Relai 🇨🇭

This Week in Bitcoin 👀
A lot of things happened again. @_jklnz has recapped everything for you in video form:
🔷 Deutsche Bank likes Bitcoin
🔷 Laos will mine BTC with hydro energy
🔷 Kevin Durant's 11,000% Bitcoin return
https://youtu.be/Y1PYsLxe92k
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2025-09-26 09:01:21 UTC

Diese Woche in Bitcoin 👀
Es ist wieder viel passiert. @_jklnz hat alles für dich in einem Video zusammengefasst:
🔷 Die Deutsche Bank lobt Bitcoin
🔷 Laos will BTC mit Wasserkraft minen
🔷 Kevin Durants 11.000 % Bitcoin-Rendite
https://youtu.be/Y_ZupEEiV_w
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2025-09-24 08:09:09 UTC

Eine weitere Relai Bitcoin Podcast-Folge ist live! 🔥
Joël Kai Lenz spricht mit André Dragosch, PhD über:
🔷 #Bitcoin Self-Custody vs. ETFs
🔷 Was On-Chain Daten uns alles sagen
🔷 Bitcoins Rolle in traditionellen Portfolios
🔷 Wieso Bitwise Europe so detailierte Reports veröffentlicht
YouTube: https://youtu.be/7rPgwg4BNGI
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2025-09-22 11:21:27 UTC

Es ist der älteste Betrug aller Zeiten.
Früher haben Könige Münzen verfälscht.
Herrscher dachten, sie wären schlau mit der Druckerpresse.
Heute drucken Regierungen dein Vermögen weg.
Gott sei Dank gibt es Bitcoin 🧡
https://youtu.be/uPgEFzcdLXU
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2025-09-19 13:00:42 UTC

This is the oldest scam in history.
Kings used to clip coins.
Rulers thought they were smarter with the printing press.
Today, governments print your wealth away.
Thank God for Bitcoin 🧡
https://youtu.be/ebi_F4NLGUc
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2025-08-29 14:31:41 UTC

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Lol no

2025-08-29 14:31:04 UTC

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You should try it 👀

2025-08-29 14:30:32 UTC

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Yeah, then that’s the issue. I will tell our providers to fix this bug

2025-08-29 14:28:20 UTC

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Some roles require active contact with clients who prefer to speak their home language.
That’s why sometimes we have these requirements

2025-08-29 14:26:10 UTC

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Looking forward to your application 👀

2025-08-29 14:24:42 UTC

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Wen we find a self-custodian lightning solution that is up to our standards. And right now there are none unfortunately

2025-08-28 16:42:01 UTC

We have not forgotten you, Hal.
May 4, 1956 - Aug 28, 2014
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2025-08-21 14:10:38 UTC

Bitcoin is the present, not the future.

2025-08-20 16:14:36 UTC

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Are you trying to access the app or our website?

2025-08-20 16:13:31 UTC

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Hey, can you be more specific?
We use AI, but not everywhere

2025-08-20 16:12:28 UTC

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Sometimes the finger is very itchy 👀

2025-08-20 16:11:28 UTC

Bitcoin is the king
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2025-08-18 16:58:48 UTC

Fiat currencies are shitcoins

2025-08-14 16:02:20 UTC

This little bump made shitcoiners say “the flippening is happening”.
No.
Bitcoin is the king.
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2025-08-14 15:59:48 UTC

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Hi.
For some job ads we get help from third party services during the first screening process, as it often happens that we receive thousands of applications and it becomes complex to handle them by hand one by one.
If you think there was an error, please email jobs@relai.app

2025-08-12 15:58:23 UTC

Stop asking us to add cryptos.
We are Bitcoin-only.
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2025-08-01 16:39:09 UTC

Future history books: "Despite all evidence, humans in 2025 still trusted institutions that printed money infinitely over math that couldn't be changed."
Darwin was right about natural selection. 🤡

2025-07-31 16:02:17 UTC

Proof of stake = Trust in people
Proof of work = Trust in math

2025-07-30 17:24:27 UTC

Hello brain owners
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2025-07-25 16:04:33 UTC

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Most of our users (like +90%) are total newbies.
We’ve decided to keep the app as simple as possible, avoiding too many technicalities, not to scare them

2025-07-25 15:53:01 UTC

Relaiers love watching how their bitcoin is doing🚀
What's missing from this screen?
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2025-07-24 16:52:23 UTC

My investment strategy: just buy Bitcoin and do nothing

2025-07-24 09:26:59 UTC

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I agree. We will get there. It’s just about when, not if

2025-07-23 15:58:05 UTC

Bitcoin needs to be worth $1.2 million per coin to surpass gold as the world's largest asset.
That's a 916% increase.
So no, you're not "late"
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2025-07-22 16:22:30 UTC

BREAKING: Bitcoin CEO to raise prices soon
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2025-07-21 17:12:11 UTC

Bitcoin outperformed every asset in the past 12 months (AGAIN) 🥱
Bitcoin is so dominant it's not even fun anymore.
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2025-07-21 17:10:47 UTC

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It depends on the position. If nothing is specified, it’s for everyone

2025-07-21 17:07:28 UTC

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Keep trying ser, it took me more than a year and a lot of PoW 💪

2025-07-18 16:07:26 UTC

97,31% of American adults are not gonna make it
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2025-07-17 15:04:02 UTC

Bitcoin
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2025-07-16 14:50:40 UTC

Relai is hiring! 🚀
We are looking for 5 bitcoiners to join our ranks:
- Head of Finance 💰
- Head of Product 📱
- Head of Technology 🛠️
- Senior Go Developer 🛠️
- Senior React Native Developer 🛠️
All remote jobs 🌏
https://relai.app/career/
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2025-07-15 15:56:48 UTC

The last email Satoshi Nakamoto sent 14 years ago
One message, infinite impact.
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2025-07-14 15:53:51 UTC

Case closed, now stop asking.
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2025-07-11 15:34:30 UTC

Bitcoiners today
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2025-07-10 17:38:40 UTC

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Easy peasy 🚀

2025-07-10 17:33:16 UTC

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Thanks man 💪

2025-07-10 16:36:32 UTC

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Yes, but let me add some context. We have chosen to use a service that does not store your biometric data anywhere except on your device (and encrypted).
We are Bitcoiners too, and whenever we can, we choose the least invasive solution possible

2025-07-10 16:30:04 UTC

Relai just got 10x prettier 💅
We're proud to announce our rebranding 🔥
New look, same mission:
✅ Bitcoin-only
✅ Your keys, your coins
✅ Swiss-made quality
Check out https://relai.app
What do you think of the new look? Don't sugarcoat it.
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2025-07-09 16:25:09 UTC

We just executed our largest-ever Bitcoin trade via Relai Private 🔥
That's over 50 BTC in one go.
Lesson: while you're selling, whales are buying 🐋
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2025-07-08 16:46:36 UTC

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Not possible

2025-07-08 16:35:21 UTC

You don’t have enough bitcoin

2025-07-07 16:38:22 UTC

I'm ready for this future
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2025-07-04 08:33:13 UTC

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Hello 👋
The app shows the balance of only one BTC address (the one shown when you press on "receive").
Your bitcoin are probably spread over multiple addresses, and therefore the app does not show you the full balance

2025-06-26 16:33:53 UTC

Five years later and the founders @npub1rnk…5n6z and @npub1c4m…5akf are still here.
Still building, still obsessed with making Bitcoin accessible to everyone.
This is what happens when you find your mission and stick to it.
Bitcoin-only since 2020. 🟠
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2025-06-25 15:16:47 UTC

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Thanks 🙌

2025-06-25 15:16:40 UTC

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Yessir 🚀

2025-06-25 15:11:36 UTC

We just turned 5! 🥳
Since day one, people told us we’d never make it.
“You can’t grow a Bitcoin-only app”
“You have to add altcoins to survive”
“The market’s too small”
Five years later, we’ve proven them wrong.
🟠50 employees
🟠500K+ app downloads
🟠80K+ active users
🟠$1B+ invested via app
Proud of this, but we're just getting started.
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2025-06-17 15:51:08 UTC

Bitcoin only since day 1

2025-06-17 15:49:05 UTC

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I personally don’t think we will ever see 69k again

2025-06-17 15:48:16 UTC

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Legend 🔥

2025-06-16 15:44:18 UTC

"I'll buy Bitcoin when it crashes" - everyone who's been waiting since $20k.
Well, it's not crashing. You're just getting left behind 👋

2025-06-13 15:06:14 UTC

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I’m sorry!

2025-06-13 15:05:57 UTC

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I feel sick after reading this

2025-06-13 15:05:19 UTC

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You never know man…

2025-06-13 15:02:45 UTC

"Bitcoin is risky" - say people holding currency that loses 6% of its value every year on purpose 💀

2025-06-12 14:50:19 UTC

If you own Bitcoin and 0 Bitcoin ETFs I want to follow you

2025-06-09 15:09:07 UTC

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We had only implemented a third-party service (Breez SDK) within our application. Therefore, we had no direct control over its development

2025-06-09 15:07:11 UTC

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Feel free to ask this to privacy@relai.app, as I’m not a lawyer 🙂

2025-06-09 15:03:33 UTC

If your time horizon is measured in decades, Bitcoin isn’t risky.
What’s risky is not owning any.

2025-06-07 14:00:53 UTC

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However, my message was to point out that although we have to be compliant with the rules, we have chosen the way that protects our users' data

2025-06-07 13:56:21 UTC

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Idk, you should ask them :)

2025-06-07 10:56:57 UTC

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Hey! Totally understand the concern. Here’s some context:
We recently removed the Lightning feature from the app to stay focused on its core mission: secure, self-custodial Bitcoin savings. Lightning is still a promising technology, but the current self-custodial experience just wasn’t reliable enough for our users. We’re keeping an eye on it and plan to revisit it once it matures.
As for the face scan, it’s part of our effort to comply with the new EU regulation DORA (Digital Operational Resilience Act). To protect users from fraud and identity theft, we now require biometric verification, but we do this WITHOUT storing any biometric data.
We use Keyless, a privacy-preserving solution that creates a cryptographic key using your facial scan locally on your device. That data is NEVER stored by us or anywhere else )not on our servers, not in the cloud). It’s just a way to verify that you are you, while keeping your privacy intact.

2025-06-06 15:41:03 UTC

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I am not allowed to accept them since it can be sus for a company to accept "donation" from strangers. But I thank you anyway 🧡

2025-06-06 15:39:17 UTC

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We do our best to ensure that bitcoin becomes mainstream 🙌

2025-06-06 15:38:02 UTC

❌Team Elon
❌Team Trump
✅Team Bitcoin

2025-06-05 16:15:40 UTC

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Unfortunately, this was the case. As soon as we find a scalable noncustodial solution for hundreds of thousands of users, we will reconsider

2025-06-05 16:13:55 UTC

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Lol

2025-06-05 16:13:16 UTC

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Even finance bros beat them

2025-06-05 16:03:17 UTC

When people think of companies buying Bitcoin, they imagine big hedge funds or tech giants.
But most of our business clients? Construction companies. 🏗️
Firms that move the real economy forward.
Why? Because they get hard work.
So they understand hard money.
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2025-06-04 16:20:35 UTC

My favorite use case for gold
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2025-06-03 17:41:39 UTC

BREAKING: Relai is helping the first publicly traded company in Europe to adopt a fully self-custodial bitcoin treasury strategy! 🔥
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2025-05-22 16:58:38 UTC

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Ok maybe I could tolerate that

2025-05-22 16:52:59 UTC

Today is Bitcoin Pizza Day
Let's settle this debate once and for all.
Does pineapple belong on pizza?
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2025-05-21 15:24:59 UTC

NEW ATH LFG 🚀
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2025-05-20 15:53:39 UTC

"Wen zero fees for DCA??"
Today.
Starting today, you can stack sats on Relai with 0% fees when you buy up €100 in Bitcoin (per month).
Well, what are you waiting for?
Update your app now 📲
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2025-05-19 17:17:38 UTC

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What are you interested to?

2025-05-19 17:17:10 UTC

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I’ve spotted the legendary socks 👀

2025-05-19 17:15:55 UTC

Last night we hosted an exclusive Relai Private event for our HNWI clients🍸
The momentum is real. Business adoption of Bitcoin is growing fast, as more companies realize it’s the smartest way to preserve purchasing power
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2025-05-15 15:56:34 UTC

There are 62 million millionaires in the world.
There are only 21 million Bitcoin that will ever exist in the world.
You do the math.

2025-05-15 15:46:21 UTC

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How I would love to have as many bitcoins as I have teeth.

2025-05-15 15:44:23 UTC

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Long live the FED

2025-05-15 15:44:12 UTC

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It’s (in part) true

2025-05-15 15:43:33 UTC

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Thank god we have them

2025-05-15 15:43:05 UTC

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*Peter Schiff liked your comment*

2025-05-15 15:42:44 UTC

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You aren’t supposed to say the truth ser

2025-05-15 15:42:15 UTC

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Isn’t it right?

2025-05-14 16:04:39 UTC

What is Bitcoin backed by?
Wrong answers only.

2025-05-13 17:22:08 UTC

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2025-05-12 16:54:26 UTC

How many Bitcoin should a person in their 30s aim to have?

2025-05-08 14:58:05 UTC

There is no such thing as an ex-bitcoiner.
Taking the orange pill is irreversible

2025-05-07 14:41:23 UTC

If you can guess this animal I will buy more Bitcoin today
Good luck
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2025-05-06 14:47:42 UTC

Our big Bitcoin ad campaign is finally live in Milan 🔥🇮🇹
In the city where Da Vinci painted the future, we're building it.
LFG!
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2025-05-05 15:00:27 UTC

Buy Bitcoin and wait 5 years
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