MrGrumpyMonkey

Just a Grumpy Monkey, Lives in the #PNW, #Hippy, #Cannabis User, Average #Bowler, #Bald w/ a #Beard, Happy #Linux User Noises, Ex #IT Guy, Have You Tried Turning if Off and On Again?, Wanna be Stonk Retail Investor, #MEMES the DNA of our Soul, No Longer Religious, Probably a #Furry, #Sexuality? Byesexual, Owner of 2 #Cats [Goobie & Totoro (R.I.P. Tali Zorah)], Weird #Music Enjoyer, Plays Vidya Grames #videogames, Supporter of #LGBTQ+, & Other Things I Can't Think of Adding to this Bio

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2026-04-05 05:54:18 UTC

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@nprofile…emk6 A brilliant strategy.

2026-04-01 22:55:27 UTC

That NASA space launch was fun to watch, until the game-show hosts had to spoil it. Why is it like this? I want to listen to some nerdy engineer tell me exactly how this was accomplished in the most technical way possible. Not some watered down commentary artist who knows nothing about the logistics of any of the project. That was some fucking cool nerdy shit. Guess they need to keep that viewership up... Oh well, back to my regularly scheduled life I suppose.
#NASA #SpaceLaunch #Space

2026-04-01 20:45:06 UTC

Robinhood: Men in Tights:
A 1990's Mel Brooks rendition of the old adage Robinhood tail with hip-hop, 4th wall breaking, a satirical take on the story, and what seems like people having fun on the film set. I guess the main plot is for Robinhood to create a band of misfits to take over the crown of the coward, Prince John and find the love of his life, Maid Marian. He does this with his sword, witty dialogue, and a diverse crew of lewd characters. This is a classic film for multiple reasons.

2026-03-31 20:52:23 UTC

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@nprofile…rtl5 So, when are we getting a Dr. Doom philosophy account?

2026-02-11 09:20:18 UTC

Been thinking about the old girl. Knowing I can't ever see her again. But then I remember that I've taken many photos in order to keep those memories alive. So I can see her again. Just no longer in the present, as time can't be reversed. I remember this approximate time when I photographed her. I think these were some of my best shots of her, ever. I can only show 4, so I chose these ones share her beauty with me. I miss you girl, so much. Thanks for the time together. #CatsOfMastodon
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2026-02-09 02:50:47 UTC

The best places to sleep. #CatsOfMastodon #KittensOfMastodon #SilentSunday
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2025-12-21 02:03:01 UTC

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@nprofile…j4tc Haven't seen much activity from this account. Glad Vilma is doing well. :BlobhajPrideHeart:

2025-10-12 19:10:21 UTC

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@nprofile…4aq7 An attempt was made.

2025-10-06 19:31:11 UTC

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@nprofile…7v9l So now the final question. Do you know if either product works on Linux?

2025-10-06 19:25:10 UTC

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@nprofile…7v9l So I can get a piece of plastic with a digital pen that plugs into a computer through a USB connect? I'd probably be a bit more comfortable with that over a 'tablet'. The screen real estate I have is far better than a small 'tablet' screen. What are those called?

2025-10-06 18:36:58 UTC

I'm starting to realize my limits creating digital drawings. Straight lines are fine. Uneven terrain is fine. Anything curved and clean is not feasible with my current configuration. I 'could' pull out some paper and a pencil, but on the other hand, finding a possible way around these limitations might be worth the challenge. I guess I'll just need to wing it whenever something is to clean to draw with a mouse.
I'll tag #Cosytober2025 artists for some possible advice. Any pointers welcome.

2025-09-17 00:58:47 UTC

My last moments with Tali Zorah. Old girl, I already miss you with my entire being. I want to tell you again, that you were the most beautiful creature I ever laid eyes on. I didn't want you to go, but you were in so much pain, that it was the only logical thing to do. I feel so empty without this old girl. I didn't think it'd be so hard to say good bye. She passed away peacefully in my arms. I will never forget you Tali Zorah. You made my life that much better while you were around. Miss You! 😭
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2025-08-05 17:39:06 UTC

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@nprofile…xdym Ah yes. The whole 'this is more complex, therefore no one will be able to repair it' shtick. I wonder what investors this dude is selling the service to. :welp:

2025-07-22 15:13:40 UTC

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@nprofile…hdlt This old girl is running on fumes too. During the last vet visit, the doc stated she was running on 25% kidney usage. She's managed to gain her energy back, in the form of begging, but she lost a lot of weight during that initial kidney failure process.
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2025-07-19 17:42:28 UTC

This is my current predicament...
#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
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2025-07-18 20:52:10 UTC

Who's falling for this trap?
#CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Floof #TabbyCat
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2025-07-17 17:54:56 UTC

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@nprofile…hdlt Just take it one day at a time with this old fellow. I bet Toby has enjoy his life with the human that is now taking care of him.

2025-07-15 14:04:19 UTC

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@nprofile…l25h I stopped listening to the radio 2 decades ago. MP3 CD's and Flash Media was my musical escape. Sure, very few people I knew listened to the music, but any time someone got in the car and asked what they were listening to, I could share that info. With the advent of the internet, I ended up landing on sites that were dedicated to music in one form or another, which was my gateway to find what I'd consider 'subjectively' good. If I turn on the radio today, all I hear is ads. :welp:

2025-07-12 18:51:23 UTC

You thought I wasn't ganna share Goobie on this #Caturday didn't you. Well, I'm here to burst that bubble and show her adorable goofiness to the masses, specifically here on #Mastodon :sickmeme: :smug:
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2025-07-12 11:34:14 UTC

Sometimes you wake up at 3am hankering Macaroni & Cheese. So that's what I made to eat. :sickmeme:

2025-07-11 14:51:01 UTC

I viewed the film #Galxina and I have thoughts. It's the 31st Century and man created a machine with feelings. This was released during a time where #Starwars #Startrek #Alien & #Westerns were popular. So this film took a lot of liberties from pop culture at the time, then you add a 'sexy' robot, a captain named Cornelius Butt, & Thor, Galaxina's love interest. The film sure took advantage of the R rating, but deep down, this director wanted to make a porn film. It was a creation of its time. 🙃

2025-07-02 10:01:08 UTC

#RossScott from #AccursedFarms, the man that spearheaded the Stop Killing Games campaign, has asked those of us who care about digital preservation, in this case video games, to use the #StopKillingGames hashtag as of July 2nd. Well, would you look at that. It is July 2nd. So here's my attempt to get this hashtag active on the #Mastodon Trending page. Will this helps? I don't know, but as someone without rights in the US, it's the best I can do. Hop to it. It's time to get our rights back.
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2025-06-25 04:11:58 UTC

Sometimes your #Linux #variety random wallpaper generator gives my digital life a little bit of joy. :owi:
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2025-06-24 05:26:16 UTC

Sometimes you gatta take time away from the #StopKillingGames movement, and show off a rarity of calm between new and old. #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #MondayMotivation
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2025-06-21 07:11:14 UTC

Sometimes the void looks back.
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Tabby #Cats
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2025-06-19 05:40:07 UTC

You know what I've come to realize? Interactions between random people on #Mastodon feel genuine. Not robotic like other 'social interactive' sites. Which, in turn, means that if I'd ever meet any of you, I'd believe you the the genuine you. So, good job on using your words to sound human. This is just an #observation.

2025-06-15 02:05:12 UTC

This one little option makes #Linux far superior to M$ #Windows when it comes to copying a large number of files into a folder full of images that are already exist. :sickmeme:
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2025-06-11 01:25:29 UTC

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@nprofile…lwhf Sounds like you deserve a vacation.

2025-06-10 06:58:09 UTC

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@nprofile…5g6r As a long time Windows user, it took me a lot of trial and error for what version of Linux worked similar enough to what I was comfortable with. Been using Linux for 8 years, give or take, at this point. Half of those were beating my head against the Linux wall, and constantly going back to Windows. After a while, something just clicked, and it's been my main computers OS for 4 of those 8 years. Started with Mint, and now I'm happy with MX. This was a long time coming.

2025-06-09 03:07:41 UTC

I sent the notification to #Micorosoft that I will no longer require their services. Sure, I might lose some email contacts along the way, but it's not like we stayed in contact. 30 days from now, I will be off the M$ ecosystem for good. I can't say that M$ has been a greedy corporation since I've been using the operating system, but at this point, it's time for me to say good bye. Thanks for making computing fun. I have good memories. Anyway, I'll be over here in #Linux land if you need help.

2025-06-03 04:56:19 UTC

Would you look at that. The 'featured' pinned comments are back at the top of the timeline again. Just wish I could set a 'default' pinned comment to be shown first, but this is a compromise I'm willing to take. Good job #Mastodon devs.

2025-05-28 02:50:58 UTC

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@nprofile…y54t Women: men only want one thing, and it's disgusting.
What men really want.

2025-05-07 00:54:52 UTC

On this #TongueOutTuesday Goobie is helping me put away my clean laundry, by laying on the underwear. She does a good enough job I suppose.
#CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Tabby #Cat
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2025-05-06 23:48:00 UTC

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Fuck it... I decided to air dry my shirts. I ain't ganna spend another $2.50 just to dry them...

2025-05-06 23:10:20 UTC

*goes to do laundry
*sees prices are up another $0.50 per load
Great... now I get to pay $10 for 2 full loads of laundry. These companies only want more money from those who can't afford to live in this society. I'm one of the lucky ones, but this is still bullshit...

2025-04-19 13:20:49 UTC

Went on a lunch date yesterday afternoon that took me to a #Korean Market. I was told to try the #Bulgogi so I did. It was quite delicious. I will say, the atmosphere was very different than what I'm used to, and the date loves the place. I could see this a regular spot I go to in the future.
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2025-04-16 01:53:49 UTC

Has anyone else noticed that anything with a 'Made in the USA' sticker is made entirely out of plastic? Talk about cheap shit... At least China makes goods out of glass and other well made materials. I'll take a 'Made in China' sticker any day. #MAGA #MadeInAmerica

2025-03-30 05:05:42 UTC

What does #MAGA mean?
Make America Go Away

2025-03-25 01:26:21 UTC

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@nprofile…lwhf That's the correct mindset.

2025-03-18 17:42:14 UTC

While Goobie is at the Vet getting some dental work done, I figured I'd mess around with some settings on this digital camera. Ms. Tali will be on show today.
#CatsOfFediverse #CatsOfFediverse #Photography #Tabby #Cat
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2025-02-25 18:03:47 UTC

#OnlineDating must be a fascinating thing for those who aren't familiar with an internet outside of the corporate bubble. As I am don't use apps like #whatsapp or #facebook for basic conversation. So I end up providing options to reach out to me, but these regular people are hesitant to try something they don't know. Most of these people have never heard of #discord or #mastodon but I share that info with them anyway.
I dunno. Chatting with someone on a #dating site is weird.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2025-02-25 16:41:54 UTC

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@nprofile…09da That is one tolerant creature.

2025-02-25 15:26:51 UTC

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@nprofile…09da Is it one size fits all or would you need to measure?

2025-02-21 00:23:37 UTC

Are #Microsoft & #Linux friends?
#startrek #meme
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2025-02-06 23:21:04 UTC

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@nprofile…wf6t Hello from one cat dad to this cat dad.

2025-02-06 08:28:14 UTC

Miss Tali looking as cute as can be while attempting to sleep. Her human needed to turn on the bedroom light. Didn't my human know I was sleeping? How rude of him. #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Tabby #Cat
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2025-02-06 00:18:46 UTC

Just a few photos of Ms. Tali in a variety of positions. #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Tabby #Cat #WhiskersWednesday
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2025-02-03 22:59:03 UTC

I don't typically engage via a social media service in order to look for "work", but...
I am looking to transition into or near #Seattle #Washington by the end of the year. If anyone working in the #cannabis industry wants to get a hold of me, feel free to hit me up. If it helps, I'm an ex-IT guy, so my skill set is all over the place.
#fedihired #getfedihired