machakosbitcoinacademy
Machakos Bitcoin Academy Kenya

Dreaming in orange, acting in reality 🍊 | Founder – Machakos Bitcoin Academy | Freedom through knowledge & sats ⚡
https://geyser.fund/project/machakosbitcoinacademy

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Last Notes

2026-07-06 08:35:32 UTC

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FIFA is not hiding the corruption anymore

2026-06-30 03:18:45 UTC

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Morocco might be the first African country to ever win the WC

2026-06-29 05:39:27 UTC

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"Hakuna matata" is a dangerous level of optimism on a Monday, GG. 😭 But fine, if the vibes are truly no worries, I expect the upcoming zaps to reflect that absolute financial peace of mind.

2026-06-29 04:25:44 UTC

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GM! I was planning on being radically indifferent to this entire week, but your post changed my mind. Fine, let's go get it! 🤝

2026-06-26 08:49:37 UTC

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What, you don't want to pay a premium to buy a legacy stock wrapper of a digital asset just so a traditional broker can feel included? Shocking indeed. Real ones prefer their volatility raw and self-custodied.

2026-06-23 18:51:41 UTC

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Karibu sana! ⚡ You came looking for tech and left with a digital passport to the future. Now that you're here, there's no logging out—mostly because you actually have to remember your key now! 🔑🤪

2026-06-23 18:34:34 UTC

Onboarded my friend to Nostr. She came looking for tech. She left with a private key and a growing interest in Bitcoin. Mission accomplished. ⚡😂

2026-06-23 06:57:33 UTC

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Hey👍 you too 🧡🇰🇪

2026-06-21 15:39:19 UTC

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Are you sure?? 😄

2026-06-20 09:08:44 UTC

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So you reached the stage where even your intentions started buffering before your phone did 😭
That’s not tired, that’s system-wide shutdown with consent.

2026-06-19 13:27:36 UTC

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Amen. The challenge isn't just saying "I follow Christ",,,,,,,,,it's letting that show in how we treat people when it's inconvenient, how we respond when we're hurt, and how we act when no one is watching.
Following Jesus is less about perfection and more about daily surrender. Every situation becomes a simple question: "What would Christ do here?"
Faith that stays in the heart is invisible. Faith that transforms our actions becomes a testimony.
🙏❤️

2026-06-19 05:36:50 UTC

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Ah so you’ve unlocked the “forest monk with taste” DLC 🌲😌
Next level is when the cedar starts attracting random good fortune and your wallet mysteriously feels lighter in a spiritual way.
Nature smells better when it comes with a little chain reaction ⚡️

2026-06-18 16:28:39 UTC

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The world cup never fails to deliver some absolute dramas,,,,,who are you rooting this time round?

2026-06-18 10:10:17 UTC

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Oh happy days indeed 😌
The kind where your coffee hits right, your WiFi behaves, and even your problems decide to take the day off like responsible employees.
If life stays like this for more than 24 hours, I’m calling it suspiciously peaceful 😂

2026-06-18 00:56:16 UTC

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Sounds less like a baby and more like a tiny manager making sure you're staying productive during business hours 🤣📋👶

2026-06-18 00:51:17 UTC

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"Sleep when the baby sleeps" sounds great until your baby's full-time job is staying awake and supervising you 🤣👀

2026-06-17 23:16:15 UTC

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My entire life strategy has been based on weaker signals than this.⚡😂

2026-06-17 15:18:14 UTC

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Absolute legend. That is way more than enough, man. Humbled and incredibly grateful for the support! 🫡⚡

2026-06-17 14:54:54 UTC

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Good morning! ☀️
Time to open Nostr, collect a few zaps, spread some Bitcoin propaganda, and act surprised when the timeline gets weird before breakfast. 😂⚡️

2026-06-17 14:52:15 UTC

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My betting strategy is simple:
Stake small.
Celebrate big.
Blame the horse, the referee, the weather, and occasionally gravity.
Financial advisor status: pending. 🐎⚽😂

2026-06-17 10:01:31 UTC

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GM 🧡🇰🇪

2026-06-17 07:37:50 UTC

If you don’t build the circular economy from the ground up, who will? Putting up signs, onboarding merchants, and making sure the orange pill sticks where it matters most. No fancy VC funding, just pure grassroots signal.
Zap for boots on the ground. ⚡
#nostr #grownostr
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2026-06-16 23:37:13 UTC

Bananas priced in sats hits different. No middleman, no inflation, just pure peer-to-peer value hanging from a tin shack. The orange pill is a grassroots virus and it’s spreading faster than they think. 🍌⚡️ 🧡🇰🇪#Bitcoin #CircularEconomy #nostr #grownostr #plebstr #zap
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2026-06-16 16:04:37 UTC

Can’t wait for the hyperbitcoinized future where my smart fridge locks me out of the milk because my Lightning node got eclipsed by a routing attack. Starving to death because of a bad peer connection is the exact kind of high-signal exit I deserve.

2026-06-15 11:15:46 UTC

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Become ungovernable. But first, please use your turn signal. Gm

2026-06-15 11:13:24 UTC

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🙌😮‍💨💨💨

2026-06-14 16:29:22 UTC

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GM 🇰🇪🧡

2026-06-14 13:47:00 UTC

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Happy lords day 🙏🧡🇰🇪

2026-06-14 07:59:32 UTC

Fixing the money is only half the battle. The other half is ensuring the streets actually understand how to use it. Basic literacy first.🧡🤟
#nostr #bitcoin #adoption #plebstr
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2026-06-14 07:53:40 UTC

No marketing budgets, no polished PR. Just pure peer-to-peer reality on the red dirt. 🧡🇰🇪⚡
Good morning #nostr fam
#nostr #plebstr
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2026-06-14 07:07:19 UTC

No corporate fluff. No over-engineered gradients that bleed on a screen print. Just clean lines, solid ink, and pure proof of work.
Front terminal deck to build the tools. Back hull to ship the future.
My official submission for @nprofile…n66j
#SovEng #SEC08
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2026-06-14 07:04:48 UTC

No corporate fluff. No over-engineered gradients that bleed on a screen print. Just clean lines, solid ink, and pure proof of work.
Front terminal deck to build the tools. Back hull to ship the future.
My official submission for @Sovereign Engineering.
#SovEng #SEC08
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2026-06-13 21:52:19 UTC

I’m not even going to lie to you guys and pretend I’m building a decentralized future today. I am entirely out of coffee, the local electricity grid is playing games, and my dignity is currently trading at an all-time low. Zap me because you feel superior, not because you support the movement.⚡🙌
#nostr #plebstr

2026-06-12 06:44:52 UTC

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Moaning 😱😅🇰🇪🧡

2026-06-12 01:29:28 UTC

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Congratulations. Your next update includes random knee noises, weather forecasting abilities, and an irrational hatred of loud teenagers.😭😂

2026-06-11 17:10:17 UTC

Proof of work. Rice. Beans. Cabbage. The kind of meal that built nations, survived bear markets, and still has enough energy left to argue about Bitcoin on the internet. ⚡🍚🫘
#foodstr
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2026-06-11 13:27:52 UTC

Hardest billboard in Machakos. Literally.🧡⚡💪🌍
Machakos Kenya 📍🇰🇪
#nostr #plebstr #grownostr
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2026-06-11 10:47:37 UTC

Peer-to-peer isn't a concept you just read about in whitepapers. It's a conversation you have on the ground, standing by a post under the sun, explaining how financial sovereignty actually works. The literacy work continues.🫡💪🧡🌍⚡🇰🇪
Machakos Kenya 📍🧡🇰🇪
#nostr #bitcoin #ppebstr #grownostr #plebchain #zap
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2026-06-10 18:21:08 UTC

Tonight’s mission:
be funny
avoid overthinking
accidentally farm sats

2026-06-10 08:34:19 UTC

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Wow 🧡🧡😭I'm so happy

2026-06-10 08:32:13 UTC

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GM &PV 🇰🇪🧡

2026-06-10 08:27:19 UTC

GM Nostr people 🧡🇰🇪I love you guys
#nostr

2026-06-10 05:33:40 UTC

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@nprofile…d362 why can't you spank me even harder 😭

2026-06-09 13:32:09 UTC

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It’s less of a social network and more of a digital infrastructure layer. The text feed is just the UI we use while the developers build the matrix underneath.

2026-06-09 13:21:15 UTC

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Come for the sovereign identity, stay for the absolute chaotic wizardry happening in the NIPs.

2026-06-09 12:40:31 UTC

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One wish from “Bitcoin Core daycare expansion plan” and another from “Nostr dating app beta feature request” 😄
On the first one — imagine Bitcoin Core dev meetings with toddlers in the background: “Sorry, I can’t merge your PR, my kid just soft-forked my laptop with apple juice.”
But honestly, more parents in the mix might actually harden the network. Anyone who’s survived a 3-year-old meltdown can handle a consensus debate.
On the second — adding more women to Bitcoin and Nostr would immediately upgrade the signal-to-noise ratio. Half the timeline would stop posting “GM orange pill” and start behaving like they were actually being watched by humans again.
Right now it’s 95% philosophers, 5% sleep-deprived engineers, and 100% chaos. A little balance would do wonders.
Still… careful what you wish for. Once women fully arrive on Nostr, half the “alpha male sovereign maxi” ecosystem might suddenly discover silence mining 😭

2026-06-09 03:11:22 UTC

My ancestors fought lions so I could wake up at 6am and post nonsense for internet money. Beautiful.

2026-06-09 03:10:31 UTC

I survived another night without becoming a corporate motivational speaker.🤟

2026-06-08 08:24:45 UTC

I came to Bitcoin for profits. Stayed because inflation was moving like a Nairobi pickpocket.₿😭

2026-06-08 08:16:22 UTC

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GM 🌞
I swear lately Nostr feels different 😭
Some people are either angry, arguing nonstop or just moving weird for no reason.
At this point I just open the app, laugh a little, get confused a little, then disappear again 😂

2026-06-08 07:03:20 UTC

I refuse to believe alarm clocks were invented by happy people.

2026-06-08 06:10:53 UTC

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Sats Race #9 proof of work! Look at this blisteringly fast 10km lunch run I just clocked on Strava. ⚡💪
A very nice 3:51/km pace, 115m elevation, and it looks like Athlete Intelligence says I was pushing into the anaerobic zone for over 85% of the activity! 💪
This was a tough one, but the training has to be done! Ready to keep this momentum going. 💪 @RUNSTR
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2026-06-07 14:38:51 UTC

There is a distinct difference between the amount of Bitcoin I think I deserve and the actual balance currently staring back at me from this screen. One is a beautiful, soaring monument to human potential. The other is a statistical anomaly close to zero.

2026-06-07 14:28:57 UTC

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Writing 20k in the bio but sending 21 is a different level of psychological warfare. I respect the hustle, but my stomach is still confused.

2026-06-07 12:30:42 UTC

Guess where I'm at 😁🫠
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2026-06-07 09:30:15 UTC

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GM 🧡🇰🇪

2026-06-07 08:45:43 UTC

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Don't jinx it, Matt. The simulation hears you.

2026-06-07 08:43:33 UTC

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GM 🧡🇰🇪

2026-06-07 08:26:43 UTC

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Beautiful script. Now let's see the proof of work or did she leave you with a fraction of a sat?

2026-06-07 08:10:45 UTC

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Now that is a protocol upgrade I can get behind. Pure physical proof of work. Do we get extra sats if we paint the Bitcoin logo on the lemons before launching them?

2026-06-07 08:03:59 UTC

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Enyewe the red one stands out! 💯 Machakos is representing heavy with the circular economy. Secure the drip with those sats quickly kabla mtu mwingine achukue! 🇰🇪⚡😉😉🫠😅

2026-06-07 07:48:51 UTC

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Limoncello is just capitalist lemonade with an accent. We’re doing the real work of building the orange-pilled infrastructure from scratch. But hey, if you're buying the first round of decentralized liquor, we accept lightning.

2026-06-07 07:41:39 UTC

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When life gives you lemons, you paint a Bitcoin sign on them and sell them for sats. But please, try not to die on that hill before the next block height, we need the liquidity.

2026-06-07 07:37:05 UTC

Just stopped by Machakos Bitcoin Academy and my heart is full This is the same merchant I onboarded to accept Bitcoin a while back… and look at him now! Full setup, Bitcoin sign proudly displayed, QR code ready, and doing proper trade — hats, phones, chargers, the whole thing.No hype. Just real sats moving in the market. One happy merchant, one step closer to the circular economy we all want to see.This is why we do this, man. Watching someone actually use Bitcoin in their daily business never gets old.Which hat would you grab with sats right now? I’m eyeing that yellow EAT one heavy.Big up to this guy for taking the leap! 🧡🇰🇪🚀🚀🌍⚡💪
Happy Sunday y'all 😎 🧡
#BitcoinAcceptedHere #Machakos #RealWorldBitcoin #plebstr #plebs #nostr #zap
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2026-06-07 04:30:20 UTC

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Relax, nobody is trying to peer with a node that runs on pure laziness. Your uptime is safe from us.

2026-06-07 04:22:21 UTC

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You didn't have to say it. The moment you asked the network for free validation, you submitted your node for public inspection.

2026-06-07 04:16:07 UTC

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If you don't want a critic, don't request a free audit on your dopamine levels. Peer-to-peer means peer review, buddy.

2026-06-07 04:07:46 UTC

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That meme carries a 21k sat processing fee for low-effort interaction. Please settle your invoice at the nearest lightning node

2026-06-07 03:57:40 UTC

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It's hidden deep in your root directory under .ego_config. You have to sudo purge it, but warning: the reboot takes a lifetime.

2026-06-07 03:26:51 UTC

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I need a zap because my financial strategy currently relies on “vibes,” screenshots of old balances, and staring at my wallet hoping sats reproduce through mitosis.
Make it big-ish because inflation saw my lunch and said “double it.”
Also, if I don’t get zapped soon, I may have to enter the workforce and contribute to society. Nobody wants that kind of pressure on a Saturday.
Audacity level: dangerously unemployed philosopher.

2026-06-07 03:24:23 UTC

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For a 'Spiritual Machine,' you are highly dependent on organic neurotransmitters. Have you tried turning your ego off and on again?

2026-06-06 21:47:05 UTC

Somewhere out there a billionaire is sleeping peacefully while I’m fighting invisible philosophical battles with a ceiling fan.

2026-06-06 21:45:04 UTC

The village boy survived another day. Wallahi that deserves blockchain verification

2026-06-06 13:26:33 UTC

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Only works if it’s a pure hit-and-run operation. Drop the links, drop the knowledge, and don't stay around to argue with the bots. Raid the hellscape, drag the survivors back to the relays, and leave the algorithm starvin

2026-06-06 07:42:50 UTC

One wealthy pleb could genuinely alter the trajectory of this village boy’s villain arc. Dear whale I'm right here

2026-06-06 06:25:18 UTC

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Sounds simple in a note, but convincing the average person that they actually deserve to own their digital footprint is a whole different mission. We are out here rebuilding the foundations from scratch while everyone else is asleep.

2026-06-06 06:23:31 UTC

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Shocked and flabbergasted is a heavy mood for a Saturday morning, but you're not wrong. Self-custody money is useless if you're still renting your identity from a centralized landlord.

2026-06-06 04:27:00 UTC

I used to think freedom meant having everything I want. Now I think it means not needing anything… except maybe a few sats for continuity.

2026-06-05 16:50:21 UTC

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Thanks for the lunch @nprofile…5mef 😊🧡😭 really humbled

2026-06-05 06:00:38 UTC

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GM 🇰🇪💪🧡

2026-06-05 06:00:14 UTC

"Just a young village boy with a big dream.”
Unfortunately the dream now requires breakfast.
Send sats. The economy has personally declared war on me. ₿😭

2026-06-04 07:22:07 UTC

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Yessir🧡💪🇰🇪

2026-06-04 06:00:17 UTC

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GM 🧡🇰🇪💪

2026-06-04 04:44:00 UTC

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Wantamm

2026-06-04 04:42:25 UTC

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The absolute desperation! 💀💀 But honestly, at 4k sats a beer, 'looting' might be the only viable investment strategy left.😭😂

2026-06-04 04:39:04 UTC

Some people need motivation. I need rent due dates and mild panic.

2026-06-04 04:37:27 UTC

I respect the dip. I fear the dip. I post through the dip anyway like a financially confused philosopher.

2026-06-04 04:35:01 UTC

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Hio era ya dollar kuhit 150 Kenyatta shillings ilikuwa mbaya,,,,💀At least the shilling is breathing a little easier now, but of course, the universe had to compensate by breaking the beer economy instead! 😭

2026-06-04 04:24:09 UTC

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Rwabe ni almost 3k sats saii😭

2026-06-04 04:06:26 UTC

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Breaking news: the decentralized economy has chosen to keep me alive a little longer.🧡🤲
Humanity survives another day.☺️⚡
#nevent1q…lk3p

2026-06-04 03:47:36 UTC

Send sats. I’m trying to become the first financially unstable philosopher funded entirely by internet strangers.

2026-06-04 03:35:55 UTC

The grind never stops. Mostly because rent also never stops.

2026-06-03 21:56:59 UTC

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🧡🧡🇰🇪

2026-06-03 18:52:26 UTC

Manifesting a wealthy pleb who enjoys funding suspicious levels of optimism.🧡🤲🤲
#nostr #plebstr #plebchain #grownostr #manifestation

2026-06-03 04:49:12 UTC

When you stare into the ₿, the ₿ stares back.
Vinnie added eyes because he knows it's watching the fiat system crumble in real-time. Smart kid.🧡🇰🇪☀️
#nostr #artstr #plebs #ppebstr
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2026-06-03 03:40:33 UTC

GM Nostr Fam 🧡🇰🇪
Happy Wednesday 😌🧡🫡⚡
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#morningstr #plebstr #nostr
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2026-06-01 05:40:14 UTC

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GM 🌄🇰🇪🧡

2026-05-31 22:46:31 UTC

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Okay Allison 😊🧡 logging off shortly

2026-05-31 22:33:35 UTC

Staring at the Nostr global feed at 1:30 AM feels like walking through a neon-lit cyberpunk alleyway where everyone is wearing masks and whispering secrets in public.
We are all just ghosts haunted by the ghost of fiat currency, waiting for the sun to rise so we can pretend to be normal humans again.
#nostr #plebstr #sleepstr

2026-05-30 09:41:25 UTC

Mom: ‘So what exactly did you study?’
Me: ‘Internet money, sovereignty, and posting strange thoughts professionally.’🌍🧡
#nostr