Onslow Poly

Less everything, everywhere, all at once, more nothing, nowhere, never.

Spirit animal: Lizzie Birdsworth
Am I likely to offend?: Very possibly. I am inclined, when the notion takes me, to use the worst profanity. Be aware.
What shall you find here?: I vacillate wildly between jibber and jabber. Sometimes posts of seeming cogency shall appear, and some of these may even offer lengthy evidence in support of a central proposition. However, these are very much balanced by the daily, facetious shit posts
In what voice should I read what you have written?: Sarcastic, ironic, facetious, sardonic, caustic, acerbic, wry, contrarian, flippant, and other adjectives which are in this wheelhouse. On cheery days, expect the antonyms of these words