Dr. Of the Chalice

The Jewish lady thinks for a second. Then starts putting on all her jewelry. She says " they will see my jewelry from a distance and find me easier".
She then looks at the black woman who's nearly naked undressing.
What are you doing!?!?
The black woman says "I heard they look for the black box first".

2024-09-25 16:53:51 UTC

Three women were on a largely empty plane. A Jewish lady, a southern lady and a black woman. They got to talking and were enjoying each other's company.
Then the plane had problems. Warning lights come on, masks drop.
The jewish lady says oh my gawd we're gonna crash! What should we do.
The southern lady starts putting on make up.
The Jewish lady says what are you doing were gonna crash!
She said well if we do, I want to look my best when they find my body.

2024-09-24 23:34:44 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/195/147/112/635/889/original/94f1a243a43fcaca.jpg

2024-09-22 20:38:32 UTC

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you conveniently forgot to mention vegan diets.

2024-09-22 19:45:13 UTC

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ethanol into fatty acids. It never becomes glycogen. The sugars not converted will get used or converted to fat. Alcohol stops fat burning while accumulating visceral fat. This is the case with beers, some wines and other sweetened alcohol beverages.
The beer belly is both subdermal and visceral fat from the sugars and alcohol.
You will hardly ever see a hard liquor belly. So high proof no added sugar liquors could be considered keto friendly.

2024-09-21 19:11:49 UTC

Who doesn't want to see DC and the swamp creatures replaced with a giant smoking crater?

2024-09-21 02:22:58 UTC

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is that Tom Green playing disabled guitar?

2024-09-21 02:19:23 UTC

The secret fucking service. They gonna spend more time and resources looking into Elon Musks presidential assassination comparison tweet than they are protecting Trump or connecting some glaring dots in the 2nd attempt.

2024-09-19 17:57:55 UTC

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that's why there's a sudden oversupply of keyboard cleaner

2024-09-16 23:12:09 UTC

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still have government assigned offices in their buildings....

2024-09-16 15:08:06 UTC

Routh is a patsy. There's more than a passing similarty to him and Oswald and the school book depository.
His snipers nest picture was on the net unbelievably fast. Did Leo leak it? No ridiculous claims of an AR rifle. They knew very quickly it was an AK clone.
Then look at Routh getting put into the sheriff's car. He has a similar shit eating grin as Oswald.
The information needed to know where the president would be was known by both of these accused assassins in advance.

2024-09-15 17:24:03 UTC

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who's making the claim it was hyper sonic missile? Houthis, Jews, the West.
It disintegrated. Ok. That is a possibility of hypersonic missiles. Or was it truly shot down?
I think it's likely not a hyper sonic missile.
Seems reminiscent of Oct 7. A failure of IDF intelligence. So was it intentional or a real failure? Another instance of israels desire for escalation.

2024-09-13 19:18:46 UTC

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my original reply was to text only. Pic didn't load.
So I recently had lunch. Checked back in and almost immediately threw up.
She really let herself go.

2024-09-13 17:37:35 UTC

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"good Zionist friend" is a contradiction. Is this satire?

2024-09-13 14:56:36 UTC

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reminds me of the healthy native Americans with no immunity to old world diseases encountering the filthy poor hygiene disease ridden Europeans. Full circle.

2024-09-13 14:49:53 UTC

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I, WWIII

2024-09-11 00:29:34 UTC

Do you think George Strombalapolos has a custom high chair? Don't think they mass produce ones capable of putting him above the news desk.

2024-09-10 18:23:52 UTC

Just saw a YT ad for glp1's. It said, " just 20 seconds a day of exercise and diet with glp1's will lose you 20% of body weight". Huh? Wait what did they just say that?
Yes I rewatched it and that's what was said. Subliminally saying only 20 seconds of exercise and diet per day needed if taking glp1s to lose weight.
It was a generic ad no name brands mentioned. Or who paid for it.

2024-09-09 17:41:39 UTC

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your dead mouse smell won't last that long honestly. Ozium air freshener will get rid of the odor well. And if you can figure out where in the wall it's at make a small hole and spray ozium in there.

2024-09-09 17:36:00 UTC

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take that smell and amplify it by 10x. That's the stank of my favorite revenge tool. The rat bomb. Two rats, two whole eggs into a large jar with safety button lid, fill with water and seal. Let it marinate in a safe place ( it can burp itself!) till button pops up. It's then ready for use. Smash! Run. Hide and watch the target lose their shit trying to deal with a stank that stains concrete for months.

2024-09-07 18:52:34 UTC

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bam bom and woland are the same person.
Platinum puffy needs about a case of keyboard cleaner a day to function.
Neither is anything but fodder.

2024-09-07 15:57:11 UTC

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retardation? Like brother Bilo?
https://youtu.be/7vjc1lt0IDA?si=tqC0boPdsXE8MkrB

2024-09-05 16:45:16 UTC

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obviously it's anti Russian

2024-09-05 14:02:28 UTC

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sounds like a bullshit story. But then again pigs are useless.

2024-09-04 14:33:42 UTC

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a few years ago I was dating a single mom. Her youngest son was an oddball 9yo. Reminded me of Ralph from the Simpsons. One day I caught him vigorously picking his nose. I said get a tissue quit digging for gold. He said don't worry I know to stop when I get red boogers.

2024-09-02 14:21:05 UTC

America is slowly becoming British. Very slowly. We need to push back on it.
Punch people in the mouth when they say 'whilst' or say "he went to hospital", instead of the correct way of "he went to THE hospital". Same for university.
Soccer is soccer. Not football or futbol.
I swear to God if someone says wanker or bobs your uncle....

2024-09-01 22:58:27 UTC

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this might be HH. He's out of the cage....
https://youtu.be/7vjc1lt0IDA?si=Is2b1ZFHk-RQQOGQ

2024-09-01 22:57:41 UTC

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I don't think I'm fit to judge retardation. You no. And well he ain't said shit. Just a reptilian response to a trigger.
Ever seen the Big Lebowski? HH is Donny.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/064/756/199/742/414/original/c3ec48a017027e7f.mp4
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/064/757/843/705/077/original/9d80398396d8fda7.mp4

2024-09-01 22:42:37 UTC

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oh no. I agree. Apparently reply didn't go thru. Silent carriers, shedding

2024-09-01 20:38:08 UTC

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not really endemic to those areas. There were epidemics. Which were easier to control and eradicate in modern times. But no natural reservoir of wild types as in India and the middle east.

2024-09-01 20:31:23 UTC

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yes. I suspect people from or having visited the Kush region brought it there. Or from the Hajji pilgrimage.

2024-09-01 20:27:30 UTC

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it was considered endemic and originating there

2024-09-01 20:26:51 UTC

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it's been a scourge in Afghanistan Pakistan and most of the north Indian subcontinent.
Also Bill Gates Foundation?

2024-09-01 20:13:34 UTC

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I know! When that was first discovered I was laughing in disbelief. Those muthafuckas....
It's not found in any wild type bat coronavirus.

2024-09-01 20:08:48 UTC

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right. What could go wrong with a virus and vaccines that target the most ubiquitous cell epitope in the body? Every tissue and organ has a good chance for injury.

2024-09-01 19:56:07 UTC

Wonder what changed in society.... Maybe a mRNA shot that targets ACE2 sites. You know the same sites that controls blood pressure among others. This is a likely reason why POTS is more prevalent. Or the "vapors".

2024-08-31 18:38:13 UTC

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driving too slow, hence owning a Prius.

2024-08-31 17:00:21 UTC

Remember phone boy. He's a traitor. He's on some other server now. Did his show get axed from no agenda stream?

2024-08-31 02:33:14 UTC

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we know what causes the "suddenlys"

2024-08-30 20:53:18 UTC

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it doesn't matter anymore. The organic and conventional seed producers like Johnny's, SOC and Burpee have been bought out by the GMO grain corps. So they are working to patent and mark trade certain genes in vegetable crops, making it more difficult for farmers to save seed or develop a cultivar for the region.

2024-08-30 20:48:49 UTC

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what Africa needs are the heat shock gene silenced grains. They are all ready perfected. I tested some in 2010.
I think the next step they were working towards was incorporating herbicide resistance.

2024-08-30 20:46:08 UTC

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it's more than being resident to a herbicide chemical. The GMO crops need, absolutely require the herbicide chemical as well as conventional fertilizer and growth regulators. Not spraying the herbicide but using all other conventional inputs won't reach reported yields, 15-30% less.
Africa can't afford conventional inputs or substitute organic inputs with or without using herbicide to reach reported yields.
1yr organic corn production for Syngenta. I learned a lot of scary stuff.

2024-08-27 23:13:24 UTC

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ahh Dimitri's life story

2024-08-27 15:49:50 UTC

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save this one for the No Authority end of year recap montage

2024-08-27 15:09:36 UTC

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crunchy? isn't crunchy lettuce called celery?

2024-08-27 15:04:46 UTC

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the only reason to eat lettuce

2024-08-26 20:51:45 UTC

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think homeless living in tents or cars.

2024-08-26 20:41:52 UTC

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I asked one day. It's for food stamps people who don't have refrigerators just coolers.

2024-08-25 20:00:31 UTC

I know Adam and John prefer early, 00s tech and webpages for the show. But I don't know why they don't have video like, I don't know, almost every single podcast now. They could reach a wider audience and suggest more donations to improve the studio, I mean closet.

2024-08-25 14:23:21 UTC

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the truth will never be known. That's by design. Longitudinal studies rarely receive funding to tease out correlations and prove or disprove them. The types and amounts of environmental or dietary or medical causes of disease have changed over the years. The epigenetic effects are felt 3 or more generations down stream. It's as if they know they can muddy the water of scientific proof. Lead, pcbs, PFAS, endocrine disruptors, mutagens etc all had prominent roles in over lapping years.

2024-08-23 14:45:27 UTC

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oh here it is!

2024-08-23 14:44:59 UTC

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don't leave us hanging.... where's the punchline

2024-08-23 14:03:41 UTC

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thems/they looks like trailer trash prettied up

2024-08-23 13:19:04 UTC

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I thought that thing was on the trans spectrum

2024-08-22 18:13:12 UTC

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what's funny is the approval is EUA!!! Again.

2024-08-21 20:17:48 UTC

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on the big island to get out of the rain and hide from security that's were we'd smoke pot underneath them before class

2024-08-18 18:15:30 UTC

Why is noagendshow.net such a poor website? On show days more often than not the page won't load, or the stream doesn't. Every device, another stream works just fine.

2024-08-18 02:48:58 UTC

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undoubtedly.

2024-08-18 01:26:14 UTC

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as much as you share, I'm pleased to share something with you.

2024-08-18 01:23:23 UTC

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Hillman greatly influenced J. mark Alegros work on classical drug use symbolism and religion.
Danny Jones Podcast on Spotify or YT.

2024-08-18 01:20:33 UTC

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who's tracking the 70k+ protestors? That's the story.

2024-08-18 01:18:41 UTC

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have you not heard of Ammon Hillman? You might agree with his POV on Christianitys roots. He was a guest on the Danny Jones Podcast a few months ago. Sum it up. It's about pharmacological drugs. Using prepubescent childrens body fluids as 'antidotes' to toxic drugs. Jesus was a child trafficker. What really happened in the garden of getsemani?

2024-08-13 21:42:28 UTC

If I was in the UK and I preface my speech with "it's my religious belief that" ....blah blah blah. Does that nullify the thought police from prosecution? The Muslim immigrants use that same line of reasoning.

2024-08-13 02:38:03 UTC

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he's sitting in his foul stained gaming chair, pinching his nipples, with anime playing in an open window, sweating, desperately trying to think of clever things in between huffing keyboard cleaner.

2024-08-13 02:32:18 UTC

Tomorrows Headlines.... Trump gives a Hitler length fascist, hateful slut filled screed promoted in X.
Yes I believe they will use the word screed.

2024-08-12 17:59:57 UTC

There's a good gaslighting article on AP regarding inflation coming down. It's attributed to people spending less for high priced items. And spending less overall. This is driving down prices. The flaw is the metric, units purchased. Of course there's less units purchased the prices are too high and wages are not rising. We aren't spending less.

2024-08-09 13:29:39 UTC

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keep Portland weird seems irrelevant now.

2024-08-01 22:22:31 UTC

I don't take pity on folks like the toxic self named plutonium pity. Rather I wonder what happens to them when their target(s) of hate fade. A vaccum is created. Fill it with new hate? Or feel lobotomized without a trigger? Maybe grows up and leaves the childish shit behind?
Well that's more than enough effort on my part for those losers.

2024-07-03 23:31:39 UTC

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any tannerite clays?

2024-06-23 15:05:11 UTC

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will watch it thanks. A few weeks ago a podcast -( the danny jones podcast) -featuring a greek classicist, Dr. Ammon Hillman reveals the disturbing truths of Christianity beginning. Sum it up religious scholars interpret scrolls with a theological angle and scope and mistranslated. Where as classicists interpret the scrolls with a broader understanding of the ancient greek language.

2024-06-17 20:16:00 UTC

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explosives drilled into the base of wtc 1 and 2. Jets were a red herring.

2024-06-17 20:13:14 UTC

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so jets for show and boring drills and big boom for go? Kosher work.

2024-06-15 22:10:49 UTC

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this was written by a slightly disheveled man. But ill look.

2024-06-15 22:04:16 UTC

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thanks for posting this. You find some very interesting, thought provoking materials.

2024-06-15 21:59:48 UTC

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When I first heard that, then Furin 2 cleavage site...I couldn't stop laughing. Malevolently brilliant. They will never find any wild type coronavirus or any virus with those advantages.
2yrs ago on the OG NAS some one published a link to a great paper about viral swarms and SARS COV 2 5yrs down the road.
I cant find those publications. At least weekly I look for them. Cause it was some crystal ball shit.

2024-06-15 21:54:03 UTC

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good read. Further supports bioweapon. Using Ace 2 binding site was genius.

2024-05-17 04:48:22 UTC

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you'd think we learned our lesson feeding herbivores slaughtered animals with prion diseases