🇬🇧 MummaBear 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ( Dame)

ITM UK

* never underestimate my imagination or sarcasm 🤣
NAS since 2017
NA.S since 2024

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2026-03-29 11:28:19 UTC

They have run out of things to steal! 🥴
Nestlé says 413,793 KitKat candy bars stolen en route from Italy to Poland https://share.google/t3RjIqsThTTXP7vpv
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2026-03-25 21:14:55 UTC

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@nprofile…pjj0 oh that looks like it. Where did you find that?

2026-03-25 20:14:30 UTC

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@nprofile…swsj @nprofile…jgdk maybe your were just taking to much?

2026-03-25 20:12:33 UTC

I'm looking for a source to tell me the correct rear differential oil to use on a 2014 jeep cherokee KL 2.0 diesel.
No, my local jeep dealership didn't know🤣

2026-03-25 19:34:18 UTC

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@nprofile…pjj0 is that good or bad?

2026-03-23 17:52:29 UTC

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@nprofile…4739 who's marriage?

2026-03-21 11:38:06 UTC

Everyone is excited that all schools in our area will be receiving a Stab emergency Pack. 🤬
No one has questioned why our society is so bad that these resources are needed in the country let alone in our suburbs 😭
Even I was a kid teenagers carried ghetto blasters! Not knives.
@nprofile…jdwz

2026-03-10 18:08:49 UTC

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@nprofile…9d54 @nprofile…dlsx @nprofile…mlw7 🤣

2026-03-09 18:17:21 UTC

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2026-03-08 20:46:04 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx @nprofile…mlw7 @nprofile…9d54 I don't think wine helps. Just eat the grapes. Alcohol is bad for blood 😁

2026-03-08 18:11:55 UTC

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@nprofile…mlw7 @nprofile…9d54 @nprofile…dlsx his up and eating 👌

2026-03-06 20:02:35 UTC

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@nprofile…pjj0 @nprofile…t344 yearly. Up £100 this year

2026-03-02 13:14:32 UTC

Wow my car tax is now £265 😯

2026-03-01 19:09:15 UTC

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@nprofile…pjj0 dunno. It's the dryer. Made the wall socket all brown 😯

2026-03-01 16:57:16 UTC

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@nprofile…pjj0 . The other one melted 😯
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2026-02-28 20:35:36 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n 🤣 . I'm not sure if I trust it. I have room for a tyre if I take that out emmm

2026-02-28 18:42:27 UTC

Haha, just watched my son replace a plug ... After he watched a video🤣.
We learnt at school. Did you ?

2026-02-28 18:36:54 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n @nprofile…eanz internet says. 4 -10 years!

2026-02-28 18:32:55 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n @nprofile…eanz yeah I have a flask thingy. Will it still work after 12 years?

2026-02-28 16:15:24 UTC

What is this BS
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2026-02-28 11:30:02 UTC

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@nprofile…eanz it's 12 year old 🤣. Yeah big split. All sorted now 👌

2026-02-28 11:29:09 UTC

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@nprofile…55ct no lol. I abandoned the car. And called out a mobile tyre company £180 🥴. Crappy tyre to

2026-02-24 19:31:39 UTC

I hit a fudging great pothole.... Puncture. Road side recovery 6 hours 🤣.
Called the police who moved me to a safe place ( I was on a back road 60mph).
Waited..... Abandoned the car got a lift home.
Gonna cancel the roadside membership.

2026-02-23 13:03:14 UTC

Bcc people
Use it 🙄

2026-02-21 09:18:32 UTC

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@nprofile…jdwz @nprofile…eanz I keep forgetting 🤣

2026-02-20 11:32:27 UTC

How does data travel from Mars to earth?

2026-02-20 09:17:48 UTC

Sugar!
Ranked: The World’s Most Harvested Crops https://share.google/1I0xLtIPNwgwG8uhq
"Many of the world’s largest crops are used as much for animal feed and biofuels as for direct human consumption."
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2026-02-19 22:54:08 UTC

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@nprofile…jdwz everyone stopped looking at Starmer and Co 🤬

2026-02-07 15:15:32 UTC

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@nprofile…lz9u adorable 😍 what breed?

2026-01-31 09:43:32 UTC

How come birth rates around the world are plummeting, even in Asian countries. The world's population is increasing?

2026-01-19 17:50:26 UTC

UK parking 🤣
Two rescued after Stapleford supermarket car park crash - BBC News https://share.google/kOwlASaoGgZm4iUUK
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2026-01-05 18:08:46 UTC

We had snow this morning.
Were all praying for more 🤣 .
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2026-01-03 16:48:37 UTC

🤗 What remedies do you have for chest infections? 😮‍💨

2025-12-30 20:42:46 UTC

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@nprofile…9lar omg Me sitting down 😂

2025-12-23 19:31:59 UTC

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brand-New 2026 Mercedes-Benz X-Class: Ultimate Luxury Pickup ,Powerful Luxury Pickup, Powerful Engine , Price, Features - USA Today https://share.google/7WadXeCxON9bVkpDb
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2025-12-01 17:03:19 UTC

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@nprofile…dzvs it's a gosling?

2025-10-03 15:15:30 UTC

We played Monopoly in our maths lesson today. I taught them....
Back handers.
How banks really work.
We even managed to find out how much tax a UK citizen pays. 3/4 of your income ends up on taxes. 🤣

2025-09-03 17:55:09 UTC

Nope. I have this crap turned off.
3pm when everyone is in work or school. 🤬
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2025-08-25 09:34:46 UTC

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@nprofile…ss46 I have a visit about once a year. The guy comes in and looks at the TV I show him I don't have an iPlayer account. Then her goes 😂

2025-08-25 09:32:49 UTC

So filtering?
Japan has opened its first osmotic power plant – so what is it and how does it work? | Japan | The Guardian https://share.google/SksaofHGhVjVzGHFY

2025-08-24 18:57:29 UTC

UK you need a TV licence to watch ANY live TV. On any station.

2025-08-21 15:24:34 UTC

What day hell is this... 🧐
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2025-08-14 06:54:30 UTC

Immigrants... Were are they getting there money?
Twin Lamborghinis seized in central London supercar crackdown - BBC News https://share.google/JQFlL2o29EIDMYEvp
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2025-08-13 10:32:28 UTC

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@nprofile…w86q 😂😂😂. 4 days of sun and were in a drought 😂

2025-08-08 20:06:16 UTC

‘NHS cut funding to my 98-year-old grandmother because she didn’t die on time’ https://share.google/raKrZXZFHI1Zm0obL
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2025-08-03 16:24:12 UTC

Oh now they decide it's not ok... 😳
Crackdown on Channel crossing social media adverts - BBC News https://share.google/pFj7qCXdy83hUI5IS
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2025-08-03 11:51:27 UTC

15 minute cities didn't work. This will stop you moving freely.
#London
Portobello Road residents take legal action over anti-terror barriers - BBC News https://share.google/HNfL8uk4S8MxIfq0m
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2025-08-01 20:22:44 UTC

😭
Most popular boys' and girls' names of 2024 revealed - BBC News https://share.google/9gFQiUIfDUiNbByYA
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2025-07-25 17:42:55 UTC

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@nprofile…rm5x I don't wanna know how you know this

2025-07-15 19:39:07 UTC

12-year-old girl put into isolation for wearing a union flag dress to her school's culture day https://share.google/7WSLdEVEI1XFNaNYX
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2025-07-13 19:04:38 UTC

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@nprofile…yqxl @nprofile…5098 he has a puncture😂

2025-07-09 19:50:29 UTC

The chainsaw is wearing a mask???
Police shoot man 'with chainsaw, wearing a gas mask' - BBC News https://share.google/uDr55D9VqxCRSo5aN

2025-06-02 04:23:38 UTC

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@nprofile…pscx @nprofile…ksq8 film your mouth with water. Hold your chin down to touch your chest and swallow 😎

2025-06-01 18:30:19 UTC

When trump says MAGA what time period is he referring to?

2025-05-16 20:46:51 UTC

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@nprofile…6hv0 ahhh that's crappy

2025-05-14 19:11:53 UTC

Yeah !
Large Hadron Collider scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold | The Independent
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/large-hadron-collider-lead-gold-b2749928.html

2025-05-09 19:07:48 UTC

Is Tom hanks a pdf file?

2025-05-01 19:31:30 UTC

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@nprofile…w4rp remember the clocks changed

2025-04-30 15:59:34 UTC

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2025-04-17 20:25:44 UTC

Your phone is scanning your face all the time...
Discord's face scanning age checks 'start of a bigger shift' - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjr75wypg0vo
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2025-04-15 18:21:05 UTC

Zelensky was an actor in a TV series? What show was this?

2025-04-09 13:08:37 UTC

How do I find the user Manuel for this gas fire? I've spent ages trying to find it!
What am I doing wrong 😭
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2025-04-07 18:45:55 UTC

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@nprofile…nwa0 members only! How do you know you will like it!

2025-04-06 18:12:15 UTC

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@nprofile…ksq8 thx !

2025-04-05 18:58:44 UTC

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@nprofile…p3ra link or IMDb page?

2025-03-19 20:49:27 UTC

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@nprofile…e0cd @nprofile…rlzq @nprofile…6wcm @nprofile…732y 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

2025-03-17 21:42:03 UTC

Yummy 🤢
" products are grown from cells in small chemical plants."
Lab-grown food could be sold in UK in two years - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2ern1zjkvyo
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2025-03-17 12:47:21 UTC

Feck me the NHS has outsourced my asthma nurse to a pharma rep !
Guess what, I have a new inhaler 😲

2025-03-07 06:33:46 UTC

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@nprofile…y0qh @nprofile…3m86 that will put you in prison over here 😂.
All garages take it for free to be " recycled"

2025-03-05 08:51:12 UTC

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@nprofile…gu0q yeah and vocal fry. One woman just screamed the whole time!

2025-03-04 21:49:17 UTC

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@nprofile…g7vf they scream and shout. Just talk calmly!!

2025-03-04 21:26:39 UTC

Why do women's voices in podcasts annoy me so much?

2025-02-25 12:39:20 UTC

I've had to walk around the corridors to get around the hospital.
Most are filled will old people on beds. It's shocking.
All the staff are foreigners.
This is the most bazaar place.

2025-02-24 22:34:02 UTC

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@nprofile…yg20 don't have X. Was he still on there after take off 😂

2025-02-24 10:00:40 UTC

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@nprofile…rkj5 @nprofile…34yy @nprofile…z2kg na, some guy was arrested for hitting a player 😔

2025-02-24 07:57:34 UTC

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@nprofile…rkj5 @nprofile…34yy @nprofile…z2kg crikey. Nothing is allowed in the UK. The last thing to be thrown was coins😲

2025-02-23 18:12:13 UTC

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@nprofile…34yy @nprofile…rkj5 @nprofile…z2kg the UK used to have football gangs and riots.... Things had to change.

2025-02-23 13:26:58 UTC

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@nprofile…rkj5 @nprofile…z2kg @nprofile…34yy I think the UK stadiums are segregated.

2025-02-23 10:32:53 UTC

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@nprofile…rkj5 @nprofile…34yy you can't go alone. That's crazy!

2025-02-22 21:28:09 UTC

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@nprofile…34yy yeah. You can travel easily. London to Liverpool is about 170 miles

2025-02-22 20:45:21 UTC

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@nprofile…34yy in the UK people like the most popular teams. Season tickets are for the very rich only and live all over the country.
People will also support their non-premiere local team.

2025-02-21 18:58:55 UTC

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@nprofile…kh8z putting the head lower than the heart is not a good idea for migraine!

2025-02-15 20:37:02 UTC

Remember when they said....
#neverforget
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2025-02-12 13:36:39 UTC

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@nprofile…hmph @nprofile…sacm only because women think there is money to share... Men😂
Fyi Hyundai.... No women had that on a iwoot list

2025-02-12 13:36:32 UTC

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@nprofile…hmph @nprofile…sacm only because women think there is money to share... Men😂
Fyi Hyundai.... No women had that on a iwoot lost

2025-02-12 13:33:06 UTC

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@nprofile…rm5x omg these videos are awesome huh

2025-02-12 13:28:48 UTC

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@nprofile…zfmq omg this makes me so sad.
The colour of the fence looks like the sky