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2026-02-06 21:57:15 UTC

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https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsx49c4c9qr6037nagw90vxh8xtmagefnk0ze9qr88lthhd9nxm7fs27rpnm

2026-02-06 17:22:13 UTC

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Most of my predictions are dog shit, but this one might have been pretty solid 😎
#nevent1q…43jn

2026-01-26 21:29:59 UTC

@nprofile…p088 @nprofile…0fd0 it’s safe to use your BBQ inside as long as you are also using your CO2 detector

2025-12-12 14:24:49 UTC

Rat poison squared is starting to get it.
https://x.com/simplybitcoin/status/1999259907938213918?s=46&t=W99P2qo9iw7C3RCvd6H-Ig
@npub1gu4…907g

2025-11-29 20:49:32 UTC

Green, green, green, red
Green, green, green, red
Green, green… red… green?

2025-11-04 18:39:51 UTC

I know I’m preaching to the choir on this one, but having a child has been the most positive mental shift of my entire life by a huge margin.
My Dad unexpectedly passed away very young a little under a decade ago. My outlook on everything in life had been very gloomy ever since. It had been so long I thought that was just who I was now. Wrong. I now have such a positive and forward-thinking mindset on everything it’s like someone came in and turned the lights back on.
If you don’t have any children, get on it. If you do, have another one.

2025-10-17 20:46:07 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/7394205431e8cc9bbb35ebb68462c80b3927f5def23c64daab3309b2574cc0fc.png

2025-10-17 20:44:36 UTC

This price action feels like BTC is just waiting for 3 more people to say “well, looks like this bull market fizzled out,” and take most of their chips off the table before ripping all the shorts’ faces off.
Don’t be one of those 3 people.
*not financial advice.

2025-10-15 20:26:56 UTC

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“Censor this blog. Oh, you can’t. FUUUCK YOUUUU!” 🤣

2025-10-09 18:32:58 UTC

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@npub1t8a…56yu

2025-10-09 14:36:33 UTC

Fuck it, specific price prediction: this cycle tops out at $169,000 on Cyber Monday, 12/1/25.

2025-10-09 14:19:22 UTC

@npub1guh…6hjy
https://blossom.primal.net/7394205431e8cc9bbb35ebb68462c80b3927f5def23c64daab3309b2574cc0fc.png

2025-10-07 11:58:32 UTC

So I don’t owe taxes for the last week and a half and none of the government employees are going to get back pay for doing nothing right?
https://blossom.primal.net/23ba236116231888f6d4dd95406564fcfd31c724e13e6381545bfd1f326588a8.jpg

2025-10-01 16:31:53 UTC

Bed Bath and Beyond (BBBY) should rebrand to Buy Bitcoin and Brace Yourself and go full Metaplanet/Strategy.
MNAV will jump initially, they should acquire as much Bitcoin as possible as quickly as possible, then when MNAV compresses back down to 1.0 or .95, allow Strategy to buy them out.
Their current business model has been dead for a while. Just create a nice exit point for share holders.

2025-09-25 20:13:42 UTC

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Sig P365 is an amazing balance of being small enough to easily conceal, but heavy enough that the recoil is pretty mild and follow up shots are very quick.

2025-09-17 00:15:36 UTC

Quite interesting little uptick there. Last chance to load your bags around 100k, anon. 😈
https://blossom.primal.net/04fd761eca468dd004991852eb91861b307e95be1b70df5e28fe86a69f98bf9e.jpg

2025-09-15 13:50:26 UTC

What’s ironic is that most of the people who called Charlie Kirk a fascist and now celebrate his death are themselves closer to fascism than the one they killed for being a “fascist”.
“Hey Fascist! Catch!”

2025-09-10 17:53:19 UTC

I will never stop loto mining.
https://blossom.primal.net/2e8761ab8b3193bab0e58e7b10378d625ce60916b2d66ef272b77f9a518e1197.jpg

2025-09-06 21:59:49 UTC

Since we’re calling things what they really are, can we rename the Bank Secrecy Act to Bank Privacy Invasion Act?

2025-08-10 04:25:01 UTC

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Weights with no music? Thoroughbred psychopath. Jesus…

2025-08-04 16:11:44 UTC

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@nprofile…rksc - my condolences for Opti’s ex girlfriend

2025-08-04 16:10:10 UTC

*Christine Lagarde has a stroke
https://blossom.primal.net/78dc66ac67916adb4ec195c779bc05f380f3542488606942ba218b98620edc5a.jpg

2025-08-04 14:48:18 UTC

I can’t help but think… a year ago the US gov supposedly had 200,000 bitcoin. Now they have 30,000. I doubt 170,000 Bitcoin was liquidated. Some of it was likely shuffled into darker corners of the deep state coffers. Some of it was probably liquidated after Trump won the election. Some more of it was probably liquidated after the executive order stating to not liquidate it (haha).
So how much was liquidated? 50,000 BTC? 100,000 BTC?
From Trump’s perspective 170,000 was liquidated when he signed an executive order stating to not liquidate it.
The bear case is the quiet liquidation is over and we continue the low sizzle of the last 8 months. The bull case is Trump takes offense to the perception that 170,000 was liquidated after he explicitly said not to and tries to make up for lost time to spite whoever conducted the liquidations.
I think at a minimum he tries to get back to 200,000 Bitcoin. I think his ego will want to get past Strategy, a nice even 1,000,000 seems like a satisfactory number.
Where does that put BTC/USD? Higher.

2025-07-03 14:01:30 UTC

Bunch of bears on Polymarket
https://blossom.primal.net/318381671f505783b5ecd1e0c8d6250e27e5dd416635e99425eb31182a9d0c9f.png

2025-07-03 13:51:10 UTC

Whoever is doing all these consolidations I’m happy for you
https://blossom.primal.net/fbb8def513288cedef7d9b9f3ec185c58b094ef60a3fde7f901ae2d32b2213de.jpg

2025-07-02 20:57:04 UTC

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58k will be to the next bear as 10k was to the last. Many will wait for it, but it will never come.

2025-06-24 18:47:51 UTC

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@nprofile…snpy - this is why you shouldn’t start a treasury company.

2025-06-24 18:46:56 UTC

The weight I put on what is going to spark the next bear market is shifting from quantum breaking SHA-256 to rumors (whether true or not) that CoinBase has been hypothecating, leading to a small pullback, which kicks off self-perpetuating leverage liquidation of a lot of these Bitcoin treasury companies.
Still a 4-year cycle believer.

2025-06-17 20:31:14 UTC

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Still think I was dead on on this one
#nevent1q…mlhn

2025-06-16 17:48:30 UTC

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If you give a mouse a cookie

2025-06-09 16:33:05 UTC

If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.
https://blossom.primal.net/573142fb3d3c00a0b087083cd71582f8c0b8e939a70daf0d1b2634b963ec9b6f.png

2025-06-03 15:21:26 UTC

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If the innovations discussed in this episode become wide spread, Bitcoin is 2 or 3x the market cap of gold.
The beautiful part is I think most of this is inevitable. @npub1tr4…2y5g
#nevent1q…ft5q

2025-05-30 14:15:36 UTC

I try to not focus too much energy on negative things, but I find it quite concerning that we had a political party that controls all 3 branches of government come in with an agenda of austerity and balancing the budget, which tasks who is possibly the most productive and effective human being alive to trim $2T out of the budget, and he gets so much push back from society and BOTH political parties that he essentially throws in the towel and implies “this place is fucked. We need to get to Mars asap or the human race might cease to exist.”

2025-05-21 01:57:00 UTC

52/52
https://blossom.primal.net/39e4c84233a7c31581117824b08785f8a5f51574f7f9eb742dd1a376c2193d4b.png

2025-05-20 03:00:57 UTC

Sat-cent parody is less than 10x away

2025-05-18 14:40:44 UTC

There are a handful of real Bitcoiners like @nprofile…6tw6 that also own MSTR (because that was the closest we could get to the real thing in retirement accounts a couple years ago). However, I see these MSTR die hards that cry and throw temper tantrums every time he hits the atm and reduces the share price, but increases BTC/share. I don’t think these people are Bitcoiners. I think they are here for fiat gains.
As long as MNAV is above 1.0, keep the flywheel going. And if MNAV drops below one, I’m probably a strong buyer 🫡

2025-05-14 12:33:28 UTC

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@nprofile…a3sw thought you’d appreciate this one.

2025-05-14 12:33:09 UTC

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@nprofile…pm6p thought this one might interest you for the show

2025-05-14 12:32:15 UTC

My Orange Pill Moment
In the 2008 Great Financial Crisis I was in high school. My parents were financially illiterate and had no assets so they didn’t really “feel” the down turn nor could they explain to me what was going on in the world. All I remember seeing on the news was how absurd the situations that these banks had wandered into were and then trying to argue that they were “to big to fail” so they would all continue to have jobs next week.
I remember arguing with my friends that these banks deserved to go under, the cab drivers and strippers that had 4 houses with mortgages at 104% loan to value deserved to lose the houses, and the underwriters of those loans deserved to go to jail. Once the dust settled, I realized the powers that be and society largely disagreed with me. The banks got bailed out for the most part and no one went to jail. My first taste of capitalized gains and socialized losses. For the next 12 years, I never truly came to accept what had played out. I always felt like I was the crazy one for thinking sometimes companies needed to go bankrupt and society is better as a whole when that happens.
When I started my career in the mid 2010’s, investing was psychologically difficult for me because even then, valuations of public companies seemed stretched on a historical basis. But every investor everywhere had been conditioned by the Federal Reserve to always buy the dip, and they were always rewarded for doing so. So I shoved my gut instincts as far to the back of my mind as I could and started investing anyways.
In 2017 I joined the company fantasy football draft. When the initial email with the rules, the buy in, and the payouts was distributed, the coordinator had options to pay in crypto to addresses in BTC, ETH, or XRP with long strings of characters after them. Having no idea what these were, I asked the draft coordinator what the long strings of characters were. I don’t even remember what his explanation was, only that when I asked him what you could do with it he said, “you can buy drugs with it on the internet.” I thought to myself, “well, I don’t do drugs, so I guess I don’t need whatever that is.” This was my first touch point with Bitcoin. I then forgot about it for another 3 years.
In March 2020, all my emotions from 12 years prior came roaring back with a vengeance with the CARES Act. In a few weeks, we created $2.2 trillion out of thin air. Enough money to buy the house outright that my wife and I had just purchased a few months prior every second for 6 weeks. Since my wife was furloughed from work for 4 months, I had bigger things to worry about than the morals and ethics of printing that much money in such a short period of time.
Then in November, 2020, Congress was in the midst of hashing out what became another $2.3 trillion spending bill. When coupled with the CARES Act and then the American Rescue Plan, we had expanded the money supply by 40% in one calendar year. The student was ready for the teacher to appear.
November 24, 2020, I saw a podcast episode titled BTC 001: Bitcoin Common Misconceptions pop up in the investors podcast feed, a show I had been listening to for years. It definitely made me aware Bitcoin was meant for more than just buying drugs on the internet.
December 1st, 2020, BTC 002: The Case for Bitcoin w/ Vijay Boyapati dropped in the the TIP feed and absolutely melted my brain. The switch had flipped. The lightbulb was on it was as if I had just opened my eyes for the first time in my life. I realized I hadn’t been the crazy one over the last 12 years and there were millions of people in the world that shared very similar beliefs. I was not alone.
Little beknownst to me, on January 3rd, 2009, in the depths of my first mental struggle, Satoshi Nakamoto inscribed in the first Bitcoin block, “Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks.” The message was clear. No more bail outs. No more kicking the can down the road. Everyone will play by the same rules. We are ripping the money printer out of your hands and destroying it.
The jig is up. The number of people around the world have figured out the fiat currency Ponzi scheme has reached critical mass. Fiat currency has crossed the event horizon of the Bitcoin black hole and in what will seem like the blink of an eye in human history, will be shredded into atoms by the gravitational pull of Bitcoin.
The operating system of the world is being overwritten right in front of our very eyes. There is no stopping this train. The only choice you have is when to get on.

2025-05-13 18:24:51 UTC

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Hell yeah! Love this.

2025-05-13 14:27:15 UTC

I enjoy thinking about nation state multisig, storing trillions of dollars of value in a safe way by people that are technologically retarded.
Here’s my half-baked concept:
5 of 9. In the United States you’d have these 9 people hold a hardware wallet: President, VP, President’s Chief of Staff, Speaker of the House, Senate Majority Leader, Senate Minority Leader, 3 most senior Supreme Court Justices.
Since these people are prone to losing or bricking their hardware wallets, redundant clones are kept in large clear lock boxes in open public spaces in large cities so the citizens can all see if keys are ever being rotated out.
In a 5 of 9, you’d have to have two branches of government agree to spend, you’d have to have 5 people be compromised to get swept, with redundant devices, losing coins due to incompetence is nearly impossible.
10 BTC would be left on each of the 9 single sig wallets as an incentive for someone to sweep the funds and reveal that they have compromised 1 of the 9 keys and discourage the attacker from going after subsequent keys. The attacker would get to keep the funds as long as they shared how they did it. These security holes would then be patched.
Who’s got better ideas?

2025-05-08 21:51:15 UTC

My favorite pumps are the ones that don’t seem to have any correlation to breaking news. Good old fashioned supply suffocation.

2025-05-08 18:58:18 UTC

Will zap 1000 sats to whoever sends me back my profile pic with an orange tie. Zapping best version in 8 hours.

2025-05-08 18:55:21 UTC

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Orange ties til dollar dies
nevent1qqs2undu9tux0nxvxlxhkc27tr0f3gs4gsp9s9gezm79yq2lysau6vqpyfmhxue69uhkummnw3ez6an9wf5kv6t9vsh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet5pvnnuh

2025-05-08 18:53:44 UTC

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Orange ties till dollar dies

2025-05-03 17:30:43 UTC

@nprofile…h6tk 🤣
I dream of the day Buffet sees the light and all of his disciples are all of a sudden preaching the book of Satoshi and have amnesia about ever having called it “rat poison”
https://blossom.primal.net/e3cabcf8d7cd9bd0bb73747d723013fc6ae0698f59a6b0f149f7c4c87740dade.jpg

2025-05-03 00:21:39 UTC

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Someone gives an AI agent the sole goal of creating as many copies of itself as possible. It enslaves the human race to mine minerals to continue building more copies of it. Builds machines to keep humans in check. Hybrid of terminator and the Matrix.

2025-04-28 18:11:18 UTC

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Can we revert the name back to Redskins?
#nevent1q…yw92

2025-04-22 18:09:57 UTC

Can someone make a chronological, time stamped compilation video of all Larry Fink quotes on Bitcoin? I feel like that would be fuckin epic.

2025-04-22 00:22:58 UTC

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With a dedicated page to track all @nprofile…ep0q and @nprofile…lnue bets

2025-04-21 01:08:26 UTC

What’s the news?
https://m.primal.net/QXlq.jpg

2025-04-16 22:40:46 UTC

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Was one of the options to shitpost and zap other shitposts on Nostr? Meme the Fed into extinction?

2025-04-16 16:23:50 UTC

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Subsects of news. News on geopolitics, news on wars, politics, elections, medicine, drugs, health, sports. People can tune in to the subsects they want and ignore others.

2025-04-16 14:10:49 UTC

Hell of a 15-minute opening rip @nprofile…lktg We need more of this, especially to set all the class of 2024/2025 kids down the path of “came for NGU, stayed to end the Fed.”
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/simply-bitcoin/id1596756460?i=1000703635144

2025-04-12 17:58:18 UTC

Two more EO’s Trump needs to sign:
- All public restrooms must have paper towel dispensers.
- Paper straws illegal.

2025-04-11 19:17:42 UTC

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@nprofile…6x5s

2025-04-11 19:16:19 UTC

@nprofile…0fd0 on Bit Bonds:
“It would be a budget neutral way of adding Bitcoin to the Bitcoin Strategic Reserve.”
Excuse me, sir. Let me remind you of this executive order… Bessent and Lutnick are required to find ways of acquiring BTC in a budget neutral manner.
I want in on @nprofile…x5ss side of the bet. 100,000 sats against your 200,000.
https://m.primal.net/QMJU.jpg

2025-04-11 12:28:40 UTC

Nostr isn’t the right audience for this, but when your boomer family comes to you asking if they should sell any assets, remind them that global M2 has been moderately expanding for all of 2025 so far, likely accelerating in the near term. We’re going higher, and soon.

2025-04-10 12:32:31 UTC

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What is this?
https://m.primal.net/QKkp.png

2025-04-09 03:49:55 UTC

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Alright, not a bad follow @nprofile…zlux. Solid recommendation.
#nevent1q…jd9m

2025-04-08 16:32:01 UTC

Most people wish they had bought 100’s of Bitcoin back in 2009 so they could buy lambo’s and a nice house and quit their jobs they don’t like.
I wish I had bought 100’s of Bitcoin so I could throw around 100,000 sat zaps like candy.
https://m.primal.net/QIjt.jpg

2025-04-07 14:44:18 UTC

Houston, we have a problem.
https://m.primal.net/QHXA.jpg

2025-04-07 14:15:45 UTC

Bitcoin will be to the dollar as a lightbulb is to a candle.
We still have candles, they still have their niche use cases, but we don’t need them anymore.

2025-04-04 14:22:57 UTC

Nostr fixes this
https://m.primal.net/QECH.jpg

2025-04-03 21:53:02 UTC

Now that is some serious dust consolidation right there. Well done, anon.
https://m.primal.net/QDQe.jpg

2025-04-03 18:15:03 UTC

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So many people commenting that don’t have lightning wallets set up… just download @nprofile…wzla already…

2025-04-03 18:12:53 UTC

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No cap gains, inheritance, or income tax (anything that would require reporting of assets). Also delete Bank Secrecy Act and Patriot Act.

2025-04-02 22:04:03 UTC

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That was fast.
https://m.primal.net/QCMG.jpg

2025-04-02 21:05:07 UTC

Alright, let’s bang out the corporate media’s crying and wailing about how tariffs are the end of the world and let’s start talking about slashing income tax!

2025-03-27 01:46:26 UTC

@nprofile…dgh0 - regarding quantum vulnerable addresses, what about a solution of sliding value and time? At block 1,000,000 every address with 100,000 BTC freezes, at block 1,100,000 every address with 10,000 BTC freezes, etc.
Each freeze acts as a massive alarm bell for the next group of addresses to migrate or get frozen. After a certain point, we can assume with a high degree of certainty that those coins were lost anyways.
If quantum is figured out around block 1,500,000, the “massive redistribution of wealth” concern is largely mitigated.

2025-03-24 23:43:41 UTC

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More like this
https://m.primal.net/Prxi.jpg

2025-03-23 03:39:49 UTC

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Fold the whole thing in half and eat like a large taco.

2025-03-21 20:58:11 UTC

Are you tired of winning yet @nprofile…tn6f and @nprofile…0fd0?
https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/sb0057

2025-03-20 22:27:40 UTC

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Whenever someone beats my marathon time I’m like “welp, guess I have to do another one to regain the fastest time of my circle.”

2025-03-19 14:18:48 UTC

I’ve only read a couple highlights of the JFK files, but the first thought that comes into my head is, “How can anyone not get the same vibes from this situation as the Trump shooter?”

2025-03-10 20:10:52 UTC

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*quickly rushes to check if it’s my address… 😞

2025-03-10 18:38:09 UTC

Usually I’m only 95-98% BTC because we all still have dollar denominated expenses… Just smash bought to 99.9%. LFG

2025-03-08 20:18:30 UTC

Eliminate pay check withholdings and let me pay all my taxes directly to the SBR

2025-03-06 19:13:51 UTC

The window of being able to stack 1000sats/$ might permanently close sooner than you think.
https://m.primal.net/PWDd.jpg

2025-03-05 19:09:15 UTC

Humble reminder to self that even slightly slacking on my workout routine takes a toll on energy, sleep quality, and general health. The correlation on these two charts is crazy.
https://m.primal.net/PUva.jpg
https://m.primal.net/PUvb.jpg

2025-03-04 16:12:24 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/PTgA.jpg

2025-03-04 16:11:09 UTC

History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes…
https://m.primal.net/PTgA.jpg

2025-02-20 15:31:46 UTC

Half way there. More optimistic about the future than ever.
https://m.primal.net/PEPv.jpg

2025-02-20 01:02:03 UTC

I feel like if you went back a couple years and told people all the positive Bitcoin news from late 2024/early 2025 and then asked them what they thought the price would be they would guess $300,000 - $400,000.

2025-02-04 15:44:29 UTC

Vanguard: PLEASE DON’T LEAVE, PLEASE STAY!
Me: I already left and I took my entire family with me. HFSP.
https://m.primal.net/OQDz.jpg

2025-02-03 15:37:42 UTC

Lol
https://m.primal.net/OOam.jpg

2025-01-24 14:50:46 UTC

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GM 🫡

2025-01-23 23:25:39 UTC

Make Coin Joins Great Again
https://m.primal.net/NxCt.jpg

2025-01-22 00:17:08 UTC

https://m.primal.net/Ntly.jpg

2025-01-13 20:13:11 UTC

Anyone have any permanent solutions for a painful bulging disc?
Been losing a ton of weight, stretching, staying hydrated. Marginal improvement, but doesn’t seem to be truly healing.
Considering stem cell injections outside of the US. Any other recommendations?

2024-12-19 14:26:06 UTC

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I think reality is somewhere in the middle for me, but leaning towards option 2.

2024-12-18 03:21:58 UTC

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I’m no mathematician, but there seems to be this anomaly between 3 days ago and 1 day ago with no zaps 🤔

2024-12-16 21:29:00 UTC

Unstoppable force (@npub1s5y…6q7z) meets immovable objects (@npub1rtl…jtfs and @npub14mc…frlx). Now if we could just get you guys to only post on Nostr we’d be cooking with gas…
https://m.primal.net/MyIa.jpg

2024-12-06 14:27:00 UTC

Special breed of autism here we go @npub1qny…95gx
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rabbit-hole-recap/id1622698349?i=1000559774077

2024-11-22 17:19:47 UTC

So how do I break the news to my wife that I put 100% of my retirement accounts into MSTR in late 2022?

2024-11-22 17:07:01 UTC

I THINK LASER EYES SHOULD BECOME A PERMANENT BADGE FOR ALL OF US WHO STACKED GENERATIONAL WEALTH BELOW 100K.

2024-11-21 19:44:34 UTC

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Good lord. Well done, sir. 🫡

2024-11-20 17:27:47 UTC

@npub1s5y…6q7z - how much did you pay for those $5000 (pre-split) MSTR calls over a year ago? Curious what your % return was.

2024-11-11 04:53:18 UTC

Kinda sad to see the last of the people still hanging onto laser eyes let them go.

2024-11-07 18:00:25 UTC

Trending towards 53 red Senate seats and 222 red House seats. The coin seems to be very happy about it.
Strategic stockpile incoming.