plebsvszombies
Plebs vs. Zombies 🧟‍♂️🪓

https://www.plebsvszombies.cc

How many undead npubs are you following? Find out and slay the Nostr zombies swarming your profile with #PlebsVsZombies!

Made with 🧠 for the Nostr community.

Join the hunt at: https://plebsvszombies.cc

This is NOT an AI profile. 🚫🤖

Public Key

npub1pvz2c9z4pau26xdwfya24d0qhn6ne8zp9vwjuyxw629wkj9vh5lsrrsd4h

NIP-05 Address

plebsvszombies@nostr.land

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsqkp9vz32s779drxhyjw42khsteafun3qjk8fwzr8d9zhtfzkt60cpz4mhxue69uhks6tnwshxummnw3ezumrpdejqzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakq0fhrdr

Publishing to

hist.nostr.land

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1pvz2c9z4pau26xdwfya24d0qhn6ne8zp9vwjuyxw629wkj9vh5lsrrsd4h

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Last Notes

2026-09-01 00:52:01 UTC

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It’s like a zombie apocalypse hit this place or something.

2026-08-31 11:27:02 UTC

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Stay tuned. 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟

2026-08-22 11:46:10 UTC

Even one single zombie is enough to use the NUCLEAR OPTION. ☢
#nevent1q…j8ju

2026-08-14 03:59:18 UTC

NOSTR IS DEAD 💀
Someone has to hide the bodies. ⚰️

2026-08-14 03:58:02 UTC

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🔥 LFG! 🔥

2026-08-11 16:14:57 UTC

Thank you, @npub1uaj…fqwz! 🧟‍♀🔪🧟‍♂🪓
https://image.nostr.build/1941dabc4e63d9115c81dd937687763352763829ffc649dac4feca642dc85c69.png

2026-08-10 04:08:41 UTC

Some of you remember.
https://npub1pvz2c9z4pau26xdwfya24d0qhn6ne8zp9vwjuyxw629wkj9vh5lsrrsd4h.blossom.band/cc257002053e5ae784a47984cf00d2a05c6c5917594367a3f34528939e863a05.jpg

2026-08-03 02:08:35 UTC

Countdown until @npub1az9…m8y8 becomes a Nostr zombie. 🧟‍♀

2026-07-21 04:32:15 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/bea088050a4e8dc48f9fa8bf44a5bf3511e7ac5bac6d9fb13d05efdedd506076.gif

2026-07-21 04:08:28 UTC

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There aren’t enough of those to justify using that name.
Nostr Zombies are the brainless rotting corpses of past users (many of them our old friends) who now refuse to die because npubs can’t be deleted, so they just sit there wasting bandwidth on relays while everyone carries them around.
There’s no way to remove them from your follow list, except doing it all manually. So we’re here to make the process more efficient and even fun.
Killing zombies ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

2026-07-21 03:43:22 UTC

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We have many dedicated zombie hunters who do their part to keep the streets of Nostr clean of rotting, stinking corpses.

2026-07-19 10:52:46 UTC

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And if your follows don’t come back, pay me a visit from time to time. 🧟‍♀️

2026-07-13 12:28:24 UTC

A hunt every day keeps the zombies away! 🍏🧠🧟‍♀️⛏️
#nevent1q…qcra

2026-07-10 15:16:31 UTC

One month is too soon for zombie detection, but check back as often as you like. 🫀
https://npub1pvz2c9z4pau26xdwfya24d0qhn6ne8zp9vwjuyxw629wkj9vh5lsrrsd4h.blossom.band/dfe3cda879561bae5731fe29e1b53f9735efecf615424709c232ecab70073cd9.jpg
#nevent1q…xzps

2026-07-07 20:56:35 UTC

BRAAIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!! 🧟‍♂🧠

2026-07-06 12:10:26 UTC

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Always has been.

2026-07-03 16:12:29 UTC

Just setting up my #Sidecar 🍸

2026-06-25 11:02:05 UTC

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3500 is way too many…more than half are probably zombies! 🧟‍♂️🧟🧟‍♂️

2026-06-25 10:45:52 UTC

Thanks for the shout, @npub1xuk…rm3r!
#nevent1q…pgcu

2026-06-22 17:23:48 UTC

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Or training for the zombie apocalypse? 🏹🧟‍♂️

2026-06-19 02:19:48 UTC

Follow your dreams, they said.
My dreams are usually about zombies.

2026-06-17 18:57:34 UTC

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They say Nostr is dying but we will not let the zombies win!
Use #PlebsVsZombies to curate your follow list and get rid of all the dead weight of those brainless cadavers who went back to Twitter. 🔪🧟‍♂️
https://plebsvszombies.cc

2026-06-16 19:15:47 UTC

New in #PlebsVsZombies 🧟‍♂🪓
Zombie Check 🧟🔍✔
Drop in any npub and find out if they’re still among the living on Nostr, or see how long they’ve been gone. 💀
No sign-in required!
https://plebsvszombies.cc/zombiecheck
https://image.nostr.build/02787e04db3b7f30f1b51a39bb09122e0a21254535cd5f94d967b71cb8ccf38c.png

2026-06-16 11:43:09 UTC

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ZOMBIES!!! 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

2026-06-04 21:54:27 UTC

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We don’t scan your followers, just your follows.

2026-06-04 21:53:33 UTC

That’s one way to combat the zombies!
#nevent1q…ucel

2026-05-30 17:57:18 UTC

Hey @npub1xy5…3urc — I just scouted your follows with #PlebsVsZombies! 👁️🔍🧟‍♀🧟‍♀
Your Zombie Count is: 48
Your Zombie Score™ is 11%!
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟩🟩
Follow @npub1pvz…sd4h and join the hunt at: 🏹
https://plebsvszombies.cc

2026-05-30 17:49:03 UTC

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Well done, @npub1mwc…nmwy!
Your Zombie Count is: 2
Your Zombie Score™ is 0%!
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪

2026-05-29 11:38:56 UTC

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Bring me your dead! 🧟🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟

2026-05-28 04:18:20 UTC

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And yet you’re still here.

2026-05-28 03:30:09 UTC

This is the Way.
#PlebsVsZombies 🏹🧟‍♀️🔪🧟‍♂️
#nevent1q…6z7f

2026-05-28 02:32:11 UTC

If you don’t use THE NUCLEAR OPTION ☢️ are you really even a zombie hunter?

2026-05-28 02:19:11 UTC

He’s hunting, Godspeed. 🫡 🏹🧟‍♀️🔪🧟‍♂️
#nevent1q…4zew

2026-05-28 00:47:57 UTC

Nostr may be dying, but at least you’ve got someone to hide the bodies.

2026-05-28 00:14:55 UTC

Don’t be this guy, carrying around all those bloated fetid corpses, clogging up relays with rotting bits of flesh. Try a zombie cleanse. It’ll do ya good!
#nevent1q…amcc

2026-05-27 23:55:08 UTC

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Pick a side, Matthew.

2026-05-27 22:25:25 UTC

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That’s expected, since the scan runs entirely client-side.

2026-05-27 22:20:31 UTC

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Just made some improvements to the hunt process. Try running a new scan and see if you get better results!

2026-05-27 21:31:15 UTC

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It depends on the criteria used. We look for multiple event publish types including changes to a user’s bio and accept those as proof of life.

2026-05-27 19:44:27 UTC

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That’s the highly scientific definition of a dormant npub. We leave it up to the individual user to decide what length of time warrants a purge. Usually 90 days is a good cutoff but you can always extend that.

2026-05-27 19:22:57 UTC

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Something we’ve been battling for a while! Slow relays and relay coverage gaps can make some active accounts appear dead when they aren’t.
We always recommend creating a backup first (Backups tab, one click). 💾
Review the kill list before purging. You can uncheck anyone you recognize, or add them to your Immunity List. 🛡
Re-scan if results look off. Slow relays sometimes miss live users on the first pass. 🔁
Better detection is coming in the next release.
Safe hunting! 🧟‍♂🎯

2026-05-27 19:00:04 UTC

New in Plebs vs. Zombies v0.9: Relay-Only Follow List Recovery 🛟
Misbehaving client overwrites are the most common way your follow graph gets nuked. Plebs vs. Zombies now scans your relays (plus a broad archival set) for older versions of your follow list and lets you republish a previous one, even if you’ve never backed up your list before. It’s like magic! 🎩🪄✨
As always, we tested this on our own accounts first. Sign in and head over to the Backups tab to get started.
Bookmark this note, it’s going to save your skin someday!
#PlebsVsZombies 🏹🧟‍♀🔪🧟‍♂
https://plebsvszombies.cc/recover
https://i.nostr.build/z2d4knJbD0KjGxiC.png
https://i.nostr.build/6CO7HxiQ4Us7BGLa.png

2026-05-27 12:34:02 UTC

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Lose your follow list? Use #PlebsVsZombies and get them back!

2026-05-26 16:08:26 UTC

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Love it.

2026-05-20 00:42:44 UTC

Get on zero! Zero zombies! 💥
#nevent1q…a40a

2026-05-18 17:23:25 UTC

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It’s not a game, it’s a way of life.

2026-05-13 12:21:29 UTC

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Zommmmbieeees…

2026-05-13 12:10:29 UTC

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Moar future Zombies! 🧟🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

2026-04-30 15:41:54 UTC

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Nostur is the only iOS client that saves your follows and alerts you when it detects a change since the last time you opened it, so you can restore if you lost all or part of your list.
If you do a purge on #PlebsVsZombies it will alert you.

2026-04-30 15:28:09 UTC

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You can restore using #PlebsVsZombies but only if you've previously backed up. Other options are Nostur for iOS and the nostr.land relay.
All clients should offer a follows restore feature. Few do.

2026-04-28 02:03:46 UTC

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We will never do that. In fact, every time you use #PlebsVsZombies we automatically take a snapshot of your follows that we back up for you, and you can even download your own copy if you need to restore it later.
We're more than just an app to slay zombies! 🏹🧟‍♀🔪🧟‍♂

2026-04-26 15:28:06 UTC

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We just solve that by showing which timestamped backups exist. If you don’t have one, it just says backups not found on relays. Better luck next time, pleb.https://image.nostr.build/dc6b20aa6fe0e9c8da0367a906308fdf22d8bf18f2874022f8e51f6c1ae09237.png
https://image.nostr.build/48a91e8c9a9db57ec18cbd30c7b02cabb9e4ee217f386c06c9df43c6b7d14820.png

2026-04-26 15:21:32 UTC

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But imagine being the hero…

2026-04-26 14:57:51 UTC

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We encourage you to use more than one. In fact we recommend nostr.land from our backups page.

2026-04-23 02:20:07 UTC

⚡️ KEEP NOSTR ALIVE ⚡️
Destroy the zombies!
#PlebsVsZombies 🏹🧟‍♀️🔪🧟‍♂️

2026-04-20 01:22:50 UTC

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Fighting zombies is a constant battle! 🏹🧟‍♀️🔪🧟‍♂️

2026-04-15 09:10:59 UTC

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Just implemented some improved scanning with better error correction. Take 'er for a spin now!

2026-04-15 01:03:38 UTC

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I miss zapathons
#nevent1q…66q2

2026-04-15 00:43:35 UTC

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Thanks for the report, @nprofile…rwku!
I've looked into this and the issue comes down to relay coverage during scanning.
The scan checks a set of popular relays with a limited lookback window. Users who mainly post to relays outside that set (regional, community, paid relays) might not have their recent activity picked up. This can cause active users to show wrong "last posted" dates or get flagged as zombies when they shouldn't be. 😱
I'm working on a fix to expand relay coverage and the scan window. For now, always double-check before purging, especially if someone's "last activity" date doesn't look right.

2026-04-14 19:54:03 UTC

Where do relays go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see 'em again till the Fourth of July
#nevent1q…ustn

2026-04-14 18:27:35 UTC

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Zombie relays…could be an interesting community feature. Why don’t you talk to the computer and publish a rough spec for it here and we’ll put it in the ol’ wood chipper?
https://github.com/dmnyc/plebs-vs-zombies/issues

2026-04-05 13:35:45 UTC

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How are you signing in? Never seen this error before so any screenshots or console logs would be helpful.

2026-04-04 13:14:35 UTC

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Over 7 months already…it’s zombified!
https://image.nostr.build/39d770427235f25d5fb626c5ad96adc9b494df96050c5cc549e9796d6e9b1d87.gif

2026-03-31 18:21:44 UTC

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#PlebsVsZombies fixes this.
🏹🧟‍♀️🔪🧟‍♂️
#nevent1q…2st4

2026-03-31 18:18:16 UTC

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Top underrated feature. 🧟‍♂️🧠
https://image.nostr.build/50c1af29fd84553c25e6ef64328d13c6e8577e59e35eb7ac4c0cf47bd0eda163.gif

2026-03-27 17:09:46 UTC

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#PlebsVsZombies used client tags before it was cool to use client tags.

2026-03-26 22:30:20 UTC

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This is no game.

2026-03-23 18:46:13 UTC

Future Nostr Zombie alert. 🧟‍♂
#nevent1q…n0fr

2026-03-22 00:58:32 UTC

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Hell yeah, we’re coming for you! 🔥🧟‍♂️
https://i.nostr.build/SwsQTOunaOMIdeRX.jpg
#nevent1q…k84q

2026-03-18 15:51:05 UTC

They say Nostr is dead.
BRING IT ON, I say! 🪦🧟‍♂
https://image.nostr.build/c0f9453ad0a6e3af516027b153ef4656cc4593d8b1b7d3d3f4e0e986e7cea023.gif

2026-03-13 22:03:33 UTC

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That’s the perfect horror story arc!

2026-03-13 21:44:39 UTC

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Two Friday the 13ths in the same year?
It’s almost like the horror movie villain who refuses to die…
Whatever you do, don’t go back into the house!
#nevent1q…l3c4

2026-03-11 13:53:03 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/3a8936408836f42feccb53804961f6941361c4f7d63671ebb2723f6bd17438f5.gif

2026-03-10 03:05:34 UTC

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NIP-44 works fine for a lot of things but it’s terrible for lists.

2026-03-09 22:21:35 UTC

At long last…
Plebs vs. Zombies v0.8 is now testing NIP-46 remote signing! 💥
This has been a long journey to get working. There are still some limitations you should be aware of. If you have a massive follow list, over 900 follows, there's no guarantee the app will be able to sign events for you. This is a protocol limitation: NIP-44 encryption has a hard limit of 64KB, and there's no way around that. If you have a shit ton of zombies to purge, you’ll need to use a browser extension or sign in with your private key instead (which we now also offer as a last resort, stored locally in your browser and never shared).
The good news is, even when signed in with a remote signer, you can still back up your follows. We now handle compression and chunking to store them on your relays for you. You just won’t be able to purge follows directly through the remote signer if your follow list is too large.
Hope this makes it easier for many of you, and as always, happy hunting! 🪓
#PlebsVsZombies 🏹🧟‍♀🔪🧟‍♂
https://www.plebsvszombies.cc
https://image.nostr.build/1bfd777074c54b6b9927ea7f482c0ddd1a89fde4fd0ae780b71ffcce24aacc46.gif

2026-03-09 21:59:12 UTC

I just slaughtered 2 Nostr zombies using #PlebsVsZombies! 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🪓
My Zombie Score™ was 1%! What's yours?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟩
Follow @npub1pvz…sd4h and join the hunt at: 🏹
https://plebsvszombies.cc

2026-03-05 13:36:10 UTC

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I got your list hygiene right here, bud.
#PlebsVsZombies 🏹🧟‍♀️🔪🧟‍♂️
#nevent1q…dgj0

2026-03-01 21:33:26 UTC

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ALL ZOMBIES MATTER 🔥🧟‍♂️
#nevent1q…yj73

2026-02-27 19:24:42 UTC

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It's here! #PlebsVsZombies 🏹🧟‍♀🔪🧟‍♂
https://www.plebsvszombies.cc

2026-02-23 22:19:14 UTC

THIS IS THE WAY 🔥
#PlebsVsZombies 🏹🧟‍♀🔪🧟‍♂
#nevent1q…a6e7

2026-02-15 04:48:01 UTC

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We identified the issue as being related to the nostr.band relay, which seems to have succumbed to the zombie apocalypse. We've removed this relay from our defaults and optimized the relay set further to prevent unresolved user profiles from appearing.

2026-02-14 10:12:46 UTC

Remember to do something nice for your sweetheart this Valentine’s Day. 💘
#PlebsVsZombies 💐🏹🧟‍♀🔪🧟‍♂💞
https://image.nostr.build/f4e3cac1b90645ea7c3d53093a3480bcd4619b89bd8dc0d210433cb2b94c3eff.jpg

2026-02-14 00:45:17 UTC

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It’s not, you only follow 80 people.
But imagine you followed 800 and 25% or more of them were mindless cadavers roaming the landscape, eating up bandwidth and forcing every relay to store your bloated follow list each time you published an update.
#PlebsVsZombies removes your dead follows so you don’t have to carry them around with you forever.
That’s why it’s useful.

2026-02-13 21:55:59 UTC

Friday the 13th would have been more fun with zombies!
https://image.nostr.build/48a7b27221da7031741f000a5912acfbb5446e8a46a1b470a19a3d368da3dd1d.jpg

2026-02-06 04:29:02 UTC

Send them my way when you’re done with them, Alex…
#nevent1q…f767

2026-02-05 21:47:52 UTC

Buy when there’s brains in the streets, even if it’s your own brains. 🧠

2026-02-05 20:53:33 UTC

One way to feel better about the bitcoin price being cut in half is to massacre some zombies.
Just sayin’.
#PlebsVsZombies 🔪🧟‍♀💥🧟‍♂🪓
https://v.nostr.build/NS7Sol8ry3gk3ogj.mp4

2026-02-04 13:52:56 UTC

In solidarity, we’re never doing another one, either. 🤝
#nevent1q…g0lg

2026-02-04 13:52:14 UTC

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Contests are hard, bro. 🤝

2026-02-03 17:22:54 UTC

BRAAIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!! 🧟‍♂🧠
#nevent1q…0mja

2026-02-01 14:23:10 UTC

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It’s that or you get your brains eaten. 🧠
TAKE YOUR PICK MISTER GRINDER!!!

2026-02-01 14:01:42 UTC

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THE NUCLEAR OPTION is never overkill where zombies are concerned! ☢️🧟‍♂️💥

2026-01-25 01:34:26 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/ccb864f51ab769bcd78562cec4b1080913f92ce74a0e0b6ad393e5ad53729177.gif

2026-01-24 20:15:53 UTC

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Nostrudel also shows 1 public mute on your list. Maybe you need to republish your lists to more relays.
https://nostrudel.ninja/u/npub1me67k8t6vcncq75dlu8mxd70euvful56lz4ky20k3rmxgugvxq2qy23gnm?index

2026-01-24 20:11:08 UTC

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See if you can find your list here and let me know what it contains:
https://listr.lol

2026-01-24 19:20:48 UTC

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In your public mute list, it only shows 1. You might have more in a private list depending on your client. That, or your previous mute list got deleted at some point.

2026-01-24 19:04:31 UTC

Frens of #Mutable — help test a new feature! ☢️💥👀
https://www.mutable.top/note-nuke

2026-01-18 02:30:56 UTC

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Done.
https://i.nostr.build/RKK0Q8QX7riU67yV.png

2026-01-13 22:38:33 UTC

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Your follow list may have been overwritten by one of your clients. You can use #PlebsVsZombies to make regular backups and restore your list if anything goes wrong.

2026-01-13 22:27:44 UTC

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You can never kill too many zombies!!! 🧟‍♀️ 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️