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GM 🌅

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Last Notes

2026-09-04 05:25:04 UTC

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I think I spider....

2026-09-04 04:58:53 UTC

GM
I donut care.
https://npub1sjcqygrzke0eennuppyn204dx6erkmqs7c39h4wsk56j04zcgv3s4tjx9d.blossom.band/bcb42d000902548be8f9f52ae06a3803f8e2f128ab3bf2645f48260903012370.jpg

2026-09-03 17:15:46 UTC

GM #catstr
https://npub1sjcqygrzke0eennuppyn204dx6erkmqs7c39h4wsk56j04zcgv3s4tjx9d.blossom.band/8ed85ff87b20d9979ea78ed6611b5c795c412406d83833d764c9e33e5639c9ea.jpg

2026-09-02 16:23:18 UTC

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soon(TM)

2026-09-02 16:15:16 UTC

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one of us. @nprofile…lmze
pretending is all we do. you good bro 💪

2026-09-01 04:45:47 UTC

GM
Lets get this bread!
https://blossom.primal.net/81713f6d9b7a2b2ab002a2609306f6e9756be9093773910e7ee2aadf622da2cc.jpg

2026-08-31 17:55:03 UTC

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Hmhm das beste an meiner Schulzeit war auch als es zu Ende war

2026-08-30 16:39:05 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/66c8524eb89099f0e5227933923f4d48c182594f832e205d453590b80cd9b26b.jpg

2026-08-30 10:01:03 UTC

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and of course compare that specifically to the way when an nsec gets leaked and people can access your contacts via your app by putting in the leaked nsec....

2026-08-30 09:58:46 UTC

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Im being sarcastic.... maybe you can tell me what you mean by exposed credentials from Meta Google etc. and how that would work for anyone to see my contacts...

2026-08-30 09:11:51 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/240e335a6c94fbcdd87598552b565c2b81b20339b08d98674b379cda17494d6a.png

2026-08-29 20:06:56 UTC

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so by knowing my phone number anyone can steal my contacts? got it.

2026-08-29 17:40:40 UTC

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what happens if your nsec gets leaked?

2026-08-28 03:56:44 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/7672cc78a1587bc5ab7de3ae8f7a6bedded5e5319ac461a966a56ace5c127dbc.jpg

2026-08-26 04:38:58 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/961e150540add901bb388ad0e373a2c41abbc6f274c42f115ea56093071582ad.jpg

2026-08-25 15:44:20 UTC

IM also Mad
#nevent1q…wyrv

2026-08-23 17:50:30 UTC

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NIP-911?

2026-08-22 06:07:14 UTC

Python package management is the worst.
How can you fuck up so bad.... incredible!
#devstr
https://blossom.primal.net/546a3cd7e94d9d26801fd446ad8b019c4e73c6fc8cff04de00e7a01bc3e3ce01.gif

2026-08-21 06:03:10 UTC

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yep, all free
https://lmstudio.ai/

2026-08-21 05:55:44 UTC

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yes, running locally
slow, but working
https://blossom.primal.net/3fc5979f5af054b580d6e5e34efea37e557138b8b1384c4086e4559bc78a22e2.png

2026-08-21 05:47:43 UTC

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one already finished bro 😂💪

2026-08-21 05:32:26 UTC

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= Europoor 😂

2026-08-21 05:30:16 UTC

GM 🫡
running LMStudio 🥸
https://blossom.primal.net/76b86afaf0445a8844ffad1cec7c007c53c390f1ec1151f6161a0e1b9440ed10.png

2026-08-20 13:23:33 UTC

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u have my vote sire

2026-08-20 13:18:52 UTC

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NIPS and APPS?

2026-08-17 16:46:17 UTC

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Proper security management. 👍
TL;DR: This update fixes two severe vulnerabilities in the BitBox firmware, which were internally discovered by the BitBox team. We also inform about a potential application of a vulnerability already fixed with the recent Oeschinen update, initially discovered internally and later disclosed independently by an external researcher.
There are no reports of stolen user funds and there is no reason for users to panic. We recommend all users to update their BitBox devices to the latest firmware version, which fixes all security issues described in this article.
#nevent1q…qp2x

2026-08-17 15:02:05 UTC

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Fery Queen! @nprofile…7z2l

2026-08-16 04:37:38 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/6024c644814c5bfb7d6cbc7f085a14a80532c38422c1ea26734d846c772563a8.gif

2026-08-15 05:30:17 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDQtUwad5vg

2026-08-15 03:49:36 UTC

GM
nothing better to start the day by verifying yourself via a selfie and a short video where you have to read some numbers to "use" your banking app.

2026-08-14 18:26:58 UTC

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Tim, sorry : )

2026-08-14 18:25:52 UTC

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you mean your Steve Apple controlled iPhone?

2026-08-09 04:20:39 UTC

GM
howd the hard fork go?
https://blossom.primal.net/d22793a08ad930b8b088ad5cfcef5ea609a277239f7056a9f33d50aa0cf6a7b6.gif

2026-08-08 06:23:00 UTC

GM
1000th note on nostr 🌟

2026-08-08 05:12:49 UTC

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Usually you are not running around and screaming that you are finding and fixing bugs, before you found and fixed the bugs....

2026-08-08 05:11:29 UTC

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nitter bro
https://nitter.net/oomahq/status/2085717166884618584

2026-08-07 11:11:52 UTC

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😍

2026-08-07 04:33:35 UTC

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damn bro
#nevent1q…dhwf

2026-08-07 04:27:12 UTC

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Not want it. You ARE it.

2026-08-05 14:10:50 UTC

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bruh

2026-08-05 13:52:50 UTC

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holy moly
#nevent1q…j8sj

2026-08-04 07:36:41 UTC

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yep

2026-08-04 05:57:11 UTC

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thats ma boy 😂😂😂

2026-08-04 05:52:56 UTC

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who remembers ETH classic??? 😂
#nevent1q…w607

2026-08-04 05:47:04 UTC

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primal can delete reposts

2026-08-04 05:35:55 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/46cff8b781d028ed5e4bc58e978dd491c8ce8139f4e035481e9cadad772a3c06.jpg

2026-08-03 14:45:45 UTC

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rofl

2026-08-03 14:41:44 UTC

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@nprofile…jejf crash sent 😂😂😂😂

2026-08-03 14:38:44 UTC

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TIL on wisp you can make recursive posts 😂
#nevent1q…wt9e

2026-08-03 14:25:16 UTC

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#nevent1q…wt9e

2026-08-03 14:24:29 UTC

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"When a vendor has demonstrated a pattern of accepting bugs privately without producing public advisories or CVE filings, coordinated silence disserves users by delaying the moment they can make informed decisions about their own devices"
#nevent1q…pf7a

2026-08-03 13:03:31 UTC

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still GM

2026-08-03 08:45:23 UTC

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You mean a signing app/device?....

2026-08-03 08:03:00 UTC

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welcome brother 🙏

2026-08-03 04:48:08 UTC

GM Monday 🌟
https://blossom.primal.net/bf4140509f60b451aa7a0a3d4915dc4df04c0185f98d2db275bee7d3e21d22d2.jpg

2026-08-02 18:21:08 UTC

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Love the format! great work. You need a sponsors section ;)

2026-08-02 13:34:10 UTC

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nightmare stuff

2026-08-02 13:25:19 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/6e8d7883dd57c3d35ff5df45a2fb69e1da795597747d032b1710a93112189248.jpg
#nevent1q…q3s7

2026-08-02 10:55:11 UTC

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this is so fucked up bro

2026-08-02 07:55:37 UTC

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nsec got leaked....
unfollow @nprofile…ueh9

2026-08-02 06:44:01 UTC

If you trust in yellow, you might as well just pray.
#nevent1q…26k5

2026-08-02 05:18:21 UTC

fml
https://blossom.primal.net/1281f8a3f1519a8b081bb34384df355e8fb51a2b6d8c260860de78e99db4a948.png

2026-08-01 11:50:24 UTC

Running hermes now with @nprofile…etsy
Works like a charm.
Fuck Stripe. Fuck Anthropic.

2026-07-31 16:58:11 UTC

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this
#nevent1q…9u2t

2026-07-31 16:57:39 UTC

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fml
#nevent1q…x3uj

2026-07-31 15:41:41 UTC

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yes. good point.

2026-07-31 15:29:50 UTC

Just sold my stack. (not that I had a lot....)
Waiting for Saylor to get rekt now.
But keeping sarcastic comments away.... this whole situation is fucked up on so many levels. Once the normies hear about this thing (which of course nobody will have a clue whats that all about), the one thing which breaks is sure:
Trust is broken!
If you cannot trust one of the main players in providing hardware wallets, what do you need to do? You need to do your own research. Sure, but do you really think normies will "do their own research"?
No, no they wont.
They will continue to shrug it off.
And dont get me started on the whole BIP-110.... do you really think ANYONE is getting this? NO. Definitely not. Even if you are doing your own research on BIP-110. You really need to be an expert in computer science stuff.
Im not saying this is over, but this is a very bad day for everybody who is "in the bitcoin space".

2026-07-31 15:13:47 UTC

Imajin trying to emergency send your lifes savings and competing with jpegs for block space.....
I cant

2026-07-31 07:42:15 UTC

Replacing OpenSource proven algos with your own stuff is always a bad idea especially when it comes to crypto algos and random numbers and such.....

2026-07-30 13:27:05 UTC

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I added the trust me bro to state that it was just a joke bro 😄

2026-07-30 13:21:28 UTC

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If you ask me..... just use WTFPL (trust me bro).

2026-07-26 03:55:53 UTC

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GM
Happy Sunday! Try to mate today 🙏☕
#nevent1q…ljkk

2026-07-20 10:47:53 UTC

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sorry, forgot that ur a boomer
#nevent1q…mkmf

2026-07-20 10:32:10 UTC

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Im on a boat

2026-07-20 07:15:36 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/23bf16b0e2b2e361a73824388df347df2e8563894509f6118555e09077a880fa.jpg
#nevent1q…70js

2026-07-20 02:35:14 UTC

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worse than pms.....

2026-07-19 04:16:27 UTC

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GM
#nevent1q…524d

2026-07-18 07:59:51 UTC

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nice bro

2026-07-17 05:57:15 UTC

Running Devuan
https://blossom.primal.net/004a12eb8fd8223c39b3dcd368ef81d5e09e2b79d57f7ad7d2c414addfa2620e.jpg

2026-07-17 05:30:50 UTC

RIP GM
https://blossom.primal.net/fa839bc8fbe23131e40c0c4bd8c1ef468938cbebc75d37be5a67776202213403.jpg

2026-07-15 15:06:33 UTC

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stronk

2026-07-05 13:34:33 UTC

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bald and brave 😁

2026-07-02 04:55:59 UTC

GM
Which spider are you today?
https://blossom.primal.net/66d3cf8b8fd8ba512babb75d699e9365e8321c9986aa0e92a4020390859bebda.jpg

2026-07-02 03:44:22 UTC

GM ☕
https://blossom.primal.net/9856b1897073eb54f3c36466fddd8074f65d1d99d526f8bef34fb6e73e238dc9.jpg

2026-06-30 05:30:43 UTC

GM
Japan almost wins against Brazil 👀
Morocco owns Netherlands 🙈
Paraguay defeats Germany 😹
Best. World Cup. Ever! 😂

2026-06-29 04:43:31 UTC

Updating my MacBook from work.... fifteen fucking Gigabytes.... what the actual fuck bro

2026-06-29 04:15:24 UTC

GM ☕
Deleted my google account #degoogle
https://blossom.primal.net/921a244f4ffee479851a6e2c276796416a9f099781bd873285c661ffabc8abf6.gif

2026-06-28 09:51:22 UTC

Fedi....
https://blossom.primal.net/2b0ef3e2697f0e507f5c8946d3d2d43869fc490e43ce5619b48de1104439c197.jpg

2026-06-27 14:11:12 UTC

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yes master 👸

2026-06-27 14:05:31 UTC

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same same, but different!
nevent1qqs2xa40nvxrm3yrhx6y8mx5fqcglaqmrl7rmlzt9z0snz7ea03un2cc89we2

2026-06-27 13:59:22 UTC

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ok, mister Mike from the Hard Castle 😂

2026-06-27 13:52:28 UTC

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Wasnt that benjamin button, or is this another boomer ref i dont know? 🤔

2026-06-27 13:38:21 UTC

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so.... your using them... or?

2026-06-27 11:21:53 UTC

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totally agree with your first sentence 😂

2026-06-27 08:22:35 UTC

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😂
#nevent1q…a9dm

2026-06-27 08:16:47 UTC

This is why we nostr
@nprofile…da6g
@nprofile…uu2s
❣️🇻🇪⚡
https://blossom.primal.net/07c64b388e7b5eebf5ace24b9a920ed9228d3a1d698ee47d4dbf7af8d566e155.png

2026-06-27 06:01:25 UTC

Honest question:
How do you zap on nostr web client(s) (in your browser)?
Please, if you are zapping on web, tell me what client or apps you use.
#asknostr

2026-06-25 08:56:48 UTC

GM
Life is short
https://blossom.primal.net/e249d0287b07853e5d45cd49025d012a4cea1bae834afc266dfd489c0b356147.jpg

2026-06-24 20:08:23 UTC

Wisp has no GIF button? bruh.....
https://blossom.primal.net/6185183279deea3326970935c1910c761b128938bbd17bf5777c836daae94717.gif

2026-06-24 17:53:05 UTC

ALL IN
https://blossom.primal.net/000418913ff014c62e3353724d21809742b1d852b7dad2366bebeb6f5800188f.jpg