🌈Magical Thinking Institute

@nprofile…hqna
I should look into financing a tiny home. That must be the missing piece. Is it an auto loan or a mortgage? Is there even financing? You can finance a shed ffs.

2026-04-08 06:55:25 UTC

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@nprofile…hqna
Still cheaper than a $500K bungalow in a bad neighborhood.

2026-04-08 06:01:49 UTC

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@nprofile…hqna
I know a guy who owns an RV and his neighbors are constantly reporting it abandoned and trying to have it towed away.

2026-04-08 05:16:29 UTC

The tiny house thing seemed like a viable solution for first home buyers, yet it never took off. Why? Because it's a trailer and doesn't accrue equity? People don't want to live in a fancy trailer?
It's the same size as the apartment that doesn't accrue equity either.

2026-04-05 07:35:41 UTC

Who's terrible idea was the, "Foodhall?"

2026-04-03 08:18:44 UTC

Cardi-B is in Boston tonight.
The bars will be awash with roofies.

2026-04-01 16:30:08 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v
thanks buddy.
here's a brunette.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/330/396/610/625/320/original/3e824cd525363879.jpg

2026-04-01 07:41:06 UTC

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@nprofile…ett9
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2026-04-01 07:14:24 UTC

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@nprofile…ett9
You know What in saying. Anyone who has one of the classic ones will be better for it.

2026-04-01 07:03:13 UTC

I wish someone cared how much I’ve saved boycotting restaurants after covid ended.

2026-04-01 06:59:33 UTC

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@nprofile…ett9 @nprofile…v6y2
Killing off Jaguar would make a valuable collectible market. They are beautiful cars.

2026-03-31 06:53:16 UTC

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@nprofile…v6y2
Looks like Jaguar is making that big gay car and it weighs 3 tons.
https://robbreport.com/motors/cars/jaguar-type-00-weight-1237673234/

2026-03-30 17:48:44 UTC

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@nprofile…hd66
Is that chat GPT? My understanding is that no one has a declared birthright citizenship, it's just an accepted practice.

2026-03-30 17:40:06 UTC

SCotUS considering US birthright citizenship this week will be interesting. Leftoids have marshaled their weirdest, worst, tone deaf arguments and fruitiest lawyers in recent cases, I don't expect this to be much different. I expect they will kick the issue back to congress because they don't have any balls on the court anymore.

2026-03-30 09:05:44 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s @nprofile…lsen
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2026-03-29 21:38:47 UTC

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@nprofile…z3dq
a first home for millenials.

2026-03-29 05:49:16 UTC

That’s a mayor of a world class city there.
Yup.
https://notthebee.com/article/toronto-canada-mayor-whos-from-hong-kong-tells-ice-to-stay-out-of-her-city

2026-03-29 05:17:15 UTC

Lady Gaga turns 40. Takes pictures of her ass on the beach in high heels.
https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/28/lady-gaga-hot-birthday-pics/

2026-03-29 03:10:03 UTC

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2026-03-29 00:49:53 UTC

More like the pussy whipped parade.
https://www.universalhub.com/2026/declaring-no-kings-boston-neighborhoods

2026-03-29 00:35:18 UTC

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@nprofile…q8rs @nprofile…zm7x
they remember when still had a king.

2026-03-28 03:11:19 UTC

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@nprofile…s6n3 @nprofile…pjj0
one of the plots will be Hermione reporting being raped and getting thrown in prison for defamation.

2026-03-28 03:09:41 UTC

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@nprofile…s6n3 @nprofile…pjj0
HBO will make Slytherin into a rape gang so it will feel more authentically European..

2026-03-28 03:01:54 UTC

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@nprofile…pjj0
I wonder if HBO will make the Weasley's into minorities as well?

2026-03-28 01:03:07 UTC

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@nprofile…d3te
lighten up, here's a hilarious courtroom fight
https://youtu.be/2D9cNxmSCDI

2026-03-28 01:01:47 UTC

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@nprofile…d3te
did you find another job?

2026-03-28 01:00:40 UTC

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@nprofile…d3te
Read:
RICK WILSON, from the pedo factory Lincoln Project.

2026-03-28 00:49:37 UTC

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@nprofile…cz7d @nprofile…t8xs
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2026-03-28 00:46:46 UTC

The lady at the costco gas station put the hose in the tank and just sat there. A whole line of people went by, and she waited for someone to come over and pump the gas for her.
They must have known her, so they didn't come help her, so she just sat there...

2026-03-27 18:27:09 UTC

Why did they do this?
https://www.harrypotter.com/news/watch-the-first-teaser-for-hbo-original-harry-potter-series-premiering-christmas-2026

2026-03-27 13:28:03 UTC

Sidney Sweeneys bond girl name should be:

2026-03-26 17:48:43 UTC

I'm 30 lbs overweight and for some reason that doesn't sound too bad.

2026-03-25 05:40:41 UTC

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@nprofile…4ng4
toilet should be gold, thx.

2026-03-25 04:35:34 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
which came first, the rap or the stupid?

2026-03-24 07:43:34 UTC

I love clinking on these European news sites and it probing my cookies like a doctors greased finger.
How do you guys stand this?

2026-03-23 06:41:15 UTC

Will protesters go to the airport to harass ICE?

2026-03-23 05:02:51 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0
I've heard the free bomb making guides are designed to blow up in your face.

2026-03-23 04:33:31 UTC

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/03/anarchist-couple-die-rome-after-bomb-they-were/

2026-03-22 21:38:55 UTC

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@nprofile…xrfj
it's ugly.
I don't like it.

2026-03-22 20:41:41 UTC

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2026-03-22 04:06:07 UTC

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@nprofile…9vmh @nprofile…54qh @nprofile…k22v
I hope this catches on and anyone watching obnoxious videos is kicked out of restaurants or any public space.
If I could, I would fire people who don't use headphones.

2026-03-21 18:58:03 UTC

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2026-03-21 18:56:24 UTC

ready for war
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/268/687/397/032/263/original/7fca5b3c2e1f37b2.jpg

2026-03-21 17:33:56 UTC

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@nprofile…t8xs
this shoud be a t-shirt

2026-03-21 17:30:39 UTC

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2026-03-21 17:26:01 UTC

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2026-03-21 17:22:56 UTC

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@nprofile…8n4j
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2026-03-21 16:22:56 UTC

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@nprofile…8n4j
Didn't he have a scandal where he would lock his office door so ladies couldn't leave?

2026-03-21 16:03:07 UTC

a nicely articulated piece about the fallibility of woke thinking.
https://notthebee.com/takes/the-woke-will-not-inherit-the-earth-and-they-seem-to-know-it

2026-03-20 23:04:35 UTC

Bros.
CBS news laid me off today.
I wont be bringing the hard hitting environmental news and analysis that makes fascists quake in their jackboots.
Ill be spending more time with my family, my E-bike and my sourdough starter.

2026-03-20 17:36:14 UTC

Bring a lunch, don't eat with leftoids.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/03/gov-sarah-huckabee-sanders-turfed-arkansas-restaurant-after/

2026-03-20 03:48:26 UTC

Even though I am an expert on international conflicts, I cannot get a read on the latest global wars. I thought Russia would have trounced Ukraine in a matter of days.
Iran hasn't been anything but a spoiler for generations now. How do you win a war against a bunch of losers?

2026-03-19 20:48:19 UTC

I’m impressed that Dune Messiah is being made into a movie.

2026-03-19 20:44:55 UTC

A gallon of whole milk was $2

2026-03-19 16:29:34 UTC

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I am not to address coworkers in a belittling and provocative manner. I've been warned.

2026-03-19 16:26:17 UTC

Joe Kent was apparently already under investigation for leaking documents, which proves the point that every one of us is already under investigation by the FBI for something.

2026-03-19 07:00:48 UTC

HR wants to speak to me about this email.
"XXXXXX, God didn't put me on earth to clean up after you. Close the windows before you leave."

2026-03-19 06:55:09 UTC

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@nprofile…4m0l
maybe you've been the screen the entire time?
👉

2026-03-19 06:42:57 UTC

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@nprofile…4m0l
where does the screen end and you begin?

2026-03-19 06:41:40 UTC

@nprofile…z3dq
Careful boys, he's a hero
https://youtu.be/6cedWvuxwbc

2026-03-19 06:37:14 UTC

I 3D printed a giant guitar knob for the IT guy and I swear he was gonna cry.

2026-03-19 04:36:53 UTC

...ok
https://notthebee.com/article/suspect-tries-to-prove-he-didnt-murder-anyone-by-telling-judge-he-shot-every-one-of-those-people-but-they-didnt-die/

2026-03-19 04:14:56 UTC

Boston's financial district is just a parking lot now. No one works there, the building are all empty and in arrears for taxes and Mortgages. They're trying to make the office residential units, but no one wants to LIVE where they don't want to WORK.
Activists shouldn't be poiticians.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/03/high-taxes-are-turning-seattle-ghost-town-full/

2026-03-18 16:48:58 UTC

Redheads are the most oppressed group in the USA, possibly the world.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/251/197/584/244/779/original/ae4bb0e2301ee4d0.png

2026-03-16 09:49:58 UTC

I’m the new supreme leader of iran.
You guys should come hang out in my bunker.

2026-03-13 22:38:38 UTC

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@nprofile…pjj0
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2026-03-13 19:00:34 UTC

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I also steal kidneys in my spare time.

2026-03-13 18:57:21 UTC

I deliver fried chicken on an electric scooter.

2026-03-13 18:50:38 UTC

https://skeptoid.com/episodes/1029

2026-03-13 04:45:31 UTC

I 3D printed...
yo momma!

2026-03-12 15:10:17 UTC

“Let’s hire receptionists who barely speak English!”

2026-03-11 09:35:01 UTC

Im now an expert in Iranian affairs.

2026-03-10 06:58:36 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s
Ignorance is bluss

2026-03-09 08:50:20 UTC

All you.
Snackbar?

2026-03-09 08:48:58 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n
They picked a new booger to lead the country. Khomenis son. Doesn’t seem like a choice of pure desperation, right?

2026-03-09 08:43:11 UTC

🌭
https://youtu.be/FDb41MdbhrU

2026-03-09 04:28:21 UTC

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@nprofile…kntr @nprofile…sxm6 @nprofile…q8rs
No Agenda started from a place of integrity but once the media was exposed as all BS, their media deconstruction wasn't interesting.
I haven't listened since Adam called us all nazis, even though he pilfered the timeline for show topics.

2026-03-09 03:57:53 UTC

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@nprofile…lg4f
even a half a homosexual is right sometimes.

2026-03-09 03:53:13 UTC

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@nprofile…lg4f
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/197/188/028/552/291/original/b10b4faba4eb4aa6.mp4

2026-03-08 07:11:06 UTC

well, the clock just jumped ahead to 3:00.
that's retarded.

2026-03-08 01:43:03 UTC

I liked every movie Tom Noonan was in.
uncanny.
https://boundingintocomics.com/news/remembering-manhunter-and-robocop-2-star-tom-noonan-who-passed-away-at-74

2026-03-07 09:21:37 UTC

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2026-03-07 05:33:31 UTC

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2026-03-07 05:08:40 UTC

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