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2026-08-05 03:52:08 UTC

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@nprofile…fnau went over there because i’m ドM. How shallow and conservative but also uninformed and moronic
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/117/040/863/067/453/630/original/bfce1c59e387b76b.jpeg

2026-07-31 00:34:37 UTC

Only in Amurkkka: Weaponized drones to stop school shooters… great “solution”
How do you program it to detect a disgruntled white teen??
While this will definitely be a windfall for the company selling the tech, it will lead to one of three results: going off 24/7, spraying brown kids at random, or failing when it matters
https://www.ktalnews.com/news/education/schools-test-shooter-response-drones/amp/

2026-07-26 03:54:05 UTC

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@nprofile…el3w @nprofile…qdkj yeah the closest one to our house. there was no violence, just very forceful words and dick grabbing.

2026-07-26 00:13:30 UTC

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@nprofile…el3w @nprofile…qdkj There’s a lot of context I will have to skip over for brevity but basically the ugliest visceral hatred between the two countries was on display and i —as neutral diplomatic intermediary— had to serve as the ICC of the drunks in a park

2026-07-20 04:59:38 UTC

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@nprofile…3egl @nprofile…80xj seems feminine in German .. cuz ..y’know.. sweet and spicy fluids 😁

2026-07-20 04:52:19 UTC

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@nprofile…80xj Un Cola

2026-07-17 22:29:13 UTC

rich coming from the guys that are literally dismantling the forest service
https://newrepublic.com/post/213216/trump-tariff-canada-wildfires-smoke

2026-07-14 13:14:44 UTC

Strait of Hormuz passage fee has no legal basis: Japan's trade minister Akazawa
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20260714_12/

2026-07-11 10:41:48 UTC

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@nprofile…48sp i came, i conquered
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/900/918/819/035/922/original/77c430f6ad87866a.jpeg

2026-07-07 12:23:37 UTC

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@nprofile…hqwy I’m just really confused why the German ladies would pay to to get in that car… TV news says they deny paying

2026-07-07 11:59:38 UTC

Illegal GT-R ‘tour’ for tourists ends in 120-kph Shibuya wreck
https://www.asahi.com/sp/ajw/articles/16706948

2026-07-06 12:37:21 UTC

Do solar flares explain why my Teams and LINE have been acting up for the past few days? Do they account for seismic activity including the one in Japan and Venezuela?? Should I believe anything coming from a dude that looks like a 1960s astrologist??
https://youtu.be/4FSUbKAEphg

2026-07-03 14:16:21 UTC

This is that unique time of day when the men’s bathroom line at the JR station is longer than the women’s 🚽

2026-06-21 11:56:00 UTC

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@nprofile…mgd9 how dare you commit such atrocities

2026-06-06 03:49:07 UTC

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@nprofile…fc2c @nprofile…qdkj hehe ofc it is. Sadly the only merch i can find is the home and away kit and this overpriced hat. Temu and Shein really missing out on a huge business opportunity here 😢
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/701/108/308/822/642/original/847ab8b42cd2bba4.jpeg

2026-06-06 01:35:27 UTC

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@nprofile…fc2c @nprofile…qdkj would wear the hell out of that

2026-06-06 01:22:12 UTC

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@nprofile…fc2c I want a Curaçao champs hat .. they must sell those on Temu eh

2026-06-06 00:41:32 UTC

Is the world cup over yet?

2026-06-02 01:59:38 UTC

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The future is machines talking to machines with zero human in the loop... A sunny paradise where we get to sip daiquiris on lawn chairs 🏖️

2026-06-02 01:57:21 UTC

Everything is awful and getting awfuller
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/678/026/100/709/164/original/6569aa97fb872e42.png

2026-05-23 15:05:10 UTC

So my kiddo has now done three essays for her English juku. It’s interesting that with a Japan educated 11 year old in 2026 they prefer handwritten over typing still

2026-05-20 01:06:34 UTC

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@nprofile…el3w waat
did they roll it into gemini? 🤮

2026-05-15 00:41:44 UTC

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@nprofile…fnau the jacuzzi was good for the back. One place i went had a 電気風呂 which zaps you underwater and gives you a virtual massage. Highly recommend

2026-05-15 00:23:39 UTC

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@nprofile…fnau had that myself recently. Sento and stretching helped i think

2026-05-07 08:15:51 UTC

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@nprofile…uffu i also like how she nonchalantly switches from cursive to non cursive all caps

2026-05-07 08:05:05 UTC

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@nprofile…uffu “😊 anal”

2026-04-30 01:24:54 UTC

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@nprofile…fnau Cool and normal in Magamerikkka

2026-04-20 00:18:38 UTC

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@nprofile…hvdh yeah unfortunately it’s in it 7th season or something

2026-04-19 09:49:26 UTC

this exists… wow
the twang killed me
https://youtu.be/EdK9RRpofI4?si=8ZASD2bHZM7xnDXj
🚀 🎺

2026-04-19 09:25:08 UTC

I asked *a customer* at the Nike store where the bathroom was, thinking he was staff. He was like 知らない。初めて来たよ。
Think I need a retreat😅😶‍🌫️🫣🫩

2026-04-17 02:22:37 UTC

“In the past there was a group called ‘Dire Straits.’ It’s a dire strait now, and it is going to have major implications for the global economy. And the longer it goes, the worse it will be for the economic growth and inflation around the world,” https://apnews.com/article/iran-war-europe-jet-fuel-flight-cancellations-birol-6e67fafd493861b3858de5548aa77703

2026-04-16 03:56:30 UTC

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@nprofile…jg43 yeah it may only affect future hopeful immigrants indeed but i imagine the chains need cheap labor which means new blood and constant turnover. As for Indian and Chinese restaurants, they are a pillar of the community and i fully support them taking advantage of the immigration system and it would be a huge loss if Sanae changed their status

2026-04-16 03:36:09 UTC

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@nprofile…jg43 Who cares about a cap if there’s labor shortages generally??also, if they’re closing the loophole that lets restaurants hire foreigners, this could really hurt Indian and Chinese restaurants which are basically human trafficking scheme here

2026-04-16 03:29:19 UTC

😩 this will not bode well for diners or restaurants alike
https://bird.makeup/users/mrjeffu/statuses/2043673689032712379

2026-04-15 03:05:33 UTC

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@nprofile…fnau gonna be hanging out here the whole week eh?
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/406/502/581/347/218/original/2a325b182e0dc9ff.jpeg

2026-04-12 02:13:24 UTC

pretty weeds
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/389/311/913/627/326/original/38389559f3c67d6c.jpeg
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/389/312/169/052/176/original/2a087071ac1794a6.jpeg

2026-04-10 00:49:58 UTC

Great modern day corporate saga if true
https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/plex-tech-company-retreat-nightmare/91327481

2026-04-04 05:00:32 UTC

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https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/344/402/992/902/343/original/5695f94e499c7051.png
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/344/403/140/626/541/original/15eeba74fdc2e17f.jpeg

2026-04-04 00:44:28 UTC

Akabane half marathon today in the rain
Wish me luck 🏃
I haven’t done >15 km in a while and feel like crap generally physically and spiritually due to work. My own family was like “you can drop out if it gets hard!” (great words of motivation) 🫤
The finish line is my motivation 🍺 🍺 🍺

2026-04-01 23:51:45 UTC

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@nprofile…fnau i get notifications from whatsopp, whasApp, whatsaapp, WhtatsApp, WhattsApp, telegarm, whatsaapp, whatsapp., etc etc

2026-04-01 01:24:47 UTC

recurring theme here…
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/326/834/751/514/170/original/ac6c26b93ad38ca8.png

2026-04-01 01:17:24 UTC

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@nprofile…jg43 Also the office is so damn packed there is no place to sit. Got a seat near the open theater area and have sat through 3 departments' kickoff sessions in the past 1 hr now. They should really make these open to all. Have no idea what most of these people do otherwise lol

2026-03-30 21:48:09 UTC

not satire, actually thoughtful idpol https://torontosun.com/news/national/ndp-leadership-convention-equity-cards

2026-03-29 12:43:13 UTC

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@nprofile…sejq 🤮 after all the failures of this clown show, they should all be purged from making public appearances, let alone running for office

2026-03-29 12:36:21 UTC

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@nprofile…y095 Finally a way to keep the skeeters off my junk when I’m jerking it in the woods

2026-03-29 09:52:40 UTC

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@nprofile…4gec the bang bus?

2026-03-29 06:53:57 UTC

today seems to be Mankai day
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/311/139/709/306/535/original/632871a5f9a05e57.jpeg
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/311/139/833/050/879/original/6f4da0a0e7df0f59.jpeg
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/311/140/293/205/340/original/270fe54f157d0f55.jpeg
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/311/140/473/817/765/original/0e18dfd20de07363.jpeg

2026-03-29 01:12:44 UTC

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@nprofile…fc2c The fact this was ever even held in the realm of possibility attests to the extreme high grade quality of the cocaine going into MBS's body and the flagrant corruption of the IOC

2026-03-29 00:43:55 UTC

someone please erase this gaping asshole of a man
https://www.khaama.com/trump-warns-cuba-it-could-be-washingtons-next-target/?amp=1

2026-03-29 00:37:12 UTC

Hegseth adopts human shield policy
https://www.indiatoday.in/world/story/iran-warns-hotels-sheltering-american-soldiers-us-military-bases-strikes-2887841-2026-03-27

2026-03-28 13:55:49 UTC

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@nprofile…fc2c i just noticed the final line this article about the possibility of Saudi hosting the Olympic winter games in Neom. (apparently 2029 will be in Kazakhstan) Can’t believe that was ever a possibility

2026-03-28 13:49:51 UTC

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@nprofile…fc2c they can ship food and equipment to the US troops stationed at Marriott inns around Saudi

2026-03-28 08:32:00 UTC

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@nprofile…fnau these are not my favorite but works today in front of the river. I always get new ones when i go to the great satan
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/305/859/389/901/508/original/026668bc47772c65.png

2026-03-28 06:15:11 UTC

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joyous
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/305/328/829/393/490/original/7f720a2949d3ad03.jpeg

2026-03-28 06:10:22 UTC

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i did a 美術品
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/305/310/429/655/101/original/d70e98612056c7fc.jpeg

2026-03-28 05:52:37 UTC

Hanami heaven🌸
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/305/236/962/568/831/original/81bcadf1d8abb6d3.jpeg
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/305/237/104/493/426/original/4834343772753f16.jpeg

2026-03-28 03:33:13 UTC

hyper capitalism takes another L
https://www.newarab.com/news/saudi-arabias-ambitious-desert-ski-resort-dream-over

2026-03-28 02:12:04 UTC

the US propaganda is middle school level
https://youtu.be/BwiGb8lmyCg

2026-03-26 00:40:05 UTC

The nation's most objective panel of experts ever!
🧑‍🎓📜 🌿📚⚖️🏛️
https://masto.ai/@unusual_whales/116290642563888868

2026-03-26 00:35:47 UTC

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@nprofile…mhaj Bit late for that innit

2026-03-26 00:31:02 UTC

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@nprofile…fnau Yeah the more days this guy gets to breath air, the more I think the almighty's wisdom ain't so divine after all

2026-03-26 00:28:34 UTC

Just another normal day at the christian nationalist DoW
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/292/635/371/041/661/original/bd226f21793cb66f.png

2026-03-24 12:44:03 UTC

JSDF soldier scales the wall of the Chinese embassy in Roppongi and threatens to kill diplomats; China deeply shocked https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/japan/chinese-embassy-tokyo-soldier-breaking-death-threats-b2944364.html

2026-03-24 00:03:46 UTC

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@nprofile…fnau happy tuesday
War is over
🤤🤡

2026-03-23 12:56:29 UTC

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@nprofile…qdkj drove prices down enough for some trumpy failsons to make a buck on his bs nonsense posts (assuming he gives them heads up and they act accordingly)
https://economymiddleeast.com/news/wall-street-street-futures-jump-over-2-percent-on-trump-comments-oil-prices-plummet/

2026-03-23 11:47:08 UTC

Strait of Hormuz crisis threatens world fertilizer supply chain
https://www.aa.com.tr/en/world/strait-of-hormuz-crisis-threatens-world-fertilizer-supply-chain/3875786

2026-03-23 08:05:13 UTC

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@nprofile…0ryn you sure you want to be posting about an arms shipment in this political climate?

2026-03-23 07:12:14 UTC

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@nprofile…el3w he’s in the bottom of this one as an endorser
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/277/242/349/551/137/original/d762fa35a59b3dcb.png

2026-03-23 07:11:33 UTC

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@nprofile…y0k9 No clue, probably only to start trouble and get attention online
https://www.sankei.com/article/20260322-MTQQ4T5TUNK63M3WZVHV2MWBYI/

2026-03-23 07:05:51 UTC

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@nprofile…qdkj Sanae-san got memed a lot over the weekend ..
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/277/218/228/721/873/original/b086c06af383d23b.jpeg
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/277/218/312/753/259/original/f4cd4b0357c4ec9b.jpeg
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/277/218/370/636/510/original/1ee4a5e8d25799b3.jpeg
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/277/218/419/790/993/original/d9b80ee5f773fd71.jpeg

2026-03-23 06:59:15 UTC

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@nprofile…el3w he’s the joker guy in the election ads ..
Yusuke Kawai is a fringe Japanese politician, ex‑Soka City councilor, and YouTuber best known for running in elections dressed as the Joker and using satire-heavy, often inflammatory campaigns.
And yeah I wonder what will happen to the Kurdish guy

2026-03-23 06:00:17 UTC

RW provocateur Yusuke Kawaii gets lightly touched on the face in Saitama at Kurdish new year celebrations and pretends he is mortally injured
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWMdsS_AiSN/?igsh=ZnMwYndyeHpuZ3d0

2026-03-23 04:53:45 UTC

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just feels like it’s more about dysfunction than malevolence for a change 🫤😐🫤😐

2026-03-23 04:02:04 UTC

this shit feels like such a stopgap solution that will accelerate the overall decline of the US
https://youtu.be/JqoyMIXOLak

2026-03-23 00:59:51 UTC

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@nprofile…d5m7 intrepid adventuring furball

2026-03-23 00:58:12 UTC

Well this is the most disturbing thing I've learned so far today: "Hundreds of staff who do work related to nuclear reactors and their safety have left and not been replaced" (443 losses, 57 arrivals)
https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-nuclear-power-nrc-safety-doge-vought

2026-03-22 13:07:15 UTC

The amount paid out for “Shōbyō teate” (sickness and injury allowance), which provides benefits to people unable to work due to illness or injury, has been steadily increasing in Japan. In FY 2023, the total exceeded 600 billion yen—about 1.6 times higher than five years earlier. A rise in mental health issues is one major factor, making “mental well-being” an increasingly urgent concern in many workplaces
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/154bf0b199022beeaa6c4c0216dae14d45a4e735
#japan #傷病手当

2026-03-22 13:03:13 UTC

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Iran vows ‘irreversible’ damage on regional energy infrastructure if Iranian power plants attacked
Trump and Bibi are such sociopaths

2026-03-22 12:56:54 UTC

Trump says he will “obliterate” Iran’s power plants if it fails to fully reopen the Strait of Hormuz within 48 hours
American pope: Death and suffering caused by the war in the ⁠Middle East are a “scandal to the whole human family”

2026-03-22 05:54:33 UTC

A daily experience if you re in monjaville apparently
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/271/271/864/685/495/original/2ff9faf3284c1730.jpeg

2026-03-21 13:30:30 UTC

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@nprofile…xzxy dudes our parents generation were seriously creeps
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/267/397/072/674/392/original/124cf94bb8757c20.png

2026-03-21 11:48:18 UTC

easter bunny came early
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/267/003/839/611/092/original/36e2b90f89d55f8d.jpeg

2026-03-21 10:08:58 UTC

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@nprofile…el3w kawaiiiii

2026-03-21 10:08:32 UTC

Son-san in rural Ohio for massive power plant and data center construction the first round of Sanae’s $550 billion investment and loan pledge
https://youtu.be/abP6ynxCKaI
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/266/611/573/564/718/original/fabc06f8ed66dccb.jpeg

2026-03-21 02:37:55 UTC

Iran ready to help passage of Japan ships in Strait of Hormuz: Araghchi
https://english.kyodonews.net/articles/-/72724

2026-03-20 14:54:12 UTC

OOF
https://youtu.be/NdUIqWkED9Y
#globalx

2026-03-20 13:01:54 UTC

“it takes money to kill bad guys”
drunkmurderclown.gif

2026-03-20 11:48:24 UTC

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@nprofile…mgd9 can you ride horses?
https://island.is/en/o/directorate-of-labour/jobs/horse-riding-tour-guide-solhestar-ehf-16-4-2026

2026-03-20 02:46:48 UTC

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@nprofile…d5m7 love it so much

2026-03-20 02:40:52 UTC

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Ohio cops taking a major L here lol idiots
https://youtube.com/shorts/0RcTGI9wBJU?si=1K1RM8Z-T3JJVqjg

2026-03-20 02:37:25 UTC

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Cop tears… ya love to see it
https://youtube.com/shorts/41OlHxEYhko?si=z5t6e-xrs3gjripi

2026-03-20 02:36:53 UTC

lol Afroman Wins Defamation Case over Police Raid Music Videos
https://exclaim.ca/music/article/afroman-wins-defamation-case-over-police-raid-music-videos

2026-03-20 00:38:25 UTC

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@nprofile…xzxy Next step, set up yami baito ads to recruit J teens to read scripts into your AI voice bot, exploit them under threat of arrest, have your other slaves at your Cambodian call center identify olds to target, make thousands of automated calls a day, ....., profit!
#バイト探しはインディード

2026-03-20 00:26:48 UTC

Stalking cases hit record high in Japan in 2025 after revision to law spurred by high-profile Kawasaki stalking murder in 2024 https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/03/19/japan/crime-legal/police-stalking-cases-high/

2026-03-19 00:43:30 UTC

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@nprofile…xzxy they teaching you how to successfully do a heist?

2026-03-16 00:21:18 UTC

Found the clingiest KK guys
https://cdn.famichiki.jp/media_attachments/files/116/235/983/412/349/987/original/a4c513fb9ad1bcd6.jpeg

2026-03-10 23:22:20 UTC

another analysis that has wings: modern warfare is a version of instacart and this state of perpetual war is actually wwiii
https://open.substack.com/pub/kenklippenstein/p/trump-declares-iran-war-over 🇺🇸 💥

2026-03-08 23:51:58 UTC

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@nprofile…qdkj the power vacuum that these people are seeking surely won’t have negative consequences in the near to midterm future

2026-03-08 23:50:10 UTC

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@nprofile…qdkj this is certainly a case of fellating the dog

2026-03-08 23:49:04 UTC

Monday morning first thing …. already shattered 😪 😩 please fast forward to Saturday 🪄