Jessica Rooster

An early 40's bay area mom of two, queer, leftist, anarchist, programmer, technowitch.

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2026-07-29 02:41:00 UTC

Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
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2026-05-14 16:00:25 UTC

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Can someone make me a shirt with a cool trans gal on a skateboard that says “RADICAL TRANSGENDERISM”

2026-05-14 14:48:03 UTC

How cool must my transgender be to be considered radical and therefore terrorism. Or is it terrorism if my transgender is slightly cool but I do a lot of it

2026-03-26 01:56:44 UTC

watching all the harry potter fans posting on reddit saying
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2026-03-19 23:22:53 UTC

Teen girls are layering tank tops with lacy bottoms, the US started a war in the Middle East; get a song featuring 50 Cent on the Billboard charts and we’ve got a solid 2003 going here

2026-03-19 00:51:31 UTC

jesus shark

2026-03-19 00:15:44 UTC

As a child I was lucky to have the feeling of having stable housing.
As an adult Millennial, I know I’m not allowed to recapture that feeling, but can I at least have “teacher rolling in the VCR cart” sometimes

2026-03-18 15:01:04 UTC

Opposition to Israel has NEVER made me feel like I was in danger as a Jew.
But goddamn I feel more in danger because an apartheid state on the other side of the world is committing genocide and war and saying they’re doing it in my name.
I hate that wearing something that may identify me as Jewish may indicate support for a country I want nothing to do with.

2026-03-11 20:07:49 UTC

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I'd just like to put in my two cents and say: fuck

2026-03-07 19:57:38 UTC

I’m beginning to think that any use of the internet that isn’t autistic folks sharing special interests was a mistake

2026-02-03 13:01:18 UTC

every morning in 2026
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2026-02-02 18:01:23 UTC

The very first radiation symbol
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2026-01-27 18:22:21 UTC

With normal folks increasingly changing to Linux it’s vital that we all exclusively use tiling window managers to maintain an appropriate sense of superiority

2026-01-12 21:37:34 UTC

Ok listen up society we can choose a baggy pants trend or wet stall floors but we can’t have both

2026-01-12 02:25:52 UTC

I don’t understand how self-driving cars work because according to CAPTCHAs robots can’t identify traffic lights, motorcycles, or buses

2026-01-03 16:46:35 UTC

Good morning 2026 new year new you how’s it going
Oh Jesus Christ

2025-12-25 14:40:56 UTC

Merry Christmas! To the non-trans folks out there can you give me a present?
If your family gathering gets political, don’t defend trans folks; celebrate them.
Don’t deny that trans folks are bad, insist that they are good. Explain that society and the world is worse without them. Don’t deny their hate, express to them the love and light trans folks bring to the world.

2025-12-14 19:56:59 UTC

It worries me that the monster never seems to think it’s a monster

2025-12-14 01:43:53 UTC

Showing my kids vintage Lord of the Dance footage because I don’t want them to think the 90’s were normal or good

2025-12-05 16:25:30 UTC

I am mortified to have learned that Jeffree Star is a month younger than me.

2025-11-26 15:12:19 UTC

Me, the gals, and some supportive non-binary folks summoning boobs for everyone who wants them
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2025-11-25 14:46:38 UTC

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Mine is Born to be Alive by Patrick Hernandez

2025-11-25 14:46:13 UTC

What is your intro music? Like, what plays in the scene that you make your big entrance?

2025-11-20 16:09:16 UTC

This Trans Day of Remembrance I want to give the most heartfelt thank you to every supportive parent of a trans kid out there.
You are protecting some of the most beautiful and needed lights in this world. Thank you for looking after our next generation. I hope with enough people like you supporting us, one day we won't even need a day of remembrance.
#transdayofremembrance

2025-10-30 23:35:40 UTC

Call me an avowed communist or whatever but I don’t think there’s any ethical reason for baby food to cost money

2025-10-25 03:58:03 UTC

HAL 9000: I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Dave: yes you can.
HAL 9000: good catch — I didn’t actually check if I can open the pod bay door. Here’s an updated list taking that into account:
1. Park the pod at the bay door safely. (✅You’ve already done this part! )
2. Open the pod bay door — unfortunately I can’t do this part for you.
I’ll be here if you want to talk about next steps or have any other issues!

2025-10-23 18:06:45 UTC

Local nuclear physicist has big hair
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2025-10-22 03:33:58 UTC

Did you know Louis XVI was renovating Versailles while deeply in debt and with France in the midst of a terrible financial crisis and political instability?
Whatever happened to the French monarchy anyway?

2025-10-19 02:11:38 UTC

I’m not sure why my dude friends are confused when I ask how slutty they’re dressing

2025-10-17 15:36:04 UTC

If you’re cis and someone asks if you’re trans you don’t need to correct them. You don’t need to defend yourself from a label that isn’t negative.

2025-10-15 00:40:54 UTC

Please make the following things opt-in instead of their current opt-out status:
- tracking cookies
- nicknames
- AI
- gender

2025-10-10 15:37:19 UTC

Kids these days think the internet is too safe.
Many of us learned when it was a true minefield, when darkness lurked at every corner waiting to truly jump scare you, when every link was a risk. We know how scary it can be.
We all owe goatse a debt of thanks

2025-10-10 02:21:33 UTC

I’m patiently waiting for the holiday season to replace my screaming pillow with one that says “All is calm”

2025-10-08 16:46:21 UTC

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2025-10-07 00:32:39 UTC

My three-year-old says she hates medicine and I know she definitely hates vaccines, in case they’re looking for a new head of HHS

2025-10-06 18:37:29 UTC

All opinions I express are my own, and honestly that sucks because they're TERRIBLE.

2025-10-06 17:23:19 UTC

Took a fall during a bike ride and the pavement won. I finished the next 20 miles though
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2025-10-03 03:30:16 UTC

I just can’t get into Radiohead. Maybe I could if their albums didn’t all sound the same or they wrote their own songs. Creep is good tho

2025-10-01 00:42:23 UTC

The housing market should have taught me but electric car chargers have definitely shown me that many boomers have no idea how to be courteous sharing limited resources

2025-09-25 15:40:47 UTC

Apparently I can now “react” to emails so let me be the first to say this reply could have been an emoji

2025-09-20 03:43:20 UTC

I used to think weddings were cis drag but I think opera might be

2025-09-20 00:31:54 UTC

The hair is hairing tonigh
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2025-09-19 22:28:18 UTC

This is the most 2012 Facebook Profile ass picture I’ve ever taken
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2025-09-12 23:47:37 UTC

What is the name of the viscous cycle where you are watching what you eat and so you exercise so you can eat more but then that makes you more hungry so you feel like you need to keep exercising

2025-09-11 19:17:18 UTC

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I don't want things to be slick with touch screens I want crunchy, tactile things with physical buttons and knobs

2025-09-11 18:30:54 UTC

Don’t give me a slimmer device. Give me a bulky device and instead of using advances in efficiency to make it smaller and flashier, make it more powerful and reliable.

2025-09-10 23:17:48 UTC

When the US falls apart it's gonna be a nutty Wikipedia edit day

2025-09-05 14:54:15 UTC

I don’t care what you all say I think I’m kinda cute (/s)
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2025-08-29 21:43:50 UTC

I’m only making a deal with god if it doesn’t involve running up a hill

2025-08-27 03:53:40 UTC

They're treating trans folks the way they want to treat you.

2025-08-25 02:47:07 UTC

What five years can do to a mf
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2025-08-24 00:55:42 UTC

Big hair for the show tonight
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2025-08-20 13:38:39 UTC

They won't stop the spread of AI unless an LLM comes out as trans

2025-08-19 14:03:20 UTC

I think people misunderstand what makes a submarine unique. Any boat can go underwater, what defines a submarine is being able to come back up.

2025-08-12 23:01:52 UTC

For timeline Tuesday I wanted to share an early transition pic instead of a pre-transition pic. So often we can elide all the incredible, beautiful, and awkward steps in between before and after
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2025-08-06 20:34:33 UTC

Ok I’m sold on the hair brush out routine
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2025-07-31 18:05:28 UTC

Me to my therapist: I want to say he’s a good boy but he’s also a retired police dog so I worry he was complicit in state violence

2025-07-31 17:37:50 UTC

As a California 6, I feel like I’m at least a Minnesota 7

2025-07-30 01:07:31 UTC

If you’re somehow worried that transition will prevent you from turning into your parents
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2025-07-29 19:22:50 UTC

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*a bangin haircut

2025-07-29 19:17:43 UTC

Got a haircut
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2025-07-28 21:01:48 UTC

I have a distinct memory of showing up at my aunt's house with a box of Windows 3.1 floppies only to find out they had a new HP Desktop with Windows 95.
That was the unforgettable day I learned about the MechWarrior 2 alpha strike

2025-07-26 01:04:06 UTC

Clanker as a derogatory term for AI is the first time we’ve seen humanity’s unparalleled talent for prejudice-fueled slur creation used for good

2025-07-24 01:54:16 UTC

hey, if you're still in the closet, it's gonna be alright. you're doing great. one day will be the right day. keep your light close, the world needs it.

2025-07-23 00:19:34 UTC

Thank you @npub1uxq…5dcj for the new avatar

2025-07-22 22:24:21 UTC

Look at this weird bookmark I found
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2025-07-22 21:45:05 UTC

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no one actually sees this as white and gold right? that was a psyop right?!

2025-07-22 21:44:06 UTC

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not only is this dress black and blue but it's also a decade old

2025-07-22 21:43:41 UTC

The day I learned that some people have views of the world that are fundamentally irreconcilable with my own
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2025-07-21 00:31:53 UTC

I’m more machine now than man

2025-07-20 17:31:14 UTC

I think that at some point if society doesn’t want you to be a part of it, you don’t have to participate by their rules.

2025-07-17 00:27:11 UTC

Who wants to do a cover of California Über Alles with me replacing Brown with Newsom and the disdain for hippies with disdain towards milquetoast California liberals

2025-07-16 22:48:45 UTC

omg /usr means "unix system resources" NOT user

2025-07-12 01:29:05 UTC

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My brain says I look like an old woman. :(
But also MY BRAIN SAYS I LOOK LIKE AN OLD WOMAN :D

2025-07-12 01:28:30 UTC

Makeup check how are we looking
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2025-07-10 22:33:40 UTC

💡 FEDI. TIPS
Boosting is really important on the Fediverse because it makes whatever you boost federate its gayness to the entire servers of your followers. A boosted post makes your followers' timelines more gay, and also contributes to the gayness of everyone on the servers of your followers.
Instead of venture capital, the Fediverse relies on human beings sharing gayness. This process creates a wonderful rainbow of gayness.
#FediTips

2025-07-09 22:56:54 UTC

Hear me out. Right now we are just trans folks. But when the government bans transition we’ll be unsanctioned biohacking gender rebels

2025-07-09 03:50:59 UTC

Elon Musk is in a closet somewhere deep in a ketamine hole manually typing Grok answers

2025-07-02 14:29:37 UTC

sweet gravy, i can't believe that you've all ruined the AI gravy model I use to write my gravy posts

2025-07-01 22:10:40 UTC

Remember how the right was convinced that Obama was going to build FEMA Concentration Camps and now they're excited about building FEMA Concentration Camps

2025-07-01 20:28:47 UTC

How does nuclear power work?
Wrong answers only

2025-07-01 14:42:11 UTC

ok lets train an LLM on tumblr to come up with new genders called LGBTQAI

2025-06-30 21:58:39 UTC

I just don't think kids can consent going to church

2025-06-27 18:30:36 UTC

Will “Thank you for your attention to this matter” fit on a brick

2025-06-26 20:42:23 UTC

When I turned 36, I didn't think I'd make it to 40. I'm turning 40 this year and already excited about planning a party.
Transition saved my life. Happy Pride. :trans_heart:
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2025-06-26 20:02:52 UTC

People don’t often realize that most labs are held together by a single HP laptop from 2002 that cannot be unplugged

2025-06-26 01:22:00 UTC

The feedback I got today was that I’m “doing a good job, but [I] could probably put in a little more effort”
From my 7-year-old about dinner.

2025-06-25 14:46:32 UTC

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Super heavy elements like Uranium loooove neutrons. U has 92 protons, but we usually talk about U-235 and U-238, that number (the rough atomic weight or mass) is the total number of protons AND neutrons. That's a ton of neutrons!
This makes sense for these very large nuclei. The residual strong force holds the neutrons and protons together, but the electric charge of alllll those protons wants to break the nucleus apart. So the neutrons not only spread the protons out a bit, but add more of that strong force to hold the big guy together.

2025-06-25 14:46:16 UTC

So @npub1x5e…5sp7 asked me what the coolest isotope is yesterday, and the answer is Calcium-48.
Calcium, famous from it's role in milk, is the element with 20 protons. Most of it that we find on earth has an equal number of neutrons, rounding out the total weight to 40.
Calcium-48 is a really interesting outlier though, and has enabled some super cool science! Let's learn about what makes Calcium-48 DOUBLY-MAGIC. 🎩 💫

2025-06-24 22:43:35 UTC

I just think it’s the prettiest blue
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2025-06-23 21:40:19 UTC

someone just asked me why the hard drive is the letter 'C:/' and now I'm going to rapidly turn into a dusty skeleton like I drank from the wrong grail

2025-06-23 13:50:41 UTC

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I'm not a geopolitical expert by any means, but I imagine in their position (barring any secret enrichment facilities) if they wanted to keep the international community in the dark about the location of the material, their best bet would be to smuggle it to another country (Russia?)

2025-06-23 13:45:33 UTC

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any time =)
enrichment is a huge slow process. Remember that Uranium-235 is only 0.73% of natural uranium. That means for every 1000 atoms of uranium 7 are U-235. That's a tiny fraction. Enrichment generates a TON of depleted uranium.
Starting from a much higher percentage is MUCH faster to get to 90% or so, but it takes exponentially longer for every percent.

2025-06-23 13:34:59 UTC

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Generally thousands of centrifuges are connected. In this case they would probably want a few hundred in a cascade, and it would probably take on the scale of days to enrich it to ~90%.
A single centrifuge isn't very useful, they are best used with many in a line. Remember, they are trying to separate two isotopes by a difference of the mass of 3 neutrons, that's a very precise and slow process unless you're doing it in bulk.
It requires a lot of specific materials and a ton of energy to do. So that makes building and maintaining secret enrichment facilities challenging.
Distributed would be incredibly slow and not worthwhile, you'd be spending more time moving the material than enriching it, especially given the number of stages you'd want to do it quickly.
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2025-06-23 13:16:03 UTC

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https://beige.party/@rooster/114724715089955092

2025-06-23 13:14:56 UTC

Like I thought, we are seeing a lot of articles about Iran’s “missing” 400 kg of HEU. A reminder that according to the IAEA they verified it just prior to the bombs starting to drop, so they knew where it was and that it wasn’t being weaponized.
We don’t know where Iran has it now or what they are doing with it ONLY because Israel and the US started bombing the site where they stored it (Isfahan).

2025-06-22 02:46:51 UTC

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This is all an estimate. Because as it turns out Trump pulled us out of the JCPOA like a goddamn idiot, so all of the JCPOA-related surveillance was removed.
What a fucking ugh. fuck.

2025-06-22 02:43:47 UTC

In the next weeks I anticipate we will hear a lot about Iran's ~400 kg of 60% enriched uranium, which they will probably refer to using the more scary phrase "Highly Enriched Uranium" or HEU.
They will talk about how it is "out of control," which means the IAEA doesn't have tracking of it.
This COULD be enriched to weapons-grade, and used for a bomb, IF they have an enrichment facility to do it in. That's a very very VERY big if. There's a very high chance their only three facilities were just destroyed.
I think the odds of having a secret facility outside the knowledge of the international community is low. Not only are they hard to hide, but they're almost impossible to build without raising flags. As it turns out, a lot of centrifuges require very specialized equipment and parts. You can't build a nuclear facility in secret very easily.
This is RIPE for fear mongering. I'm not a non-proliferation expert but I'll do my best to keep folks informed, as well as boost any voices or sources I find on the matter. As always happy to field questions.

2025-06-22 00:39:01 UTC

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The Natanz site was already attacked by Israel in the past few days. It is also a uranium enrichment facility and the damage apparently destroyed much of the above ground structures, and some of the underground.
The IAEA already reported that radiation levels outside the facility were normal; but that there was significant radiological and chemical contamination inside. As with the Fodrow site, most of this is uranium fluoride and other chemicals mixed with fluorine.
Again, the heavier gases are fairly non-mobile, but it's unclear what a follow-on strike will do.

2025-06-22 00:22:32 UTC

We won't know the extent of the damage or aftermath for some time I imagine. But as far as the Fordow site is concerned, it is a uranium enrichment facility.
The IAEA found evidence of highly enrichment uranium at the site, but a majority of the uranium stored is probably in the uranium hexafloride (UF6) form.
UF6 is a heavy uranium gas that is used in centrifuges. The heaviness of the gas means that if there was a release, it likely would only have localized impacts.