Dude named Ben, at your service, and such.

The death of the phrase "Connection is Protection" is nigh.

Blocked by Their motto is deception. (npub1urv…6kyv) because he is a sissy baby who can't take it when dished right back out.

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Dear Trump, my portfolio hasn't managed to move up in a month. There have been 16,000+ layoffs just in tech in that same time. There have only been 1,300 government layoffs over the same period (all state department). The economy is a dumpster fire. The biggest news story is a jeans marketing campaign.
You have again managed to surround yourself with people who are suffocating MAGA with a pillow.
Do something about it.

2025-07-28 15:36:33 UTC

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I like programming at the C level, I just hate C's syntax. With zig there's no checking errno, you don't have to name every function globally uniquely, you can slice arrays so no accidental overflowing a buffer. Best of all, you write zig that evaluates at compile time into the AST instead of an entirely separate preprocessor macro language that emits text in place. Zig also has interop with C, so you can just depend on C files or libraries, and export zig to work with C.

2025-07-28 15:36:09 UTC

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I'm not an asshole, so I can't write Go.
I don't want to fold myself inside out to satisfy an officious borrow checker, so no rust. I did try, but I hated the language before I even got to traits or lifetimes.
I probably should give Ocaml a try, but I typically don't like the runtime inefficiencies of having to drag all of category theory around with me at runtime.
Python is my jam, it's just horrifically slow without something like cython, and dealing with the GIL.

2025-06-30 09:58:04 UTC

So uh... Did I miss anything? [@ceo_of_monoeye_dating](https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating ) you didn't like... fuck up the closing ceremony of the tourney or anything?
You didn't like... decide to go back on your neat tie-breaking mechanic by holding a vote literally minutes after I went to bed for an interview at 3am did you?

2025-06-30 02:16:08 UTC

You know, at one point I liked music. But what's the point anymore? AI makes music with nothing in it. And humans make music like this.
You should vote for SirRogueKnight for destroying the human music industry!
vote here: https://noauthority.social/@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com/114758753363578313
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/769/904/589/576/110/original/28822d5175c4f1c8.mp4

2025-06-30 01:43:06 UTC

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WTF IS THIS SHIT? I go to bed and there's a vote drop at 4am? I've seen this puppet show before. Stop the vote. Break into the capitol. This is our tourney now. @npub18yr…0fsg you steal CMD's podium.

2025-06-28 20:00:07 UTC

[@ceo_of_monoeye_dating](https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating ) How's that? That last one to GummyNerds clog up your notifications?
If that's good I'll keep that up.

2025-06-28 15:47:21 UTC

GM. Vote ye fiends! Vote for the home team SirRogueKnight aka Senator Geojigzaw, aka Jesse Coy Nelson. You know, the guy who did all those horrific end of show mixes? The rest of the fediverse is convinced their guy is better. We need to show up in force!
Pull in anyone that will vote right! We have 36 hours remaining!
Vote in the linked thread saying "I vote for SirRogueKnight".
>>> https://noauthority.social/@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com/114758753363578313 <<<
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/761/765/385/192/844/original/89de64b90aee9e70.jpg

2025-06-25 03:09:13 UTC

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I vote for the Rogue Knight, Sir. And you should as well!