ShiftyMcTwizz

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2025-09-29 04:33:01 UTC

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Not supposed to stand on that step

2025-08-25 18:31:46 UTC

Can anyone help me start an albyhub channel? I have BTC but can't seem to pay the 18k sat invoice

2025-05-07 14:45:31 UTC

Ntag215 chips have a 7 byte serial number that they run through an elliptic curve to generate a 32 byte signature for verifying the manufacturer with their pubkey. Could I take that signature as a private key to generate an npub and nsec unique to that card? I understand it would not be best security practice, but would it work? #asknostr #dumbquestion

2025-05-07 02:22:28 UTC

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I guess I didn't answer your question. The reason for all local is just that it's local data. I just wanna use nostr as the backend but I don't necessarily need it to be accessible from outside. Most volunteers will use the anonymous note signed computer, but I hope to make a custom client that I could ask volunteers to use, then they could post richer notes, maybe a "data collection" chore where they Instagram my plants basically. Eventually I wanna make like volunteer leaderboards and stuff and maybe make that section public

2025-05-07 02:16:36 UTC

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I work for a nonprofit food pantry, that also has a one acre farm attached to supply produce for the community. Specifically, I am the STEM educator, I host field trips from the local schools as well as playing mad scientist around the farm, starting and only half-finishing experiments . Anyway I want to use nostr and NFC cards to manage volunteer identities as well as chores at the farm, and to track data so we can hopefully learn and improve. Nostr is perfect because I don't need to have any personal info from volunteers in order to create their ID's.
The idea is that Each garden bed or section of crops could have its own npub. We can initiate it and post a picture and relevant data when planting, and then post updates periodically as it grows up through harvest.
the garden manager can program and distribute nfc tokens throughout the farm where tasks are needed, i.e. weeding or harvesting. Volunteers can come through and see these tokens, perform the chore, return the token to the tracking computer and scan it. I want the tokens to initiate a simple note saying what chore was performed at which location, and the computer will just post/sign that note from its anonymous community nsec.

2025-05-06 18:26:01 UTC

@nprofile…thax this is why I love nostr, I've been dreaming big about some projects I'd like to build to automate some managerial tasks at the community farm I'm involved in; it looks like many of your recent projects will be super helpful to me, thank you for publishing them! Can you explain what dogfood is?

2025-05-02 03:23:24 UTC

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Do you need to die on it? More of a mound than a hill

2025-05-01 22:07:45 UTC

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Be the change you want to see in the world

2025-04-30 00:35:17 UTC

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Also could I make a super simple web client that only takes in the content of the note from the user, but has a static "anonymous" nsec it uses to publish as regardless of who uses the form, and only to that specified relay? #asknostr #dev #noob
#nevent1q…tzej

2025-04-30 00:30:03 UTC

I could run a private relay server on a WLAN not connected to the Internet, and anyone with it's ip address on that wifi could publish from any client to that relay right?

2025-04-25 03:21:31 UTC

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That scene where they're partying in the bar is wild

2025-04-18 16:37:15 UTC

This shit is life changing
https://youtu.be/gooflwluv38?si=1eos2vHmfGXwS2Zo

2025-02-28 03:00:30 UTC

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I haven't bought any coins for like 4 years, just cashed out most bit by bit and swapped stuff around since then. I've been wanting more but now I don't wanna jump the gun if it's gonna keep dumping off

2025-01-03 01:38:06 UTC

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I'm here and I don't talk about Bitcoin, but I don't really talk about much of anything. Would love to get something going though nice to meet you

2024-12-30 12:08:21 UTC

Woke up to my lightning channel being closed, so that's a bummer. GM and happy coffee

2024-12-24 17:15:27 UTC

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There is no "one right way" to live

2024-12-16 20:33:07 UTC

Any of you have #randomizer experience? I was thinking of doing a run through of Super Metroid from my sick bed today, but then got to thinking maybe I should rando it, or maybe OoT rando or something

2024-12-16 14:03:57 UTC

I almost made it through the whole year without getting sick. Feeling crummy today though. GM friendos ☕

2024-12-12 18:46:55 UTC

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You know, that's probably where I went wrong

2024-12-12 14:02:56 UTC

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Who knows? But you could probably catch a buzz off of it

2024-12-12 14:00:48 UTC

Someone come brew my coffee for me. I lack the gumption

2024-12-09 13:48:57 UTC

@nprofile…pgkd I don't want to alarm you but something happened to your pupil

2024-12-09 13:26:33 UTC

I'm very much not ready for this week to start. Kids got me up, gonna coffee it momentarily. GM Errybuddy

2024-12-08 21:59:08 UTC

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100, 1000, etc blocks ago

2024-12-08 20:46:40 UTC

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I found that menu, but it looked like that would have the effect of always blocking. Basically I don't want to unfollow everyone, but it would be cool to scroll through content that WASNT 75% Bitcoin centric once in a while

2024-12-08 20:22:24 UTC

Is it possible in Amethyst to make a feed that has certain words blacklisted, if I don't want to globally block them?

2024-12-08 19:18:59 UTC

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Sure made the pizza taste better

2024-12-08 18:34:09 UTC

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Whats the alternative? 4 Tbsp I guess

2024-12-08 18:26:45 UTC

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Yeah I figured qr or maybe even NFC if I can talk my employer into it. I could even have the volunteers use the system, but I think I would need to make a custom client for it that doesn't allow adding outside relays or something.

2024-12-08 18:16:46 UTC

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So I work on a farm that serves a community food pantry. I've been thinking of running a local relay to serve as a kind of inventory/crop progress journal/time tracking. Hypothetical workflow of take a picture and post a new note when a plot is planted. Then progress pictures on a weekly basis or whatever posted as comments to that top level note, showing growth or evidence of weeding or general health observations, etc.

2024-12-08 17:49:57 UTC

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And in the end it doesn't even matter

2024-12-08 17:33:16 UTC

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The toad is one of our reality's great teachers

2024-12-08 17:10:08 UTC

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wow Tom what a realistic painting lol

2024-12-08 16:51:25 UTC

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Avoiding bankruptcy is overrated

2024-12-08 02:03:32 UTC

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For sure. I hope I didn't come off overly critical. I did have a bit of the impression that these were just direct rips of other content, like curation for this nostr audience (which is a service I absolutely appreciate, I love seeing your work on my feed), and if that were the case then I might think the citation would be a straightforward thing to list in addition.
On the other hand Its not like I would expect a bibliography and all of your sources cited for a well researched and formatted post, mostly just curious is all.

2024-12-08 01:35:03 UTC

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Why dont you name the author and photographer in your credits?

2024-12-08 00:28:12 UTC

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Is this a more accurate translation? https://image.nostr.build/0c0803a3108b57a2d881d9cd590a287bcc7158d2309809abbcf904f0404f021c.jpg

2024-12-08 00:14:30 UTC

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It fucked me up hard when it really sank in how separate each of our experiences can be. There is nothing objective in our neighborhood lol

2024-12-08 00:11:16 UTC

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Have you read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn?

2024-12-08 00:03:22 UTC

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Ending personal property would stop theft

2024-12-07 23:55:57 UTC

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Thank you! I got the bootable made, and tried it out on an old laptop. It made it to the Firefox browser for install but I wasn't prepared to wipe that particular machine, so I guess I'm waiting till Monday to push the project further.

2024-12-07 02:48:16 UTC

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If you use Gboard on your phone, you can change the "keyboard layout" as a Morse key to practice. Also, this tool taught me over the course of a few days to type or recognize visually. I still can't hear it and understand it though.
https://morse.withgoogle.com/learn/

2024-12-07 02:12:04 UTC

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Did you use their diy in the documentation? I was just looking at the two options for live-usb, I guess the x86 non free one?

2024-12-07 01:23:12 UTC

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Am I reading right that I could make a LAN relay say for my coworkers and I to all use for office chat or something, rather than a discord or slack or whatever?

2024-12-07 01:18:25 UTC

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If I have citrine backing up all notes to my phone, would boosting a note also back that up to my phone?

2024-12-07 00:32:39 UTC

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Boink

2024-12-07 00:32:09 UTC

I want to run a relay, looking at the guide here https://usenostr.org/relay it says I need to purchase a domain. Would I be able to use my employer's square space address?

2024-12-06 15:50:24 UTC

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hallo

2024-12-06 15:48:07 UTC

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why is e optimal base? I like the kind of content where people passionately argue for base-12. good stuff.

2024-12-06 15:43:10 UTC

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or I guess tuah the moon is better. whatever

2024-12-06 15:42:03 UTC

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to the Muan

2024-12-06 15:41:33 UTC

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you mine salt?

2024-12-06 15:29:27 UTC

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lol yuck. what is normie food?

2024-12-06 15:28:29 UTC

GM Friends, happy coffee-O-Clock. Kids are with their grandma this morning, so I'm off to work earlier than usual

2024-12-05 02:45:21 UTC

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Me too. I keep telling myself now is the time to actually build something but I never actually get started

2024-12-05 01:26:19 UTC

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What other languages do you know? What are you hoping to do with Rust?

2024-12-02 19:07:30 UTC

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it opens a new window showing the note in question, a new comment field, default zap amounts, and the "send x zaps" button. but when I click to submit it just gets stuck, and the transaction doesn't seem to be passing to albyhub - the extension popup window never shows up for confirmation.
it opens the extension for approval for other actions, for instance approval for new notes, or changes to settings.

2024-12-02 18:55:49 UTC

I'm running #nostrudel locally and have it signed in through alby extension in my opera browser. I have the lightning wallet configured in settings, but I'm unable to send zaps. Any ideas on troubleshooting?

2024-11-30 23:07:35 UTC

Just saw this purple nostrich on the clock app and knew it needed to come over here - it was on an account called "underrated Simpsons moments", but I don't think it's their oc https://video.nostr.build/b6f087a9e4c1860a1519d917458cbbca3dd953ca6c9b9c1b9d6935e069f30007.mp4

2024-11-30 21:15:01 UTC

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So I don't really get all the lingo yet. I have some amount of sats in my Albyhub, that is associated with this npub. If I had a different npub that I wanted to associate with some of those sats, could I use them to open a channel to your node?

2024-11-30 20:38:48 UTC

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That's not what I heard otters pockets are for.
#nevent1q…0d0t

2024-11-30 20:38:04 UTC

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What is stemstr

2024-11-30 02:52:02 UTC

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Follow your dreams

2024-11-30 00:13:48 UTC

I am planning to use an npub as an identity for work, andd log everything I do there as a timecard proof of work. Would there be a most-appropriate relay configuration fo me to use for this kind of use of nostr?

2024-11-29 00:10:49 UTC

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No, but I am familiar with the cassettes at least

2024-11-28 15:59:43 UTC

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I never made a starter myself. Have some boring store bought yeast dough in the fridge proofed overnight, gonna make focaccia to serve with the food in just a few

2024-11-28 15:56:58 UTC

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Intersection

2024-11-28 15:21:19 UTC

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No sourdough?

2024-11-28 15:19:47 UTC

Hey does anyone have much experience with edibles? I'm making budder to serve some brownies or something today, but I forgot to decarb. Did I waste all my weed or will I be safe just simmering it for longer before straining and baking?

2024-11-28 13:47:28 UTC

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I bet it'll be wonderful, looks great

2024-11-27 23:20:36 UTC

Do any of you have traditional Thanksgiving meal items that aren't exactly typical? In our house it's Chile Colorado. I can skip the casseroles and stuffings, but I look forward all year to having it drizzled over the top of the turkey, gravy, and potatoes; stain the whole damn plate red. #thanksgiving #foodstr

2024-11-27 21:48:14 UTC

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I'm always grateful for family and friends. I'm also grateful for all of the opportunities learning and growing I've had this past year.

2024-11-27 20:21:55 UTC

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Drive safe

2024-11-25 23:30:44 UTC

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Damn foiled again lol. That's fine we didn't want you in gnomeclub anyway hahahah

2024-11-25 22:12:17 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/f35e293f508c37f114fccff80a559ea6cebaa3d8db4b857c38e994dada1eb4cb.jpg

2024-11-25 18:51:08 UTC

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What are you afraid of though? Give it meaning, it's up to you.

2024-11-25 18:14:43 UTC

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You already know it was a real place

2024-11-25 04:01:32 UTC

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Like tinyllama or hugging face or whatever

2024-11-25 03:58:50 UTC

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Lies it's aliens

2024-11-24 22:06:10 UTC

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Yes

2024-11-23 19:16:18 UTC

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It's beautiful

2024-11-23 15:46:46 UTC

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Fucking Ballers indeed

2024-11-23 14:52:18 UTC

I've been struggling with an earworm on repeat in my head the past few days, bubbling up every 10 minutes or so. Every new block or so I guess if I know my audience... Anyway it's not a song. It's @nprofile…gplw over and over. Catchy-ass name

2024-11-23 14:21:45 UTC

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Zettel style with time too 202411230721

2024-11-23 14:00:44 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/0c2b76dee22e8fae94056075c3abeb54d1f9a76faf0f8d057689df89ec272a71.jpg

2024-11-23 13:23:52 UTC

You know how time is circular? I've just realized pirates that chomped on a gold doubloon to make sure it's the real thing cause they knew - there's no value like a #bitcoin

2024-11-23 04:43:57 UTC

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🌈

2024-11-23 01:11:20 UTC

Please offer me some suggestions for how I should contribute a weird pizza to Thanksgiving next week? I wanna use traditional T-day flavors but as food-crime as possible. Like cranberry sauce and giblets or something.

2024-11-22 20:42:32 UTC

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Anything is possible. We're unlimited

2024-11-22 20:41:17 UTC

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Wait wtf was > then switched to ~

2024-11-22 20:40:57 UTC

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You can say that again

2024-11-22 20:35:17 UTC

For today's pizzas I didnt have enough pepperonis, so I experimented on the second one. I did El Pato sauce instead of tomato, and fried hash-Spam for toppings. Morally questionable, but tasty

2024-11-22 18:18:41 UTC

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South America?

2024-11-22 18:17:22 UTC

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Frank

2024-11-22 15:52:50 UTC

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Word

2024-11-22 13:49:31 UTC

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Wow l haven't seen that meme in years