Kerosene :bocchi_gosling:

For a healthy life a man must keep a balance between effortposting and shitposting.
Permanently out of my element :donnie: CEO of Printer-killing Incorporated :deadprinter:
Enjoying 2024's dread and circus :hankhell:

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English / Español / Shamefully understands some Esperanto.

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Kerosene_at_bae.st@mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2024-09-02 16:30:02

NatSocs when NutSocks show up with socks full of cum :HibikiWow:

2024-09-02 16:27:00

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@npub1syf…mzey They have cool tanks and planes neatly parked around and they won't let you crash them into your neighbor's house while drunk, the government hates its people.

2024-09-02 16:23:49

Replyguy but he only posts asking for feet pics.

2024-09-02 16:19:41

Superspreader event (annual butter fan convention)

2024-09-02 16:08:19

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@npub1e8v…s7yy @npub1rjh…uefa "They have McDonald's drive thru but for your feet" must be the most american thing ever said lmao

2024-09-02 16:05:59

Boy I had a really bad post to make but I guess I'll just keep it filed away in my brain and only say it out loud in my deathbed to the dismay of my relatives.

2024-08-19 15:20:38

Looking up for more info on what's the current state of IPFS I see a lot of old posts from people going "Noooooo don't let IPFS be associated with pirating!!! :soymad:". I bet that faggot mentality prevented it from becoming far more widely used than it is today. If someone had released a desktop client that allowed you to easily pirate shit like manga, anime and games, the project would be in a completely different state nowadays.

2024-08-14 04:15:44

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@npub1f64…5rsj Billions?

2024-08-10 02:44:02

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@npub1z0f…axf6 All of my dawgs are hot dawgs.

2024-08-09 23:17:39

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@npub1q9h…h243 >age, sexual attraction, height, location
>but
>doesn't post weight
Hmmmm why I wonder

2024-08-09 03:57:06

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@npub1sa2…jgrv I can't actually listen to any of these but the titles are some of the most alluring shit I've ever read :sob2:

2024-08-09 02:53:28

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@npub1x6h…c3yv Well little miss how about YOU piss yourself while stepping on me, huh?

2024-08-07 03:05:09

We can pee into the same toilet at the same time and it won't be gay as long as our piss streams don't touch. Whose pee stream has priority in case of a possible conflict depends on the angle at which you are peeing into the toilet. Please refer to page 150 for more details on proper multiplayer peeing protocol.

2024-08-06 23:03:38

Every time I interact with kids I wish I had my own. Baby rabies hitting me hard today.

2024-08-06 21:20:28

>hover over tab with has nothing but text
>This tab is using 46 megabytes of RAM
How.

2024-08-02 12:45:11

Just woke up and I feel beaten to a pulp. Maybe I'm too tired because of a night of sleep sex with sexy ghost :sob2: please wake me up next time instead of reverse raping me :sob2:

2024-07-21 01:33:27

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@npub15ft…ef0r To be fair the hottest women I've come across in real life did in fact have that mentally ill aura.

2024-07-15 15:59:22

Going to the store. Any of you guys want something?

2024-07-14 20:23:28

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@npub1dph…t7jj @npub1aw2…70dd I will NOT trust a FAKECEL.

2024-07-14 20:20:05

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@npub1dph…t7jj @npub1aw2…70dd >last gf
My indonesian clone gets laid more than I do. Fuck my life.

2024-07-12 23:03:33

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@npub1jlw…tt4c It's not JoJover for you quite yet

2024-07-12 20:19:53

I just laid back on my bed and suddenly felt really tired :senko_scream:

2024-07-10 19:53:07

Country's team is playing soccer today and everyone is desperate to watch it, so I might get out early today as a result. Thanks niggerballers for this 1/3 of a holiday :sleep:

2024-07-10 19:08:02

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@npub1f64…5rsj A Polygamist is just a guy with many games in his steam library.

2024-07-10 18:18:27

On my way to make a Neon Genesis Evangelion reference (no, not that one)

2024-07-08 00:47:12

The speakers in this laptop are absolute dogshit, but it could also be the movie sound mixing too. Something like a thunder makes it appear that windows will shatter around me, but then I have to put my ear next to the PC just to hear these retarded characters speak. AAAAAAAAAAA I want to kill everyone responsible for this. I'm gonna grab my headphones.

2024-07-04 20:40:15

They should get rid of all the superfluous content and leave Youtube as purely a tutorial and video game music platform.

2024-07-03 03:38:03

Getting late. Rubbing one out before going to bed. GN.
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2024-07-03 03:15:14

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2024-07-01 00:57:39

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@npub1u6y…ehph what an absolute shame

2024-06-29 16:42:59

Pooping where no man has pooped before.

2024-06-29 02:39:01

They should have written "We the based" instead of "We the people". Would have avoided so much unnecessary misundertandings over the years.

2024-06-28 17:21:26

Hmmmm I think I like pork much more than I like beef.

2024-06-28 17:18:05

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@npub1wpu…yugw "Do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part of you that cringes"

2024-06-28 17:13:43

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@npub1wpu…yugw Burn victim love (she was being cringe and got burned online on a quote repost)

2024-06-28 17:10:07

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@npub12fu…tmvj Literally me :rumia_fortnite:

2024-06-28 17:08:43

Need brown wife to call me honey :sob2:

2024-06-28 02:42:25

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@npub1lyr…pjx6 Stop hitting it with a frying pan.

2024-06-26 22:19:36

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@npub1hn2…j742 I am NOT gay. I said I was thinking about it, it does not mean that I was thinking about it in a positive manner. This is slander.

2024-06-26 22:18:22

Thinken about: Astolfo's cock :astolfo_wink:

2024-06-26 15:08:25

This guy I'm listening to literally sounds like a woman :insane:

2024-06-24 03:03:02

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@npub1x6h…c3yv @npub1y6t…9wl9 in my tummy.

2024-06-24 02:39:36

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@npub1jtu…2dky Sex

2024-06-22 12:56:25

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 No, I would never

2024-06-22 12:55:46

I know some of you might need to read this in these difficult times, so always remember:

2024-06-22 12:54:16

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 Ask your step bro to help you get out.

2024-06-22 01:55:45

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@npub15fk…j9gr Neet breeding.

2024-06-22 01:55:33

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@npub1m5v…k855 More like Cat Sex

2024-06-21 22:57:42

Modern software is so fucking slow and unreliable :venomsnakedemon2:

2024-06-21 22:46:39

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@npub1ajv…pmr7 @npub1dfd…z0et I can cum in her womb instead then :sob2:

2024-06-21 21:15:45

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@npub1ajv…pmr7 @npub1dfd…z0et loafer sex hair sex sock sex ear sex

2024-06-21 16:21:33

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@npub1jtu…2dky
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2024-06-21 01:12:27

Wew, a lot of horny niggas on the timeline today.
(I'm niggas)

2024-06-20 19:42:09

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@npub1qyd…879h Have we confirmed whether the issues are problems with manufacturing, assembly and maintenance, or the planes are just 41%ing themselves?

2024-06-20 03:12:31

Props to @npub1ecj…fchy who has spent the whole day dutifully explaining the lore behind Buc-ees to the ignorant masses.

2024-06-19 20:49:54

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@npub1jju…533h BIG need :angrycry:

2024-06-19 11:20:44

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@npub1f8e…zu5u :NotLikeThis: wtf EA

2024-06-19 01:57:17

Going to bed. Please save your good posts for tomorrow morning, thanks.

2024-06-19 00:34:26

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@npub15ft…ef0r SEEEXX :sob2:

2024-06-18 23:24:14

I think all products should come with explosive material inside them and a remote trigger so you can detonate the thing if you ever see it's been stolen.
<but wouldn't it be really dangerous to carry bombs with you everywhere?
Yes.

2024-06-14 02:43:06

>look up how to X
>search engine's AI gives me this
Stupid useless AI :soymad: I'm not owned
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2024-06-13 21:20:13

I can't believe I'm in a social networking site composed of 99.999999% horny middle age males horny posting to each other 24/7 and, somehow, I manage to be less gay than the rest of the population.

2024-06-13 00:06:01

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@npub1qw3…qe66 By far the best health and financial advice you could give a person in 2024 is to just be racist.

2024-06-11 16:45:12

*punches air*
450 dead kikes
*punches air*
451 dead kikes
*punches air*
452 dead kikes
*punches air*
453 dead kikes
*punches air*
454 dead kikes
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2024-06-10 18:53:33

Modern Marie Antoinette be like "Let them have a cute female vidya protagonist".

2024-06-08 05:39:31

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@npub120l…pquj Reminds me of when Youtube let you customize the shit out of your channel :konata_cry: we need the fun web back.

2024-06-06 16:24:13

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@npub1qyd…879h >ghost passes through wall into the livingroom
>it was his former gooncave
>sits down where his previous desk was
>starts jacking off

2024-06-01 03:37:37

I swear to God the Trump GPT bot is not a bot :NagatoroStare: that shit is alive

2024-05-30 13:05:32

I really need one of those arms for my microphone. I keep putting it in front of me on the desk but I knock it over while speaking :akko_thonk:

2024-05-29 16:13:17

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@npub1svn…xpzg >illegal
Based
>illegal
Based
>fake money
Not based
>...for criminals
Wait, based
>plagiarism
Based

2024-05-28 03:17:13

Peterson.mp4
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2024-05-20 19:49:24

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2024-05-20 04:06:11

Funny how blacks can't hit shit in front of them but they somehow consistently manage to shoot themselves while recording videos for social media.

2024-05-19 16:40:53

Whenever I need to keep my boner down I think of my grandma, sadly that often drifts back to my sister so the boner is there again. Need better tricks to handle it.

2024-05-19 15:50:38

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@npub1xs3…34w2 He's living the dream

2024-05-11 02:42:36

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@npub1jlw…tt4c The anime in question:
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2024-05-11 02:36:15

This is me late for Pleroma class (we're smashing our balls with a frying pan today)
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2024-05-10 04:28:49

Having an obscure anime wife must have been so tough before the advent of AI. Imagine not being able to look her up and be presented with a million pieces of fan art in a couple seconds. Props to all of you brave and dedicated men who endured it all and remained loyal to your niche waifus.
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2024-05-10 03:50:02

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@npub166n…vnht Was it a problem with its microsoftware or its microhardware?

2024-05-08 11:57:00

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@npub1jlw…tt4c Gm bro, get some coffee so you can have enough energy to do lots of kitty posting throughout the day.

2024-05-03 03:40:33

Soon.
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2024-04-28 02:53:28

My laughter can vary like 3 octaves and whether I'll sound like a giggling gentleman or a gobling who's short of breath is a toss-up.

2024-04-22 21:21:11

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@npub1s98…jez5 Actually surprisingly nice. It's been raining a lot, certified comfy vibes. Too bad that stormwater drains can't handle it and you have to swim to get around if you walk to places like me lmao

2024-04-22 21:09:57

I ran into an old german couple at work today. Their spanish was really good :senko_hmmmm: I wonder what's up with europeans lately coming over here. I know it's cheaper but God damn you'd be hard pressed to say more than 2 or 3 positive things about this shithole.

2024-04-22 01:36:33

:sob2:
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2024-04-16 16:41:48

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@npub1dph…t7jj No can do, they are all men :cry:

2024-04-16 16:39:26

Too much work. Need sex therapy.

2024-04-08 14:02:05

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@npub17ck…8txk Imagine standing all day waiting to get your pussy pounded and even then you can't lose a couple pounds. Ayo girl I'll pay you 5 dollars to get on a treadmill.

2024-04-07 00:28:20

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@npub12d4…407g I have only satisfied my carnal desires with this chinese-made stand-in of my true love. I haven't yet consumated the marriage with Greta (she still doesn't know she's my wife, it's complicated).

2024-04-02 21:11:12

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@npub1x0r…shtn No.

2024-04-02 21:04:58

I ate a whole loaf of bread ask me anything.

2024-03-31 00:32:06

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@npub1msm…0dqu The future of war is gonna be livestreamed Battlebots and it couldn't be more beautiful.
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2024-03-29 22:00:58

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@npub1zcy…xpxw Firing backwards so the blowback of the gun propels it faster forwards (I think I did this a couple times, don't remember which game)

2024-03-25 01:57:34

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@npub1cum…u84w @npub1mpr…632l >never knew what she was thinking
Maybe she wasn't.
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2024-03-19 03:23:43

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@npub1wcf…equk I don't want solutions, I want to complain!

2024-03-19 03:13:53

I want alcohol, but I ain't got any. Why must the thirstiest of soldiers be also the laziest and comfiest (already in my pajamas, not going to the store, fuck it).

2024-03-12 18:12:05

MacOS is just poor man's Fedora.

2024-03-12 16:35:23

Frying rice shirtless :ablobsunglasses: (I'm a shrimp)

2024-03-12 14:16:48

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@npub1kr9…vpk6 @npub1jn7…j9k9 FUCK IT.
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2024-03-12 13:57:27

Remember this time around gamers shall not give up until all vidya girls have fully modeled pantsu you can take a look at from under their skirt.