Kendy

-Engineer
-Fiat hater
-Thermodynamics and nature respecter
-Circadian & quantum biology enthusiast
-Health is true wealth

Public Key

npub180czphasst2k8035u9nuk4wdmt9eppme9l03tp5j43qck7s8emwqr8agc0

NIP-57 Address

ivoryduck1@primal.net

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrhupqm7cg94trhc6wze7t2hxa4jussaujlhc4s6f2csvt0gruahqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3samnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxamgv4ex2tnrdaksr2r8pu

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relay.damus.io

relay.noswhere.com

Author Public Key

npub180czphasst2k8035u9nuk4wdmt9eppme9l03tp5j43qck7s8emwqr8agc0

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Last Notes

2024-09-11 16:44:47

looks like usps.com is blocking any @npub168e…9uaw server for me 😡. Even with multi-hop on.
The first 3 Mullvad user plebs who reply with a screenshot of their browser on that url with VPN connected will get zapped 121 sats 🙂

2024-09-11 16:40:29

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You’re too nice saying please 😂

2024-09-11 03:47:41

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America lost

2024-09-10 17:35:46

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Delete everything before the question mark and the question mark itself 🙂

2024-09-10 16:56:36

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lmao

2024-09-10 16:08:24

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I may have exposed 1 of the bot creators 🤔 I also may be redarded 🤔#note13zz…942t

2024-09-09 02:16:37

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Beat me to it

2024-09-09 00:25:43

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Hey @npub1tsg…htk4 , do you know if it is possible to have an iOS app that has permission to edit a string in your clipboard automatically? I’m dreaming of an app that will delete tracking tokens from a detected URL.
(sorry to humans for duplicate note & notification. I failed to tag Dave correctly)

2024-09-09 00:23:12

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Hey @dave, do you know if it is possible to have an iOS app that has permission to edit a string in your clipboard automatically? I’m dreaming of an app that will delete tracking tokens from a detected URL

2024-09-09 00:16:05

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Props for deleting the tracking token
@npub1c4v…cqk7 has me doing the same ✊🏼

2024-09-08 21:46:13

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The father I aspire to be

2024-09-08 03:56:05

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Biomimicry design remains undefeated

2024-09-07 21:43:31

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Which State? Maybe all of them? 😂

2024-09-07 18:48:26

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fiat ruins art example # 18464946

2024-09-07 17:38:12

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great shot 📸
Enjoy the healing red light

2024-09-07 17:35:38

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white knuckling the railing 😂

2024-09-07 17:16:26

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Uhh I shamefully have to ask you to ruin the joke cuz I’m not catching on 😅 freeze my testicles? Freeze my balls off?

2024-09-07 16:45:44

https://i.nostr.build/abV7fJeady4ILMIA.jpg

2024-09-04 22:47:32

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Nostalgia is a helluva drug

2024-09-04 22:33:44

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https://www.icon4x4.com/fj

2024-09-04 22:30:02

Memba the $80B fraudulent PPP loans during Covid BRRRRR? I memba #note1ke9…60p5

2024-09-04 01:43:06

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Now it’s fixed for me 🙂

2024-09-03 23:17:51

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For airflow when they’re taken off? 😂 who knows

2024-09-03 21:13:41

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Trump helping speed-run the stove-touching sounds like a good thing 😂

2024-09-03 21:08:23

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I thought the emoji would make it crystal clear it’s a joke…

2024-09-03 20:05:45

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What about when Mercury goes into Gatorade 🤪

2024-09-03 18:21:31

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My guess is just a 2nd layer of fabric for absorbtion

2024-09-02 15:46:40

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Is it growing out of your finger? You should maybe see a doctor

2024-09-02 15:46:02

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Fuck UST sanctions 🤝🏼 fuck UST sanctions

2024-09-02 15:44:53

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I took your phrasing 1 step further. I admit jumping to conclusion

2024-09-02 15:18:13

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No natural lighting?… 😬🫠

2024-09-02 15:16:22

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https://i.nostr.build/lk4LNUcCWyh8re3r.jpg

2024-09-02 15:11:21

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Steady hand 🧘🏻‍♀️

2024-09-02 15:08:19

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^Kamrade Kamala’s Kampaign slogan

2024-09-02 15:07:25

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https://i.nostr.build/Rhdgjg0OaAC9Nw36.jpg

2024-09-02 13:30:48

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Haters can cry about it 🤷🏻

2024-09-02 13:30:13

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Sounds like you disagree with freedom of expression…

2024-09-01 15:09:51

Spicy! 🔥 🍿 #note1rdy…ltj8

2024-09-01 15:09:15

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How? I thought Breez was just a lightning wallet?

2024-09-01 15:07:52

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Thanks, I hate it!

2024-09-01 15:04:19

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yep. I eat protein near sunrise time every morning for circadian rhythm benefits

2024-09-01 15:02:45

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Also, boiling laundry is stupid. Run every load on cold.

2024-09-01 14:57:38

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Soon 😊 #note1qgx…48u4

2024-08-31 21:25:24

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Hard agree no cap fr. Have you ever paid for the + or X?

2024-08-31 21:24:15

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That’s a weird looking dog

2024-08-31 21:22:42

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I remember your last post about this! Remind me which app you’re predominantly using?

2024-08-31 20:29:04

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Speaking of hypocrisy, this reminds of the Putin regime condemning the arrest of Pavel Durov for speech restriction reasons 😂

2024-08-31 19:23:59

Espero que o ministro do Supremo Tribunal Federal Alexandre de Moraes pegue seu escroto com um anzol. https://i.nostr.build/FHAyN1kIhWV9hT7j.jpg

2024-08-31 01:03:42

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I’ll third this motion

2024-08-30 23:28:05

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May I ask if you managed your late father’s keys?

2024-08-30 21:45:47

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“Here’s why we want it to be bad for Elon musk cuz we’re a Marxist trash pile”

2024-08-30 17:17:02

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What went wrong? 😭 yesterdays went so well

2024-08-29 23:35:37

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The world needs more blunt honesty. Too much beating around the bush

2024-08-29 20:50:04

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🔥

2024-08-29 20:49:45

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To expect a boring and feed-curation-effort required experience for the social clients. BUT the flip side of that means reclaiming the control of your attention, dopamine, anger, and fear.

2024-08-29 18:18:31

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going to bed early > strip club
Who tf wants to spend opportunity sats for blue balls

2024-08-29 16:12:12

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You won’t buy one 😏

2024-08-28 16:42:59

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RFK for Health Secretary pls
@npub1tsg…htk4 , who is the current US health secretary?

2024-08-28 16:39:57

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I’m confused, now Dems cannot use him to decrease votes for Trump? Or wym?

2024-08-28 16:37:12

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Fuck sunglasses!

2024-08-28 16:31:37

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https://i.nostr.build/Rhdgjg0OaAC9Nw36.jpg

2024-08-28 16:15:31

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Bro how can he diagnose your teeth based on that tf. At least share your cleaning routine

2024-08-28 16:13:45

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Who was the account that was doing that roughly a year ago and pretending to be brands or celebrities? He also did really cringe “repost this note for 100 sats” type stuff excessively. Anybody remember? His main account name escapes me.

2024-08-28 13:16:15

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To honor him, we should all aspire to build quads like him 😂

2024-08-28 13:10:47

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This man deserves $0 of wages in any economic theory profession

2024-08-28 01:57:39

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🫂

2024-08-27 21:28:33

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@npub1faz…tu9c has been going ham replying to all the newbs. That might be an EZ way

2024-08-27 21:23:49

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I love this game and could play all day lol. I probably could go more ridiculous:
1. Koenigsegg Gemera
2. EarthRoamer SX Mount Columbia
3. 2008 International RXT

2024-08-27 20:54:48

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1. Gordon Murray Automotive T.50
2. 2024 Bentley Bentayga Speed
3. Hennessey Mammoth 6x6
😎

2024-08-27 13:50:03

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https://i.nostr.build/sKHe0bOt2Cfotd9R.jpg

2024-08-27 13:45:53

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Nobody knows what client you’re using

2024-08-27 02:12:26

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Fair. Now we just have to scale them both. You and I know there’s plenty of work to do.

2024-08-27 02:04:59

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I will take that as an official endorsement that I am certified dad material for any single lady nostriches that may be lurking 👀

2024-08-27 01:48:26

My dessert tonight is a Kendy Original™️ berries and peanut butter in a hotdog bun 😂 https://i.nostr.build/enp6TawiTluGg8xI.jpg

2024-08-27 01:10:40

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Such a steamy pile https://i.nostr.build/D9GNPlfiNy8m0Xp5.jpg

2024-08-27 01:08:19

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Not to be dramatic but I would die for him

2024-08-26 19:35:54

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It’s probably not the pinnacle recommendation for every adult. Intellectually lazy and high time frame fiat brains likely won’t finish it.
But for anyone open to hearing the ultimate long-form why, absolutely.

2024-08-26 17:57:24

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Do you pay for NYT?

2024-08-26 00:11:04

https://m.primal.net/KNCS.jpg

2024-08-25 20:15:58

Farmers market enjoyers remain undefeated lol
Another benefit of eating in-season local produce is higher compatibility with our seasonal biological changes IF you are well connected to sunlight and geopathic signals. #note1mjg…3gx4

2024-08-24 19:28:46

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🎯

2024-08-24 17:28:22

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Bro complains about virtue signaling but talks down upon modest Barbie clothing that covers a lot of skin as if it’s savagely sexual 💀 #note18hp…alnn

2024-08-22 19:29:57

Venice.ai stays winning 🔥 https://i.nostr.build/Q9mjRouA5jJ528XB.jpg

2024-08-21 23:15:19

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@npub1unm…d0j2 any suggestions for how to troubleshoot, please? I replicated the same issue twice from iOS. Both apps up to date.

2024-08-21 23:13:07

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bruh… did i really have to type a space 😂

2024-08-21 23:10:31

Testing “Post on Nostr” clip sharing from Fountainhttps://fountain.fm/clip/gQuE8hlFmUcMVTQCkLsx

2024-08-21 20:28:52

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Guilty 🫤 my problem stemmed before COVID however

2024-08-21 20:15:21

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based. Sounds easier than lighting candles or buying hella red light bulbs lol

2024-08-21 20:13:38

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My clip was actually about a Polish politician. But PBD appears solid. https://fountain.fm/clip/gQuE8hlFmUcMVTQCkLsx

2024-08-21 20:08:33

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Predictable, lol

2024-08-21 20:03:10

@npub1v5u…n0v5 shows that my clip attached but @npub18m7…q955 did not render it from my view 🤔 Can anyone see the clip on their client on the quoted note? #asknostr https://i.nostr.build/UcLhb0LjLKpql9GG.jpg #note1qpy…v0t0

2024-08-21 19:58:59

When the media tries to paint you a racist but you 360 dunk on them 😂

2024-08-21 17:54:02

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Happy Anniversary!

2024-08-21 17:46:18

For this instantaneous moment I am a contract marketing dept employee for @npub1cj8…rz4u and @npub10qr…xqj8 🫡 #v4v
https://fountain.fm/episode/sLp19pF1yGBR0ufsNcud

2024-08-21 17:41:34

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I do this intentionally after sunset with the door open and the hallway light on cuz bright lights after sunset disrupt circadian rhythm. Yes, I’m a psycho lol.

2024-08-21 17:34:57

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I tried yesterday but summer heat wrecks the “cold” tap water temp 😂
It was a great visual reminder of how Q=mcΔT works. Apparently I needed ≈24.61 MJ or 6.84kWh of energy to bring the water temp down to 45°F 😵‍💫#note1skz…gxeu

2024-08-21 02:58:50

I tried to make a cold bath with the faucet all the way cold and the entire ice maker bucket from my fridge but the water only got to 75°F 😭

2024-08-21 02:18:58

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Safer than the vaccines received as an infant 💀

2024-08-21 02:17:13

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Agreed. He will just keep deflecting and cherry picking time frames anyways

2024-08-21 02:15:32

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I had a feeling 😅