Sabrina✨

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2024-08-09 16:52:22

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I am once again bumpin’ that
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/933/098/798/502/171/original/34c240b1100c9034.mp4

2024-08-08 16:12:46

I feel about the song 365 the way that Charli XCX feels about cocaine on the song 365

2024-08-01 20:44:12

I feel like all I do is wash sports bras

2024-08-01 00:51:19

How many fucking times do I need to tell the person behind the deli counter that I don’t want fucking mayo on my sandwich? Is there a conspiracy to feed me fucking mayo?

2024-07-31 06:00:00

Why am I watching Contact instead of sleeping

2024-07-31 03:16:48

JEFFREY CAMPBELL BOOTS ARE BACK, THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL GIRLS, I NEED YOU AT BATTLE STATIONS
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2024-07-30 13:38:11

It’s my dream to one day be able to visit all 50 states again. How sad is that?
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/875/712/503/338/592/original/880b4329fa5c8242.png

2024-07-29 20:49:22

If you edit an iMessage with the iOS keyboard, and then once you’re happy with your new spelling hit the checkmark, it will still auto-correct to whatever it auto-corrected to the first time – because it is not smart enough to know that it made a mistake and should stop trying to help.
This is a very mild observation that I am scared to make because usually when I mention things like this my replies are filled with Apple apologist telling me to kill myself and burn in hell forever

2024-07-29 20:24:28

I was banned from the Universal Orlando subreddit for saying I would be uncomfortable attending a Harry Potter theme park land because somehow *I’M* making it political

2024-07-29 13:26:40

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“Ryan Houlihan, a Trans woman, was hungry for breakfast” just call me a slur thanks

2024-07-29 13:25:43

Anytime I am mentioned in speech or text – that is otherwise unrelated to the topic – people are quick to label me as a “Trans woman.”
I never, ever see a cis woman, unprompted, immediately labeled as a “cis woman.”
I know that, for you, you’re hyper aware of it and want to make sure you’ve validated me and you “warned” others in a way that grants you plausible deniability. But how about you just let me handle my disclosure, champ? Thanks!

2024-07-28 12:56:03

If a cishet man tries to tell you that “dude” is a gender neutral term, ask him how many dudes he’s fucked

2024-07-26 17:32:07

I fucking knew it https://variety.com/2024/film/news/james-woods-oppenheimer-producer-credit-secret-trump-support-1236086272/

2024-07-26 14:47:29

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@npub1350…7e3g Whoopi Goldberg who is now Barbara Streisand who has ascended into a new thing like Cher did. The new Kelly Clarkson is Olivia Rodrigo

2024-07-26 05:33:37

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I did not see Kelly Clarkson becoming Rosie O'Donnell but good for her and us

2024-07-26 05:30:32

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Cyndi Lauper is 70 years old
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/851/145/728/396/157/original/35528884db11c9df.jpeg

2024-07-26 05:23:06

Cyndi Lauper and Kelly Clarkson both look like it’s 2002 again. God bless science https://youtu.be/VqgOeLGxhW0?si=RRQk0-G5c1438KdA

2024-07-26 05:20:44

Google the tea yourselves because I am not here to trigger people but, okay, just to gossip quickly: While, I mean, like, Ava should get right with God and donate a lot of money and do a lot do therapy with a medical professional. However, I knew it was over for Mr. Beast too when she actually left. Can this be the end of that era please

2024-07-26 00:27:27

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@npub1350…7e3g I was uploading it wrong like a silly goose

2024-07-25 23:40:16

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If you’re in a different app it look like this (this is mainly to make me laugh)
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2024-07-25 23:38:49

I made my PFP look like I’m horrified (perhaps to the point of nausea) by everything I post

2024-07-25 22:51:52

When writing is easy I love writing

2024-07-25 04:30:23

Be nice. My chin is still swollen.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/845/246/886/921/496/original/0efb7767c3a2315f.jpeg

2024-07-24 05:01:59

I hate capitalism and my body desperately needs a diet overhaul but there are practically zero situations a can of Pringles can’t improve*
****I would like to note that shrinkflation has made Pringles worse but still p good

2024-07-22 17:18:52

At least they haven't tried to bring Toy Story to Broadway yet

2024-07-21 14:44:56

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/825/013/874/790/905/original/8d4071cf594fc2ca.jpeg
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2024-07-20 03:28:59

What have you done today to support Maura Tierney

2024-07-18 03:27:35

Few things people hate more about me than that I have never laughed at Frasier

2024-07-18 01:56:22

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@npub1350…7e3g Hacks!

2024-07-18 01:54:41

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@npub1350…7e3g Helen

2024-07-18 01:15:30

People in the 90s were like “Helen Hunt is so hot” and they were absolutely right. People today should say that and be right

2024-07-17 20:17:25

I have to take professional feedback from cis people on if what I’m saying about Trans people is offensive

2024-07-16 23:04:19

I’m so swollen from FFS. I have transitioned into a Hapsburg
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/798/666/280/999/753/original/7be9a3e804b4f119.mp4

2024-07-13 22:38:54

They missed :(

2024-07-07 16:34:00

It’s July 7 and Home Depot no longer stocks beach umbrellas because they’re “out of season.”

2024-07-06 07:10:10

Sega doesn’t do this https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2024/07/nintendo-on-inappropriate-use-of-its-ip-and-games-action-must-be-taken

2024-07-06 01:13:26

This is on the United States census form
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2024-07-05 19:30:44

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@npub1350…7e3g oh no, just an enormous gulf of talent

2024-07-05 19:27:14

Imagine you’re Julia Roberts and you have to watch Emma Roberts acting and tell her that she’s doing a great job

2024-07-05 04:23:48

The first reply posted to every question posed on Threads is transphobia

2024-07-03 22:34:21

I’m an Apple user and frequent Apple hater but this new Beats Pill is fucking great. Fucking GREAT. Get the gold one like the cool girlies before they sell out. A Beats super fan that works at the Best Buy in Chelsea told me that Apple made like 12 of these total

2024-07-03 22:04:38

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Similarly, please don’t do this. Please actually make a correction.
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2024-07-03 21:59:24

“Allies” love asking *only me* my pronouns in front of the other people they didn’t ask. Very loudly. Perhaps Trans visibility was a mistake

2024-07-02 02:10:37

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I simply will kill god if I have to

2024-07-02 02:07:40

I have decided I will not be fleeing the country and will instead stay and kick everyone’s ass. Thank you
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2024-06-29 04:47:33

I don’t think the American experiment was ultimately a success. What else you got?

2024-06-27 02:20:04

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Theyre going to get us all killed. https://www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-news/promo-alert-discourages-families-from-nyt-podcast

2024-06-26 00:46:15

WHY ARE YOU FUCKING OBSESSED?? JUST LEAVE US ALONE. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/25/health/transgender-minors-surgeries.html

2024-06-25 19:58:19

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@npub1350…7e3g Ahh yes I see. Ugh my fate

2024-06-25 19:55:18

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@npub1350…7e3g but the thing about ethics is I don’t make exceptions so some people can have just a little money

2024-06-25 18:48:31

Despite the *existing* genocide, it still seems like the majority of cis people either don’t know or are, more likely, in denial about where this is all going.
I want to discuss this in frank terms with the people in my life – so I can begin processing it – but I’m too early to seem like anything but a paranoid conspiracy theorist, which only makes it easier to dismiss me as a Trans woman.
Even my therapist says “but you can’t control it.” So I just sit here. But what to do with all the time?

2024-06-25 18:34:03

Wow, I truly fucking hate this! Tech sites with white labeled tech products! This is the end! https://www.theverge.com/24181102/verge-nomad-apple-watch-band

2024-06-25 02:40:57

Every transphobic comment I report on a corporate platform now just gets left up

2024-06-24 03:06:50

People say I hate Taylor Swift just because she’s so successful but what they’re missing is that, in order to be that successful, you need to be the kind of person that I hate

2024-06-21 15:57:00

People without media literacy learning the phrase “media literacy” has become the “fake news” of the 2024 election cycle.
Mama Mia, here we go again!

2024-06-21 01:21:54

Gabbi Tuft is an awful person. A MAGA republican, a transmedicalist, a reactionary, and just an overall shitty person who hangs out with low-lifes. I fucking hate that I’m in any category with her and it makes me sick that she’s going to be the first Trans woman a lot of people in this community meet. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/06/20/transgender-wrestler-gabbi-tuft-once-wwes-tyler-reks-is-ready-for-her-closeup-again/

2024-06-20 03:32:06

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Having to be a teenager twice is wild because almost none of the wisdom you’ve gained since the fists round is of any use at all. It’s cosmically bound

2024-06-20 03:21:43

At what point will the universe consider me humbled?

2024-06-15 21:40:51

Utterly despise a “Netflix” button on a remote

2024-06-15 03:27:28

What’s crazy is that AI isn’t the thing that killed Hollywood, but we’re going to watch that history be written in real time. Like everyone pretending they saw Scott Pilgrim in theaters. I worked on that movie’s marketing! No you didn’t!
And I was at the opening weekend of the original Mean Girls! Nobody fucking came but gay minors and middle school Grace Adlers!
Don’t pretend everyone felt bad for Britney! You laughed at her! I saw it!
I should start filming things. 😡

2024-06-13 22:15:44

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@npub1350…7e3g Hahaha WHO YOU TELLING

2024-06-13 22:08:25

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Add in the extra razor bump damage and ingrown hairs and puffy body hair and cowlicks and you’re just at the end of your rope even if you only shave your face.

2024-06-13 21:23:35

Growing curly hair is such torture

2024-06-12 03:32:47

I’m gonna be honest. Garfield has enough merch that some of it really hits. I would never purchase even one when Barbie exists but still

2024-06-11 21:31:53

Still don’t have a surgery date. Tomorrow will be a week from when I should have been done. 😔

2024-06-11 03:21:48

Video essays about video essays? Unwatchable.

2024-06-10 04:07:01

Couldn't Apple just make MacOS and iOS different frontends for MacOS? Is it all just to sell two things?

2024-06-08 15:42:54

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@npub1350…7e3g Lucky still !!

2024-06-08 05:57:43

I’m angry
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2024-06-06 06:29:25

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I’m going to stop posting through it but also what are we doing here if not sharing bits of reality. Or in my case surreality

2024-06-06 06:28:04

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Even if you had it, would you pay $65k for another year of your life? What if it was one of the young year? Is it worth that amount of money? Why do we have to ask stuff like this?

2024-06-06 06:20:35

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Important context: This is live footage of me
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/568/227/012/227/298/original/f870c5f4aa9e698e.mp4

2024-06-06 06:16:02

“Hey could I have $65k? It’s for my face” is not something you can say without laughing and it keeps making everyone uncomfortable when I do

2024-06-05 20:49:27

What do you do to pass the time on the worst day of your life? Don’t say anything addicting, I’m also broke

2024-06-05 13:49:32

They cancelled my surgery. I have to start the entire process over. I wish I was joking!

2024-06-03 06:06:22

I’m getting fairly extensive face surgery in like 48 hours are you excited

2024-06-02 06:17:00

The Ninja Creami Deluxe should be a human right

2024-06-02 05:28:28

I just realized something I thought was mortifying wasn’t actually embarrassing in hindsight and I feel like I just won the intrusive thought lottery

2024-05-31 02:19:27

This AI cash grab from Duolingo is the last straw. Fuck French and fuck this app

2024-05-29 05:49:09

I love limes and I love to present them like this in my house

2024-05-29 04:14:37

Every new YouTube video I try has clearly had its script written or rewritten by ChatGPT and nobody in the comments ever seems annoyed by this. The future sucks so much

2024-05-28 17:27:46

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@npub1350…7e3g WOW

2024-05-26 19:46:41

Can you think of a worse AI product on the market than Siri lol

2024-05-23 19:41:14

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@npub1350…7e3g Ohhhhhhh okay! Phew!

2024-05-23 19:37:39

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@npub1350…7e3g Don’t tell me

2024-05-23 19:37:24

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@npub1350…7e3g Oh god Noooooo

2024-05-23 19:35:32

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@npub1350…7e3g I think so

2024-05-23 18:58:09

I’m now going to watch every episode of Power Rangers

2024-05-23 01:16:16

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@npub1350…7e3g You have the meats!!!!!!

2024-05-23 01:15:23

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@npub1350…7e3g Omg

2024-05-23 01:13:14

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@npub1350…7e3g capitalism will eventually market us nothing and we will pay top dollar

2024-05-23 00:53:19

Technically they could put anything in the frame when you buy it and they choose to make it weird garbage

2024-05-22 16:00:37

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Every corporation was kind of good at something once. It’s how they tricked us. There used to be a place called Sears where you could go to fight with your family and eat mall food and buy the ugliest clothing scientists could develop. Now you have to do that on Temu while you stand over the sink. It’s not the same.

2024-05-22 15:51:36

I miss the Twitter from before. It was so deliciously bad for you, like cigarettes and hairspray and liquid cheese and all the best things. Now it’s like consuming PFAS.

2024-05-21 03:21:22

I hate that “camp” changed meanings when the first one was so good. Too elusive I guess

2024-05-17 18:04:21

It’s very important to my boyfriend that everyone knows he’s pansexual and not straight
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2024-05-17 00:50:41

Outback Steakhouse in Paramus New Jersey is my Algonquin Round Table

2024-05-03 20:16:03

Is Destiny just Ben Shapiro for Gen Alpha

2024-04-17 20:32:54

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Do you live in a PAL region? Rejoice! You also get AltStore https://www.theverge.com/24100464/altstore-pal-dma-eu-launch-delta-nintendo-emulator-clip-clipboard-manager

2024-04-17 20:13:19

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Get Delta for iOS devices – the premiere way to play all your favorite Nintendo games. This has been so long in the making for them! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/delta-game-emulator/id1048524688