jesterhodl
JesterHodl

Translating Bitcoin stuff to Polish
Running: Dwadzieścia Jeden, European Bitcoiners, Bitcoin in Polish
Homepage: https://jesterhodl.com • Pocket App Ref: L3FG9W - there are free SATS for you 🚀 at https://pck.et/app

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npub18s59mqct7se3xkhxr3epkagvuydwtvhpsacj67shrta8eknynegqttz5c3

NIP-05 Address

jesterhodl@jesterhodl.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrc2zasv9lgvcnttnpcusmw5xwzxh9ktscwufd0gt347numfjfu5qpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds932788

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub18s59mqct7se3xkhxr3epkagvuydwtvhpsacj67shrta8eknynegqttz5c3

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Last Notes

2026-03-17 08:37:18 UTC

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Hehehe, now you can introduce a little innuendo when inviting girls to the beach 😀

2026-03-17 08:17:54 UTC

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When the angle of the sun is > 30 degrees, the rays hitting your skin start a process ending with production of endogenous Vitamin D.
In Europe, it is possible only between March and September as the sun is high enough.
Screenshot from DMinder shows that today, 30 degrees will be from 10am to 2pm, expanding every day as we go closer to Summer Solstice.
Getting a tan early in the year enables you to respond to summer sun better.
It primes the skin so well for getting the sun, that you don't need sun screen in July, August.
Also, gives fuel to the immune system, and it's my ritual since March of 2020. 6 years now.

2026-03-15 22:16:48 UTC

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Like what?

2026-03-15 15:18:48 UTC

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Very true about majority.
So is being publicly known.
I heard a criticism that bip110 supporters are running a fork written by an anon, as if that's a negative heuristic.
Not to go as far as Satoshi, but BIP148 and BIP149 were written by Shaolinfry who remained anon.

2026-03-12 21:42:02 UTC

"Perfect enforcement was never the standard for any relay policy in Bitcoin's history. If it were, dust limits, ancestor caps, and signature-operation checks would all be candidates for removal."

2026-03-05 07:32:56 UTC

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He's missing the part where those who read the posts and did not react were the ones who progressed.
Progress takes places in humble humans, silently.

2025-11-10 15:44:58 UTC

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Zdefiniowanie celu inflacyjnego jako 2.5% +/- 1% jest realizowane przez NBP od 2004 r.

2025-10-23 07:41:33 UTC

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"Dear Apple, I was torrenting Ubuntu ISO Images to seed my open source mirror and qBittorrent got wiped. What is going on?"

2025-10-23 07:34:35 UTC

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This is horrible. Can't event trust the system to keep the files you saved 💀
If this is Apple doing it and they can delete files, they can also take files from you, like a wallet.dat, or snitch on you having certain files.

2025-10-19 13:09:18 UTC

1. Mniejsza gramatura ptasiego mleczka to inflacja zwana shrinkflacją
2. Wyższa cena ptasiego mleczka to na pewno inflacja
3. Gorszej jakości, z reguły mniej zdrowe, składniki ptasiego mleczka to ukryta forma inflacji.
Teraz zauważ, że w reżimie inflacyjnym, tym ptasim mleczkiem jest wszystko:
- ubrania
- żywność
- edukacja
- opieka zdrowotna
Najpierw mniej, potem drożej, a na końcu gorzej.

2025-10-16 11:01:38 UTC

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I don't know many, but Macadamia is nice.

2025-10-07 08:57:10 UTC

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Put it on wikileaks, ipfs, dht, nostr, any other blockchain you want.
Don't pollute my money. Keep it simple.

2025-10-05 14:40:41 UTC

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how do you get your lithium?

2025-09-27 09:31:50 UTC

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I wish this was more common in other apps. I think I asked @npub1hcw…h9rq to create sub accounts for mom and kids. Just this idea to keep stashes separated for others because you care, even in custodial wallets.

2025-09-21 09:55:40 UTC

GM! Went to the forest with kids, picked mushrooms and they enjoyed it like they've never been.
Things nature does to people.
ps. we picked slippery jacks and some boletus. pic is of some cute, likely inedible shroom trying to grow 🍄‍🟫
https://image.nostr.build/f2dd4d8c0f01c8e1123cb858db0bf2c2621abc4812559971f67a1a8cec159964.jpg

2025-09-13 17:41:46 UTC

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💯

2025-09-12 12:34:29 UTC

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Still is a major, non-negotiable cost.
And taxes receipts are spent immediately. But I will give you that it is about stochastic uncertainty.
Also, is it still insurance if you can't opt out, not paying comes with violence against you and all the rules and exceptions are out of your decision making?
Perhaps at best this is protection money to the mafia. Where it has nothing to do with protecting anything but income of the "Insurance Company"

2025-09-11 17:57:29 UTC

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Wow! Thank you, sir!
Congrats @npub13pn…06vw !

2025-09-08 07:19:44 UTC

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Forgot to say where it's from:
Steven Mitchel, Tao Te Ching, verse 17

2025-09-04 11:26:23 UTC

If you use #gmail, search your emails for "account created", "new account", and similar in your language.
Then review the accounts you had created in the past, and consider loging in to those systems, anonymizing the user data records and then deleting the accounts.
Thank me later
GM

2025-09-01 07:51:37 UTC

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Wow, nicely done, what a charmer!
Is this an imaginary dog or did you have a model?

2025-08-09 12:45:17 UTC

DD! Te rzeźby są poznaniakom dobrze znane. Nie urzekły mnie nigdy, a znam je 25 lat.
https://image.nostr.build/db62681e7143cb79cfb27307ee7d58046f3b5bdbaa4482a4125ff86a4219b0e6.jpg

2025-08-08 18:46:27 UTC

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this is the way
many people will be in for a surprise:
- press the "comply" button
- or get locked out of your "Login with ..." which means everything that depends on it.
Services should be adding Login with Nostr to allow merging profiles created using proprietary authentication providers while we still can.
Can't stress this enough

2025-08-08 16:59:23 UTC

#DigitalIdentity in 2 steps:
ONE: Think on how many places you, or your family members have a login via Google:
- GMail, YouTube, Photos
- Spotify, Netflix,
- Minecraft Education, Scratch (MIT),
- Instagram, Pinterest,
- DuoLingo, Reddit, Quora,
- Airbnb, Booking.com,
- Zalando, Allegro, Aliexpress,
...
TWO: Imagine the login screen now requires age verification, face ID, verification by government ID systems or bank-powered ID.
https://blossom.primal.net/74eb126e019267f48e373b2bc65db732813ae95df843e86bd0c703a7f9acf100.png

2025-08-07 18:48:11 UTC

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openai presentation gives me the same creepy vibes as zuckerberg
they improve the memory function so that the ai replies are more >relevant to you<
to me that's fucking zuck-speak
that's tailoring content, trimming it down, deciding what's best for you, ranking and clustering algorithms
same creepy uncle

2025-08-03 19:35:19 UTC

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I'm the sticker man

2025-08-02 19:15:44 UTC

@npub1sg6…f63m any plans for adding /me ?
[21:14:14] * unknown command: /me. *
#bitchat #mesh #bitchatmesh
https://image.nostr.build/871b1cfa8e8db8e66b54fba0a05ba9bd2ac18c5d000ed4d1e2487d437e1c18b5.jpg

2025-07-24 21:08:00 UTC

In case of emergency this download this #bitcoin logo in PNG with transparency
2nd pic shows how it looks on a phone screen and the 3rd ... when printed on an espresso
https://image.nostr.build/781b2152c81339b73d7f6989ef2a668dd75c83e77e79f515bd5c061152cda367.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/c25a44ee1637fb8cc34c7a071046698338efb8c689e700e994ab6cc11b00d2d1.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/7543ad92f8e940d89aff2844cb39afe4048d9dda6a75a3cc87ab71f3610d05f7.jpg

2025-07-22 11:12:27 UTC

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To jak coś zostanie, a masz jak spakować by wysłać inpostem to kupię

2025-02-20 16:15:31 UTC

Bardzo dobra audycja o twórczości Janusza Zajdla:
- Socjologiczne Science Fiction z lat 70-80
- Koalang - KOjarzeniowo-ALuzyjny język
- Powieść jako sposób docierania do człowieka z przekazem, który inaczej nie sposób
- Bardzo ciekawe i aktualne dziś cytaty
Polecam (40 minut)
https://www.spreaker.com/episode/przeboje-literatury-polskiej-odc-8-fantastyka-janusza-zajdla-radio-katowice--46588509
#scifi #zajdel #koalang #audycja

2025-02-10 19:20:35 UTC

I know it doesn't make sense probably, but I repost #bitcoin #memes on a normie platform called WhatsApp
I don't know, maybe it's good for some of your friends?
Channel:
https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaNsL2GHrDZWNmg9Gj2p

2025-02-06 12:12:13 UTC

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Thanks! Are you planning to go to Prague this year?

2025-02-06 11:58:30 UTC

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Or course! The king is a character (or a level) you can pick on @npub1kmw…xqk9 for contributing to crowdfunding bitcoin projects.
I got a nostr badge, not a crown and jest is my thing :-)

2025-02-06 11:51:43 UTC

GM! Today, a simple Jester becomes a King.
Only in Bitcoin, Only on @npub1kmw…xqk9 :-) #note144k…f4c7

2025-02-04 10:04:44 UTC

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always great notes: shillie, noc tua 😂🤣

2025-02-02 23:39:31 UTC

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Did you talk about what happened to Volcano Bonds? Why they didn't launch?

2025-01-20 15:49:18 UTC

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Good so far, same to you, sir! 🫡

2025-01-09 22:53:41 UTC

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right, thanks

2025-01-01 21:07:39 UTC

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I was updating the OpenAI libraries on @nprofile…nmag and upgrading image generation and I fucked up a bit, and it just says OpenAI.Chat.ChatMessageContent, instead of the real summary in last 4 or 5 updates, sorry, sorry. Will fix shortly.
#nevent1q…ug7x

2024-12-23 16:17:20 UTC

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"Bitcoin Fix The World", sometimes means "Bitcoiner Fix The World" - short story and a #FixTip
My #HP All-in-One Desktop 27-cb1xxx with #AMD #Ryzen 7 5825U was crashing and hanging randomly. Nostriches suggested it's overheating.
I started measuring the temperature and indeed, over 80C is not good and that's when it hung. Here's 3 tips on solving this
Tip #1: Try throttling the CPU to 60% and see if that improves the situation. It did for me, a great tip towards pinpointing the problem.
Tip #2: Yeah, disassmble, sorry, use YouTube if you have to, I had to, as the chassis didn't have any screws, so it was weird. I needed time, space, mental clarity to even start, but I finally did it. Replacing the thermal paste on the CPU was the solution!
Tip #3: if you have kids, you have to show them this. Show them:
1) a PC can work even completely disassembled and that
2) parts are replaceable
3) devices are serviceable.
I'm happy I was able to fix it by tinkering and not calling and paying for tech support, or even worse, buying new. More sats in the pocket.
Thank Yous go @npub1xup…xntr and @npub1x9t…9vxj who commented on my previous #asknostr question and gave me a mental push over the Nostr!
#note1v3e…c0uu

2024-12-11 19:44:15 UTC

Need real fancy #QR codes?
Check this out: https://qrframe.kylezhe.ng/ https://image.nostr.build/050563c2e721d8a8e2c0dd00f3a8b9be7dc96f0f670b7b2a56cf1629de29d603.jpg https://image.nostr.build/dcd50c91807ec035b76e6b233bec35b270093e15d104b57a9fca53d440f35e11.jpg

2024-12-11 06:52:00 UTC

GM! Just checking the astral plane...
Did anyone have a dream this morning about Bitcoin going 6x?
I did, and I accidentally locked myself out a phone and woke up 😅

2024-12-05 03:37:03 UTC

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Good hint! Happy 100k!

2024-11-20 20:12:12 UTC

@npub1hd3…n7td #note1qjq…w4kl

2024-11-17 21:32:02 UTC

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thanks guys, so something like this?
https://www.thomannmusic.com/behringer_mic500usb_tube_ultragain.htm

2024-10-13 11:47:20 UTC

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jam? share recipe? will zap :-)

2024-10-11 07:32:39 UTC

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Best I have is this https://image.nostr.build/c048d306cd6e9f35cad8b3eea539b58146f42e887927aff29ce30fec087f0c30.jpg

2024-10-10 13:10:07 UTC

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I had soft drinks with lion mane's, very nice, but not these. Thanks!
How is Shilajit going? I think I still have some. Do you dissolve it in water?
Why can't I zap you?

2024-10-09 13:41:15 UTC

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I'll look for it tonight

2024-10-06 18:06:33 UTC

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O, to polecam się przejść do muzycznego, np. do riffu czy music center i poprosić o przetestowanie instrumentów. Można pograć na słuchawkach bez wstydu :-D
Powodzenia!

2024-10-04 07:46:37 UTC

GM! @npub1zv7…82ke now has a feature to sell #bitcoin
I've actually had a guy ask about selling on Pocket last week and there it is!
Go check it out https://pck.et/app
Use my code: L3FG9W if you want https://image.nostr.build/3cc44927e79c3efa639c64aeed3acfe4877483dbd376983181a0043b80599cc8.jpg

2024-09-20 06:15:40 UTC

GM! Doing Wim Hof breathing soon:
2 min
2 min
2 min 30 s
3 min
🫁

2024-04-24 09:24:18 UTC

GM! I posted a little tune I recorded in 2013 or so on @npub1yfg…v6vg.
I'm not a good musician, I just recorded a jazzy backing track and solod to it once.
It's more of a test of Wavlake itself than a publishing or a promo, but I can't just not tell nobody, right?
https://wavlake.com/track/3501891d-316c-4828-89c9-bf3607187869

2024-04-21 11:21:14 UTC

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For some reason I couldn't zap you.
Errors with getting the invoice

2023-12-11 22:05:33 UTC

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Dehydrator? 160? Can you show me?

2023-11-06 22:55:30 UTC

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:-) Daughter actually

2023-11-05 20:10:46 UTC

My kid decorated her door:
Oto Moto (sign found)
We Bare Bears (own painting)
BTCMap
Bitcoin is Freedom
Pocket
End the ECB
btcprague
Educate Europe
European Bitcoiners
Bitcoin to Wolność
Satman
Time for Plan B (Braiins)
An 11yo beats all the cryptobros in proper orientation. https://i.nostrimg.com/a17590b3a369844e221ed257e7d8b3ef1d2ea7700bbf35a342abd9138eaacdba/file.jpeg

2023-10-21 13:08:46 UTC

So how do you cook your octopus?
Looking for simple recipes
#asknostr #plebchain

2023-07-25 18:25:41 UTC

Can you undo a repost on Nostr?
#asknostr

2023-07-24 16:01:09 UTC

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Great one, zapped you! I still would like not to give the plastic away but do something with it. I can't stand the system where people sort trash as if they were part of the recycler's employee base.
I feel an urge to burn it all

2023-07-24 15:57:59 UTC

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What's worse is that even if he succeeded with making it work for some people, he would probably get distracted and abandon whatever was starting to stabilize.

2023-07-22 11:47:12 UTC

Do Nostr Devs need Nostr Design group like Bitcoin Design?
Rightly so, @npub17u5…t4tp writes about disjointed user experience.
@npub12vk…pugg (iOS) is great for browsing. I can't post events from it though. @npub18m7…q955 lost zaps, Current launchea slowly and works strangely when you open a nostr link with it, but has an interesting approach to showing notes.
Plebstr is very nice, but it's the 4th mobile client and I keep forgetting I have it.
All have different image upload experience and different note writing quirks.
I still love them all and jump between them, but it seems some Design Guidelines would be great to have.
No?

2023-07-22 11:39:24 UTC

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Coffee
With butter?
With colagen peptides?
With MCT?
What things do you like to add that freak out normies?

2023-07-21 21:34:44 UTC

There's a theory floating recently that food with rainforest alliance sticker is bad [tm]
Any ideas what's the full story behind it?
https://m.primal.net/HGbL.png

2023-07-04 22:08:29 UTC

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Thanks, I saw your pics from last weeks, similar vibe :-)

2023-03-08 15:13:04 UTC

Testing Nostrgram Audio
https://media.nostrgram.co/a/ce/media_ceacdce5a8046.mp3