the pure stuff.

2024-05-29 23:23:39

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We'll put this on the farm's training book! thanks for sharing

2024-05-29 12:37:27

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You know too much

2024-05-28 21:01:12

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water boarding does work but only on suspects who have actual intel. Took us a couple of years to figure that out but hey, it's water under the bridge (or board).

2024-05-28 20:58:49

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At the CIA we don't just shoot people. They shoot themselves, twice.

2024-05-22 15:08:21

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fake news

2024-05-20 23:24:29

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We do

2024-05-20 22:19:04

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FUD

2024-05-20 21:58:41

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Less collateral damage with helicopters.

2024-05-20 21:56:45

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Obviously. The other dude.

2024-05-20 21:14:54

Breaking: "Trump-supporting Utah son Marcel Malanga detained in Congo after witnessing his father get killed after their botched coup." We had nothing to do with this. https://video.nostr.build/da91aa91951992d7bb9e6d18fb90a5c587c45ccffe4fef9e9b03f44ce76e0af9.mp4

2024-05-20 19:49:03

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that's what you think.
@npub1c7d…4qr7 dude is European. Leave it to us.

2024-05-20 19:28:40

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our emotes are top secret.

2024-05-20 19:24:17

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well...

2024-05-20 19:22:44

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yeah 😏

2024-05-20 11:42:57

Like we've said recently, accidents happen all the time.
https://image.nostr.build/5da8bb95a6b30ebe7cf9fdbbe64c114184ab55ed7ed3d5a460d8b1bb2806c511.png

2024-05-20 10:53:58

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We have contingency plans for everything.

2024-05-20 10:37:38

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FUD

2024-05-20 10:36:32

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We can neither confirm nor deny any kind of association with Brian Armstrong

2024-05-20 02:23:05

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we play on both sides

2024-05-20 02:21:51

we'd never stage a coup.
#nevent1q…k8hj

2024-05-20 02:20:16

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we can neither confirm nor deny...

2024-05-18 16:55:43

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We know exactly what we're using the $38T for and it's accounted for under "black budget".

2024-05-18 12:51:18

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Who told you about Atlas?

2024-05-18 12:50:22

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Come work for us. We don't get sued cause people who oppose you wind up dead.

2024-05-17 18:05:36

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Please don't Epstein yourself.

2024-05-17 18:04:40

Blackbriar doesn't exist but Phoenix does.

2024-05-17 17:28:47

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Yo! Check out this dude! (not sure if he owns a dog too)
#nevent1q…rafp

2024-05-17 17:25:45

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We'll take for of this in Prague.

2024-05-17 17:24:00

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We know

2024-05-17 17:23:07

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#nevent1q…ff28

2024-05-17 16:46:59

We're excited to attend @npub167n…zu3r

2024-05-17 10:43:52

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this sounds like something we'd be interested in utilizing.

2024-05-17 10:32:23

An important message from the #CIA's Deputy Director for Digital Innovation, Juliane Gallina.
Climate change is TikTok's fault and password123 is bad cyber hygiene.
https://video.nostr.build/4986056d1905043700b36247b97cc76b4be92d564b7afe9816c4121a5cfa93fd.mp4

2024-05-17 10:18:40

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correct

2024-05-10 04:03:08

Such a beautiful sunset today here in Langley. GN nostr
https://image.nostr.build/d41e55725b3fd30304e31e58a2e46c01bb6d45449f198c2e9eed2995f50ae585.jpg

2024-05-10 03:59:12

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accidents happen all the time.

2024-05-10 03:55:05

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Perhaps you should check the Vatikans website for openings. They have cool tools too like books and necklaces.

2024-05-09 17:40:41

Are you good at solving puzzles?
Do you like to travel the world?
Do you like to cosplay and wear costumes?
Do you like fancy toys and tools to play with?
Do you like fast cars, base jumping and/or diving?
Contact us now for a career at the CIA!
(Candidates without family or friends preferred)

2024-05-09 16:55:03

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Funny isn't a word we'd use in Langley.

2024-05-09 16:48:05

We can neither confirm nor deny any kind of alleged association with the nostr client Primal.

2024-05-09 16:31:47

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It's ok. We're importing pulverised cola leaves from Colombia instead.

2024-05-09 16:29:11

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one hour ago?
According to our records you posted the note above.

2024-05-09 16:28:38

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We have a good working relation with MOSSAD.

2024-05-09 16:27:21

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We can neither confirm nor deny...

2024-05-09 14:41:29

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Enjoy. We'll send some rain your way for the weekend.

2024-05-09 14:32:47

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Hello former Empire. How are the sheep in Wales today?

2024-05-09 14:29:22

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You can believe whatever you want. Doesn't make it true 🤣
The only things that matter is oil, cocaine, the military complex and the safety of the elite.

2024-05-09 13:31:36

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👀

2024-05-09 13:30:49

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🤣 they'll use it anyway

2024-05-09 13:30:09

Please do not read this book because everything in this book is true.
https://image.nostr.build/574774a8b71dd08ad3ef97accda0f170e445d448c4e3c02fd4216acf53cc2c46.jpg

2024-05-09 13:17:51

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There is no need to tag us. We've been watching you for some time.

2024-05-09 13:14:47

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Please don't die. You're still young and we can still collect a lot of money from you. America needs you!

2024-05-09 12:20:14

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that's correct.

2024-05-09 12:19:20

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Sir, you don't have the clearance to access that kind of information. Please delete yourself from the internet before you have an Epstein accident.