Partisan Night Slut :pns:

The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.

Based in: Pakistan

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2026-05-30 05:03:13 UTC

$3000. Ships from Chyna. Looks retarded.
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2026-05-25 05:44:25 UTC

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2026-05-20 16:58:10 UTC

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2026-05-17 23:53:53 UTC

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2026-05-17 16:33:32 UTC

I am in so much trouble now.
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2026-05-13 00:21:29 UTC

Oh they're gonna be just fine.
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2026-05-06 21:48:23 UTC

Voluntary conscription, Ukraine style.
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2026-04-24 09:34:07 UTC

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2026-04-21 19:26:56 UTC

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2026-04-21 13:24:49 UTC

This is top content in the Hispanosphere. They want to believe in gremlins and shit so badly.
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2026-04-21 12:03:24 UTC

To think people listen to this idiot and say, "Oh yeah, he's smart!"
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2026-04-20 10:03:55 UTC

Crazed man jumps on a driver’s hood in Houston’s Galleria area, drops his pants, starts touching himself while holding a gun to his own head.
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2026-04-20 02:19:18 UTC

TIL, if true.
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2026-04-16 21:50:24 UTC

Illinois is a dumpster fire.
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2026-04-13 15:45:11 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v
Oh they're rigged.

2026-04-13 15:32:35 UTC

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2026-04-13 07:18:16 UTC

Suburban residence in Brampton.
I wonder if the Canadian government knows Brampton is known the world over for being a raghead shithole? Because everyone knows it now.
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2026-04-12 18:04:58 UTC

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2026-04-12 10:47:10 UTC

A public pool facility somewhere in Europe.
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2026-04-10 18:28:16 UTC

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2026-04-10 01:20:48 UTC

The year is 3088...
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2026-04-09 09:09:50 UTC

@nprofile…cp6s @nprofile…zm7x This was the feature in the first intermission of Hockey Night in Canada, every Saturday night. My brother and I anticipated it eagerly.
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2026-04-08 20:37:21 UTC

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2026-04-08 13:46:28 UTC

The SAVE Act will have all women living in one of Sherriff Arpaio's desert sweat boxes. You probably didn't know that because you're MAGA.
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2026-04-07 19:36:12 UTC

Everywhere I go in the galaxy, this happens.
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2026-04-07 13:15:01 UTC

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2026-04-06 16:21:26 UTC

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2026-04-06 10:30:08 UTC

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2026-04-06 09:40:25 UTC

Lionel Shriver
FULL: https://youtu.be/kBE8PTleMwY
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2026-04-06 01:59:25 UTC

She got onions on her burger. No, really.
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2026-04-06 01:36:15 UTC

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2026-04-05 19:20:12 UTC

A Gyppo and a Paki argue on GB about who is more British.
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2026-04-05 11:10:03 UTC

Detroit, 1965. The forced multi-kulti is undeniable. Original video was 18 mins. I edited them to their rightful ratio.
https://youtu.be/T-C8DwL2ovQ
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2026-04-05 10:46:18 UTC

The brown kids of immigrants are wild, man. Arrogant? Don't get me started.
All their parents did was step out of their shitholes and haver anchor babies. Not rocket science.
But to hear their kids tell it, they're the kings and queens of Planet Earth.
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2026-04-04 14:42:42 UTC

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2026-04-04 13:51:33 UTC

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He actually plays bass. Not well. But he fingers the four strings from time to time.

2026-04-04 13:43:23 UTC

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They would've had to arrange this themselves. It's not like there's sheet music. At least I wouldn't expect.

2026-04-04 11:51:38 UTC

The XY Files:
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2026-04-04 05:17:35 UTC

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2026-04-04 01:40:10 UTC

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2026-04-03 12:51:22 UTC

Actress Laura Benanti is boarding a flight, expecting to be recognized.
She is not and she could not 'tolerate that.' Her own words.
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2026-04-03 06:10:03 UTC

Migrants in a Paris no-go zone attacked police cars with heavy objects and basically chased them out of the neighborhood.
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2026-04-03 04:19:50 UTC

I never listened to them when they were current, but looking back, that took balls.
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2026-04-02 15:41:03 UTC

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2026-04-02 12:02:00 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v
Because nothing she decided to do to herself could possibly be the reason.

2026-04-02 09:16:05 UTC

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2026-04-02 08:37:25 UTC

Double-Vaccinated 20-Year-Old Florida Model Develops Myocarditis, Suffers Heart Attack And Has Both Legs Amputated
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/claire-bridges-covid-vaccine-heart-b2278630.html
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2026-04-01 22:44:32 UTC

Cripes it sounds like he's got the paparazzi under the hood.
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2026-04-01 05:41:06 UTC

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2026-04-01 02:07:55 UTC

How do I put this? Literally no one on Earth needs a flag for or about how they have sex.
To this day it is still retarded and ridiculous.
We're dealing with adult children.

2026-03-31 19:52:07 UTC

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2026-03-31 10:49:50 UTC

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2026-03-31 10:47:59 UTC

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2026-03-31 03:57:59 UTC

Canada.
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2026-03-31 03:46:59 UTC

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2026-03-30 19:32:08 UTC

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2026-03-30 16:23:54 UTC

He wants to be your President.
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2026-03-30 09:05:54 UTC

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2026-03-30 08:36:23 UTC

Wut?!
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2026-03-29 13:26:51 UTC

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2026-03-29 13:23:14 UTC

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2026-03-29 10:00:03 UTC

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2026-03-29 09:59:30 UTC

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2026-03-29 09:57:30 UTC

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2026-03-29 09:45:33 UTC

Karen Fights Real Estate Agent Over House - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj9qCCBx2wE
Squatter.

2026-03-29 02:23:19 UTC

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@nprofile…mlw7
That guy is YUGE in black entertainment and I haven't see a single thing he has ever done.
I can't remember what show made hay of this fact, constantly making reference to him, but yeah... guy's super famous and it's 99% black interest.

2026-03-28 16:45:31 UTC

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2026-03-28 16:06:54 UTC

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@nprofile…puva
I don't know. Why?

2026-03-28 11:57:48 UTC

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2026-03-28 09:59:42 UTC

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2026-03-28 09:48:39 UTC

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2026-03-28 09:44:39 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
My FIL woke up one day, he didn't know who he was, who his wife was, where he was.
He was like that for a couple hours until his memory kicked in again.
His career has been spent getting microwaved repairing and maintaining cell towers.

2026-03-28 09:41:30 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
Aphasia in spaaaaaace!

2026-03-28 09:28:27 UTC

I will refuse to learn this stupid naming convention Indian gobbeldygook bullshit for as long as I live.
That is "Retarded made-up Injun Word # 143"
And that's all it will ever be to me.
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2026-03-28 01:16:56 UTC

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2026-03-27 23:05:36 UTC

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2026-03-27 20:09:59 UTC

Amazon.com: Whiskey Smoker Kit with Torch - 6 Flavors Wood Chips, 2 Glasses, 2 Ice Ball Molds - Cocktail Smoker Infuser Kit, Old Fashioned Drink Smoker Kit, Birthday Bourbon Whiskey Gifts for Men,Dad(NO Butane) : Home & Kitchen
https://www.amazon.com/Whiskey-Smoker-Kit-Torch-Fashioned/dp/B0BJV68C17
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2026-03-27 12:24:47 UTC

More ‘clanker' balls installed on Delaware roads - YouTube
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2026-03-27 12:19:14 UTC

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2026-03-27 10:20:29 UTC

Tech is indeed a four-letter word now.
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2026-03-27 09:47:53 UTC

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2026-03-26 21:50:22 UTC

Toronto mayor Olivia Chow had some flunky pretend to be a reporter asking her a burning question: "What do you say to ICE in regards to the FIFA WC in T.O.?"
This is a total non issue, but she thought her constituents needed to see this retarded spectacle. Protecting her city from nothing whatsoever.
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2026-03-26 20:59:01 UTC

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2026-03-26 19:43:57 UTC

https://archive.ph/5EgTq
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2026-03-26 15:36:37 UTC

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2026-03-26 15:17:11 UTC

There was a pizza joint in Abbotsford called Sparta's whose signature was putting cheese on the crust and browning it crispy by the time the pie was done.
I have never see it done anywhere else since.

2026-03-26 14:57:08 UTC

OMG my ovenbaked taco meat is amazeballs.

2026-03-26 14:24:20 UTC

How we in the West have frittered our time away when we could've looked to the Dark Continent for guidance...
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2026-03-26 14:17:37 UTC

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2026-03-26 14:02:33 UTC

I mixed 3 lbs of gr beef with a shit-ton of taco seasoning, onion powder, oregano, cilantro, and garlic powder. Baked at 400 until cooked through. Left to cool for straining.
I'm using it for a topping on my delightful naan flatbreads with tomato, guac and cheese.

2026-03-25 20:51:51 UTC

Hydrosonic Pump Cavitation - Jim Griggs.
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2026-03-25 20:30:58 UTC

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2026-03-25 19:48:38 UTC

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2026-03-25 19:33:02 UTC

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2026-03-25 14:05:17 UTC

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2026-03-25 13:53:15 UTC

Huh?
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2026-03-25 04:33:01 UTC

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2026-03-25 00:13:37 UTC

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2026-03-24 22:28:48 UTC

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2026-03-24 22:21:10 UTC

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