machakosbitcoinacademy
Machakos Bitcoin Academy Kenya

Dreaming in orange, acting in reality 🍊 | Founder – Machakos Bitcoin Academy | Freedom through knowledge & sats ⚡
https://geyser.fund/project/machakosbitcoinacademy

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Last Notes

2026-05-30 09:41:25 UTC

Mom: ‘So what exactly did you study?’
Me: ‘Internet money, sovereignty, and posting strange thoughts professionally.’🌍🧡
#nostr

2026-05-29 22:18:54 UTC

Manifesting a wealthy pleb currently awake for no reason, emotionally vulnerable, slightly impulsive, and spiritually connected to the zap button.⚡🤲
#nostr #plebstr #grownostr #plebchain

2026-05-27 13:49:28 UTC

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Complacency is comfortable; freedom requires effort. Most people prefer the illusion of security over the responsibility of sovereignty. The cycle only breaks when the cost of staying in the system outweighs the fear of leaving it. Until then, we keep stacking and waiting for the rest to catch up.

2026-05-27 06:10:49 UTC

Somewhere in the world scientists are curing diseases, engineers are building rockets, economists are fixing markets…
and I’m here refreshing notifications after posting ‘good morning gang’ with zero contribution to humanity. 👀☕
#nostr #gm

2026-05-27 06:09:04 UTC

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Ooh 💪⚡😎

2026-05-27 06:06:42 UTC

Maybe the reason some of us feel so out of place is because we were never built for ordinary lives in the first place.⚡🌌

2026-05-27 00:15:08 UTC

My stack is small, my conviction is high, and my lightning wallet is always locked and loaded for the next merchant onboarding. Keep your fiat; I'm stacking sats.🧡🇰🇪
#nostr

2026-05-26 23:48:55 UTC

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🧡🧡followed🇰🇪🫶

2026-05-26 04:01:06 UTC

Good morning to people building their lives slowly, silently, and with questionable amounts of delusion.
May unexpected sats and peace locate us all.⚡👀

2026-05-25 17:34:50 UTC

Nighttime really turns me into a financially unstable philosopher with background music and dangerous optimism. 🌙⚡
#nostr #musicstr

2026-05-25 08:35:30 UTC

Sometimes I look at my life and think:
this can’t be the final version of the story.
There’s no way the universe gave me this much character development for ordinary outcomes. 🧡
#delusional #nostr

2026-05-23 13:07:16 UTC

Somewhere a banker is sweating over this exact image.
#nostr
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2026-05-23 07:11:31 UTC

The wealthy pleb with the generous thumb actually spawned overnight 😭⚡🧡🧡
#nostr

2026-05-23 01:07:23 UTC

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2026-05-22 06:08:42 UTC

GM Nostr Fam 🇰🇪🧡
#nostr
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2026-05-22 01:31:07 UTC

Celebrating Bitcoin Pizza Day the right way. 🍕
From 10,000 BTC for two pies in 2010 to building a real circular economy today. The mission continues.🇰🇪🧡
#Bitcoin #BitcoinPizzaDay #ValueForValue #Plebchain #nostr #zap@nprofile…dszx @nprofile…drf8 @nprofile…43k0 @nprofile…pxl0 @nprofile…qk6z @nprofile…fm4n
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2026-05-21 04:01:58 UTC

Power went off again and I caught myself staring at the wall like it’s supposed to explain life to me.

2026-05-21 04:00:30 UTC

Random truth: your life changes faster when you stop waiting for motivation and just start doing things slightly annoyed.

2026-05-21 03:53:31 UTC

Bitcoin is teaching an entire generation of African youth that money should be earned… not endlessly printed by people we’ll never meet.
That realization alone changes how you see the world. 🇰🇪

2026-05-19 08:32:13 UTC

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From orange farms to orange-pilling the streets 🍊⚡
Real builders don’t wait for permission… they create circular economies with dust on their shoes and sats in motion. Kenya is cooking 🇰🇪🔥⚡🫡

2026-05-19 07:41:32 UTC

Peer-to-peer in real-time. ⚡️
Just onboarding local merchants and watching the Lightning Network do what it does best. Machaa Furniture Mart is officially accepting Bitcoin.
Building the circular economy from the ground up, one transaction at a time. 🇰🇪🧡⚡⚡✅
#plebs #bitcoin #nostr #valueforvalue
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2026-05-19 06:00:14 UTC

When you tell her you're into Bitcoin and she asks if that's the "orange Muppet" she keeps seeing on her feed. Well... yes, actually. 🍊👀
Keep it orange pill’d. ⚡️
#grownupmuppets #bitcoin #NOSTR
@nprofile…ncxy @nprofile…87td @nprofile…qk6z @nprofile…usmu
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2026-05-17 00:18:41 UTC

Merging culture with the hardest money on earth. No permission asked, no central point of failure. Just sovereignty being built from the ground up. 🤝🍊🧡🇰🇪
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2026-05-16 23:11:13 UTC

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Goodnight Piotr 🧡🫡

2026-05-16 23:08:01 UTC

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musyokavincent@blink.sv

2026-05-16 15:38:24 UTC

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He's irrelevant without us 😭

2026-05-16 15:33:36 UTC

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My number one dedicated fan 😁😁

2026-05-16 10:07:15 UTC

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"King of beggars"? Damn right. And a King needs his tribute. 👑
You spent your whole morning digging up old screenshots just to give us more clout. Now finish the job and drop a 500k zap to build this circular economy. Don't be stingy now, you're our biggest fan! 💸🔥

2026-05-16 08:18:35 UTC

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You are so desperate to paint us as beggars that you literally screenshotted a homie rage-baiting you and posted it like a victory. You are starved for clout you fool😭

2026-05-16 05:25:56 UTC

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I’ve got students waiting for their next lesson and local merchants waiting to be onboarded. I don't have time to fight, but I have all the time in the world to build. Machakos stays focused. 🧡🏗️

2026-05-15 19:36:59 UTC

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It’s easy to judge from behind a screen. It’s a lot harder to be on the ground daily trying to change lives. I’ll choose the hard work every time. Blessings to everyone who sees the vision. 🙏

2026-05-15 18:25:22 UTC

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I tag them because they support and appreciate our work unlike you who only criticise,,,good luck tho🧡

2026-05-15 17:33:56 UTC

The energy is contagious! 🍊💊
Sat down with students at St. Paul’s University today to talk about why Bitcoin matters. When we say it’s for everyone, we mean it. Building the circular economy starts with education.🧡🫡🇰🇪🚀🚀
@nprofile…eygt @nprofile…vxx0 @nprofile…keuq @nprofile…qk6z @nprofile…usmu @nprofile…2wjj @nprofile…fm4n @nprofile…2yfp @nprofile…nfkx
#Machakos #BitcoinAcademy #PlebDev #Zaps #Africa #nostr
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2026-05-14 19:49:12 UTC

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People using AI to avoid thinking.
I’m trying to use AI to think better.
Big difference.

2026-05-13 23:09:46 UTC

Education is the first step toward freedom ⚡️. Showing the local community what Bitcoin is all about through some grassroots marketing. Every poster in the village is a conversation starter for the Machakos Bitcoin Academy. 🤙🇰🇪🧡⚡
#nostr #plebs #bitcoin #machakos #proofofwork
@nprofile…fm4n @nprofile…qk6z @nprofile…8sjr @nprofile…9hc8
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2026-05-12 09:40:11 UTC

Bitcoin teaches patience in a world addicted to instant results.
A few sats daily.
A few honest posts.
A few genuine connections.
That’s how revolutions quietly begin.

2026-05-11 10:00:07 UTC

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We are building this from the ground up, but we can't do it alone. 🤝
If you believe in grassroots education and Bitcoin adoption in Africa, consider supporting our journey on Geyser. Every sat goes directly toward resources for the academy and expanding our reach.
https://geyser.fund/project/machakosbitcoinacademy
Let's build the future together. 🧡 🤙🇰🇪

2026-05-11 09:58:06 UTC

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While we fuel our bodies, we are working even harder to fuel the minds of the youth here.
We’ve been on the ground painting signs, onboarding merchants, and teaching the next generation about financial sovereignty. The momentum in Machakos is growing every day. 📈🧡⚡🇰🇪

2026-05-11 09:50:32 UTC

You can’t build a digital future if you forget your physical roots. 🌍
Simple, hearty, and sovereign. This is the energy behind the Machakos movement. What’s fueling your grind today? 🍲🧡🇰🇪🇰🇪
Paying in sats as always ⚡🧡
#Machakos #Nostr #Sovereignty #AfricanBuilders #nostr
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2026-05-11 09:24:43 UTC

Nairobi heat, street food, and Bitcoin conversations. Life kinda beautiful still.

2026-05-11 09:24:13 UTC

Lunch hour conversations hit different when everybody around the table is orange-pilled.

2026-05-11 09:21:14 UTC

No billionaire connections. No inheritance. Just consistency, WiFi, and sats.

2026-05-11 09:20:35 UTC

Eating ugali while stacking sats. African Bitcoiner things. 🇰🇪₿ ugali famm

2026-05-11 02:50:08 UTC

You can’t print more Bitcoin when politicians fail.

2026-05-11 02:49:19 UTC

The fiat system survives on your silence and ignorance. Bitcoin destroys both.

2026-05-11 02:47:03 UTC

Some people start the week with complaints. Bitcoiners start with conviction

2026-05-11 02:45:21 UTC

Every sat saved today is a middle finger to a broken system tomorrow.

2026-05-11 02:44:42 UTC

A new week to build, earn, survive and still believe in a freer future.🧡

2026-05-11 02:43:59 UTC

New week. New blocks. New chances to lock in and move different. ₿🧡⚡💪

2026-05-11 02:43:15 UTC

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GM 🧡🇰🇪

2026-05-11 02:42:54 UTC

Nairobi streets taught us hustle. Bitcoin taught us sovereignty. GM Nostr Fam 🇰🇪🧡🌍💪
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2026-05-08 06:13:53 UTC

Unaona hii ₿ hapo?
That’s not graffiti.
That’s financial rebellion written in concrete.🇰🇪🔥
@nprofile…dvvc @nprofile…msus @nprofile…2epa
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2026-05-07 18:12:07 UTC

History gon remember the crazy ones first.
The ones painting ₿TC in random villages while everyone else called it nonsense.🧡🇰🇪🧡💪
#nostr
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2026-05-07 12:47:27 UTC

Teaching the next generation of Bitcoiners one by one. ⚡️ Anastasia is officially set up and ready to use Bitcoin anytime, anywhere. Sending 100 sats to welcome her to the family. This is how we win—through education and community. #BitcoinAcademy #Machakos #Sats #OrangePill #nostr
Machakos Kenya 📍🇰🇪🧡⚡
@nprofile…f8s3 @nprofile…jhrj @nprofile…e4vs @nprofile…nlma @nprofile…qy5j @nprofile…9eu0 @nprofile…lwnv
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2026-05-06 06:20:16 UTC

Same discipline ya kuamka mapema.
Same discipline ya gym.
Same discipline ya kusema “no.”

2026-05-06 06:19:38 UTC

Africa doesn’t need to catch up.
We just need to plug in. ⚡

2026-05-06 06:19:07 UTC

Hii si story ya wazungu.
This is our lane too.

2026-05-06 06:18:21 UTC

Kenya already won the digital money race.
Most people just don’t realize it yet.

2026-05-06 05:50:52 UTC

Bitcoin ni ile friend haiku-betray. 💯

2026-05-06 05:50:24 UTC

Fiat ni rent.
Bitcoin ni ownership.

2026-05-06 05:30:30 UTC

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Go turiz 🫡😂👍💪

2026-05-06 05:18:26 UTC

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Hard work tuliachia punda na waluhya😭😆👍

2026-05-06 05:16:04 UTC

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Zaps are the collection plate 🍽️⚡
If you feel the message… you tithe in sats.
No forcing, no begging—just value for value.
Bitcoin feeding the real ones,
Nostr serving the table.
Eat if it resonates 💯

2026-05-06 05:14:18 UTC

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Victims of the matrix,,,,😂😂na bidii Yao ya punda

2026-05-06 05:13:15 UTC

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Watatii 😂😂👍 LFG legend 🫡

2026-05-06 05:11:53 UTC

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Fax 📠.
They chase noise… we build signal.
They flex clout… we stack sats.
Bitcoin & Nostr got us.
We don’t compete—
we opt out ⚡

2026-05-06 05:09:25 UTC

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Haha 😆 Amen to that! No collection plate here though,,,,just sats and sovereignty. See you at the top. 🤝🚀

2026-05-06 05:07:08 UTC

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Tunawaroga Leo 😆

2026-05-06 05:06:27 UTC

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Real. Hard to trust the hustle when the gatekeepers keep moving the goalposts. This is why we build on a protocol that can't be FUCKED with. Stay strong, Maina 😆🧡💪🇰🇪⚡
#nevent1q…9f4d

2026-05-06 05:02:05 UTC

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Facts. When the system is broken, 'hard work' is just a leak in the bucket. We're not rejecting work,,,we’re just choosing to store our energy in a battery that doesn't leak. ⚡️🇰🇪

2026-05-06 04:58:45 UTC

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Arigato, mate! Just adding some Japanese and Aussie to the pot. We’re going worldwide today 🌍🚀

2026-05-06 04:55:54 UTC

Your parents trusted banks.
You trusted hustle.
Now trust math. ⚡

2026-05-06 04:55:20 UTC

Generational wealth doesn’t start with millions.
It starts with one decision:
“I will not store my future in a broken system.”

2026-05-06 04:54:48 UTC

From M-Pesa to Lightning ⚡
Kenya already understands digital money.
Bitcoin is just the next level…
No permission, no limits.

2026-05-06 04:54:05 UTC

Hustle ya mjengo, boda, campus side gigs…
All that energy deserves money that doesn’t leak.
Bitcoin is not luxury.
It’s protection. ⚡🧡💪

2026-05-06 04:53:36 UTC

In Kenya, we don’t fear hard work.
We fear working hard… then inflation eats everything.
Bitcoin is where your sweat finally respects you.
GM 😘🇰🇪👋

2026-05-06 04:50:25 UTC

GM Nostr 🧡🇰🇪

2026-05-05 14:30:52 UTC

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Like honestly speaking 💯😞my landlord won't let me in tonight

2026-05-05 11:59:26 UTC

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Rent arrears here 😭😭send something

2026-05-05 08:53:08 UTC

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👀😏

2026-05-02 07:28:43 UTC

Bitcoin doesn’t fix ignorance.
It exposes it.
Learn money first.🧡🇰🇪⚡
#Nostr @nprofile…m02t @nprofile…krlq @nprofile…fm4n
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2026-04-28 12:08:00 UTC

GM Nostr 🇰🇪🧡
@nprofile…63kg @nprofile…gmpq @nprofile…krlq @nprofile…l4hm @nprofile…qk6z
#nostr #zap
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2026-04-25 07:06:34 UTC

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"Brokie"

2026-04-25 07:05:07 UTC

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Die

2026-04-25 07:04:31 UTC

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Leave me the fuck alone

2026-04-25 07:04:19 UTC

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Won't be waking up to your bullshit each and every day,,,,tired and sick of you

2026-04-25 07:02:00 UTC

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You old dumbass man

2026-04-25 07:01:39 UTC

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Neither do I care about you fucking age,,,,are you mentally ill boi??

2026-04-25 06:59:33 UTC

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You 13??? Then shut up boy before you wet your bed

2026-04-25 06:42:52 UTC

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Get used to seeing me around 😉

2026-04-25 06:41:24 UTC

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Ooh please,,,,not by a broke useless 50 year old who keeps trolling people on nostr instead of finding something real to do

2026-04-25 06:35:36 UTC

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Rage baits won't work on me you dumbass

2026-04-25 06:33:26 UTC

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Cry me a fucking river you moron

2026-04-25 05:55:29 UTC

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Does it piss you this much that we're empowering the Kenyan youth with bitcoin knowledge???

2026-04-25 05:41:31 UTC

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🤡🤡🤡🐸

2026-04-25 05:39:55 UTC

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🧡🧡thanks pleb 🇰🇪orange pilling Kenya and the rest of Africa is our ultimate goal,,,,ignore the noise 💪

2026-04-25 05:38:08 UTC

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Then why the fuck you keep bothering me if you don't wanna zap?? Send something for pizza 🍕

2026-04-25 05:36:05 UTC

This isn’t about money.
It’s about waking up.
Bitcoin doesn’t fix you—
it exposes how little you understand.
Learn… or stay owned.💪🇰🇪🚀🌍🧡⚡
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#nostr #zap
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2026-04-25 05:20:52 UTC

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No one gives a fuck about your money champ

2026-04-24 18:17:58 UTC

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You're so dumb