CarteBlanche

Getting orange pilled induces a ton of anxiety. The cognitive dissonance between being plugged into the matrix and bitcoin maxi is brutal.
But eventually, you just DCA into cold storage and realize there’s too much noise to listen to it all.
Then you have peace. Your stack is measured against 21M forever.

2026-03-24 20:21:10 UTC

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Unadulterated hot coffee only. ☕️
#nevent1q…lv0y

2026-03-24 16:58:52 UTC

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Everyone hates flying. ✈️

2026-03-23 23:59:14 UTC

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Naw bro you 🎯💯

2026-03-23 23:00:48 UTC

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Keep flashing

2026-03-23 22:31:51 UTC

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@nprofile…9x5l always on point
#nevent1q…wl2j

2026-03-23 19:15:41 UTC

The fact that a caterpillar can go into a cocoon and then turn into a butterfly is actually insane. 🐛🦋

2026-03-23 02:45:10 UTC

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😬😬😬

2026-03-23 02:20:08 UTC

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Just Diet Coke and baby blood.
#nevent1q…73g0

2026-03-22 15:57:43 UTC

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Nice fren!

2026-03-22 15:49:02 UTC

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Just made bacon fren
https://blossom.primal.net/8166ed22015c2527a813616d9f0e2c81250513474f07d45bcb034a6377e595c4.jpg

2026-03-22 03:41:45 UTC

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That’s the draw, right?

2026-03-22 03:34:59 UTC

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Welcome back to freedom bro

2026-03-22 02:39:29 UTC

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I used to get shots of Demerol for migraines. Only thing that ever helped. Haven’t had one in years, luckily.

2026-03-22 02:35:07 UTC

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Who has the audacity to put that much BTC on a levered play?

2026-03-22 02:34:01 UTC

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I’ve been on marathon lately.

2026-03-21 20:06:40 UTC

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Good luck man

2026-03-21 02:18:17 UTC

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Yes. I’m from California.

2026-03-21 01:43:30 UTC

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96 here right now. The AC is going full blast.

2026-03-21 01:22:50 UTC

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This is very fair.

2026-03-20 18:58:26 UTC

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Shoe on fridge. What does it mean? 🤔

2026-03-20 18:07:52 UTC

Anyone else commenting emojis still because they keep forgetting there’s a GIF button?

2026-03-20 17:25:49 UTC

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Once you try it, you can’t go back.

2026-03-20 17:18:26 UTC

Does anyone else pepper their bacon right after they remove it from the pan?
https://blossom.primal.net/892393c6347687c6490a226bbec5f5285a3bb1a066769dc4b78199316c2cdcb5.jpg

2026-03-20 16:43:08 UTC

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😂😂😂

2026-03-20 16:42:48 UTC

Wen normies on #bitcoin & #nostr
https://i.imgflip.com/an5olm.jpg

2026-03-20 16:37:50 UTC

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If he/she/they reveals themselves to me, I will change my life and beliefs in that very moment. Until then, I’m not going to try and guess which of the 10,000+ religions is correct. I have better things to do.

2026-03-20 16:22:47 UTC

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Can confirm—less than 2 minutes.
#nevent1q…xgxm

2026-03-20 16:11:01 UTC

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My purpose is to make the world a better place, have great relationships with my family and friends, and find enjoyment along the way. That’s what enough for me.
If I burn in hell for eternity for being a good person, I guess God really isn’t that great. Burning someone for all eternity is literally the sickest shit I’ve ever heard in my life.

2026-03-20 15:59:18 UTC

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My life has great meaning. I’m married, I have kids, I’m a homeowner, I have hobbies, I contribute to my community…
If you think my life has no meaning, that’s on you.

2026-03-20 14:49:48 UTC

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😂

2026-03-20 14:41:18 UTC

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If the only thing keeping you from raping children is your religion, that’s pretty fucking sad bro…

2026-03-20 14:09:10 UTC

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The problem is, at most, one religious group is correct. However, all religious people believe their religion to be true. Religious people are not rational actors. This world would be a much better place if we could let go of the man in the sky.

2026-03-20 13:55:43 UTC

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How…profound.

2026-03-20 04:03:33 UTC

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Just happened to me

2026-03-20 03:58:29 UTC

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Fuck yeah bro! I live in red district in California. Everyone around here wants our county out California too. 🌵

2026-03-20 03:54:30 UTC

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Jefferson county in California?

2026-03-20 03:53:05 UTC

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I used to read Word Up! Magazine

2026-03-20 03:50:21 UTC

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God damn.

2026-03-20 03:48:30 UTC

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👽🛸

2026-03-20 03:47:55 UTC

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It makes no sense that anything exists.

2026-03-20 03:47:12 UTC

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Religion is so stupid.

2026-03-19 23:21:24 UTC

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You can just get better. You’ll never be perfect.

2026-03-19 21:46:34 UTC

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Living up to your name. Nice.

2026-03-19 21:45:26 UTC

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I’m on my last iPhone. My next phone will be the GrapheneOS phone from Motorola. Apple has us by the balls. Google is worse.

2026-03-19 21:43:07 UTC

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I remember being very angry as a young man. I’m almost 40 now. I’m much more efficient with my energy. I’ll state my piece but I’m not spending too much time on a pointless argument.

2026-03-19 20:55:34 UTC

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Most people aren’t convicted in their beliefs. They inherited them. Trust your own convictions.

2026-03-19 20:50:34 UTC

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Yeah man, most people can’t be convinced. They’re either totally set in their ways or they’ve thought about something to the point of conviction, whether they agree with you or not.

2026-03-19 19:29:40 UTC

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Hope you’re not a bitch
#nevent1q…6rup

2026-03-19 19:21:15 UTC

My cat just woke up from his nap, cried once, and went back to sleep.
https://blossom.primal.net/936d26b92a2217c1e407a2dafb3af5908192adc7c93cf93d1f405b809dfb9df3.jpg

2026-03-19 19:14:20 UTC

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Yo wtf

2026-03-19 19:13:11 UTC

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I’d take 48 rn 🥵

2026-03-19 19:11:33 UTC

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I forget. 96 here today. 🌵

2026-03-19 18:36:01 UTC

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No limit

2026-03-19 18:35:30 UTC

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If one values fame more than anything else in one’s life, there is limit to the unhingery one may employ to gain stated fame.

2026-03-19 18:28:46 UTC

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I’m sure they’ll get it right with more funding.
#nevent1q…kymf

2026-03-19 18:27:56 UTC

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Them trees dead af man

2026-03-19 18:12:43 UTC

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96 here today. Fuck.

2026-03-19 17:34:32 UTC

The USA is pissing off the entire world while simultaneously defunding the Department of Homeland Security. 🤔

2026-03-19 15:28:47 UTC

69k is a 🎁
https://blossom.primal.net/903126236979218a31fd61ee92106e8efc14b0d57896eb88da599339e39f15b2.jpg

2026-03-19 01:14:04 UTC

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I’ve been using Alby basically since I started using Lightning. It just always seems to work for me.

2026-03-19 01:07:32 UTC

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How the fuck did it take that long??

2026-03-19 00:31:45 UTC

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No state is fit to exist.
Anarchy is freedom.

2026-03-19 00:29:05 UTC

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Democracy got them to where they are now.
Democracy is mob rule.

2026-03-19 00:27:50 UTC

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I bought the ugliest house on my block in one of the best neighborhoods on my city a few years before the pandemic.
It’s now one of the best looking houses and the county. My wife and I cash flowed a total renovation.
People buying in my neighborhood are paying over double what I pay in property tax.
This is the way.

2026-03-19 00:21:52 UTC

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I don’t prefer one or the other. But, zap based polling is most likely producing higher quality data. That’s my hypothesis anyway.

2026-03-19 00:19:56 UTC

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Interesting…
What would be scarce in a sustainable abundance utopia? Human made art, bitcoin, perhaps government-banned items.
🤔

2026-03-18 21:51:31 UTC

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I wouldn’t know.
I’m using Alby via NWC.

2026-03-18 21:41:26 UTC

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That’s fair. 😂

2026-03-18 20:27:29 UTC

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Tik Tok like and/or YouTube like clients needed.
#nevent1q…l45k

2026-03-18 20:21:02 UTC

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Thanks @nprofile…awne
You’re as solid guy.

2026-03-18 20:20:22 UTC

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We don’t need permission from pedophiles to run open source software.
#nevent1q…sxr7

2026-03-18 20:13:34 UTC

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We out here 😎
#nevent1q…az8c

2026-03-18 20:12:53 UTC

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It’s tough man.
They’re like, did you pay attention to this pop culture moment?
I’m like, have you thought about a second American revolution?

2026-03-18 20:11:35 UTC

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The thing is, once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

2026-03-18 20:04:10 UTC

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Yeah man. I’m just taking life slow. It’s gonna take some time.

2026-03-18 19:42:46 UTC

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Thanks bro

2026-03-18 19:42:19 UTC

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Thanks man. I’m alright. It’s just really heavy. He was always upbeat and smiling. He just graduated high school a few years ago. It’s just so fucking sad.

2026-03-18 19:36:42 UTC

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Yeah

2026-03-18 19:30:35 UTC

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I’m using Primal again. This new update is just too good.
https://blossom.primal.net/28b089dc06546eca203747111ebde9cee22d93f04c1be87478c5f1d0c7e80f08.gif
#nevent1q…e37m

2026-03-18 19:17:02 UTC

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I live in the desert and I average about 2.5 TH between two gamma rigs. Obviously higher in the winter and lower in the summer.