zombie
rogue zombie

Gets worse with every word. Just say “no” to sunglasses and enjoy #sunshine! Also, what is the point of plant based *anything*? #asknostr https://image.nostr.build/285521d21f8474a20e834ffd1d0e6e318982b59311bfc8042b15e1a7f7c01c3a.jpg

2024-08-28 14:38:42

GM everyone! #note1ste…sh85

2024-08-28 14:37:56

One of my coworkers starts her emails with “Morning ______”
Is it so hard to say “good morning _____” ????
Why is she just saying “morning”? It’s the little things… 🤬

2024-08-20 19:24:45

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Thanks. I don’t run my own relay but might look into it

2024-08-20 15:39:33

I logged into sats.gg using nostr extension and it seems like I’ve lost all the ppl I follow.
Yesterday I used nostr extension to sign into zap.cooking and it reverted my entire profile back to what it was 6 months ago.
What is going on? #asknostr

2024-08-19 15:34:38

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It all got wiped out. I think when I logged into zap.cooking it caused the issue. The avatar url used to be nostr.build but now it’s blank.

2024-08-19 15:14:56

Why did my profile revert from sunshine back to zombie. So annoying

2024-08-19 12:43:31

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I’m looking forward to Saving Private Nostr

2024-08-18 23:16:18

Dogs and cats are smart enough to sit in the sun. Fascinating. #sunshine #note1qdy…0x5s

2024-08-17 02:01:09

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Strong finish

2024-08-15 16:14:05

Isn’t it funny how blue lit screens don’t work well in sunlight? They don’t want us out here. #sunshine https://image.nostr.build/58706869dcafe7850292348d5b39a1887dd2b2b722aa1d8c68cc827fa1986ce3.jpg

2024-08-14 21:35:09

I recommend https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/heal-squad-x-maria-menounos/id1320060107?i=1000642614374

2024-08-14 19:08:08

I’d work at an Amazon warehouse before I’d work for taproot wizards. Just saying.

2024-08-14 15:02:42

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That bear loves the sunshine

2024-08-13 13:04:03

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Oh I was sad to see our channel close. We had some good action !

2024-08-13 12:53:09

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I’m so sorry! What is your node? Are you friendspool?

2024-08-13 12:50:51

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So sorry. I will probably order another channel from you on amboss once I get rolling again.

2024-08-13 06:12:06

Sunshine Canyon is back online.
What a ride!
Unfortunately I lost about 15 channels. #bitcoin #lightning

2024-08-11 15:10:11

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I think you could use your phone’s browser app to browse mempool on your node. 10.0.0.xx.yyyy when on your local network.

2024-08-11 14:56:56

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🤣🤣

2024-08-11 13:10:10

It won’t be much longer before global wealth is 100 quadrillion cents. Few understand this. #bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/8e2f92bb51a7e015b42b89cb2ac7d5c299a91420efb3e85c53245cde180161ae.jpg

2024-08-09 23:30:05

It’s the weekend. Let’s goooooo!

2024-08-08 13:57:09

When I scroll #nostr on a plane and I know the person diagonally behind me is watching my screen, I’m sure they are like wtf kinda universe is that guy living in. NOSTR ONLY. #bitcoin ONLY! 🤣

2024-08-08 13:50:14

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Feels like im in da club right now

2024-08-07 15:05:27

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We aren’t gorillas. Big muscles are overrated. Cardio strength is more important imho.

2024-08-06 00:06:08

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Happy bday

2024-08-03 00:47:35

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Seems unlikely. And the coins are gone

2024-07-31 15:16:22

You have a leaky roof. It’s destroying your walls. You hire someone to rebuild the walls without fixing the roof. #note1zkf…20g3

2024-07-31 13:30:27

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What rag published that?

2024-07-27 14:01:36

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I was just thinking I couldn’t handle a 69420 this early in the AM

2024-07-25 12:55:03

Sadly, it turns out Seattle’s Best Coffee is not good. It was cheapest at grocery store and now i understand why. #coffeechain

2024-07-24 21:13:43

If you wear sweatshirts in 97 degrees outside can you please explain how

2024-07-24 17:02:47

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Number 1 thought is why does it say dot eth on the side?
Otherwise, I like the non blue light screen.

2024-07-24 16:28:40

Less impressive once you begin to understand the dollar is absolute shxt. #finance ☠️ 😭 https://image.nostr.build/49b686ea629e2dc380ed33796ac4431f3356c02887a19d8665cab66368d000ce.jpg

2024-07-24 12:57:58

FOLD is an interesting company. Not sure what they do tho.
(But I still spin the wheel everyday)

2024-07-22 19:19:10

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Around 80ish channels.
Do you run a lightning node?

2024-07-22 19:09:59

Some days I route 25 million sats and other days I route 1 million. I gotta improve consistency. But how…. #lightning #bitcoin ⚡️

2024-07-22 17:36:30

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What time do I scroll to for the relevant info

2024-07-20 17:23:10

Awesome! Bradley Rettler first introduced me to the term Diamond Brains 💎 🧠 to describe Bitcoin maxis. We are built different than 💎 🙌🏻 #note1dvr…cj9h

2024-07-18 22:34:13

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Why

2024-07-18 13:19:21

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Few understand this

2024-07-17 21:53:27

I’m thinking about starting a zap.stream show where I talk about my lightning node.
It’ll be about things I’ve learned and things I don’t understand.
Any interest in a something like that?
I’d love if ppl I have channels with tuned in and let me know how they want to use lightning or if my node is/was doing anything that’s annoying.

2024-07-17 19:41:06

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Not yet but I might make that move soon.

2024-07-17 19:30:01

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No plan to do that yet. I kept dental and vision bc I use those.
But was spending ~$400 per month for health insurance.
I’ll now be self insuring by buying more bitcoin.

2024-07-17 19:16:26

Just cancelled my health insurance.
Winning

2024-07-16 18:17:32

🔥 Number go up.
🔥 Few understand this.
🔥 Orange coin good.
🔥 Bitcoin fixes this.
What are some other 3 word #bitcoin memes?

2024-07-16 13:10:08

Always say “no” to creed #note1nr3…f6vq

2024-07-13 22:30:26

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You going? I’m gonna lay low lmao

2024-07-13 22:28:00

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Seems Twitter already took the video down

2024-07-13 21:32:16

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Just got back from a hike. I’m beat. Laying low rest of the day

2024-07-13 13:56:45

Just started reading Ender’s Game. #bookstr #coffeechain https://image.nostr.build/98b248aa45c521b87e7a675a404e05db03f4ec5807ad35430bc22a13a7ac71cb.jpg

2024-07-11 13:29:48

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Beautiful! I want to buy some. How?

2024-07-10 19:17:29

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Overdraft fees shouldn’t be $35 but you do have a good point

2024-07-10 18:36:57

If it wasn’t for overdraft fees I’d have a lot more #bitcoin. God I hate banks.

2024-07-09 12:38:28

Just finished The Princess of Mars. Great recommendation- enjoyed it. #note1feg…qgzw

2024-06-30 13:10:45

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What’s the hashrate ?

2024-06-27 16:21:20

Can’t wait til I can buy a ribeye for 100 sats or less. 🥩

2024-06-26 19:58:13

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Is the skeptic an X addict?

2024-06-25 23:50:13

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Bears are closeted bitcoin lovers

2024-06-24 14:12:22

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Avoid them. Unless they are family. Then keep working them, gently.

2024-06-24 03:06:11

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It’s not gonna be on regular nbc, tbs, etc?

2024-06-23 21:28:51

Are sunglasses bad for mental health? Like do they block some good vibes/rays from the sun from getting into our bodies? #asknostr #sunnyday ☀️

2024-06-21 19:52:31

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I’m still in disbelief u r buying a house 🤣

2024-06-21 16:33:08

Now that we’ve reached 2024, the best way to mine bitcoin is using your brain. Mine Bitcoin with your Brainaxe. 🧠 🪓

2024-06-21 15:27:56

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I have the Instagram handle “swingcoach” if you want to buy it I’ll sell it to you for sats

2024-06-21 15:25:32

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Thanks. Thats what I was thinking.

2024-06-21 14:45:56

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Economists love confusing ppl by changing what the word inflation means.

2024-06-21 14:28:00

Ok I’ll bite. What’s a bitaxe?
Not sure why ppl are buying these.

2024-06-21 13:34:21

My guess is Germany is going to use the proceeds from their bitcoin sale to build 2 windmills

2024-06-21 13:24:48

Germany is on a mission to be POOR #note1g8w…sa8l

2024-06-21 12:17:43

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Gm!

2024-06-20 21:27:37

WoS makes orange pilling easy.
Take note of this simple fact #note1yhs…hh9h

2024-06-20 16:43:22

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Thank you! 74 miles walked/jogged this week!

2024-06-20 16:05:00

Ever seen a video of a regular person using lightning in public? (Its always WoS) #lightning #bitcoin

2024-06-20 14:37:27

Random lighting wallet idea: zero fees for sending txns but users pay a small monthly fee? Maybe dumb.

2024-06-20 14:27:27

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Not an expert but I loved the simplicity of wallet of Satoshi. Channel management is not for everyone. We can’t ask normal people to do that.

2024-06-20 14:20:56

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That’s on brand

2024-06-20 12:56:01

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Ok that’s a teaser. My curiosity about that interview is #piqued. (That’s how you spell peaked?) 🤣

2024-06-20 12:22:09

Money should be able to move freely throughout the world.
Any barriers to the free movement of money must be destroyed.

2024-06-19 23:43:12

#Bitcoin is a miracle! 🧡

2024-06-19 22:23:30

“holidays” trick Gen Pop into thinking they living the good life.

2024-06-19 16:36:20

If middle class Americans are poor now, wait til we hyperbitcoinze and no longer have the privilege of being born on 3rd base. (Especially tough time for Americans coming, sadly, imho)

2024-06-19 16:23:11

So has the Argentine president that talked a big bitcoin game actually done anything? #asknostr

2024-06-19 13:45:09

Other day I was walking down the street and a girl on her bike stopped and we started chatting. I got her number and we were texting a bunch but couldn’t find the right time to meet.
Then yesterday I opened the door to leave my apartment and she was leaving the apartment directly across the hall from me. Apparently shes dating my neighbor. Just my luck. 😔

2024-06-19 13:15:56

Only 11 more days of pride month thank god

2024-06-19 13:08:23

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🫂 respect

2024-06-19 02:57:52

What is going on #note1mjs…00xm

2024-06-19 01:36:39

Gen Pop won’t care when bitcoin hits 100k. They aren’t close to waking up

2024-06-18 21:25:11

When ppl sit on a board what do they actually do? #asknostr

2024-06-18 17:27:20

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Gen Pop logic

2024-06-18 14:48:28

A herd of sheep with their stonks chasing gainz. 🐑 #note1uuc…zt96

2024-06-17 14:29:47

It’s official! Nobody cares about bitcoin #lightning network!
Plug in a #Bitcoin #mining appliance however, and ur saving the world 🌎 🙄