Jordan S
Jordan 🫪

Terminally online Crypto-Anarchist Sardistic Schizo Cynicic that creates, and re-uploads bizarre memes featuring anime goth girls, and cats.
Shitcoiner, Spend, and Replace Advocate, Anti-NGU, Anti-HODL culture.
Contrarian Against Tyrannical Society.
Primary Client: Amethyst
Zaps : = False
Right-Wing Social Commentary

You may find offense from what I post.

Bitcoin Silent Payments on Cake Wallet:
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Bitcoin (P2WPKH):
bc1q9kr5jntvlrd7flz4k32ye50y4j3q5pajkqw66w

Monero:
497jDwVaWajZVXGXXCfMBbe1H9S6BK4f21C9Ya2K8Q68j2QYDmoY2KRMz5VJm4ebyLQCUyUF5YJH48soHjbiahr35mYCmWp

Public Key

npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk

NIP-05 Address

Jordan@nostr.land

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsqc3wh630dkradmfppt5mv5rv6hgx8wxu96dchwe9c5y5dtezrungpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds3f77fw

Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk

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Last Notes

2026-06-09 06:28:14 UTC

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Everything about the system is designed to keep us trapped in a cycle.

2026-06-09 05:03:39 UTC

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Goals:
#nevent1q…0dja

2026-06-08 22:49:52 UTC

Bitcoin’s average market returns will trend to 0% as Michael Saylor HODLs it all out of circulation.

2026-06-08 17:15:04 UTC

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Vik posted an update on it.
https://x.com/vikrantnyc/status/2063991427923661135

2026-06-08 16:29:29 UTC

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It’s just a kind of joke since women tend to say they’re “harassed” in online spaces, so I was making fun of that.

2026-06-08 16:27:17 UTC

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I don’t make enough to pay for X.
That’s mainly why I’m here instead.

2026-06-08 07:23:22 UTC

It feels weird going on X, & recognizing people on X that you knew of as npubs first.

2026-06-07 20:50:52 UTC

The sooner we end fiat the sooner we can improve the world.

2026-06-07 18:37:43 UTC

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Perhaps

2026-06-07 16:38:42 UTC

19h 22m 22±5s 19h 25m 12±5s???Wow! signal"6EQUJ5" देवदूत आत्महत्या Cicada 3301.aaa SCP out side
Original Video Link (Tracking Parameter Removed):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA4vRpjuKSA
#Disturbing #Creepy #NSFW
https://blossom.primal.net/3f484ab32dce8c9420396e70e70d3776744bd526bd2e729fd3367bb139736c23.mp4

2026-06-07 10:20:39 UTC

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Ultron, and Vision Talk
https://blossom.primal.net/60dba3c19a393aea83eb1a74b6c16b4b53b958ffa7287dd92559d7b8ee457d4e.mp4

2026-06-07 10:14:59 UTC

Me: @nprofile…tsxv:
https://blossom.primal.net/5d2c48ff192145be182c681533abba61aab3d2b11ff07492d72e7538a37fb587.gif
https://blossom.primal.net/11b754503e9a8f941f6fdc703e130f6cb51a20837f992c7e562d8a58fef1f37a.gif

2026-06-07 10:09:02 UTC

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I can’t go outside, The Wired/Network Spirituality needs me to be an agent of chaos, and spread the memetic virus, and cause the great unfolding of things to occur.
#nevent1q…rs5z
#nevent1q…5w7q
#nevent1q…kyrv
#nevent1q…kctx

2026-06-07 10:00:23 UTC

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Thank you for @‘ing me 😃😂🫪.

2026-06-07 09:56:47 UTC

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The Beautiful Negev Chan says otherwise 😍.
https://blossom.primal.net/c0a46c6434f28c520ef96de07e76e262be15f800f8cb248ab32c1dd3621c66eb.mp4

2026-06-07 09:52:31 UTC

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Me, & gang.
#nevent1q…fq2f

2026-06-07 09:44:39 UTC

Beautiful flower for a beautiful person.
https://blossom.primal.net/d73ea42b2d9b8e57e761f6a1f96f21650b7c5acc65bb4a0b5987c993bfeb9351.mp4

2026-06-07 09:21:50 UTC

They’re building the Tower of Babel without me 😔✊.

2026-06-07 09:19:25 UTC

Vaginas are a spiritual deconstruction of the holographic reality we live in.
Sex is a terminal command prompt executing in real time.
Vaginas are an interdimensional portal to higher levels of reality which is why they resemble the shape akin to a triangle.
Why do babies come from vaginas because babies are spiritual higher dimensional beings manifesting into reality.
It’s also why sex Magik is powerful because the magnetic, and energy field that emanates from them is so powerful it can manipulate other people’s thoughts.

2026-06-07 09:02:08 UTC

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I have a Prius.
If I’m cooked then I know everyone else is fried.
I have to use Klarna just to pay for my gas.

2026-06-07 08:57:23 UTC

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My tank used to fill up at about $20 to $30 but just the other day when I filled up it was about $50.

2026-06-07 08:56:16 UTC

We are exploited on a cosmic scale.
https://blossom.primal.net/8bb08103dea0cd5d7b41d74020ffee99dfceeef1e8649088fff5e6e2e51d3095.mp4

2026-06-07 08:41:43 UTC

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It’s just a meme on x, and at first it was a joke but I don’t think it’s a joke anymore.
https://blossom.primal.net/0ba89bff3f741b0f8972d397146f3352301d650920013f8ba9fadbba494cee6a.jpg

2026-06-07 08:33:47 UTC

The Annunaki, and Gilgamesh.
https://blossom.primal.net/5b1b6a5ec2596a51da31857b208cd24932e08fc422dfc37ab0f01e171222de29.mp4

2026-06-07 08:28:50 UTC

POV: A goth baddie kidnaps you to a secret base to become another MK Ultra test subject.
https://blossom.primal.net/5624fbad62d93904890693aeb8cbdd548d9ecb4032c5f78271fa4097ac7526d4.mp4

2026-06-07 08:18:00 UTC

Forevermore ♾️
https://blossom.primal.net/0c9a2b5ad5178922d2a9a52df8a9207d28b6c2c1222cfaab830ea5f07aca5c7c.mp4

2026-06-07 08:14:16 UTC

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Erosion
#nevent1q…g6dy

2026-06-07 08:13:24 UTC

People ruin the calmest souls, and call them toxic when they react.
https://blossom.primal.net/e7fb1dd832b5f3a57bd8b70ebfe5c29b71e11cb192e03084d723abe16ff11574.mp4

2026-06-07 08:06:58 UTC

How your no-coiner homies be looking at you when you’re a wholecoiner, & Bitcoin finally hits $200,000/coin.
Twink/Femboy Meme #NSFW
https://blossom.primal.net/5e31f5efee5363658e6c7ef2af615687a8160e3946e4fa600f048e724b8edf37.mp4

2026-06-07 08:04:15 UTC

I’m sorry I won’t do it again 😿.
https://blossom.primal.net/5f496d6a7085133eac24a7cdba08e02fa49e1daa4ad338959302d18385464e05.mp4

2026-06-07 08:02:21 UTC

Women when their only dating options are chads with multiple women chasing them, or old men with lots of money when what they actually want is broke lonely sensitive young men with dreams, goals, and ambitions who know how to love more deeply than anyone could ever but they stay indoors all days with their Dakimakuras.
https://blossom.primal.net/e6dc20700f45a52cd389b5bd8d2ccb6e282c421347ecf6f6d05888d604cf80bf.mp4

2026-06-07 07:51:45 UTC

I’m creating a new word it’s called Sardistic, it’s a mixture of sarcasm, and sadistic.
It’s kind of like a humor at one’s own expense.
It’s a very Gen Z thing, and I think sardistic is just the word to describe it because we’re a generation of sad people that mock ourselves frequently.
We find a type of happiness in blaming ourselves for everything, and making fun of the cruelty of the world, even though most things are out of control, we have this feeling of overwhelming responsibility as if everything is our fault anyways even though we have little to no power in any manner, or regard.
I think sardistic describes this sort of thinking perfectly that no other word really can.

2026-06-07 07:43:52 UTC

Bro got a free premium upgrade, and didn’t want it 😤!
Goth Girl Meme 🫪
https://blossom.primal.net/8794f7b6587bcd3fb6e55475e5a90ecea120918276c44d84c597ae19d237584f.mp4

2026-06-07 07:41:43 UTC

I need this done to me 😍🥵😳.
🫪
https://blossom.primal.net/99466adcd42c6c3dfc34279afc235c369371b1e1ebd38997478a935b64f5d231.mp4

2026-06-07 07:28:51 UTC

The memetic virus shall consume all.

2026-06-07 06:33:41 UTC

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For example there is this video I just posted that has a video in which creepy distorted humanoid figures gather around a young woman, smack their lips, and lurk in on her until she wakes up, and then she’s mauled in the face by a dog.
It’s ai generated but I definitely think it deserved a content warning but most clients only have the N S F W mechanism, and no real nuanced systems.
#nevent1q…9njd

2026-06-07 06:30:17 UTC

I made a little progress on my room, it’s not perfect but it’s better than what it’s been.
I can touch most of my floor, and I have access to about 80% of my bed now.
I have a notable percent of everything subdivided in general categories of papers, food, collectibles, movies/dvds/books, miscellaneous, etc.
And my mom say just clean your room but I told her that I couldn’t without containers, but she said she wanted me to just do it without the tools I needed.
Luckily Walmart recently had a deal on $8 containers, so I bought some, and have made some progress.
But now my mom just complained that it doesn’t look like I’m cleaning my room 🙄.
I have a good relationship with my mom but I really need to move out because it gets contentious at times.
I need my own place where I can focus on my own vibe, and energy, and do things at my own natural rhythm.
I usually make progress when she’s on vacation because I’m more in tune with myself.
It’s tough to explain but my mom thinks quite boomerish at times.
She thinks I should move out while she admits she couldn’t even afford to buy a new house herself.

2026-06-07 06:16:06 UTC

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Do they have a subcategory for each kind of content, or is it a generic warning?
Do you know which clients have it implemented?

2026-06-07 05:59:36 UTC

Should I Vibe Code a Live Leak Client 😈?
(Jk, I wouldn’t do that honestly)

2026-06-07 05:55:27 UTC

I’m not saying Nostr should go woke, and add trigger warnings but we definitely need to expand the content system outside of N S F W.
Because not everything is sexual, I know N S F W could apply to everything Not Safe For Work but usually N S F W implies that it’s sexual content but there’s other types of content that might deserve warnings, or filtration that aren’t inherently sexual like horror films, and live leak videos, etc.

2026-06-07 05:47:17 UTC

Average experience for women on Nostr 😔✊.
#Creepy #Disturbing
It’s not sexual but could be considered #NSFW for some due to a lack of better warning for unpleasant content.
https://blossom.primal.net/1477f643fbb1a9ef3859c06bdad04cffc293e01cbfecd0b6124b9cb1de995913.mp4

2026-06-07 05:30:27 UTC

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I’m saving up, investing, and paying off debt to where I am able to do so.

2026-06-07 05:11:16 UTC

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Unfortunately, my current job is centered around being at certain geographic location.
While my job has other sites across the country, I basically would lose my rank in the company, and have to start at 0 again.
I’ve tried finding other jobs but very few match, or beat it, & the ones that are better typically require a degree, or some other high metric that I’m currently unable to fulfill.
I’m about two years away at least from getting promoted to a good paying position at my current job.

2026-06-07 05:05:31 UTC

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In Western Countries, men are stigmatized, and rejected if they are unable to provide for their family.

2026-06-07 05:03:58 UTC

I don’t like complaining but I feel like there’s a vibe over my generation of this silent pain, it’s not a visible pain.
Not one that people can visualize, or tackle but this silent overwhelming feeling of grief, and worthlessness.
Maybe it’s caused by comparison, our parents, our peers (for those fortunate enough to have some), our work, the labor market, living conditions, or something else.
But it just feels empty, going to the same building day in, and day out, not being able to build the vision, and goals you dream of.
Not having the energy, or resources to do anything.
Being unable to fit in with others.
Just going on without purpose, and drive.
Fiat, presuming that’s the culprit is killing us all slowly.
Or whatever evil force you ascribe the world’s problems to.

2026-06-07 04:56:41 UTC

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Thank you, bro 🙏.

2026-06-07 04:53:41 UTC

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I don’t really shave that often since it’s more economical to let everything grow.
I wash everyday with soap, and use deodorant though.

2026-06-07 04:49:36 UTC

Normal people go to Disneyland every 5 years with their family, while in the future I will be able to go to Disneyland 5,000+ times but it might be by myself.
Disneyland isn’t what brings happiness, even for the “Disney “Adults”” they usually go with someone too.
Point being is you can have the best life possible in theory but it’s miserable being alone at the end of the day.

2026-06-07 04:40:09 UTC

I don’t know what to feel in all honesty.
I know in theory I am better off than a lot of people but I also don’t feel like it.
They’re dating, buying houses, getting cars, etc. meanwhile I’m just barely putting enough into my retirement account.
I mean I know they’re probably in their heads buried under debt like crazy while I’m trying to tackle mine.
It’s just weird to explain.
Other people are living their lives, and enjoying life now while my life is miserable right now but I know in 20 to 30+ my life will be amazing but what’s the point of an amazing life in the future if you don’t get to enjoy the same happiness normal people do?

2026-06-07 04:13:32 UTC

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Smart doggo is building the future of media hosting 😎👍.

2026-06-07 04:11:26 UTC

Do “Mastodon” users know they’re using Mastodon, or do they think they’re using just the instance?

2026-06-07 04:09:38 UTC

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I agree but I don’t understand why he left just to rejoin in all honesty.
I agree that having traction on X helps drive traffic to Nostr but with public figures usually get more scrutiny for changing their minds on things.
I don’t blame him at all because I sometimes frequent x to interact with people but I get little to no traction there so I end up spending most of my time on here anyways.

2026-06-07 04:05:27 UTC

Nostr needs to be so good nobody should know they’re using Nostr.
https://blossom.primal.net/bb18d06fa6c98f8407f9a14416268ce72047856c441ce028b752e265ce1e3a01.mp4

2026-06-07 04:01:54 UTC

My meta is to inform, and educate the world about freedom technology, and financial freedom.
Unfortunately, I am doing a terrible job at that 😅.
You need to have to power, fame, influence, etc. to do that.

2026-06-07 03:59:27 UTC

I’m not mad at Odell, I’m just confused what Meta he’s going for in all honesty.

2026-06-07 03:37:01 UTC

I swear this has already happened before 🤔?
🫪

2026-06-07 03:27:48 UTC

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I felt like I really needed to get that off my chest, sorry 😔✊.

2026-06-07 03:27:12 UTC

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OJ
https://blossom.primal.net/633f5a4e050b6e47b3fcc80e53f36ec1b8fd8c0456ca393811a04caed0acc7f4.gif

2026-06-07 03:24:03 UTC

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I like people of the opposite sex of me 😔✊.

2026-06-07 03:22:12 UTC

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Communism might be gay.
https://blossom.primal.net/63536b1a42851bd1c4996f13b39d8804937a99c0174223060a494f98a36851da.png

2026-06-07 03:03:30 UTC

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The Alternative is Monero.
https://v.nostr.build/X4kphxEHuoF6yPgP.mp4

2026-06-07 03:00:44 UTC

The New Nostr Build is amazing in all honesty.
The smoothest Nostr experience I’ve had in quite a while honestly.

2026-06-07 02:59:42 UTC

When @nprofile…9ekx is thinking of things to improve @nprofile…njz6 .
#nevent1q…yzyx

2026-06-07 02:49:58 UTC

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Proof of Laugh if you use a client that doesn’t have emoji reacts 😂.

2026-06-07 02:43:32 UTC

I was thinking of leaving Nostr a few days/weeks ago.
I even have the note still saved but I didn’t because I know without me Nostr won’t survive.
Is it because I’m important, an influencer, a dev, etc. no.
But because I’m exactly who Nostr is meant for.
The Blacksheep, The Outliers, The Queers, The Weirdos, etc.
Nostr is for those people who challenge comformity, 9 to 5, taxes, etc.
I’m no one special but I’m here because this is the last stand for freedom that we have.
If Nostr fails then freedom dies.

2026-06-07 02:23:24 UTC

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Everything gets wiped, notes, zaps, follows, etc.
I’m glad backup tools exist but we shouldn’t have to rely on them to keep Nostr functioning.
Clients should have their basics covered, add the advanced features afterwards.

2026-06-07 02:20:45 UTC

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I never left x but I was suspended for quite a while, and Nostr was my only way to communicate with the world.
I use that lesson that me, @nprofile…xp7y, @nprofile…nksn, and many others have learned that we need alternatives to protect us from centralization.
I hope that you continue to use your influence to share information about the tools that keep us free 😎🙏.

2026-06-07 01:55:54 UTC

Dinner for tonight, & probably a long time going forward.
Good choice for those looking for a bear meal that allows them to stack extra BTC, & XMR.
Pretty Affordable ✅
Relatively Healthy ✅
Good on taste ✅
https://blossom.primal.net/a2592297ec47ca70f6a85a83adb5d4f08a96b4ade09d78504058f09811876ade.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/7a4877152cc121fda7fa8c4ee4b0d67698201e33ea694842418cb480f447ab87.jpg

2026-06-07 01:42:45 UTC

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Please have him on Perma.
He’s like 5x more principled than I am, & he’s super enthusiastic about liberty, freedom, & sound money.

2026-06-07 00:57:24 UTC

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Someone get this man some @nprofile…rlfc .
We’ve got our devs eating struggle meals 😔✊.

2026-06-07 00:53:40 UTC

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Wisp core vs Wisp Based (this is not commentary on other controversies in this community)

2026-06-06 20:30:01 UTC

What using Nostr feels like.
https://blossom.primal.net/d4617afe84fc5e2c700b57c5acfcfe4928936c4bee096af147cfefda6ad76c03.mp4

2026-06-06 20:14:11 UTC

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I’m prefer Nostr first but I use X in the hopes of saving the fiat people that I can.

2026-06-06 20:11:09 UTC

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No Bitcoin Allowed on The Boat 😂.
🫪

2026-06-06 20:06:11 UTC

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I know, I’m just joking around 😂.
Glad to hear that you’re doing some good cooking 😎👍.

2026-06-06 19:18:36 UTC

It’s ok to say Monero.

2026-06-06 19:17:49 UTC

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@nprofile…s5zz 😂
#nevent1q…zxu2

2026-06-06 18:21:22 UTC

Them: “Why don’t you flirt with women?”
Me Flirting with Women:
https://blossom.primal.net/54a709815400ef6695cb103b5f06173321939c331d394deab728fec78a93023f.mp4

2026-06-06 18:10:42 UTC

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😂
😔✊
I see you’re a fellow traveler that also enjoys Alternative Women 🫪.

2026-06-06 17:56:32 UTC

“An energy drink called Goth Girl Spit is now sold out.”
Article Link:
https://www.dexerto.com/food/goth-girl-spit-becomes-a-real-energy-drink-and-its-already-sold-out-3371285/
Product Page:
https://drinkechelon.com/products/goth-girl-spit
https://blossom.primal.net/2f80ad2109eabe34b1a591e03f1af80529acb9bcb7f22e19dbe3d731e54d1e99.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/f0046e8a8e9ddf1fa561a9b2e190447b4b6b956e3b25a5bbe3c376ca39fcfcb3.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/5a93525707ee0c5b2d817c7fca5bd00e0244eb1b606ff41d0ffa621e4d4667f8.jpg

2026-06-06 17:47:28 UTC

Concerning
https://blossom.primal.net/53b929e1fbf204f0c04c01623447199a3a2f8e6237ef13eb23b39b3e0957f61b.jpg

2026-06-06 16:52:11 UTC

You used to be able to search notes by Nostr media, & links, what happened to that 🤔?

2026-06-06 16:47:26 UTC

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Exchanges will always cuck us.
#nevent1q…3net

2026-06-06 16:39:57 UTC

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Remember why we stay Cypherpunk/CryptoAnarchist, and why we want to end the banks, institutions, and Middlemen.
If they control the money they control your life.
#nevent1q…e2su

2026-06-06 06:20:36 UTC

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Why?

2026-06-06 05:36:00 UTC

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👀
Thank you 🙏

2026-06-06 05:14:28 UTC

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It’s running smooth chief 😎👍.

2026-06-06 01:39:57 UTC

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Older (30 to 50 year old) woman propaganda
#nevent1q…97sj
#nevent1q…sywt

2026-06-06 00:08:35 UTC

Dang Girl, are you international copyright law because I want to violate you.

2026-06-05 23:50:27 UTC

Dang girl, are you @nprofile…vhrm because I’m going to cache all over your server.

2026-06-05 23:47:12 UTC

Dang girl, are you @nprofile…4k44 because I’m going to social all over your graph.

2026-06-05 22:46:24 UTC

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This is me:
#nevent1q…anlz

2026-06-05 21:12:45 UTC

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Legally speaking in the U.S. this is how an act of war is defined.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/definitions/uscode.php?def_id=18-USC-1479682157-1415921654
https://blossom.primal.net/d7386dddc5fe0d2eecb49bc039f840245c5637729464492db03c2677bfc37143.jpg

2026-06-05 21:07:34 UTC

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StretchMiner The Fiat Alternative 😂.

2026-06-05 20:50:29 UTC

We’re all getting rugged for the SpaceX IPO.

2026-06-05 20:42:26 UTC

Nostr the only place where the devs are broker than the users 🙃.
Time to sell some data.

2026-06-05 20:09:02 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/72d1b27aad902eaf814eae1c71dc4076a4e3a29fc852e67486578aecc08ac824.jpg

2026-06-05 19:15:13 UTC

Y’all ready to catch them 🔪🫪?
https://blossom.primal.net/d1e2eed9fe59ccebb8644cc560b01f23d9fed65dbd15020b72eee41fe03b3bc5.gif

2026-06-05 18:39:08 UTC

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Derek is going to continue developing his AI 🫪.

2026-06-05 17:12:19 UTC

Changed my zaps to the wisp wallet since for some reason my zaps have been going into the Aether for the past few months, & unfortunately I can’t check on my android to see if they went to those versions of my wallets.
I’ve checked most of the wallets I actively use like CoinOs, & primal.
Anyways hopefully zaps will work now, & I’ll be able to recover those other missing zaps in the future.