SatoshiFun
Satoshi Fun

CIA agent 👮‍♂️
Think before you post so I don't need to shut this thing down.

Public Key

npub1ncyejllqrsv9mu0hplxhundkhu6ays7xacpk4y7pxl2xsatkfw8snnr77q

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsfuzve0lspcxza78mslnt7fkmt7dwjg0rwuqm2j0qn04rgw4myhrcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3camnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wvf5hgcm0d9hx2u3wwdhkx6tpds707t9v

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relay.damus.io

nostr.bitcoiner.social

nostr-pub.wellorder.net

nostr.mom

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1ncyejllqrsv9mu0hplxhundkhu6ays7xacpk4y7pxl2xsatkfw8snnr77q

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Last Notes

2025-06-02 22:28:54 UTC

Bitcoin is the fresh water most people overlook because the planet is full of oceans

2025-05-15 13:04:17 UTC

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@nprofile…58km is lnbits/splitpayments still the go-to approach for such cases as described here? https://dergigi.com/2023/03/12/lightning-prisms/

2025-05-15 12:15:51 UTC

What is the easiest way to split a lightning payment to multiple wallets for cases like automatic affiliate payments. Can I structure the invoice in a way that the client pays to two wallets directly or should I get all the sats first and then redirect a portion to another wallet?

2025-05-06 20:11:03 UTC

Haven't been here in a while, is it me or this place feels more alive and vibrant than a couple of months ago?

2025-01-23 20:47:55 UTC

Crypto StockFuckingPile, I am dying laughing. What kind of shit is this 🤣

2025-01-17 15:44:14 UTC

What happened to GBTC? How many coins do they have left

2025-01-16 20:04:00 UTC

I don't care if Donald Trump announces a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The real adoption will start once it is reported that Nancy Pelocy bought a shit ton of $IBIT

2025-01-07 18:31:12 UTC

The Strategic Bitcoin Reserve will happen, and when the US is done stacking, there will be a QE so massive that it will force the global adoption.

2025-01-07 14:01:36 UTC

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Yeah, things here are bad but the West is getting worse much faster, we have a lot of people coming back after many years or working and studying abroad. Currently we are preparing for the 8th election in 4 years, unprecedented political crisis. The government increased the salaries in the police department by 50% and that of the military by 30%. There is now a 10 billion euro gap in the budget (~10% of the GDP). Huge populistic moves are done because for better or worse they want to avoid the eurozone's acceptance by pumping the inflation numbers. The public sector is huge and continues to grow, there is a massive real estate bubble waiting to pop because young people are no longer afraid to take mortgages like their parents once were. Most of the young people take 30 year mortgages at 2% interest rate and they think they are smarter than the bankers because they will repay the loans with a few peanuts because of the inflation. The central bank had to interfere because people were even taking personal loans for the down payment. Speculation is through the roof because the real estate agents promise 15% price increase if we get in the eurozone, around 50% of the units are empty and are just held because 95% of the people either "invest" their money in real estate or put it in the bank at 0% interest. Economically we are headed towards a cliff but we are used to that kind of suffering as long as there is peace. Hopefully the upcoming crisis will be short and painful rather than long and painful and we will be in a much better state because as you mentioned, culturally we are immune to globalist bullshit.

2025-01-06 21:49:23 UTC

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$100 wow, in my small eastern european country we have a telecom cartel but somehow the internet prices are pretty low - I pay around $11 for 1Gbps

2025-01-04 13:00:01 UTC

Do you think striking down the net neutrality rules is a good thing or is it the latest blow to the free and open internet?
https://m.primal.net/NRfI.jpg

2024-11-09 23:54:18 UTC

When do you think will be the last time an individual becomes a whole coiner? 2030, 2040, 2050?

2024-11-09 00:39:53 UTC

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Now it feels like the retail is completely unaware of what is going on while big money tries to make their wildest predictions heard. If you are a big hedge fund thinking there will be a x10 by the end of 2025, you will try to frontrun the retail instead of telling them the price will skyrocket. Something doesn't add up. At the end of the day 1 BTC = 1 BTC but these fuckers are up to something, mark my words!

2024-11-08 23:58:30 UTC

Do you feel like something is fishy when big money predicts bitcoin is going to the moon? It's been almost a year with big names endorsing it and there's always something at the back of my mind telling me to stay humble. Should I just be thankful I made the right investment or should I prepare for a battle?

2024-10-30 21:02:02 UTC

I always have mixed feelings when some Mr. Famous/Wealthy endorses Bitcoin (especially a banker weasel) or say it is going to hit $XXXK soon. I know it is inevitable but I also feel these fucktards are up to something!

2024-10-25 22:40:31 UTC

I think using "have fun staying poor" (HFSP) in an argument is a disservice. It suggests that if you don't adopt Bitcoin, you will miss your chance at becoming rich. While this may be true to some extent, it isn't what the actual goal of this inevitable financial revolution is – becoming free and independent. This will especially be the case for the late majority of adopters, who will have little to no immediate financial benefit from adopting Bitcoin. If anything, I believe "have fun self-censoring" (HFSC) is a more accurate way of highlighting the main issue in times of rapidly growing surveillance states with an authoritarian agenda that worsens by the day.

2024-10-21 08:19:29 UTC

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Here is him throwing his dignity and common sense as far as possible

2024-10-21 07:48:20 UTC

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Even if this is a not a regular NFC card, I wonder how is the double-spend solved if you are offline?

2024-10-21 07:34:44 UTC

BREAKING: Satoshi Nakamoto's identity has been revealed. He urges people not to be paranoid anarchist and give their keys to the institutions because the second bailout for the banks didn't happen.

2024-10-21 07:26:50 UTC

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Imagine a building is on fire and the owner tells you not to use the emergency exits

2024-10-21 07:24:03 UTC

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Don't upgrade your OS if it works!

2024-10-21 07:22:15 UTC

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We will all have private jets, we won't need roads

2024-10-21 07:19:54 UTC

The only thing you need is facebook, you filthy paranoid anarchists...

2024-10-21 07:16:35 UTC

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Is this single point of failure in the room with us right now, you paranoid loose cannon?

2024-10-21 07:07:29 UTC

They got Saylor by the balls!
GM.

2024-10-03 14:25:07 UTC

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Yes but even those countries expect more money coming from taxes and keep raising them on top of the surplus, highly questionable.

2024-10-03 13:34:43 UTC

If countries were run like businesses, they would be paying dividents to citizens, not collecting taxes like subscriptions.
And if I am a subscriber rather than owner, who collects the dividends on the other side? This is especially important for countries running surpluses.

2024-09-27 21:26:16 UTC

On the scale of
1 - Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
and
10 - Shape-shifing lizzards control the planet
How much of a conspiracy theorist are you?

2024-09-18 20:35:37 UTC

I am flattered
https://m.primal.net/KuGO.jpg

2024-09-16 13:30:58 UTC

Thierry Breton getting fired made my week!

2024-09-13 22:16:39 UTC

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Hopefully the future generations will be better than this and understand the importance of #Bitcoin self-custody

2024-09-13 21:45:26 UTC

When I see headlines like this one, I always think these people are trying to appeal to the future generations who will look back in retrospect to figure out what happened and try to gain their trust and therefore control them once again. Currently everyone knows that these people are all part of the club and helped creating this mess, but imagine if a major depression hits, how warnings like this would read to the people who didn't have direct experience. "Woow, JP Morgan's CEO warned them but they didn't listen..."
https://m.primal.net/KpEB.jpg

2024-09-13 19:44:01 UTC

Indie hackers of #Nostr, do you hire lawyers or just copy the terms of service from a similar product and don't think twice?

2024-09-13 17:51:06 UTC

What is Peter Schiff's npub, I don't find him? 🤔

2024-09-13 15:33:10 UTC

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My bad
#note1aqy…29a9

2024-09-12 18:03:50 UTC

Bitcoin popularized of the term "fiat" money/currency and opened the Overton window. In retrospect this will be the most significant achievement in its early days, not the price. Nobody would be able to remember exactly what $1000, $10 000 or $100 000 used to mean and when. Just like nobody today knows what $1000 meant in 1930, only vague compassions and useless charts.

2024-09-12 17:47:57 UTC

There is no "Mainstream Media", there is no "Social Media", there is "State Media" and there is "Nostr".

2024-09-11 11:58:59 UTC

The angriest I have ever been was when I was forced to rename a variable on the backend because it was "breaking" the frontend.

2024-09-07 08:27:37 UTC

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Yes but mommy felt intellectually superior at the time

2024-09-06 21:14:54 UTC

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Hahaha yeah, like is that supposed to be a compliment you dumb fuck, to keep me responsible when you eventually lose it because you have your seed on your forehead 🤣

2024-09-06 21:04:54 UTC

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Yeah, or my personal favorite - I trust you, can you store it for me?

2024-09-06 20:51:03 UTC

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It would suck but at this point I don't know if I would feel as bad as with previous hacks/thefts. There were enough precedents and warnings and this is litteraly the first thing that everyone in the space learns when they decide to do their due diligence.

2024-09-06 20:30:27 UTC

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I am sure MSTR for example holds either one key of 2 of 2 multisig or 2 out of 3, this is an obvious attack vector they must have covered

2024-09-06 08:30:24 UTC

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GM
https://m.primal.net/Kgav.jpg

2024-09-06 08:29:25 UTC

GM!
11 km for breakfast
https://m.primal.net/Kgav.jpg

2024-09-05 22:14:51 UTC

When will we have presidential candidates posting on #Nostr? 2028? 2032?

2024-09-05 21:30:48 UTC

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Bought a treadmill a while ago,, 2 hours at 5.5km/h avg. in the morning, 2 hours at 5.5 km/h avg. in the evening, total of 22km of podcasts and shitposting while becoming immortal.

2024-09-05 21:24:27 UTC

https://m.primal.net/Kfwc.jpg

2024-09-05 20:30:45 UTC

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Oh my God... In other words, you are boiling the oceans

2024-09-05 20:21:21 UTC

Your grandma just read about Bitcoin and now wants to run a node and start mining solo. Will you encourage her?

2024-09-05 15:13:24 UTC

I haven't seen an announcement from Microstrategy about buying Bitcoin lately. Have I missed it, or are they taking a break or something?

2024-09-05 07:32:48 UTC

GM
Your keys are not secure enough

2024-09-04 21:20:26 UTC

I will probably feel more comfortable reading and navigating through the InnoDB code than through the CSS of a web page and I REFUSE to accept it is somehow my fault. I am absolutely convinced that CSS is designed to torture people and the best part is that there is no alternative. I thought that Tailwind might help but then I saw stuff like
"xl:w-56 xl:gap-2 xl:items-start select-none overflow-y-auto hide-scrollbar sticky items-center border-r border-border-color top-0 z-20 h-screen max-h-screen hidden md:flex flex-col px-2 py-4 flex-shrink-0 gap-1"
This is where the whole AI effort needs to be focused on, the world needs to break free from this CurSSe!

2024-09-04 20:56:08 UTC

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Haha, you are right, never even thought of it, the only issue I ever had was when learning latin alphabet at 7-8 when I always had to think before writing N instead of И

2024-09-04 19:36:31 UTC

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w as in wasted

2024-09-04 19:34:37 UTC

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Not exactly, we have words for these, actually many synonyms. There are nuances, when it comes to insults, we have hundreds of words. On top of that different regions of the country have their own. Insults are a national sport so a lot of thought has been put into them to be perfectly crafted for every occasion so it actually cuts deeper, not only scratch the surface.

2024-09-04 19:17:10 UTC

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бастун*

2024-09-04 19:15:19 UTC

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haha yes, it means someone acting wierd or shy

2024-09-04 13:36:35 UTC

This is absolutely poetic 😂
https://m.primal.net/KdvB.png

2024-09-04 13:28:02 UTC

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Probably the active subset of these 20K 😀

2024-09-04 13:25:44 UTC

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Primal has probably cached it while damus is trying to get that info on the fly

2024-09-04 13:21:27 UTC

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This is what I meant, using the reply approach would probably lead to a flood of low quality content that tries to capture someone's attention
https://primal.net/e/note13gu9x4ayr78ekek5rnc259mznfcn5m0gxt7ffw466k20gjmt6c4scncc5q

2024-09-04 13:13:02 UTC

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I get that but this is what I meant
https://primal.net/e/note13gu9x4ayr78ekek5rnc259mznfcn5m0gxt7ffw466k20gjmt6c4scncc5q

2024-09-04 10:54:29 UTC

I am aware that the current paradigm for Nostr is smart client/dumb server.
However do you think it might be useful to have some open-sourced algorithm that some "smarter" relays could use and serve notes for different optional feeds - something like "Explore"?
If you subscribe to a relay of specific kind, you can get a specific feed. There will be no tracking, data mining, personalisations, etc., just an algo recommending stuff based on a publicly available data like hashtags, number of likes, reposts, number of account followers, etc.
In the future when Nostr inevitably grows its user base, there will be more and more people trying to share their opinion or find their tribe. If the general recommendation is to just reply to people, then the replies will be flooded with low quality responses, which will be just people trying to be noticed. Having something like "Explore" could help people find what they are actually interested in and engage with it. Interested in music? Hit that #music hashtag and get algorithmically crafted notes relevant to the topic, not just #music notes with "ORDER BY timestamp DESC"
Just my 2 sats, what do you think?

2024-09-03 21:35:33 UTC

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UK police pays them a visit

2024-09-03 21:05:05 UTC

I am aware that the current paradigm for Nostr is smart client/dumb server.
However do you think it might be useful to have some open-sourced algorithm that some "smarter" relays could use and serve notes for different optional feeds - something like "Explore"?
If you subscribe to a relay of specific kind, you can get a specific feed. There will be no tracking, data mining, personalisations, etc., just an algo recommending stuff based on a publicly available data like hashtags, number of likes, reposts, number of account followers, etc.
In the future when Nostr inevitably grows its user base, there will be more and more people trying share their opinion or find their tribe. If the general recommendation is to just reply to people, then the replies will be flooded with low quality responses, which will be just people trying to be noticed. Having something like "Explore" could help people find what they are actually interested in and engage with it. Interested in music? Hit that #music hashtag and get algorithmically crafted notes relevant to the topic, not just #music notes with "ORDER BY timestamp DESC"
Just my 2 sats, what do you think?

2024-09-03 20:34:34 UTC

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Yeah, I might be wrong but at some point there will be a need for having an algorithm for some specific optional feeds, e.g. "Explore" as long as it is completely open source. I know the current paradigm is smart client/dumb server, but maybe some "smart" relays serving you notes after some some algorithmic (again, open sourced) processing could be useful, after all you are either interested in reading from them or not.

2024-09-03 20:16:10 UTC

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I really wish monuments were working as expected but it seems that young generations notice them only when they disagree with the message they are supposed to send and try to get rid of them. We are so inefficient in passing actual experience through the generations or even across the same generation living in different parts of the world. You can read as many history books as you wish, but you will never actually get what it was like to live during a specific event or under a specific regime until you actually live through something similar and appreciate it because of your direct experience. Just like the popularity of the socialist ideas in the West despite all of the warnings, maybe it is time for people there to play with fire and try to tame it.

2024-09-03 19:55:37 UTC

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We should break the cycle of young people forgetting what their grandfathers fought and died for and appreciate our freedoms without people dying for it en masse.

2024-09-03 19:51:38 UTC

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Yes but imagine what we can achieve with a pro-bitcoin clown in there

2024-09-03 19:46:46 UTC

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We will see, I think the "owners of the matrix" do realize that they either go all in on enslaving us in the next few years/decades or the world breaks free from them once and for all. Both the technology for complete freedom and complete surveillance is already here in its initial form, how it would play out depends on the bravery of the individuals. I think the lockdowns were the perfect litmus test, some countries succeeded, some failed miserably. I am an optimist and I do hope that the majority of people, especially the people who fell for it learnt their lesson and will be immune to the narrative the next time around.

2024-09-03 19:34:46 UTC

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Did he use a wrench or you just owed it to him?

2024-09-03 19:31:40 UTC

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Woww, thank you, you just got zapped straight from my node using Primal.

2024-09-03 19:27:21 UTC

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You know the saying that everyone will get their 15 minutes of fame. It makes total sense since each generation has its "40 years of fame" - their potent and active years. However the next cycle could be much more potent since current situation is a bit different. The boomers are basically still in power and refuse to give it up, they have been "famous" for the past 60 years, effectively stealing 20+ years of "fame" from the next generation. Once this gerontocracy ends, this will cause all of the "potential energy" for change that has been suppressed to be released pretty quickly and the world will change drastically. We will basically skip one generation during the power transfer and the young generation will probably be in power for more than 40 years as well. It will be something like the current situation in the British monarchy - the queen lived for so long, she basically left just a few years to her son to be in power and he will soon be replaced with her grandchild who will probably reign for longer than usual and probably make a bigger impact.

2024-09-03 19:01:55 UTC

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It isn't a problem with Nostr, Amethyst allows me to connect to my node and have everything functional but the UI/UX isn't as good. Primal doesn't give me the option to use my wallet instead of using them as custodians. That's why I was wondering why I see so many @primal.net addresses here, either I am missing something or people just decided they trust Jack and started using his custodial wallet, even if it is for small amounts, like wtf...

2024-09-03 18:50:16 UTC

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Isn't that exactly what the Kondratiev wave is?

2024-09-03 18:41:38 UTC

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Many old people here are still longing for the "good old days", what they actually miss is being young or having the piece of mind that the government is almighty. Most of the people however are immune to stuff like "we", "our" and "us" coming from politicians.

2024-09-03 18:28:00 UTC

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Yes, trying to switch to Amethyst completely because of the native zaps but as much as I hate to admit, the design matters

2024-09-03 18:26:00 UTC

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Just laugh and try to have one of these conversations where you know what they are going to respond each time, then just wish them luck building the utopia 😂

2024-09-03 18:22:21 UTC

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I use it for reading and writing as well because the UI is way better, but I need to switch to Amethyst every time I want to zap someone. I get that you can provide dummy mail, deposit small amount but gaming the system defeats the purpose, isn't nostr supposed to be "not the system" to begin with 😃?

2024-09-03 18:14:32 UTC

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I watched it, and loved it. Being that deep into the rabbit hole and still being positive is truly mindblowing.

2024-09-03 18:03:47 UTC

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Same case for me, but the reason for that is probably the fact that the amount of people here is orders of magnitude less, which makes your replies more likely to be seen/interacted with. I get that. But if Nostr is destined to scale to tens/hundreds of millions of people, it will be harder and harder for small accounts to even get any interactions and the incentive for them to stay wouldn't be here, the whole comment section will be filled with people begging to be noticed and the content would suck. If that is the case it will either implode because people would give up on trying to share their thoughts or it will become just a message board where popular accounts are interacting with each other and everyone else will be nothing but a content consumer.

2024-09-03 17:50:57 UTC

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That's true but isn't that what journal is for, not a public medium?

2024-09-03 17:13:06 UTC

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Isn't that the purpose, sharing information and gathering different perspectives. At least that is my goal with all types of communication. Maybe writing for yourself is some kind of therapy but that is what journals are for, not public mediums.

2024-09-03 17:08:32 UTC

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Yes, I want to be on the cover of Vanity Fair.
Where did I say I want followers, I just don't want to talk to myself, I even proposed a way of giving small accounts a dedicated space in an explore section.
Since we are trying to genuinely psychoanalyze each other, was that a projection?

2024-09-03 16:54:27 UTC

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This is exactly what I want, I will even give my nsec to BB if he can make my profile better.
Seriously though, I have done my due diligence, I have played with it by making some dummy client and interacting with relays, I have read some of the NIPs, what I mean is there can be an explore tab like there already is trending hashtags on Snort, isn't that spoon feeding me already, is Big Brother serving it or what?

2024-09-03 16:41:15 UTC

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Cristiano Ronaldo gained 20M+ followers in 24h on YouTube, I am not expecting that of course, but at least half of it.

2024-09-03 16:26:08 UTC

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I get that and I am sure it is better than having the almighty algorithm deciding what and who to promote. However what I don't like about this approach is that it feels like going door to door throwing your opinion on everything just to try to "promote" yourself in a way. There must be a better way. Maybe there is, I haven't explored all of the possibilities of Nostr but some kind of Explore feed would be nice for new accounts, especially if it is served by paid relays to reduce the spam.

2024-09-03 16:06:26 UTC

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No organic reach, if you are not already popular, it feels like your notes are going straight to /dev/null

2024-09-03 13:35:52 UTC

We are finally going down to 58K again, everything seems under control.

2024-09-03 06:36:10 UTC

#meme #memes https://image.nostr.build/45dfe90635b8290367577448609097cb86e0739409bea30f8a71d46524e32738.jpg

2024-09-02 14:34:15 UTC

I see a lot of people here using Primal, am I missing something or you are all fine with the KYC/email requirement because it makes the zaps frictionless? https://image.nostr.build/8e4183c68516010f2fbc3923a399237fe12123391b454ef8fd9ef40d9601c5c5.jpg

2024-09-01 18:05:37 UTC

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The big influencers probably think they are bulletproof, and that their huge audience has their back - until they are banned or cancelled. Then they don't even have a platform to share their perspective. I think this is how Nostr will win; eventually, more and more people will be affected, and they will come here for asylum. Just like Trump moved to Parler when he was banned from Twitter, and it was destined to become the next big player in the space if Amazon didn't shut it down.

2024-09-01 16:17:13 UTC

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A college degree proves to your future employer that you are a tolerant, obedient, and non-questioning employee.

2024-09-01 16:09:06 UTC

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The vanity tax is the highest and self-imposed one.

2024-09-01 16:04:22 UTC

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Same here
https://image.nostr.build/70cc2049db46b1cba3fba64c7475c05a816940777f695f30ce7c64c87d1ff172.jpg

2024-09-01 16:03:05 UTC

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Dark times ahead, for sure, but thankfully we now have the tools and technology to help us move through them faster than ever before.
https://image.nostr.build/56b60d7cb92a76fc5cf9fd1671c341eca566ee61a91cba49679d61081580d86e.jpg

2024-09-01 15:49:53 UTC

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Imagine the type of quality a meme needs to have to be worth risking it all.

2024-09-01 15:45:19 UTC

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Just like the Hollywood celebrities are becoming less and less relevant compared to influencers, influencers will become less relevant to anonymous philosophers. Humanity is healing slowly but surely.

2024-09-01 15:41:38 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/97033e9e50f18195d80760a45bfb9d1dafdd7ab59d97d29225cc80e05fe1888e.jpg