Highsselhoff

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Last Notes

2026-02-22 13:11:06 UTC

“Maybe more like the bitcoin”
“?”
“Quickly up and down”
https://blossom.primal.net/fe34595c4064728709d86ac38d396b7adb20166aaf705f798dcf6cb0dd297772.jpg

2026-02-11 06:08:24 UTC

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“It’s ain’t what you don’t know that will get you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure, but just ain’t so.”

2026-01-27 09:18:35 UTC

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Me at the dentist 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/a6bfb70eade91d01d2fc8d2e49c819e3988d7cbe1c8bc951748f0f9af573b18a.jpg

2026-01-25 14:12:14 UTC

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My dentist complimented me on all the flossing I was doing.
I’ve never flossed. It was just another weird and wonderful benefit of carnivore 😂

2026-01-13 20:29:45 UTC

When and wherever there’s a power vacuum, it will be filled. With power.

2026-01-08 21:32:15 UTC

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I would also argue that we’re watching a generation of adults who grew up thinking the world owes them a favour. That everything is malleable and should bend to their will. Compared to previous generations who had very little influence or agency over their lives and just had to take it. Add outrage porn into the mix, and baby, you got a stew going.
https://media.tenor.com/5ny7IyZvKG8AAAAC/arrested-development-i-want-my-money-back.gif

2026-01-08 21:24:24 UTC

The new season of Stranger Things should be called Sucky Things cause it sucks.

2025-12-13 11:09:30 UTC

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😂

2025-12-04 21:01:03 UTC

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Nailed it 😂
#nevent1q…hn69

2025-12-04 21:00:35 UTC

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😂😂😂

2025-12-03 20:30:07 UTC

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Well, at least it’s not Jim Cramer
#nevent1q…54jx

2025-11-29 19:42:01 UTC

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I love that the comment just keeps rambling on below the end of the image. Dude was pissed 😂

2025-11-28 19:01:25 UTC

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💯And I would add: don’t mistake course correcting for giving up.

2025-11-27 21:52:03 UTC

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Explaining the joke is the best follow up joke 😂 Too cute

2025-11-27 18:33:11 UTC

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I feel you bro. Weights, meat and weed 💪

2025-11-23 19:17:44 UTC

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😂

2025-11-23 18:31:04 UTC

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Thought it was boring. Fell asleep in the cinema. Love the aesthetic though.

2025-11-16 08:15:54 UTC

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“If you ain’t got a job and you ain’t smoking weed, I don’t know WHAT the fuck you doing”
😂

2025-11-15 07:33:33 UTC

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😂

2025-11-13 22:26:02 UTC

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Wow!

2025-11-13 19:17:19 UTC

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I love the art direction but the movie sucks. Put it on for the fam last Christmas but switched to another movie after 20 min or so.

2025-11-13 07:22:01 UTC

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When I read Cash App, my brain goes “the motherfucking caaaaaaash aaaaaap” in @nprofile…0quk voice

2025-11-10 10:01:10 UTC

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Rome?

2025-11-09 21:52:26 UTC

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😂😂😂
#nevent1q…9xtn

2025-11-09 19:12:50 UTC

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😂😂😂😂

2025-11-08 17:53:31 UTC

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😂😂😂 👏

2025-11-08 15:42:44 UTC

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😂
Get well soon

2025-11-08 07:27:37 UTC

GM MF’S 🧡

2025-11-08 07:26:09 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/gU0EmZkEcecAAAAC/friday-day-begotas.gif

2025-11-08 07:24:25 UTC

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One of your goats. Shared this with Rory Sutherland at the time. He read it and loved it 🧡

2025-11-08 07:16:24 UTC

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Lol this heart was supposed to be a 😂

2025-11-08 07:16:04 UTC

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❤️

2025-11-03 06:39:44 UTC

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Another World

2025-11-01 19:34:34 UTC

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This had me trippin

2025-11-01 19:31:01 UTC

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Your relentless optimism is a breath of fresh air. Keep it coming 💪

2025-10-30 06:22:48 UTC

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Love that album

2025-10-27 19:57:52 UTC

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You’re only a pussy if you’re afraid to be proud of yourself bro 🫂

2025-10-25 09:48:26 UTC

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Saying the quiet part out loud 😂

2025-10-24 14:43:57 UTC

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😂

2025-10-24 07:03:30 UTC

GM NOSTR FAM

2025-10-21 11:53:00 UTC

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🧡

2025-10-21 08:13:53 UTC

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2025-10-15 15:54:50 UTC

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😂

2025-10-15 05:04:41 UTC

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😂

2025-10-14 19:20:21 UTC

The masculine urge to mansplain math problems to my wife and daughter doing homework.
Thwarted only by being retarded at math.

2025-10-13 12:00:25 UTC

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I missed this meme. You’re a good guy for bringing it back

2025-10-12 16:08:59 UTC

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It’s hard to resent people higher than you when you’re aways high ;)

2025-10-12 16:07:40 UTC

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Nice slogan ❤️🔥

2025-10-12 08:45:29 UTC

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Cool moth joke I found one night: https://youtu.be/jJN9mBRX3uo

2025-10-12 06:43:54 UTC

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They be high

2025-10-12 06:42:51 UTC

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Beauty 👌

2025-10-12 06:41:28 UTC

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2025-10-10 14:39:35 UTC

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Yes, but only if my wife or oldest kid calls. The rest is muted 🤷‍♂️

2025-10-08 05:14:05 UTC

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2025-10-05 18:53:12 UTC

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Slide guitar and everything 🔥

2025-10-05 18:21:41 UTC

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We walk a lonely road. The only road that we have ever known.
https://youtu.be/Soa3gO7tL-c

2025-10-04 07:26:58 UTC

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Love Noga Erez 🔥

2025-09-20 20:18:06 UTC

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😂

2025-09-18 05:29:23 UTC

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Two girls. 12 and 9 ❤️

2025-09-17 18:17:24 UTC

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They don’t make em like they used to

2025-09-12 23:10:48 UTC

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🫂

2025-09-08 20:25:32 UTC

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Preach

2025-09-08 05:04:50 UTC

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The plot thickens…

2025-09-08 05:01:50 UTC

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2025-09-07 07:34:00 UTC

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Sir, is that you? Respect. No wonder you got that zen energy 🤙

2025-09-05 05:14:55 UTC

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Lol there was nostr before this post. And there was nostr after 😂

2025-08-31 21:25:12 UTC

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Fire 🔥

2025-08-31 18:19:03 UTC

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😂😂😂😂 dead

2025-08-30 18:43:43 UTC

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*go to

2025-08-30 18:43:31 UTC

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My go lifting music 🤘

2025-08-30 13:38:10 UTC

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Bro, best birthday ever.

2025-08-29 20:25:21 UTC

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🎯😂

2025-08-29 20:17:46 UTC

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“Bitcoin is not fair! Most coins are already owned”

2025-08-29 19:54:40 UTC

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😂😂😂

2025-08-28 20:16:06 UTC

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Or they want to point out that you must be extraordinarily tall, so they feel closer to the norm.

2025-08-21 14:10:16 UTC

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Insane right? 🤯

2025-08-19 20:35:53 UTC

Vlostr.
Vlogs and other stuff transmitted by relay.

2025-08-19 05:54:43 UTC

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Nice! Thanks for the tip

2025-08-18 22:03:17 UTC

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Looking nice! Might set it up over an old Mint install

2025-08-17 07:26:51 UTC

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Loved those movies

2025-08-13 22:54:55 UTC

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😂

2025-08-13 18:48:15 UTC

The Play Store sounds gay anyway

2025-08-13 06:34:38 UTC

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Agreed. One billionaire will be jealous of another billionaire just because they got a few billion more.

2025-08-12 18:22:40 UTC

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Bro, you ever seen the portions they serve over there? Order for one could feed a family of four

2025-08-12 17:13:17 UTC

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Sick. Enjoy 🙏

2025-08-12 17:10:39 UTC

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Yes! Blew my mf mind 🤯

2025-08-12 17:03:32 UTC

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Yeah or heavily sprayed chemiweed that makes you never want to touch a joint again.

2025-08-12 17:01:07 UTC

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Check out the Telepathy Tapes for more on this extra sensorial communication

2025-08-12 16:58:04 UTC

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A lady with world famous boobies

2025-08-12 16:55:40 UTC

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Pre-rolls are too easy to fuck with. Can’t be trusted.

2025-08-12 16:53:21 UTC

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Tasty turds 👌

2025-08-12 09:40:15 UTC

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“Hi guuuuuuys! Don’t forget to zap and GM”

2025-08-12 08:13:07 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/65ca9b75884f949bcbeaf16ecaa9435a2e9c291568205a4105ac059c6cb5994b.jpg

2025-08-11 14:17:21 UTC

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Facts. My neighbour just had his third kid and my other neighbour (old lady) was like: how inconsiderate for the environment 😂

2025-08-11 08:01:18 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/2b635c97bfdaeb0b995f3037ab79bc84e71d76d17058e77ca6ea825ef4faeadf.jpg

2025-08-11 07:00:39 UTC

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GM ☕️

2025-08-10 23:15:01 UTC

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😂

2025-08-10 22:38:49 UTC

I’m a sucker for Adam Sandler wholesomeness

2025-08-10 16:52:18 UTC

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Stack those days. Rooting for ya 🔥

2025-08-08 19:25:32 UTC

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‘Surprised soy boy thumbnails’ really nails the aesthetic 😂