Paper Moon

Arts, stats, cats, metal detectors, sewing and much shitposting. Slowly dipping my toe into Linux.

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2026-03-06 22:07:23 UTC

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@nprofile…atnr bc I couldn't be arsed doing it propperly.

2026-03-06 22:05:54 UTC

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@nprofile…atnr cursed?

2026-03-06 22:01:56 UTC

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2026-03-01 20:55:08 UTC

A question
I am #sewing a shirt and I have the front panels. On the first photo the right panel's print isn't matched to the left panel, so I ordered more fabric and made another right panel (second photo). The print is now matching but I think the colour of the fabric is off. My colour perception isn't excellent but it seems like the colour isn't the same. Can you please help me out? Is the colour off on the second photo, or is it just me?
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2026-02-19 09:07:04 UTC

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@nprofile…zvpa Why wait? It can take over my profile now. Maybe it will change my status to 'In relationship ' with another profile, and they can go get married and give birth to many little profiles.

2026-02-18 05:36:32 UTC

Why name months after some irrelevant Roman emperors? Here are the names I have thought of at 5 AM this morning because sleep is for the weak:
Nulluary
Wank
Bunnies
Alergee
Birthday
Sizzle
Fuckwork
Cider
Niceweather
Highdrama
Greyscale
Chaosery
I am prepared to discuss.

2026-02-14 08:49:23 UTC

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@nprofile…wwlr it's normal to be aware pf every little imperfection in something you've made yourself. You are a sewer so I am sure you know what I mean. But when other people look or taste your work, they see the whole thing, not just the imperfections.
According to my neighbour, the baguettes are perfect, although I massively disagree.

2026-02-14 08:24:18 UTC

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@nprofile…wwlr I will have to think of something because I don't think I can eat any more now 😁

2026-02-14 06:39:00 UTC

Baguettes are in the oven and I am pacing. I have to share with the neighbours bc it'd be too much for me and you have to eat them fresh, so I had to prearrange a collection with the neighbours before they leave for work, so no pressure at all! Why are my hands shaking more than usual? I can barely hold the phone. Can you tell it's my first time?
#Baking

2025-12-27 09:33:03 UTC

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@nprofile…t8sa it's the same rug again and again 😀

2025-12-26 15:59:01 UTC

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@nprofile…m8jv I have a reading pile too, as well as a virtual one in my tablet. So yeah, I've never called it a tradition but it looks like this is what happens whenever I have time during winter holidays and it's my most favourite thing to do. This time I am actually listening to an audio book, which I am enjoying so much, I don't even care if I finish it too quickly.

2025-08-24 17:29:57 UTC

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@nprofile…u9am героям слава!

2025-08-21 15:31:51 UTC

"Clothes aren’t just clothes. They are moods, desires, the quality of our souls and our dreams made visible. The female shape morphs into the dreams and hopes of a generation. Clothes are alchemy, the philosopher’s stone ... The second skin, the chosen skin, the transforming art we wear on our backs."
The Last Collection,
Jeanne Mackin
#reading #fashion #sewing #novel

2025-08-21 10:33:00 UTC

I've been #sewing for a couple of years but today is the first time I am wearing something I've made outside the house. Irl I am an introvert but this feels like wearing a different persona. The heads are turning and I like it. I guess, I wanted this.
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2025-08-17 17:58:55 UTC

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@nprofile…dxz7 I don't dislike this 😁

2025-08-16 20:29:14 UTC

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@nprofile…dxz7 🤣🤣🤣 is it the angle of the nostrils? I was trying to photograph the collar 😁

2025-08-16 19:36:03 UTC

Today is the international day of attaching collars and collar stands. Or it should be.
#sewing
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2025-08-16 06:46:58 UTC

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@nprofile…jytp Now, that sounds interesting. I slept on top of a bed over made from bamboo fibers.

2025-08-16 06:39:59 UTC

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@nprofile…jytp sounds like a solution 😁

2025-08-16 05:54:40 UTC

It was very hot last night and I couldn't sleep for a while. The last thought before falling asleep: someone could make a lot of money by inventing a kind of electric blanket that stayed cool, just like a pillow that you have just turned over.

2025-08-09 15:36:17 UTC

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@nprofile…jytp I am in the process of making something out of some crazy fabric, so yes.

2025-08-09 15:05:44 UTC

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I think I have the beginning of one: you know how Coco Chanel had a link to nazis? Well, she was really into jersey! Check it out, it's all true! 😄

2025-08-09 15:02:23 UTC

Are there any conspiracy theories about stretchy fabrics? They should definitely exist and I am prepared to believe in them.
#sewing

2025-08-05 20:21:07 UTC

Anxiety was strong with this one in the morning, so I took a day off work and made this waistcoat. Meow.
#sewing #color #Psychedelic #waistcoat
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2025-06-28 15:08:08 UTC

My future shirt is looking good!
-Taz, have you been buying fabric again?
- No, mum, I haven't. My mates have bought some, I just stood next to them.
- Then what is that on the washing line?
- It's not mine, I am just looking after it for my mates.
- What mates? What are you talking about? You spend all the time in that sewing room, you don't have any mates! Why don't you go to the pub, have a fight and get arrested like normal people?
#sewing
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2025-04-26 17:21:03 UTC

Just seen this outside someone's house. FML.
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2025-04-24 14:10:38 UTC

I have never considered, how many #words and expressions that we use to describe #food are also used to describe personality!
I recently came across a chilly in a takeaway which had the same name as one of my friends, so I texted her about it and was asked to later describe the taste of it. And here is where you have to be very careful talking to a person with the same name as a dish, when you describe it as nutty, fruity with a bitter aftertaste, leaving you gasping for air.

2025-03-30 07:46:32 UTC

#SilentSunday #photo #Photography #Photographie #facesinthings #blackandwhite
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2025-03-09 08:12:12 UTC

#SilentSunday #photo #photography
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2025-03-02 09:31:25 UTC

#SilentSunday #photo #photography
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2025-02-09 19:28:39 UTC

#SilentSunday #photo #photography #shoes
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2024-01-20 13:12:15 UTC

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@npub1yxz…6s8m that's what Anton Chekhov did - he started as a doctor but found it much more fun to write short funny stories about the characters he'd observed.

2024-01-20 06:18:21 UTC

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@npub1yxz…6s8m I used to listen to metal quite a bit myself. Maybe next time that nurse shouts at you, you could quote them some lyrics from Cannibal Corpse in 'the voice' - they'll never speak to you again.😁🤘🤘

2024-01-19 22:36:09 UTC

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@npub1yxz…6s8m perhaps the nurse mistakenly believes you are there to get some hearing issues looked at.

2023-08-31 17:10:37 UTC

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@npub1yxz…6s8m I think I've done it. It doesn't work very well.

2023-08-14 06:39:24 UTC

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@npub1yxz…6s8m I used to watch Dr Norton use a stethoscope on a spinning disk. This is care home talk.

2023-04-02 14:01:13 UTC

#SilentSunday #photography #photographie #PhotographyIsArt
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