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2026-03-23 14:59:35 UTC

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Others in the ecosystem have found it valuable, and there's more coming every month.
If for some reason it doesn't work for your situation send in an issue
https://blossom.primal.net/b7a190939f4d2e2c685a96b7eaa827a7cf20ffc67a9ea17b21cb43e2ca01a892.mp4 It's

2026-01-17 17:35:46 UTC

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I like it. Is the project open source? Drop a link if so.

2025-07-24 20:13:02 UTC

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For the last 6 months I've been working on a love letter to Bitcoin in the shade of the Cashu trees. Today the initial release of Orchard is available for all.
Go nuts 🥜
#nevent1q…nsqq

2025-07-22 21:11:43 UTC

If there were sovereign banks in cyberspace, what would they look like?
https://blossom.primal.net/7053b3f8d841d910d5e98b0b07fd4bef6ad5d51efe4e3effb80e438afbba07ac.png

2025-05-22 04:34:13 UTC

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You dropped this 👑

2025-05-22 03:35:04 UTC

This bull is fueled on vibes.

2025-05-20 15:36:20 UTC

Enter the void.
https://blossom.primal.net/a080f4737795b85d74aab7b25b839c7b38c9aafafddc2c3cd2254e691706a96d.png

2025-05-11 01:52:12 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/caaa970793156fbd699b140ff0fa16349770839773bbfd6beb9a56370aac4cc2.png

2025-05-05 18:25:57 UTC

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By making great software

2025-04-30 17:33:32 UTC

In other news the blocks keep coming
Summer 900,000 inbound

2025-04-27 05:31:27 UTC

I'm writing a love letter to bitcoin in typescript
https://orchard.space/

2025-04-18 15:53:49 UTC

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The privacy shades make me smile every time. Still.

2025-04-13 15:08:10 UTC

Sometimes I check in on the ethereum subreddit just to see how that community is responding to getting kicked in the teeth for 4 years.
The entertainment value is inversely correlated to their pain. And their pain has been compounding.
https://m.primal.net/QOGB.png

2025-04-03 03:05:59 UTC

Back in the lab, trying things.
https://m.primal.net/QCXQ.png

2025-04-02 05:32:01 UTC

Dos ojo rojos por favor.

2025-03-02 04:04:30 UTC

Ethereum looks like it wants to capitulate all the way to 2017
https://m.primal.net/PQgN.png
But hey if you bought in a white box you're actually up against Bitcoin, for the time being. Red box sorry bud you are down.
https://m.primal.net/PQfx.png
Market Cap ETH/BTC looks somehow worse
https://m.primal.net/PQgR.png

2025-02-28 17:31:31 UTC

SPY/BTC
Turning Support into Resistance?
https://m.primal.net/POsO.png

2025-02-28 16:57:19 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/POqs.png

2025-02-28 04:09:45 UTC

Been pondering the concept of trust recently n' stuff

2025-02-27 22:24:48 UTC

Cashu allows you to play puppet master with someone else's lightning node.

2025-02-22 06:13:37 UTC

my sats rn
https://m.primal.net/PGUp.gif

2024-12-12 19:43:59 UTC

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If you look closely you can see that guy is being fucked in the ass.

2024-10-28 02:33:10 UTC

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No doubt about that.

2024-10-24 18:01:39 UTC

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A 70% tax would be an assault on people’s well being. Men have gone to war over far less. The risk of government recourse fades to the background in that scenario.

2024-10-23 20:57:31 UTC

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If you ain't got haters you ain't poppin'

2024-10-23 16:19:41 UTC

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I lost the keys to that stuff years ago.

2024-10-23 16:17:04 UTC

Piping hot fresh lows on ETHBTC
As Bitcoin chops around, it continues to grind down alts.
https://image.nostr.build/5776bc453fe1d523593410f6502e1263a3aced86f237a3eb7c552ac4e765eba3.png

2024-10-23 05:16:50 UTC

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Surely the devs will do something

2024-10-23 05:06:46 UTC

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It would be a shame to see a country come to these measures. I would be forced to consider casting my vote by foot

2024-10-08 15:41:38 UTC

Bitcoin continues to beat the piss out of alts and I aint heard no bell yet. https://image.nostr.build/c41e5c45fbd5571256d34fe05a689b0a86f4fd29721e12cc6811a34f4742029a.jpg

2024-10-07 04:27:11 UTC

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The cry harder meme applies to bitcoiners as well. Don't forget that.

2024-10-07 03:45:39 UTC

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My nodes have nodes at this point.

2024-10-03 14:00:13 UTC

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wen lnd bolt 12 - as well

2024-10-02 17:33:24 UTC

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Wen zap stream?

2024-10-02 16:00:22 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/LImZ.png

2024-10-02 03:19:56 UTC

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I think we see it eventually. Maybe in a more tightly integrated service that just happens to use cashu. The trouble is the extra overhead required for the mint operator to ensure a good user experience. Chain UTXOs need to be deployed into channels to be usable on the lightning network, and deciding where that liquidity goes is difficult to automate.

2024-10-02 02:38:17 UTC

Pretty violent move today, and the data backs it up. 4HR RSI has been this low only 4 other times in what will forever be dubbed "The 58k Range".
https://m.primal.net/LICP.png

2024-10-02 02:28:58 UTC

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Your enemies too. That is the beauty of an ecash mint. Open, anonymous, and permissionless.

2024-10-01 20:24:52 UTC

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I would. I 🧡 my mint and wish it could be tied to my npub.cash address.

2024-10-01 15:16:47 UTC

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Me stacking sats this morning
https://m.primal.net/LHcA.gif

2024-10-01 15:13:09 UTC

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Any recordings available for this workshop? I can’t be present but I do want the intel

2024-10-01 14:44:26 UTC

Monthly Heikin Ashi candles
https://m.primal.net/LHay.jpg

2024-09-30 15:05:57 UTC

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There is a pattern here
https://m.primal.net/LGeb.png

2024-09-29 13:31:50 UTC

g m
https://m.primal.net/LFah.jpg

2024-09-29 02:29:02 UTC

Bearish divergence as the days plod on for NVDA/BTC
Momentum beginning to slow for the king of Equities on it's impressive run against hard af money.
https://m.primal.net/LFFh.png

2024-09-28 01:54:13 UTC

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You can find active mints with reviews here https://bitcoinmints.com

2024-09-28 01:36:33 UTC

This recent group of red Heikin Ashi candles look tired.
https://m.primal.net/LEGg.png

2024-09-27 05:10:10 UTC

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Bears still in denial, aggressive and prone to rage.

2024-09-26 02:34:05 UTC

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Indeed that would be another cost to consider when a channel peer closes on you.
The best peers can be relationships you already have. They will be more likely to give you inbound liquidity and less likely to close on you without at least a message in advance.
But hell with on chain fees where they are the juice will almost certainly be worth the squeeze. With tooling where it is today too now is probably the best time ever to experiment with lightning.

2024-09-25 16:09:41 UTC

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If you have poor uptime you want to choose good peers that are aware of your nodes habits and are okay with the downtime.
Your peers can always close or force close on you. Regular closes are fine. Force closes can lock up funds for a few weeks. Worst case scenario is your node is offline for multiple weeks during that force close window and does not attest to channel state in time and loses the funds in that channel.

2024-09-23 15:23:44 UTC

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If Chickenshit implies fear, and Bullshit implies deceit, what does Bearshit imply?

2024-09-23 15:18:50 UTC

Zapping sats from undisclosed locations.
https://m.primal.net/KzMG.jpg

2024-09-23 15:17:31 UTC

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No ads, feed control, and dank memes.

2024-09-23 03:32:21 UTC

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This one got the attention it deserved.

2024-09-23 02:19:25 UTC

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Try sending as ecash and as lightning. try backing up the cash and importing it into a different wallet client.

2024-09-23 00:56:14 UTC

https://m.primal.net/Kymd.png
https://m.primal.net/Kyme.png

2024-09-18 06:33:45 UTC

Orange coin gud

2024-09-18 06:25:14 UTC

ETHBTC face planting and schadenfreude is on the menu
https://m.primal.net/KtaG.jpg

2024-09-17 15:33:03 UTC

If you can't handle me at my 58k resistance, you don't deserve me at my 58k support. If you can't handle me at my 58k resistance, you don't deserve me at my 58k support.

2024-09-17 05:52:11 UTC

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You will run that node one day, I believe in you 🧡

2024-09-15 22:21:56 UTC

SOPR is in the process of testing the bull
https://m.primal.net/KrIO.jpg

2024-09-15 16:48:06 UTC

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ETHBTC 🟢🔴🔴🔴

2024-09-15 06:25:44 UTC

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Bitcoin has become important enough for politicians to pay attention. I think it’s important to shape how Bitcoin settles into the political discourse and not about preventing its entrance.

2024-09-14 05:49:15 UTC

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They used to call us cypherpunks, but tech nerds works too.

2024-09-10 20:11:53 UTC

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There will be nuts

2024-09-10 03:56:31 UTC

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Emaculate Vibes in here.

2024-09-09 15:24:12 UTC

These are the good ol’ days

2024-09-09 06:55:41 UTC

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Those cashuB tokens are so hot right now

2024-09-06 04:38:55 UTC

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That is a tricked out npub. I shared this python script to generate vanity npubs like this. Hash one out with the npub Miner!
https://github.com/orangeshyguy21/npub_miner

2024-09-05 23:04:24 UTC

Long Term Holder HODL waves are starting to curl up fast.
Less interest in selling from the cohort + coins bought around the breakout maturing.
@npub1qh5…eh9r
https://m.primal.net/KgBS.png

2024-09-05 14:54:46 UTC

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It sucks value away from x when the content vacates. You can feel the pressure drop over there so the cope and seething will continue.

2024-09-05 04:53:26 UTC

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Is that, a honey deuce?

2024-09-05 04:50:58 UTC

What's a word for the type of regret you feel when you realize too late that you prepped the wrong colored bell pepper for your dish.

2024-09-05 03:57:09 UTC

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But you could have
npub1r0se5x6h7fsv9mlt9n99zsf6nexgftwq0x9cn66km57ndpugwmfslyz0ze
or, or!
npub16aslcrh42k8k56xjaa55335euv2pkneh6zuq0tp4c2wz2rusfweq2a39sj
The "basic" one is a bit wonky because the key formatting for npubs doesn't allow b's or i's. I like the r0se key tho 🌹

2024-09-04 22:27:34 UTC

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😭 🫂 🥴

2024-09-04 21:52:35 UTC

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I'm edging right now

2024-09-04 17:31:00 UTC

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Oh cool. I have a routing node and would be happy to peer up. I'll send you a DM with the node pub key if you're interested.

2024-09-04 15:25:17 UTC

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We’re you using an LSP before? Looking for a new one now?
I’m curious how people are approaching this as more self custodial wallets go dark.

2024-09-04 04:24:59 UTC

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Top shelf meme.

2024-09-03 03:40:37 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/KbdO.gif

2024-09-03 03:37:31 UTC

Your npub is out there. Go and find it.
https://github.com/orangeshyguy21/npub_miner

2024-09-03 01:51:45 UTC

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It's a type of lightning channel closure used between two nodes who can't agree. It's typically used when one peer is unresponsive (offline) when the other wants to close the channel.

2024-09-02 22:02:04 UTC

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Pouring one out for each force closed channel 🫗

2024-09-02 21:56:38 UTC

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Rest assured, your face will be ripped off.
Prepare yourself. As the challenge of riding the bull matches the intensity of surviving the bear.

2024-09-01 01:47:48 UTC

I like the app. I like the art.
#note1s4p…mw82

2024-08-29 21:14:52 UTC

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I don’t plan.

2024-08-29 14:34:52 UTC

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“If you look for the light, you can often find it. But if you look for the dark that is all you will ever see”

2024-08-28 04:08:18 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/KQzX.gif

2024-08-28 03:34:03 UTC

1 if by land,
2 if by sea,
21 million if by state cuckoldry

2024-08-27 22:10:31 UTC

ETH vibes in the gutter
https://m.primal.net/KQdf.png
https://m.primal.net/KQdc.png

2024-08-26 19:53:25 UTC

I'm something of an illegal mathematician myself

2024-08-24 05:42:15 UTC

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The number 21 million may echo down the halls of time far longer than most think.

2024-08-24 05:34:52 UTC

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I hope the dice are HOT today!

2024-08-24 05:32:45 UTC

A spark can turn into a flame

2024-08-24 03:06:35 UTC

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Hoisted by your own petard

2024-08-24 03:05:13 UTC

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Yellowstone is an incredibly special place. Geographically it forms a gentle passage through the vast Rocky Mountain range. Because of this it has become a grand junction and hallowed meeting ground for the beasts of the continent amidst a backdrop of fire and ice.

2024-08-24 02:56:06 UTC

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A word of encouragement, a warm hug, a kind gesture, or a helping hand.

2024-08-24 02:54:03 UTC

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I must be because I got the hell out of there.

2024-08-21 14:43:16 UTC

I want to own three things over the next 10 years minimum
- Bitcoin
- Equity in businesses I have an operating role in
- Property

2024-08-21 14:42:02 UTC

I like boring bitcoin almost as much as I like bearish bitcoin. Everybody forget about it. Write it off. Ignore it. I'll be stacking my face off.