LAUREL 🧚🏼‍♀️
limitlesslaurel

i love that i can always open up nostr and positively expect to laugh over something super weird /nostr-unique within a minute or two.
thanks for being funny yall

2026-07-01 01:18:57 UTC

wow tonight was rough.
i’m having two big a$s scoops of ice cream.
#gettingchocolatewasted

2026-06-29 12:22:55 UTC

these vibes, all week.
GM
https://blossom.primal.net/e725773325e5b2ad10c08866d87d9651ad4478ca2381112bde958376a1d38b12.jpg

2026-06-25 03:03:55 UTC

btc friend: “how often do you check nostr?”
me: *opens nostr for the 5th time today*
“well.. i guess like every day” 🤭
GOODNIGHT COOL PPL

2026-06-24 16:25:40 UTC

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never trusted this woman,
just felt it in the way she does her makeup and what/how she shares on nostr. remind you of anyone else nostriches? …
truth ALWAYS comes to light. let time do its thang
#nevent1q…dcy7

2026-06-24 16:20:21 UTC

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me when i share @npub1tw0…jc3r and @npub1e0f…y34y
#nevent1q…esuu
#nevent1q…esuu

2026-06-24 14:13:34 UTC

GM 🌞
remember to say hi to your neighbor 🤭🤍 lets keep the vibes high, happy wednesday
https://blossom.primal.net/97d096109ec305185237839d3017ca66ce666801c0c36bc977fa114476c42e2f.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/afe665fdfc4892163c8d9785652fbb2d1adef3e74102460dd7f953da0f7575c3.jpg

2026-06-23 16:17:18 UTC

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my client did this and crossed it with obsidian to organize his busy life, i think he used Otter

2026-06-19 17:41:11 UTC

meat in a cup.. dishes were in the dishwasher and i thought it would be weird but actually- i would recommend 100%👌🏼
quick ground beef, heart, & liver mix, with honey & fig goat cheese while i catch some rays ☀️
#healthstr
https://blossom.primal.net/ed90b08f3a2b990e66c68d30ecd96c71e918a465e998cde77d75ecaef1a865b8.jpg

2026-06-18 21:46:10 UTC

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cuuuute! 😍

2026-06-18 21:44:31 UTC

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omg are you hosting a psy gym now??

2026-06-18 20:10:33 UTC

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lmfao 😂😂

2026-06-18 13:03:59 UTC

good morning 🧚🏼‍♀️
https://blossom.primal.net/925067621d610a715a6318255f08283d0bfc3cb0040b76a46d1e8e0f302773b7.jpg

2026-06-18 12:58:34 UTC

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never had one! do they taste like a sugar cookie, frosted half chocolate and half vanilla??

2026-06-18 02:14:17 UTC

what’s your favorite type of cookie?
i’m looking forward to reading answers tomorrow-
Good night sweetums 🍪🌙

2026-06-17 12:29:17 UTC

GM 🌞
third 12hr+ work day in a row now. nine hours of sleep + eggs and meat = fueled 🆙
let’s have an amazing wednesday.
https://blossom.primal.net/17ab18c4b0ffce9fe8dc7a0cc39e436e3c3ee4eb5ec452e3cb1e8308647df6ec.jpg

2026-06-17 12:16:19 UTC

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of course,
they just have fun staying broke iykwim

2026-06-17 00:44:27 UTC

to my normie friends that only use nostr to stalk me,
what’s goodie???
buy some btc yet??
😜

2026-06-16 17:27:57 UTC

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something about seeing this priced ONLY in btc makes it soo much juicier 😍🥵🤤
#nevent1q…a3c8

2026-06-16 01:48:57 UTC

i know you didn’t ask, but here’s another angle. 🤠
my life feels like a rodeo lately, so this fit is quite fitting.
GN nostriches
https://blossom.primal.net/6d29d73a4b3aa04241bc0c3d1219708618bd6c168a9c2023a7356a813b1e9279.jpg

2026-06-15 19:11:43 UTC

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wow congrats!!! sending prayers and positive energy 🙏🧚🏼‍♀️❣️

2026-06-15 12:31:24 UTC

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riiiight!! 💯👌🏼

2026-06-15 01:27:44 UTC

new linen romper goes so well with the snakeskin boots 🐍🧡
https://blossom.primal.net/8e7919fda540b9457584d03e274010f7249c4988b1885fa2b5667762d915141b.jpg

2026-06-14 03:42:25 UTC

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the bitcoin cafe / mayakita 🌞
https://blossom.primal.net/211f13323aa6c45cf03b4825d2c567d3a29d964ca5e23f3d0e752a68d710682d.mov

2026-06-14 03:09:09 UTC

i love that my work takes me AWAY from the internet,
but then i feel like there’s so much catching up to do when i am not working lol
#nostrisjustthatgood

2026-06-14 02:54:28 UTC

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yes but looking for a specific place, restaurant/cafe. 😉

2026-06-14 02:49:46 UTC

guess where, first correct gets some sats
https://blossom.primal.net/45f334dba7cf9a144c243af7a5fafde5d0c52130bd2d05020bd8f2baf343b0c0.jpg

2026-06-11 13:57:29 UTC

sooo that was pretty cool 🌞
https://blossom.primal.net/8efe2700d2881755bb6e5ab387379cb82067ed9c1efec47695744f46cd03c103.jpg

2026-06-11 12:18:57 UTC

GM 💐
remember, WHAT DOES IT COST?
https://fountain.fm/episode/fNj9PYfbn6HBxOVQv3Ka

2026-06-10 23:59:12 UTC

but, did you laugh today?

2026-06-10 12:01:27 UTC

GM🌻
choose joy
https://blossom.primal.net/c5c8d48f2301c957deb583210a002b3e79a49d4b5cfabc456a61e58b1072a40e.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/0e4c25aa3d16a525bbb40aec0709b94cd487780da510fc6b635422e0b0c4aa67.jpg

2026-06-08 13:44:23 UTC

🌻 today will be sweet, like honey. the universe conspires for me. ❣️
https://blossom.primal.net/077c56826b34211b9afce97bd145a7a5e85af02b92644bc4feced56a6277a365.jpg

2026-06-07 14:52:50 UTC

texture for the timeline 🌀
https://blossom.primal.net/1832d03cbc7ec7a764c590dd248900afd35641e5254f145837c997254dbf468e.jpg

2026-06-06 03:00:04 UTC

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keep it simple: think about adding more good stuff, not subtracting ‘bad’ stuff
good stuff = things with a mom (mother earth or animals)
think(and eat) protein first! meats, dairy/cheese, eggs, avocados, pecans/hazelnuts/pistachio/macademia. building meals around the protein is really key.
and suuuuper important and much less talked about,
only eat within sunlight hours. ideally within an 8 hr period, starting with when you wake up.
if you think you have an over eating problem, look into “mindful eating techniques”! (no screens, use all 5 senses, give gratitude, chew until completely mush) this can so often be overlooked as well.
<these are more or less considered extremely basic paleo and circadian tips>

2026-06-05 11:53:54 UTC

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GM 🤠
#nevent1q…yyx7

2026-06-03 22:00:25 UTC

hi babe, wtw
https://blossom.primal.net/84f60e8663097afc3e997a4f7c02b47091901c591eef8e231c0841bdc768b645.jpg

2026-06-03 21:16:44 UTC

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lmao 😂

2026-06-03 12:38:30 UTC

good morningggg 🌻
sun gaze, light morning walk ✅
https://blossom.primal.net/afc0c18da994eee522712c7644751411b06385753ce39bc11e8af95174dcdd37.mov

2026-06-02 22:17:21 UTC

today was so fun,
i played with sweet lil twin 3 y.o.’s, then had some tallow fries and talked about energy for hours.
thanks universe 😄🌀🌻
what are you grateful for today?

2026-05-31 16:06:52 UTC

freedom stackss ❤️‍🔥
i love using @nprofile…54wh wallet to support my favorite artists @nprofile…59m3
using btc as money has never been easier. ⚡️GM
https://blossom.primal.net/8fb24036ab78fce9791b47650c75be38cb514f79dd857a0545332866d71a92ec.mov

2026-05-30 13:09:00 UTC

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but let’s be real. gender is biological
hormones cycles/flows are mainly dependent on one of two categories…
this puts women especially on the more emotional range of expression

2026-05-30 01:03:43 UTC

grown men literally crying to get what they want are so gross.
don’t be that guy.
if you’re that guy, please, for the love of… Anything…
go get help.
and no, darling, the psychedelics are not helping. 🥸

2026-05-29 02:31:21 UTC

if you want something,
go for it.
or watch it get away…
your choice
GN 🧚🏼‍♀️

2026-05-28 13:35:50 UTC

mannn, i just did the sketchiest workout ever 😂😂 i need to get a rack and bench asap

2026-05-27 22:55:05 UTC

Most people today are overloaded with abstract stress and underexposed to real, embodied challenge.
an email should not feel more threatening than carrying weight, pushing your physical limits, or enduring discomfort voluntarily.
your nervous system recalibrates when you repeatedly face controlled difficulty:
heavy lifts,
hard runs,
cold mornings,
honest conversations,
fatigue,
failure,
recovery.
Not because suffering is virtuous..
but because your body remembers what you can survive.
Find your REAL limits so smaller stressors stop masquerading as emergencies.
Attunement is practiced in your daily choices.
Now, go workout anon.

2026-05-26 11:42:11 UTC

good morning 👾
“what if everything goes well?”

2026-05-25 14:56:12 UTC

GM 🪷
primal wouldn't let me post, but here it is ;)
https://youtu.be/nZLaAcaQvZo

2026-05-24 12:32:06 UTC

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gm gm 🌞

2026-05-22 00:05:50 UTC

my dad just tried shaming me for eating a brownie for dinner 😂😂
“no meat, no vegetables?!?” 🥸
acting like i don’t have steak and eggs every morning… lol

2026-05-20 14:42:38 UTC

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i’m taking a course with Dr. Melissa Sell !! love her & her husbands work so far! it’s on sale right now for Dr Hamer’s birthday month 🧚🏼‍♀️

2026-05-20 13:19:48 UTC

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girl 😳… have you tried homeopathy?
or Hiring a practitioner?
the human body heals naturally when given the opportunity to do so.
i’m finally in course of studying German New Medicine, i’m curious if you’ve ever looked into your symptoms through a lens of which you’re psyche /safety is actually the reason for your own physiological condition?
i have yet to see this fail.

2026-05-18 11:18:51 UTC

do you think a few gruesome vivid dreams can create a trauma response irl?
😅🥲😕
just woke myself up whimpering from a plethora of long scary dreams, that kinda had to do with an irrational fear i’ve recently worked very hard to overcome. as soon as i woke i up i reminded myself it was a dream and it stopped the tears/fear, now i’m a bit worried that i’ll freak out next time i try to go swimming. (because in the very last dream, it felt like time had passed since seeing my friends get aten by alligators and i went swimming but within a few moments, had a panic attack)
not tryina embarrass myself at the public swimming hole 😅 & my new friends here have no idea how bad that fear was for me..
maybe i’m heavy overthinking because it’s still before sunrise. or maybe i should avoid swimming in fishy waters for the next few weeks… life is funny 😆

2026-05-18 02:58:59 UTC

I am becoming an infant magician🧚🏼‍♀️😄
gn nostr

2026-05-17 17:17:43 UTC

some cuteness to break up the nostr feed fighting over on chain zapping 🧸 lol
https://blossom.primal.net/0bc237a68c771b7327f7055fa57b2a829f8bd2d4511d65c02dae5abe8495325a.jpg

2026-05-17 11:32:55 UTC

9 hours of sleep… yum
GM 🌞

2026-05-16 20:02:06 UTC

today was a major win because i got a merchant at the Barton Creek Farmers Market to accept btc for his turkish cottons 🤭🥰🧡
#ItsThatEasy

2026-05-15 13:00:14 UTC

GM 🧸
another day, another glass of raw milk 🥛

2026-05-11 20:29:57 UTC

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first lil clean jerk set in yeaaaarss
and my guts did NOT feel like they’re gonna pop out of my scars!! thank god for applied quantum biology and the body’s natural healing qualities 😍🤩🙏 LFG!!
(technically my last set of the day and i was exhausted and not planning this workout, so please no commentary on the form- yet.)
https://blossom.primal.net/2425c41073ada7430a86fecf8dd1d2b6dc7378ae19cb2177ae6ef5d59090158e.mov
#nevent1q…kqdk

2026-05-11 20:09:29 UTC

holy shit i feel like a kid in a candy store right now

2026-05-11 18:29:18 UTC

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yes 🙌🏼

2026-05-09 02:31:50 UTC

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basil & pepperoni 👌🏼

2026-05-09 02:31:24 UTC

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it definitely was 😋🥲

2026-05-09 02:31:05 UTC

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i’m jealous! babysitting till midnight -no pizza for me tonight

2026-05-09 00:34:04 UTC

thinking of pizza… i miss when i used to make it with the kids every week. way yummier that way
https://blossom.primal.net/82261e2f6df0ed2932861d0fe71565a299bffe3df62824cc2a3e376839d46a91.jpg

2026-05-05 01:06:14 UTC

best feeling on earth 💯
https://blossom.primal.net/c6e1542e21f56f094632160139925558b0851d1e7a83a0c87569a7bedf916a8f.jpg

2026-05-05 00:58:42 UTC

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abdominal surgery 😔
aaand my excessive personality when it comes to fitness. (i have a hard time staying within “safe limits”) … every time i lifted post op, it felt like my guts were gonna pop thru my belly button. i just decided to focus on fascia manipulation and yoga since

2026-05-05 00:55:18 UTC

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clearly, but back then i easily overhead 60lb+
the point is, i’ve gotten soft 😭

2026-05-04 21:57:23 UTC

i am having a hard time believing i used to jerk over 200lb, because now i struggle to press 50lb overhead 🤣🤣 #LongRoadBack

2026-05-03 21:12:15 UTC

i LOVE CAMPING
https://blossom.primal.net/a77f6822013a68656d4617be781ea41b2238348fe636c9dbb160ff396ce5187d.jpg

2026-05-02 17:43:41 UTC

i did a celebratory thing today and bought myself a statement piece 💍
this has been something i’ve wanted for many years, and waited for just the right one. i am so glad i have a low time preference. this is exactly the ring i waited for 🥰
and even more surprisingly, my mother responded to it! #win
https://blossom.primal.net/899038ca621fa95de18d6c5010f85c2a4d164a67a3da4816d7bcb7e2a958697b.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/7866df31bc963932a789f7ce61ed94b47cb8cfcb95eac78f94fd26e2df52b789.jpg

2026-05-02 13:17:20 UTC

you really don’t need much to make delicious bacon & eggs on a cast iron, but hoooly sh!t was this lil taste of upstate NY amazing 🤯 so glad my lil homesick purchase turned out to be a fabulous decision. this will be empty by next month 🤤
GM 🌞 #foodstr
https://blossom.primal.net/43febcdf1f0f389ef78a6ad348711bd164accdfc0800a63b935972c64c2cab1f.jpg

2026-05-02 04:18:33 UTC

i love that my days /nights consist of reading, exercising, teaching, keeping up with friends, and rocking babies to sleep.
THANK YOU GOD!
thank you universe
thank you earth
thank you self
#blessed

2026-05-01 23:27:14 UTC

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thank you 😊 🌷

2026-05-01 21:53:00 UTC

i’m back to lifting and i love it 😆
i’m thinking one or two more months doing calisthenics and dumbbell work, then time to strap in and get under the barbell again.
hopefully i can find an outdoor gym to skip out on the annoying doses of artificial light 🤞🏼
https://blossom.primal.net/d0dbab04b99a11e51fd86320a75da83638e8fdc3118a64610050687a03eb4990.jpg

2026-05-01 02:49:30 UTC

i love you
no, not because i know you or think you’re cool because you’re on nostr or anything..
i love you because you’re human too.
but also a little bit because you’re using nostr right now 😄😆
GN

2026-04-27 14:29:03 UTC

no way the family i am sitting for today- by chance- are investors in daylight computer & have all the circadian setups/lifestyle habits!
thanks God! what a lovely birthday surprise!

2026-04-27 03:42:30 UTC

closing out 25 right ☕️
excited to wake up happy, healthy, and 26!
cheers to life! Good Night 🌙
https://blossom.primal.net/b5043a55aeca8a1b512e396149799eeefdd52e776be47f25a8c769b967a92ff3.jpg

2026-04-26 02:54:00 UTC

gn
https://blossom.primal.net/9a7e0c83f65590f12f201d4292ddd33ae17a5d23b2891854eb72082f8f3bac23.jpg

2026-04-26 01:26:14 UTC

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nothing better.
meditation, the healing ocean, sun, physical & mental challenge.
it’s the best.

2026-04-25 16:12:59 UTC

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riiight!! lol

2026-04-25 01:20:21 UTC

my favorite lil silly thing i’ve encountered here in ATX
https://blossom.primal.net/dc463ca3b558ee8c166c58be0f1ccec5a1a467685bd515bb81ee58392c16d17a.jpg

2026-04-24 02:47:04 UTC

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i’ve been asking god the same thing 😆
my mini tarot pull i did this morning was quite promising 🙂

2026-04-23 01:28:39 UTC

my last night working at the pizza bar-
i did the math on my last paycheck and realized the amount i received was only 1/3 of what i should have earned, so i simply asked the owner “can you help me understand the tip pool breakdown, please?” … aaaand he fired me 6 mins later.
😳🤣 #dirtyfiat #DontTrust #fiatWontVerify
https://blossom.primal.net/bac35ec04b467572c2fec665d1a3887e771eaba8c8dc41715372dce5a12ed536.jpg

2026-04-21 20:28:26 UTC

it’s always weird talking to other 20 year olds because half the slang they use i just do not understand… this is the consequence of decentralized media only
-and boy am i okay with it! 😄😂

2026-04-21 13:50:57 UTC

GM 🐲
wearing big black leather heels makes anything feel possible 🎬
(it helps having your btc on cold storage too)
https://blossom.primal.net/b805ad35eed3acc18edbd4f772e646bc0b4e8b298b7d5277aab7ed798052430e.gif

2026-04-17 13:37:08 UTC

it’s a GM, listening to “The Beauty of Change” by Haleen, on Fountain 🌞
thankful for the opportunity to be part of the freedom sanctuary (that is nostr) in this wild lifetime. 🤍
https://blossom.primal.net/b91b13f967f36698111f03fd9fb576ee8810613714f874d0ae9d6aba9edbe3cc.jpg

2026-04-17 13:31:11 UTC

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that swirl though 😄
gm 🫂

2026-04-16 18:13:32 UTC

damn, after that last kruse pod on tftc, i hope you people at least start to recognize the importance of fundamental health signaling
in other words, throw out your airpods and gtfoutside more

2026-04-16 16:58:44 UTC

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less blue light definitely will 😉
“more green time, less screen time”