Bitkarrot
BITKARROT

https://nostree.me/bitkarrot@nostr.com

I wear many hats. https://nostree.me/bitkarrot@nostr.com

Public Key

npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699

NIP-05 Address

bitkarrot@nostr.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrs7xetkmms4xr5rfm944hh7dl9zekzc47vsex74fphfcu7w6956gpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdup92pcs

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relay.damus.io

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npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699

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Last Notes

2026-03-02 20:50:24 UTC

Going offline here for a few….weeks… Last night internet and only a book. Wow it was really refreshing.
Don’t worry our rockstar team is still working on @nprofile…rthf
#mental #health #wellness #comes #first

2026-03-02 20:40:00 UTC

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Happy Birthday!

2026-03-02 12:10:00 UTC

i kinda like Dario Amodei.... mainstream news twisting the whole story upside down.
can't blame him for not wanting to spy on American citizens and build autonomous robot armies.
Anthropic gonna be okay, regardless 🥹

2026-02-27 19:57:24 UTC

Lots of people calling me for career advice,
Been an interesting week.
Feel free to AMA, or book an hour for a 1-1
Cheerios

2026-02-27 17:12:00 UTC

GM!
The world you perceive is shaped by the Mind's Illusions

2026-02-27 03:05:00 UTC

GN!
The mind shapes what you perceive.
What you think, you become.

2026-02-27 00:02:20 UTC

How am I living this year? That's what I'm fucking talking about :D
https://swarm.hivetalk.org/5ea99ff6d02db4bf06de85d36c0b9990a3b73fcaeb60ddac9c431ba877a24f89.jpg

2026-02-26 23:25:16 UTC

Its really good time to be Self-Sovereign.
Like, not talk about it but actually practicing it.

2026-02-26 23:24:10 UTC

Don't Say I DID NOT TELL YOU.
only the scrappiest people are GMI
https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/26/business/block-layoffs-ai-jack-dorsey

2026-02-26 21:23:01 UTC

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😂

2026-02-26 21:11:10 UTC

2026: the year of “I want you to do free work for me so i can make money off your free labor “

2026-02-26 15:07:00 UTC

GM!
Checking the alignment this morning.

2026-02-26 09:49:10 UTC

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super micro transactions that are agent to agent.
quite powerful and a glance at the future that might already be here. 😆

2026-02-26 05:33:02 UTC

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and definitely consider running a couple of redundant ones yourself...
relays keep getting rugged here, like nostr.band

2026-02-26 04:48:50 UTC

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custom nips show up here https://nostrhub.io/ and in any other client that wants to support

2026-02-25 22:17:23 UTC

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6 lines pretty damn minimal if you ask me :D

2026-02-25 20:36:19 UTC

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hurry up and expose secrets of the #poles pls

2026-02-25 19:58:47 UTC

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A lot of money was invested in a lot of nostr projects many of which have been abandoned and not maintained. Personally I think grant money and vc money heavily invested in abandoned projects should be able to get money clawed back for not maintaining.
its irresponsible and destructive to the ecosystem if "long term" is < 2-3 years and then rug pulls all the other apps running on top

2026-02-25 19:53:46 UTC

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its what you used to login to nostr sites - this is ded, used on dozens if not hundreds of sites.
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/3878d95db7b854c3a0d3b2d6b7bf9bf28b36162be64326f5521ba71cf3b45a69/b486f89eddc9fdd2b4819588ae4efd92f522cd1ca8070cbbb45b0e86b2c35aa9.webp

2026-02-25 19:47:53 UTC

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when a companies' billing is sketch, stay far away

2026-02-24 12:07:31 UTC

Now this is really parabolic 🚀
https://beeswax.hivetalk.org/474537e70952f5a46493e756cb046af3469394a8f23cedbf1de2b606b6ba8252.png

2026-02-23 21:41:41 UTC

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100%

2026-02-22 21:20:35 UTC

Whats the dealio with stuffed animals being handed to medalists? 😂 #olympics

2026-02-13 23:11:30 UTC

Should I give my agents a lightning wallet for fun?
is it time? hehe

2026-02-13 10:15:12 UTC

Vive la France! Despite the controversy, I do think this ice dance pair deserved to win.
It wasn't just sport it was art to a higher level!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNrGkoOz8PU

2026-02-12 11:55:14 UTC

2019: "Software engineering is programming over time"
2023: "Now everyone can write code, we don't need software engineers anymore"
2026: "So I installed a new markdown file to access the API but now my bank account is empty"
😂

2026-02-10 00:21:13 UTC

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ATARI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck-e-cheese

2026-02-09 21:48:19 UTC

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does your mini me auto generate memes?

2026-02-07 06:41:21 UTC

Privacy is Wealth.
also deer don't like it if you stare at them, so wild animals also like privacy too.
they'll move out of your line of site and maybe only show a butt 😆

2026-02-07 06:30:18 UTC

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*fire*

2026-02-05 21:48:03 UTC

Guys please don’t send me DMs on primal, i will never read them 🙏

2026-01-29 22:11:53 UTC

#Nostr - would you like to see me post more about Girly things or more Techy things?
Apparently my AI posts has pissed some off 🤣

2026-01-29 22:09:10 UTC

GA
https://youtube.com/shorts/ckGBmwzZv5M?si=4GcqOr_9yswQKfAb

2026-01-28 21:57:15 UTC

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I think asher pembroke created something called "nostr mail" and its on the zapstore but i'm not sure exactly if this is what it does or if its different

2026-01-28 21:56:06 UTC

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YES!!!!! I'd switch in a heartbeat then

2026-01-28 19:05:21 UTC

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you got everything :)

2026-01-27 22:39:16 UTC

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FWIW, I live for shipping logistics

2026-01-27 01:27:49 UTC

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@npub1lqs…cejr pls see discord

2026-01-26 22:03:05 UTC

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Thank you Fiatjaf

2026-01-26 02:36:46 UTC

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??? Show us!!

2026-01-25 23:20:55 UTC

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Curator allows you backup all your notes, profiles, data from relay to relay.
1-shot prompt your own relay using https://oneshot.hivetalk.org, then sync everything down to your personal relay using Curator https://curator.hivetalk.org/sync , includes profile, notes of any kind, all activity, etc.
https://npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699.blossom.band/16541227799b57f55b52be0cbedd1a906e773a36dbafb6450646893285d2f777.png

2026-01-20 08:31:08 UTC

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I like it. But I want to be able to customize it for my groups, with different styles and especially for local groups suggested follows should be customizable.

2026-01-14 01:21:25 UTC

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googly eyes are spy eyes

2026-01-14 00:19:47 UTC

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its been forever since we hung out last. wen again?
happy NY

2026-01-08 18:58:40 UTC

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nice! over what time period is this?

2026-01-06 10:21:15 UTC

The 2026 AI Unlock is that Anyone can deploy Full Stack.
You DO NOT Need to be Technical anymore.
Don't let this pass you by!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyHnGHxGuhI

2025-12-16 23:40:37 UTC

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check out beta.nostr.net or nostr.net

2025-12-16 20:31:32 UTC

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Are you gonna add plebs and zombies? 😆

2025-12-15 19:44:51 UTC

@npub1z0l…8ldk 2025 End of Year Recap posted at Geyser. Thank you for everyone who supported Hivetalk this year!
https://geyser.fund/project/hivehoney/posts/view/5341
https://npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699.blossom.band/13f37362bdb5693fea3ad1e6be75338a1f7057695609be6a6343e28147a54d27.png

2025-12-15 18:47:09 UTC

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RIGHT HERE

2025-12-15 05:27:34 UTC

Blah - Arduino
https://thenewstack.io/adafruit-arduinos-rules-are-incompatible-with-open-source/
cc: @npub1dqe…mmgt

2025-12-14 05:04:13 UTC

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LOL. About stinkin' time!

2025-12-10 21:47:13 UTC

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hence the push for gitcitadel :p

2025-12-10 21:24:42 UTC

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what recent rug pull has happened, if you are aware?

2025-12-08 20:36:46 UTC

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Bun me. bun bun me :D

2025-12-05 21:49:00 UTC

GA! woof, i am one of only approx 4000 daily users? wow feel like a pioneer on nostr.
https://profilestr.com/reports
cc: @npub1gzu…a5ds for the cool site!

2025-12-02 21:24:56 UTC

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😂😂😂😂

2025-12-02 21:21:33 UTC

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Same here! I feel your pain. Take some time off and heal; lots of hugs from me to you 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

2025-12-02 21:15:52 UTC

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I'm using bouquet quite a lot to sync media to our relays as a backup. I find it very useful, even with some of the missing features, that i just included it in our swarm (team relay) repository. its very nice to be able to upload to more than one blossom at the same time for redundancy.
ok i will look into the delete and PR it when fixed.

2025-12-02 04:49:34 UTC

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Claude's parent company is Anthropic. They actually have people who focus on human needs there, which is kinda cool

2025-12-01 21:10:03 UTC

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Yes.
And i am on break this month but we will get around to rtmp outbound streaming so that you can be in honey hive and stream out to youtube or any other platform.
Vanilla hive def works with obs i have heard from users like @nprofile…slmh
Dont need to use nostrlogin for hivetalk, if you want a room can just type your name and hop in

2025-12-01 20:31:28 UTC

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because it is exactly 2¹⁶ bytes, which equals 64 KB
just like magic!

2025-11-26 22:17:10 UTC

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A @npub18am…p424 Meme 😂

2025-11-26 22:10:45 UTC

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You can't trust, you have to verify it yourself. And if you don't have the technical ability to verify then work on those skills, don't depend on people to do it for you or else you become a 3rd class citizen.

2025-11-26 05:56:45 UTC

AI is just about controlling history

2025-11-26 01:36:08 UTC

What people from local Bitcoin meetups say about #Nostr:
"I think nostr is great for things like bitdevs where it’s a small, in-the-know group who really just needs to know the date of an event they are already aware of conceptually
For finding new people and creating awareness, it’s no good.
Meetup sux too but for now it’s the tallest midget in the room."
Tell me You don't Agree

2025-11-23 11:04:06 UTC

hello world

2025-11-08 04:10:31 UTC

Vibe coding word of the year.
#nevent1q…6ywv

2025-11-06 22:03:49 UTC

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If you're good, learning a new language isn't a big deal; just a weekend chore.
Definitely separates the men from the boys. :)

2025-11-01 00:57:53 UTC

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"Vibe-coding might remove you from writing code, but it doesn’t remove you from the subject matter. You still have to understand how stuff works, more or less, if you want to efficiently guide how the project should evolve. ..... If your project or product manager has no idea how the underlying tech works, there is little chance of the thing flourishing." 🎯
Best Quote from https://dergigi.com/2025/10/31/building-boris/

2025-10-30 23:41:56 UTC

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I love the initiative but haz no bandwidth for now.
I have minibits but still priorities on lightning. I know calle is gonna kill me for saying this cuz we worked on lnbits together but --
There's SO MUCH UNFINISHED NOSTR +LN INTEGRATION TO WORKING STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

2025-10-30 01:11:12 UTC

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None of the speakers at bitcoin historico have a link to #Nostr, did anyone notice this? All of them are pointing at X.
@nprofile…8xr7
#nevent1q…9lzq

2025-10-26 17:53:12 UTC

What gives with YT running ads every 2 min? Its gotten insane.

2025-10-25 02:36:02 UTC

Bitcoin must be P2P cash and not just Digital Gold or else it has failed.
Nostriches should remember and repost that.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u8ZU8ZV8-As

2025-10-21 03:45:42 UTC

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if you are a node runner like i know you are, you are more intelligent than a vast majority out there. its not a fair comparison

2025-10-14 23:21:29 UTC

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it should be who you follow, that you have verified that are real that also follow hodlbod, not big influencers. they could all be fakes

2025-10-14 23:12:44 UTC

This is a gonna sound atrocious to those happily vibe coding but I'm going to build something from scratch without AI.
maybe I am a sucker but something tells me I should not do everything 100% AI assisted.

2025-10-11 21:13:17 UTC

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You must share with us on vibe code mondays when done! 😆 @nprofile…mrul @npub1nl8…f9d0

2025-10-07 07:26:41 UTC

Ok, What should I work on Next?
Trolling for ideas, post in the replies.
Be Outrageously Creative. 😂

2025-10-03 03:42:52 UTC

Wen all content is primarily AI generated, would you pay a premium for organic human created content? Or Nah?

2025-10-03 02:52:07 UTC

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supercycle hype? 😂

2025-10-03 02:33:25 UTC

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🔥

2025-10-01 01:28:22 UTC

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she doesn't have enough real world working experience to be in this position imo. I really wish laanwj didn't leave so soon

2025-10-01 01:22:39 UTC

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@nprofile…m38g @nprofile…8m4j

2025-10-01 01:22:08 UTC

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insane... now we are all film makers, instantly 😝

2025-09-30 23:10:01 UTC

Things I can't get behind anymore in 2025: Java, Jira, PHP, Joomla, Python
I know people are still using them and they are big. Its just a habit, to keep learning new tech, keep up with the times. I just don't like to look back as I associate memories with these and don't like to move backwards.

2025-09-30 20:32:32 UTC

This Week we switched the top level domain of https://hivetalk.org so that you can now choose between vanilla and honey.
Enjoy and let us know what you think!
Follow the @nprofile…jswk account for updates and tips!
Huge props to the @nprofile…p95g and @nprofile…yydh for their hard work and excellent contributions to the project!
https://swarm.hivetalk.org/9e88f4c72288373330dab43c746ff20bd8a220d33134e04bf296fae0e7f937b8.png
#hivetalk

2025-09-29 04:53:35 UTC

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this is also kinda fun https://shop.lnbits.com/product/nsec-remote-nostr-signer

2025-09-26 19:57:30 UTC

Microproject #4: Swarm team blossom relay with web upload client (bouquet).
basically this is relay auth access only to the pubkeys in a nostr.json , plus the bouquet upload and media mirror client tacked on, using the same domain. nice for uploading media that you can use for future posts.
Btw, I don't know if this is really a good idea or not, its really out of convenience and frustration. its too much to ask non-tech plebs to learn CLI. Volume is small enough not to need a full service, inconvenient enough to run a blossom relay to build it out myself. I might also add another web front end client to the same relay for managing notes and collaborating on drafts between team members.
If its a stupid idea just say so but I don't know of anything else that is solving my problem so i figure i might as well build it myself and improve on repos that haven't been updated in months. Or maybe refactor and make it a smoother experience.
https://swarm.hivetalk.org/25b3ec2f2aad9411500cbfdf7be2586eccbeec6b4c5e7f51ff02635051917df8
https://github.com/HiveTalk/swarm

2025-09-26 09:43:04 UTC

Explain to me - how can you make good decisions on what to run if you aren't technical enough to review all the code changes.
Bitcoin is a technical sport. AI is not going to hand it to you.
Just getting by on someone else's opinion when this is your hard money at stake....
This, I just don't understand.
Spend every waking minute learning the technicals so you can't be conned by hearsay.
Learn to Think critically for yourself.

2025-09-24 19:20:34 UTC

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🧡

2025-09-23 21:29:32 UTC

Higher: A Nostr Relay for Hierarchical Determinstic (HD) Keys
https://swarm.hivetalk.org/5e8e0cd70da6d5eba0534b10ca717aeba8a96d0852326c05b7b73d40491a3b2a.mp4
https://github.com/bitkarrot/higher
cheers to @nprofile…jz4f for the inspiration

2025-09-22 19:24:02 UTC

The best code is no code at all.
seriously.
check your boundaries.

2025-09-21 07:10:09 UTC

"Nobody uses Nostr"
gee what a big opportunity for musicians who make pennies elsewhere but have lots of true fans . someone tell Karra to get over here to nostr.
$100,000 album and Spotify deleted it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_qvmAXFCOg
https://youtube.com/shorts/jSftbsJoHpg?si=jPQfklY153mem6Ia
cc: @nprofile…m38g

2025-09-21 03:49:18 UTC

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aww 🫂

2025-09-19 06:37:23 UTC

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was thinking of modifying iterating on my team relay (based off of khatru) to do something like what you mentioned
https://github.com/HiveTalk/swarm

2025-09-18 19:35:42 UTC

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Thank you for creating this Yoga community and writing thoughtful posts! love it.

2025-09-17 20:27:33 UTC

"Every Line of Code You Write Is a Liability"
I'm posting this for non technical plebs who think adding more and more features is awesome and don't understand things like technical debt, maintenance cost, deploying to production.
The best thing you can do for yourself is to learn a bit of coding even if you think vibe coding can take you to the moon.
https://medium.com/%40harshithgowdakt/every-line-of-code-you-write-is-a-liability-400d623a54c9
https://zerotolive.app/code-is-a-liability

2025-09-12 22:34:59 UTC

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Hi @nprofile…7z6m , I was explicitly asked by derek ross and fiatjaf to write the new Kind Number 30312 for both nests and hive and extension to NIP-53. I just want to be clear we're not "rugging" you, this was work I completed for the benefit of the community for free.
Now that nests and hive are on the same standard all you have to do is just change the number from 30311 to 30312, that was the only major change. you can also find the hive events broadcast by using nak. No need to read the source code, all the data is on the relays publically.
example:
$ nak req -k 30312 --limit 2 wss://hivetalk.nostr1.com
[ or use wss://relay.damus.io or primal or nos.lol ]

2025-08-14 02:15:50 UTC

Got chores to do IRL and other shit.
am going to take another ~2 weeks off #nostr and coding
Karrot needs her beauty sleep and battery recharge
Peace ✌️ ☮️ 😂
Happy 124k btw. Enjoy @nprofile…7nre, be good to each other.