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I hope so too, but the fuckers can debase the actual people and if everyone is sending propaganda, it’s all just fucking noise in the end.
Watching that fucking grifting, douche bag, clown burn it all down as his sycophants fight to suck his cock is challenging my glass half full outlook on things - have to stay humble and stack sats about it I guess 😂

2026-03-22 06:18:28 UTC

@nprofile…lxjm Primal iOS wallet migration was flawless.
Graphene Primal version shows Wallet Detected with instructions about restoring, but no way to get to a restore interface there. Nothing in Setting->wallet either
Where’s that happen??? Thanks!

2026-03-22 05:53:52 UTC

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Grape flavored yeast piss?😀

2026-03-21 02:13:42 UTC

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Totally!

2026-03-21 01:20:49 UTC

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😂

2026-03-20 20:24:15 UTC

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That joy of Gopher and Mozilla in the early 90s is still some of the vibe I get with Nostr so maybe there is hope. Seeing bands that play instruments live is another hopeful resurgence out there….

2026-03-20 13:27:42 UTC

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😂 oh, we will never trust your marketing again - no need to remind us of that shit show!
Looking forward to playing with the Prime though and glad you escaped the vapor and managed to ship it!

2026-03-19 14:35:03 UTC

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Was at JFK for Petty, Dylan, Dead with some noobs and was trying to defend my position that the Dead were great in spite of that Jerry train wreck - then he was actually in a fucking coma - strange trip indeed!

2026-03-19 13:31:18 UTC

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He is the fucking swamp that subsume the old swamp and birthed the dopier version of the swamp creatures…..

2026-03-19 13:27:44 UTC

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Iron Butterfly - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Chill interpretation 🤘

2026-03-19 13:09:52 UTC

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Ya can’t have your pudding if ya don’t eat your meat!😀

2026-03-19 13:00:44 UTC

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He fucked around and we’re all gonna find out?

2026-03-19 02:49:17 UTC

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Stripper Pole?
https://i.nostr.build/C4XplxVchQt9NkPv.png

2026-03-18 21:00:07 UTC

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Number go up tech😂

2026-03-18 16:30:48 UTC

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Paid that in Cali 2 days ago🔥🤘😳

2026-03-17 20:34:20 UTC

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Holy shit 40 years - getting increasingly weird seeing shit that was new in my day turning 40 😂

2026-03-17 20:24:01 UTC

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Holy Humbled in 4 seconds Batman😂
I’ve got to be in contention for lowest score yeah?
Too cool man!
https://i.nostr.build/3PBRZuqe35Azolmx.png

2026-03-17 16:26:59 UTC

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First zap with new Primal wallet - worked🤘

2026-03-15 16:13:56 UTC

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Yea ok, let go of the wheel and let god drive so ya win the next Darwin award 😂

2026-03-15 03:18:04 UTC

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Here’s one that still has its head ha…
https://i.nostr.build/BJfN5a4x5VPFqd5W.png

2026-03-14 15:30:45 UTC

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Science!🔥

2026-03-14 15:22:40 UTC

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Maybe they were actually helping me improve my time preference skills 😂

2026-03-14 13:20:27 UTC

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As a long time supporter I welcome the news, look forward to playing with it and appreciate the contrition expressed! As a person that was lied to with stories of “packing boxes now, waiting on China, and two weeks”, the “trust in what you say ship” has sailed. We need a Cold Card competitor in the space and there is hope again so glass half full and all. 🎉
This is a good start:
I also want to personally apologize for the delays and thank you for sticking with us. We obviously underestimated (wildly underestimated) the amount of effort it would take to get Passport Prime and KeyOS to market. I regret giving specific time estimates.
When going from zero to one – new hardware architecture, entirely new operating system – it ended up being difficult to provide good estimates and often difficult to know how long individual engineering problems would take. This cascaded into a much longer timeline.
But now that we are shipping, ongoing improvements and updates will be swift and many! Including a developer SDK later this year.
And of course everyone who preordered will be receiving a lifetime subscription to our backup service, Foundation Shield (launching later this year), which will provide granular Time Machine style automatic encrypted backups for Passport Prime – alongside a 2 year extended warranty and free Bumper case.
We are very proud of what we have built and think it’s several years ahead of the industry in terms of security architecture, build quality, and user experience. Please let us know what you think – the good and the bad – and thank you again.

2026-03-13 20:07:47 UTC

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No fucking way!

2026-03-13 13:40:31 UTC

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News😂

2026-03-13 13:22:50 UTC

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There’s this vaporware device called the Passport Prime that supporters like me preordered in 2024 that never shipped, but will in “2-weeks”: how about doing a tell-all, behind the scenes show about that train wreck of broken promises and continuing lies….💨 😂

2026-03-13 05:04:57 UTC

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Lots of folks get medieval about keeping a view and hack the top off those to keep the screen of green. But the majesty of those is the star they form at the tip if they are not topped.

2026-03-13 01:29:44 UTC

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Miss that guy!

2026-03-12 20:26:55 UTC

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Looks like a star pine that’s been topped at some point?

2026-03-12 20:22:30 UTC

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The difference between a shit post and a shitting post?

2026-03-12 01:29:19 UTC

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Ratios probably matter here😂

2026-03-10 02:45:25 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/C4XplxVchQt9NkPv.png

2026-03-08 17:01:22 UTC

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And there is no next one so embrace what ya get…..

2026-02-23 14:16:31 UTC

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This timeline is getting wonderfully weird😂

2026-01-07 00:15:08 UTC

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Tripped out today refilling my Primal wallet - how the fuck do I have 300,000 bitcoin in CashApp!!?? 😂

2026-01-05 22:19:03 UTC

@nprofile…7rv0 I immediately thought of you man!! 😂
“Less than five hours before nighttime explosions rocked the Venezuelan capital of Caracas, an unknown trader doubled down on bets that Nicolás Maduro would soon be out as the country’s leader.”

2026-01-04 22:39:57 UTC

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I can get with that!

2026-01-04 15:11:49 UTC

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and hey aren’t those machine guns there 😂
And the hamster wheel keeps spinning to nowhere…

2026-01-02 21:55:04 UTC

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That you talking or the LLM 😂

2026-01-01 16:09:36 UTC

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HNY!
I just know we’ll find the ladies this year! 😂

2025-11-21 17:39:57 UTC

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Ah, so brutal, I’ve lived a version of the VM replay as well😢. Tangent: I think of all the folks today that have their entire lives documented digitally - I just picture the “mediums” of the future moving into this new level of grift in “bringing back” loved ones and all the scams that can take root in that shit show of emotional fuckery.

2025-11-18 21:52:47 UTC

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😂

2025-11-18 14:12:11 UTC

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Come on man, let us believe for one day😂

2025-11-18 13:54:22 UTC

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😂

2025-09-30 13:24:30 UTC

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Learn science so you can verify and understand what the fuck is what….

2025-09-28 22:24:43 UTC

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Go figure it out kid - do the work- the answers are out there. And don’t puss out asking some fucking AI😂

2025-09-26 06:57:52 UTC

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Terrifying!

2025-09-22 19:24:50 UTC

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That’s exactly what I’m saying, the game is fixed. God somehow came into existence by his own doing, so something from nothing, and even though he’s perfect and all powerful, he can’t even secure a consensus of his mini mes on this one little planet. I don’t see the winning and they’ve been trying for 2000 plus years now. It sounds made up.

2025-09-22 17:16:06 UTC

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If god created satan, that’s just weird right?

2025-09-22 13:48:49 UTC

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Interesting, so you admit there are other gods competing? Or are you celebrating wins against the angels in those heaven pickup games where they always let him win so he doesn’t go all Sodom and floody on the place?😀

2025-09-19 13:51:50 UTC

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No worries then😂

2025-09-18 15:35:46 UTC

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😂 solid upgrade!

2025-07-11 13:00:13 UTC

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Putting all those Chimps at keyboards seeing if they can produce Shakespeare out of work to eh, bastards😀

2025-01-29 14:18:43 UTC

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Maybe http is just the train track, but core is the whole train ecosystem - more moving parts in need of attention?

2025-01-07 23:32:30 UTC

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See, this is what I'm talking about - amazing customer service!

2025-01-07 23:27:07 UTC

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yup, I was going for the purple people eater from the OG kids song - a wee bit aggressive result, but it cracked me up ha

2025-01-07 14:02:44 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/NWOS.png

2024-09-11 13:51:09 UTC

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im not alone! I always feel like I need to just buckle down and learn how it works while simultaneously being annoyed that is necessary...

2024-08-31 12:24:06 UTC

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steel frame? sweet ride!

2024-07-08 21:56:29 UTC

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Ok, got it now Ben, you must be running a grift. There’s no way you can be this wrong without getting paid to be this wrong. The irony of you dissing drug companies is rich! So you prey on folks that are already prone to distrust big pharma so they listen to your nonsense that has just enough “facts” that normies think you understand biochemistry. It’s fucking lame dude.

2024-07-07 16:33:23 UTC

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Cow Robot? 😂

2024-04-22 17:09:25 UTC

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Sounds great except for all the kids that get trapped in a home prison with a shit teacher for their entire childhood.....