CoSatoshi

Bitcoin Miners and Merch. Bitcoin Only.
FOSS and FOSH only.
#osmu #nerdaxe #octaxe #qaxe

Public Key

npub1z5f9kde5650z7tlnf9wlhutd9atzul5dka9xwpj5lrfsn6ycwl6selgx4s

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

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nos.lol

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npub1z5f9kde5650z7tlnf9wlhutd9atzul5dka9xwpj5lrfsn6ycwl6selgx4s

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Last Notes

2025-11-23 13:13:59 UTC

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Go hang a salami. I'm a lasagna hog.

2025-07-21 04:19:57 UTC

Again... You. Can. Just. Build. Stuff.
#osmu #octaxe #nerdaxe #solomining https://image.nostr.build/f78e9cb00ea0dfc0b4fd63ea3b1e5fdb6ea2ca1f185379c72f6946ac2eef5fb9.jpg

2025-07-10 18:11:40 UTC

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@nprofile…uzl5

2025-07-10 18:10:36 UTC

Promises made, promises kept 😜
#osmu #nerdaxe #qaxe #giveaway
https://x.com/CincoDoggos/status/1943349619406057667?t=L0dH-1qU9b0G_EpInmlEhg&s=19
https://video.nostr.build/99558f9e4c0d7029fe30ce8e4e30dec10994d57191a1eea17a060325e2016b93.mp4

2025-07-07 01:02:51 UTC

All in all, 5x Qaxe+ builds in 2 days 💪🏻
These units are all spoken for but more units will be available. Grab yours now before it's too late.
Price drop to $350 each
LOCALPICKUP for free shipping
4.2% sats back when you pay in BTC
https://cosatoshi.shop/
#osmu #nerdaxe #qaxe #Mining
https://image.nostr.build/3b9496657fb37698089722b7a4798e1c75d390ef0b2cbaca1fc389f7bb861f69.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/0b7b3add99896f866440c5e3ff2e794816154623b02e33614dd9bce5c9adc93e.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/4865ed5f7709cae36e4ca356bd7e69d85dc078cc1ac4dccec6d1c4ae1980ecb8.jpg

2025-07-06 19:16:29 UTC

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Couldn't be more honored and grateful sir 🥲
https://cosatoshi.shop/products/qaxeplus

2025-07-05 21:16:00 UTC

I had a business partnership lined up to build open-source Bitcoin miners because we believed in the mission.
But when it came time to build, they bailed. I'm not giving up on the mission, tho. I built this Founder's Edition Qaxe+ myself. And somehow, it works.
@CincoDoggos, your unit’s coming soon!
#osmu #bitaxe #nerdaxe #qaxe #bitcoinmining
https://image.nostr.build/3ec17479f53b714a9c30687b1581b2f69fa0488af11feaea307a6ec9dc1a8441.jpg

2025-07-01 14:14:49 UTC

The absolute irony of pulling the 'proofofwork' card after not doing a little research.

2025-07-01 13:41:42 UTC

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My apologies, I completely blanked pushing the winner announcement to nostr:
https://x.com/CoSatoshi821/status/1938792548207862071?t=I1WLh7575MeWRzw02llPhQ&s=19

2025-07-01 13:40:09 UTC

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Terribly sorry! The winner was posted over on X last Friday and I forgot to update y'all here on nostr.
https://image.nostr.build/808686ffd842ce3e6dfca44c542cc30706f7f70f44d3792286bf057a6c33b00f.jpg
#nevent1q…q3fs

2025-06-27 20:27:50 UTC

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So no fartcoin

2025-06-25 10:46:01 UTC

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It's only 4x BM1368 Asics, very low power and low heat. It's also very quiet.

2025-06-25 10:44:36 UTC

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Yes if you can cover shipping and taxes

2025-06-25 02:42:55 UTC

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Like, zap, repost, and follow to enter

2025-06-25 02:42:20 UTC

Just like Bitcoin, you're not too late...
to enter this giveaway! 🎁
NerdQaxe+
2.5Th, 50W, 20J/Th
Winner this Friday!
Everything’s included
U.S. shipping = free
International = you cover shipping & taxes
Stack sats, hash, node, and hodl
#osmu #nerdqaxe #nerdaxe #Bitaxe
https://image.nostr.build/b385c79caa2808fdde46f3d58f3dca03912cb98504071e4790ab4ba2700d5d8f.jpg

2025-06-22 16:15:59 UTC

🎁 We’re giving away one Nerd Qaxe+ #Bitcoin miner
2.5 TH/s. 50 watts. Fully #OpenSource
Quiet, efficient, & ready to stack sats from your desk
To enter:
- Like & repost
- Follow @nprofile…hre6
Winner announced this Friday
Free shipping in US. International must cover shipping & fees (sorry intl plebs)
#osmu #qaxe #nerdaxe
https://image.nostr.build/42846351ce016cc2bedab0ed1efab7b834fe1b25c77cec4dc512369bb18aff7f.jpg

2025-06-18 17:29:13 UTC

Super please with how these turned out. #nerdaxe #qaxe #osmu #homemining
https://image.nostr.build/1aca1d58ba1b794ef512f4bf231f1cb3941b70a34b076c2309d24b6f55679057.jpg

2025-06-08 23:00:15 UTC

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Still some available! https://cosatoshi.shop/products/qaxeplus
#osmu #bitaxe #nerdaxe #qaxe #octaxe
#nevent1q…e0kj

2025-06-01 18:42:02 UTC

Now available: Nerd Qaxe+ Bitcoin home solo/lottery miner. 50 watts, 2.5 ths, 20 j/th.
Limited Founder's Batch: 28 units!
CoSatoshi.shop
https://image.nostr.build/6801208037e3748785dd2fcb252e28d3f845c0566570d03cf069e44b2a914523.jpg

2025-05-20 02:23:50 UTC

Soonstr
#nerdaxe #qaxe #osmu https://image.nostr.build/139ae975995c18f0093373ac2bfd7149adbe1d044cd8efc07c60785c0b16e668.jpg

2025-05-19 19:48:18 UTC

More #foodstr https://image.nostr.build/0f3842ce5a3105b5142725872247dba301278a718b2f4cf3d51798b351ac3224.jpg

2025-05-18 22:20:22 UTC

Got some stuff in the works....
#octaxe #qaxe #nerdaxe #bitaxe #soloming
https://image.nostr.build/9eaa2285da775759fbd0745f95f02737759737aca45cf490ea3b2423ba4a9cc4.jpg https://image.nostr.build/b3cba2ffec674554d21a64af51a42ebbd89f06234c2495369264ff424fbfdfc6.jpg https://image.nostr.build/773c0f16224162e1101df85211bb0645baf5d94e25492b7c89c8a6c488389712.jpg

2025-05-18 21:55:49 UTC

I am absolutely never dropping "sats"
Gfy

2025-05-18 21:52:01 UTC

Not a bad little birthday package https://image.nostr.build/15cf314f92d1479023ab5ff6265295572a08e70e09b732c606d6f3b15f7e3c5f.jpg

2025-05-15 22:52:44 UTC

Oh, you don't eat dinner like this regularly? Very sorry to hear that.... #foodstr #olas https://image.nostr.build/a4efcd26e1d2b14c2fbd4213d8c78762a88c77d79a9add0061a0d02c377043c1.jpg

2025-05-15 11:12:55 UTC

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Bitcoin is an ego test

2025-04-27 02:06:35 UTC

Raise em right, and they won't grow up to be assault weapons.
https://m.primal.net/QekY.png

2025-04-14 23:12:29 UTC

#roastme
https://m.primal.net/QPhv.jpg

2025-04-08 20:43:38 UTC

So, should I offer power supplies with these bad boys? Fan/sink as well? #osmu #bitaxe #nerdaxe #octaxe #mining
https://m.primal.net/QEiR.jpg

2025-04-07 16:02:18 UTC

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I'm so sorry you had to spend time in cambridge

2025-04-06 12:17:38 UTC

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PS: people in the south are wonderful

2025-04-05 12:43:33 UTC

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Every day!

2025-04-05 02:47:58 UTC

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Will be sad if I don't lol

2025-04-05 02:34:26 UTC

Do you guys have any idea what's about to happen
#osmu #octaxe #bitaxe #nerdaxe #bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/QEiR.jpg

2025-04-04 11:06:18 UTC

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Lovely pics. I used to live in Watertown and work at Longy. Beautiful area, too bad it's full of some of the worst human beings on earth.

2025-04-03 16:09:54 UTC

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Hahahaha dear God please no

2025-04-03 16:09:13 UTC

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yeah he's an interesting one

2025-04-03 15:56:19 UTC

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Update: he's fine but it was a wild trip apparently
#nevent1q…je04
https://m.primal.net/QDAC.png

2025-04-02 15:24:28 UTC

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I did but I haven't heard back. Not sure what to make of it.

2025-04-02 14:50:09 UTC

no joke this is a real message I received from a friend on Monday #notaprilfools
https://m.primal.net/QBqz.png

2025-04-02 12:49:05 UTC

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I thought this was real for a minute

2025-04-02 01:01:32 UTC

I'm building a set of Octaxes and should have 2 units up for grabs soon.
10ths at ~160W - Great for solo mining
DM me if interested
#bitaxe #nerdaxe #octaxe #osmu

2025-03-31 12:47:54 UTC

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These ones are interesting. I actually made a video about empty blocks recently

2025-03-30 21:44:03 UTC

the mempool is so empty, i WISH i had a bunch of utxos to consolidate
#mempool #mining
https://m.primal.net/Pykl.png

2025-03-16 15:13:08 UTC

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What do you think so far, worth it?

2025-03-12 00:35:05 UTC

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Though it's not without it's challenges:
Financial experts are skeptical about Bitcoin's volatility, citing potential risks to the U.S. economy if the value of the proposed 1 million BTC reserve fluctuates dramatically.
The bill's funding mechanism, which involves using Federal Reserve net earnings and revaluing gold certificates, could face opposition from fiscal conservatives concerned about altering monetary policy.
Legal and regulatory hurdles exist, as the Treasury Secretary would need to navigate existing financial laws to manage and hold Bitcoin for a 20-year minimum, potentially requiring new legislation.
Some industry watchers, including crypto analysts, worry the government’s involvement could distort Bitcoin markets, reducing public trust and market efficiency without clear, transparent frameworks.
President Trump’s recent executive order for a Bitcoin reserve has drawn criticism, and the BITCOIN Act’s alignment with this order could face resistance from those opposing government crypto stockpiles.
#nevent1q…lwtk

2025-03-11 20:06:13 UTC

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holy frick thank you

2025-03-11 20:05:10 UTC

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Thank you sir. One thought about burning coins is that those coins won't actually stay burned once quantum becomes viable (however long that takes). Eventually they will re-enter circulation, so maybe that's an additional argument to return them to their rightful owners.

2025-03-11 19:58:24 UTC

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Great read, thanks Odell. What do you use for long-form posts?

2025-03-11 16:37:54 UTC

The Bitcoin Act, first introduced by Senator Lummis in July 2024 and reintroduced today, March 11, 2025, aims to establish a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve for the United States. The core idea is to position Bitcoin as a national asset to strengthen the U.S. dollar, hedge against inflation, and even help tackle the national debt. Here’s what the bill lays out in plain terms:
Bitcoin Purchase Program: The U.S. Treasury would buy up to 1 million Bitcoins over a five-year period. That’s about 5% of Bitcoin’s total supply (since there will only ever be 21 million BTC). The purchases would cap at 200,000 BTC per year to keep things gradual.
Long-Term Holding: Once acquired, the government would hold these Bitcoins for at least 20 years. The idea is to treat it like a strategic asset (think of it as digital gold), not something to flip for quick cash. There are strict rules limiting when or how it could be sold after that 20-year mark.
Secure Storage: The bill sets up a decentralized network of secure Bitcoin vaults managed by the Treasury Department. These would have top-tier physical and cybersecurity measures to protect the stash. It even includes plans for handling Bitcoin forks or airdrops (those quirky blockchain events), with a five-year retention period for any resulting assets.
Funding the Plan: No new debt here—the purchases would be funded by reallocating existing federal assets. Specifically, it taps into the Federal Reserve’s gold certificates (valued at $42.22 per ounce since 1973 but worth way more now—around $2,700 per ounce today) and uses profits from reissuing them at current market value. From 2025 to 2029, the first $6 billion of annual Federal Reserve remittances to the Treasury would also go toward buying BTC.
Transparency: The Treasury would have to publish quarterly reports showing total holdings, transactions, and proof of reserves—leveraging Bitcoin’s blockchain to make it all verifiable in real-time. This is meant to build trust and accountability.
Self-Custody Rights: The bill explicitly protects the rights of private Bitcoin holders to keep their own keys and manage their own wallets. It’s a nod to the crypto community’s “not your keys, not your coins” ethos, ensuring the reserve doesn’t mess with individual freedoms.
State Participation: States could opt in to store their own Bitcoin reserves in segregated accounts under this framework, giving them a chance to join the party.
Lummis has pitched this as a “game-changer” for U.S. financial stability, comparing it to the Louisiana Purchase for its potential long-term impact. She’s got some big-name backers, too—since its reintroduction today, posts on X show new cosponsors like Senators Marsha Blackburn, Bernie Moreno, Roger Marshall, Jim Justice, and Tommy Tuberville jumping on board, plus a companion bill in the House with support from reps like Nick Begich and Mike Collins. The timing’s hot with a crypto-friendly administration in place since January 2025, and Lummis has been vocal about pushing it through fast—possibly within the first 100 days of the new Congress.

2025-03-08 14:50:02 UTC

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This is in Sweden right?

2025-03-08 14:46:19 UTC

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Oh really? I hadn't actually seen anything like that

2025-03-07 23:40:32 UTC

you can just mute @npub1der…xzpc

2025-03-07 23:07:14 UTC

the most depressing thing about working at a bitcoin mining company is the number of non-bitcoiners with which one must work
not a single person today said anything about the sbr news 😑

2025-03-05 02:25:48 UTC

is anyone surprised this type of theatrics would take place during trump's first address to congress?

2025-02-27 00:40:31 UTC

I am so totally and completely fine if we go down to 58k or lower. I want to shake out the tourists and I want more opportunity to buy cheap sats.
clear the brush. burn it down.
#bitcoin

2025-02-24 03:24:51 UTC

this is all they got on the left ... just call anyone you disagree with a Nazi. end of discussion
#politicstr #trump
https://m.primal.net/PIxZ.png

2025-02-24 00:02:21 UTC

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but not nearly as bad a the Fold app

2025-02-23 23:56:12 UTC

because #nostr is such a small and niche platform, I would love some earnest feedback here:
would it make sense to post bitcoin-related newsletters on here, especially if they're aimed at beginners and normies?
here's a sample of my latest one to give you an idea what I'm talking about:
https://tinyurl.com/y5hdfhyz
#bitcoin #asknostr

2025-02-23 23:00:09 UTC

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that sounds awesomely horrible indeed, but why would any nip wanna do that?

2025-02-23 22:22:14 UTC

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Update:
https://m.primal.net/PIkD.png

2025-02-22 20:49:36 UTC

gatdayum cute ass #catstr #olas #nostr
https://m.primal.net/PHJX.jpg

2025-02-22 03:03:46 UTC

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totally agree. seems like he smashed the duopoly

2025-02-21 21:36:02 UTC

having been on the left back in 2017 when Trump was inaugurated the first time, it's astounding to me to see that the left has learned nothing 8 years later.
#trump #politics

2025-02-21 03:38:50 UTC

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looks like the Miami Derby, but I like it. it looks sharp!

2025-02-20 16:47:19 UTC

whatever happened to $58k gang

2025-02-20 14:08:22 UTC

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pretty impressive how good the audio quality is given the times and the recording environment.

2025-02-20 01:19:53 UTC

look, I just think it's pretty obvious, 2024 was the year of uppercase, and 2025 is the year of lowercase. simple

2025-02-19 23:19:44 UTC

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i don't have ods, but i really think 2025 is the year of all lowercase

2025-02-19 04:05:54 UTC

is there an easy way to switch accounts on @npub12vk…pugg without logging out? #nostr

2025-02-19 03:19:27 UTC

need a good whiskey recommendation to go with a cigar, especially something easy to find out in central Georgia
#drinkstr

2025-02-18 03:36:29 UTC

I really hope fort Knox is empty

2025-02-17 03:56:55 UTC

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Oh sorry it's a Walther PDP Pro E... Amazing pistol!

2025-02-16 21:45:11 UTC

how do I mute v4v on nostr?

2025-02-16 21:43:57 UTC

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I can't tell if you're actually in Mexico or at a protest in Southern California

2025-02-16 16:56:20 UTC

Literally never gets old reading this.... #bitcoin only you dumb fucks!
https://m.primal.net/OzJa.jpg
#olas

2025-02-16 15:56:12 UTC

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It's true. I lived there for 3 years!

2025-02-16 04:13:20 UTC

Putting in the work, improving the grip
#gunstr #nostr #olas
https://video.nostr.build/3761c7441c3f3a8efa32fea4f2cbd8a30a0a740a196cdf834aa99f0c12f57b70.mp4

2025-02-16 03:30:58 UTC

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Thousands is far too few

2025-02-16 03:30:40 UTC

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Thousands is too few

2025-02-15 10:23:02 UTC

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Gm https://image.nostr.build/597f3566b0d4dc07b74757c252daa73c801d0133069108ca9f38df85b787f407.jpg

2025-02-14 00:45:53 UTC

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I will never not enjoy this account 🤣
#nevent1q…y3pu

2025-02-14 00:41:58 UTC

A gulf is a gulf no matter what you call it. Interestingly, everyone agrees on that one.

2025-02-14 00:41:23 UTC

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I will say also, it's kinda interesting that despite the name change, we all still agree it's a gulf. That's a pretty big difference as well, you have to admit.

2025-02-13 21:13:16 UTC

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Psss, hey dude, your EDS is showing
https://m.primal.net/OefX.png

2025-02-13 16:06:09 UTC

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Aw thanks, your meme is very cute as well 😘

2025-02-13 16:05:29 UTC

You don't need a government laundered handout. That's it. That's the tweet.

2025-02-13 15:47:32 UTC

I can't help but notice that all the rhetoric of the left since Trump's victory is full of qualifiers: might, may, maybe, possibly, etc. it's all highly speculative and provides nothing valuable outside of deranged fear-mongering.

2025-02-13 15:44:02 UTC

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Oh stahp ☺️

2025-02-13 15:41:45 UTC

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Wait, so now it's okay to dead-name? I'm confused 🤔

2025-02-13 15:24:18 UTC

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Who is John Galt

2025-02-12 22:49:38 UTC

My retarded shitlib family members are clearly what drives my alcoholism.

2025-02-12 16:30:10 UTC

Interactions on #nostr are so much more genuine. I know, I know, you already knew that. But this is new to me.

2025-02-12 16:29:20 UTC

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Totally understand. This why I'm stacking endlessly and telling the fed and IRS to go fuck themselves.

2025-02-11 22:56:12 UTC

Dear 20 and 30-year-olds:
Do not injure your body during these two decades in which you may feel invincible. These injuries will come back to haunt you.
Sincerely, a 40-year-old

2025-02-11 22:53:29 UTC

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🤣🤣🤣 okay now that's some funny shit right there

2025-02-11 22:53:03 UTC

Don't make the same mistake that the left does:
They mistaken ideology for intelligence.

2025-02-11 16:45:47 UTC

Just realized that MAGA is the only real 2nd party in modern American history. The D/R paradigm was just a psyop for the American people to believe there were two choices, but there never was.
The rise of MAGA is such a threat to them because it's an ACTUAL second party; an escape valve from the one-party duopoly. A movement that may ACTUALLY be able to get something done.
MAGA plus Bitcoin is essentially our escape from the tacit authoritarianism we've been experiencing for the better part of a century.

2025-02-11 03:11:28 UTC

Everyone needs to realize that every Republican administration INCLUDING TRUMP didn't stop what DOGE is currently uncovering when they had the opportunity. They're every bit as culpable as the next guy.
We're in a very new political landscape and it's important to recognize it. I'm hopeful Trump can pull it off this time but... We'll see ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2025-02-10 22:03:48 UTC

I afraid it's too late, we are well beyond the looking glass.
The government itself is no longer subject to the laws of this nation. No amount of political power is going to change it, even a majority and electoral political victory.
All Trump and DOGE can do is report their findings only to watch the spin doctors explain it away to half the country, even mobilizing them to "protest" against it.
There's no getting out of these peacefully, I'm afraid. If you're not stocking up to protect your family, you better get started quick.