Zohfed Mamdoxworthy

Does this panic involve butt stuff? Asking for a friend.
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2025-02-16 14:29:34 UTC

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Is that what "ono" means?
:pepe_cringe:

2025-02-16 14:26:38 UTC

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John Lennon needs 3 of these for one application

2025-02-15 04:10:35 UTC

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When I can smoke again, first thing I'm watching is Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
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2025-02-15 04:05:59 UTC

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2025-02-15 04:01:02 UTC

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My NCD golden girls got me through some pretty tough times.
❤️

2025-02-15 03:27:05 UTC

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2025-02-15 03:22:21 UTC

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It's from the old fedi days when some of us were more liberal with our pics. I posted one of me with a clown filter and I bet at least one person still has it

2025-02-15 03:05:39 UTC

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It really doesn't. You made me pull out the old device. There's some funny shit in here. But seriously I'll take that pic if your eyes down if I'm going to get banned for doing. The of you holding baby Jonny 😂

2025-02-15 03:02:50 UTC

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You gonna make me?
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2025-02-15 02:58:06 UTC

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That's why Kiki thinks it's irresistible...
She can relate
🐲 -_-

2025-02-15 02:50:43 UTC

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You think mint ice cream is bad, have you tried Haitian ice cream?
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2025-02-09 16:30:36 UTC

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Is that starlight from the boys?

2025-02-07 17:03:59 UTC

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2025-02-07 15:27:34 UTC

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Plants need water 💦 🍆

2025-02-05 19:37:05 UTC

One of the channels on YouTube i can count on one hand that I still comes off as "our guy". Funny shorter video.
https://youtu.be/2_2cx7HsU6I?si=90dYVIwLAePKQOYS

2025-01-21 01:40:28 UTC

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2025-01-21 01:37:35 UTC

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2025-01-15 14:53:37 UTC

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Apparently after Chris Cornell turned into a lesbian.

2025-01-15 13:02:42 UTC

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I glad her knees have held up over all these years 🦵
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2025-01-15 12:50:14 UTC

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Good morning! I would still work as Kathy Lee Gifford's pool boy.

2025-01-05 03:12:24 UTC

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It said something about him caressing their unique shape by tracing them with his thumbs.
🤣

2025-01-05 03:09:36 UTC

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I asked AI to write a story about how @nprofile…e889 met a woman with banana tits a long time ago and has never met another woman like her. He was so upset that he got a bottle of rum, went to his apartment to make videos complaining about the jews to his friends online. it's so fuckin hilarious I saved it somewhere.

2024-12-31 13:51:31 UTC

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2024-12-30 19:00:14 UTC

🧠 🍆

2024-12-30 16:14:48 UTC

Don't worry guys I hit the nicecrew button.
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2024-12-28 14:15:24 UTC

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Just remember, on Jan 6th, it'll be 2 more weeks until inauguration.
:blobthink:

2024-12-28 14:08:01 UTC

I feel a Q resurgence coming. I watch Fox News with my dad from time to time. Joe piscopo just performed "the best is yet to come" and yesterday I seen an interview where several Q terms repeated. Plus the Greenland thing.

2024-12-25 17:31:55 UTC

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Merry Christmas guys. First media post from my new pixel
:Christmas_headbang:
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2024-12-25 15:58:09 UTC

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Sorry about the work tomorrow but that sounds like a good time. 🍻

2024-12-25 15:49:53 UTC

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Merry Christmas niggas. I think this is also the right place to say I'm about to smoke 2 rib roasts.
What's on your menu?

2024-12-23 07:25:45 UTC

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2024-12-23 03:21:31 UTC

My pixel, case, and s protector are supposed to arrive tomorrow with a sweet Adidas hoodie.
I'll be at Kroger like
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2024-12-22 00:30:32 UTC

What's a good movie that's even better to see in a theater?

2024-12-21 03:30:18 UTC

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Bud tenders be like:
This is Girl Scout Piss.
This is Monkey Taint Gelato
This is Gary

2024-12-21 03:13:40 UTC

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The weed names have gotten out of hand a little but i just got back with an oz of Sherb Z and an oz of Sour Apple Popz. Thanks for the playlist.

2024-12-11 02:53:33 UTC

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Mcrib and drinking... Never again
:hhhhh:
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2024-12-11 02:49:42 UTC

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Sorry I ate a mcrib last night
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2024-12-09 04:29:17 UTC

Fo rilll dis time n sheeit.
2 more weeks
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jay-z-accused-civil-lawsuit-raping-13-year-old-girl-2000-sean-diddy-co-rcna183376

2024-11-25 01:14:51 UTC

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Now life's regular shitty problem aren't ten times worse
😏

2024-11-25 01:13:00 UTC

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Yes.. We good babe
:doge_dance_cool:

2024-11-24 21:03:28 UTC

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I've dealt with psychos before... But she... Was by far.... The psychoest.
:pepe_knife:

2024-11-14 16:11:05 UTC

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My only contribution :brap:
I started cropping a bunch of Jeff Foxworthy facial expressions and was going to ask all at once then stopped and forgot.

2024-10-01 13:44:27 UTC

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Frozen chicken nuggets with a drop of hot sauce on each one before they go in the air fryer.

2024-09-25 09:34:57 UTC

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My auto play keeps derailing to all things Diddy
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2024-09-11 12:25:44 UTC

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2024-09-04 12:30:10 UTC

Hawk Tuah girl has a new podcast called Talk Tuah. That too longer than I thought.

2024-08-12 18:18:43 UTC

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2024-08-08 12:47:43 UTC

Caption this astronaut bitch stuck in space's chin
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2024-08-01 15:50:24 UTC

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I've seen trannies in the ring with bio women and it's basically a man bearing the shit out of a woman. Please tell me, not that I don't believe you, that they're not stupid enough to put that on a stage with the world to see? 🙏🏼

2024-08-01 02:45:51 UTC

Don't block me for saying this...
😾
Bios are straight

2024-07-31 19:03:10 UTC

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😉
How do they think nobody will notice the decrepit old hat. I'll bet even the dinosaurs on Fox News will be running with this by tonight.

2024-07-31 18:59:05 UTC

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EXACTLY what I thought. Hilary 2.0
>I didn't feel noways tired

2024-07-31 17:30:44 UTC

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Do you have his shoes?
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2024-07-26 22:42:38 UTC

Warning: after the week and day I've had with the schizos, I'm about to get SCHWASTEDDDD. Might feel cute later and disrupt the TL continuum.

2024-06-07 13:59:33 UTC

Good morning. Especially to those thinking about @npub18k3…upyq . Our prayers are after him now.
#note1vxp…e8uh

2024-05-26 20:18:13 UTC

This picture doesn't do the flavor justice. 2 smashed sosig patties with cheese and a fried egg on top. Smash breakfast sandwiches were fantastic breakfast.
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2024-05-24 12:13:37 UTC

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I normally just grill but had some cheesy smash burgers and hope to make these now. T bone on sale at Kroger's. Sounds jewish but I might have to wait until ribeye is on sale 😭

2024-05-24 11:59:34 UTC

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I discovered a Blackstone. Thin sliced ribeye. Something something cheese steak. 🐮

2024-05-07 23:43:09 UTC

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In all fairness, he's trying to mimic Kurt Cobain.

2024-05-07 21:46:01 UTC

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>Go to the Porta potty at the fair
>The guy inside
🤣
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2024-05-07 21:32:14 UTC

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This is the closet thing I can find but there's a better one. They are washed up
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2024-05-07 20:38:54 UTC

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3 s'mores down

2024-04-30 11:11:23 UTC

Why are jewish people held to a different standard?
:tyrone_craw:

2024-04-27 12:33:01 UTC

Why do leftys and rightys think they have to choose one?
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2024-04-15 21:56:54 UTC

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If the sauna is a clacking, don't come a knacking 💅🏼
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2024-04-07 15:13:10 UTC

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2024-03-31 01:46:06 UTC

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Hard to fall below cannibalism
🥴

2024-03-18 02:29:37 UTC

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2024-03-13 02:11:25 UTC

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2024-03-12 22:35:10 UTC

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Basically buffalo Bob from silence of the lambs. He came here posted his life story and weird pictures of himself that look like Kang cobra. So weird he got booted and went to another instance just to call her that trying to dunk on her and NCD.

2024-03-12 15:36:06 UTC

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Somebody didn't have a clean pinch this morning.
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2024-03-12 12:34:56 UTC

Dollar store toilet paper actually works pretty decent in a pinch
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2024-03-01 21:09:05 UTC

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You'd think she steer far clear if that gay dude and that hair and those pants
:pepe_giggle:

2024-02-16 19:56:17 UTC

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Place is quiet without the birb
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2024-02-01 15:33:38 UTC

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He went from scam copy pasta to calling you a jew.
Gay nigger feds these days
:unimpressed:

2024-02-01 15:27:48 UTC

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Why is everyone from nostr queer?
This dudes bank account got zapped!
⚡💳

2024-01-28 16:49:11 UTC

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Why are your glasses in that crying pan
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2024-01-27 21:20:39 UTC

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I have calcium with vitamin D.
Down the hatch 🐣

2024-01-27 21:15:23 UTC

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🍻
About to consume this. Even though they're cheap brands, I'm happy to have them.
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2024-01-27 21:09:59 UTC

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I have the b complex and the water. That's why we're nice crew. We actually give each other advice, and that's good advice.
Thanks spuddy

2024-01-27 21:04:35 UTC

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Ironically somebody left a single shot bottle of vodka. Do you think that alone would help?

2024-01-27 20:51:34 UTC

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Except your not fat and have a better taste in music
😏💅🦞

2024-01-27 19:55:22 UTC

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You're like Kathy Bates from misery lol

2024-01-27 19:47:12 UTC

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Do you have any (cough) manlier ones?
Size 14 in women's perhaps?
Jeff foxworthy jew hands . Jpg

2024-01-27 19:42:46 UTC

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Thank you Kiki.
Can I borrow yours until I find a new pair?

2024-01-27 18:46:07 UTC

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I'll try to make it short but that's impossible for me sometimes.
I went to Meijer I think 2 falls ago. They had a sale on summer wear. I wanted a pair of slides. Everything was sold out in the men's and as I was walking out I seen a pair of Adidas slides size 14 in the women's section. They were plain black with White stripes. I took my shoe off and it fit my foot like a glove. I bought them and @npub1cdj…jev5 has never forgotten and I got a nickname for my alter ego. I went to Florida for Christmas and some hippie stoner kid stole them. Now it's a Cinderella story, and it's my duty to find a better replacement for me, and to fulfill a spot on her bingo card.
Tldr I'm not gay
:jeb_ahegao: :jeb_alpha:

2024-01-27 18:29:06 UTC

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This post reminds me that I need some new lady slippers

2023-12-31 17:02:26 UTC

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Thanks. Many ways to make it but 1 lb roll of Bob Evans 2 heapers of flour and milk. Cheap quick easy and very comforting.
No tasty fryer sludge

2023-12-31 16:56:33 UTC

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Yesterday's breakfast
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2023-12-30 02:05:39 UTC

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I never block, but this abomination is literally my first mute.

2023-12-29 23:09:44 UTC

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2023-12-29 22:14:38 UTC

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Pum pum PUM nigga
😏
:snowflakes_falling: