Chris

Science compels us to explode the sun.

he/him 🏳️‍🌈

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2026-07-19 07:17:19 UTC

The man on the bus in front of me yesterday’s most prominent, bottom left of the hot bar, app on his phone was AOL

2026-07-05 09:35:42 UTC

I hate how drugs are all “do not store over 25°C!!!” and bitch* my flat hasn’t been under 26 for like 8 weeks now. You get what you’re given.
*[gender neutral]

2026-05-15 06:49:02 UTC

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you gotta taper 💀

2026-04-07 19:09:27 UTC

☀️ All time UK peak solar happened either or both of yesterday and or today. 14.1GW. It's only the start of April! ☀️
https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/media_attachments/files/116/364/993/035/548/612/original/bbc064cd0db9fbdb.png

2026-02-21 18:33:37 UTC

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the spice* must flow
* AI slop

2026-02-21 16:35:06 UTC

Still reeling over the Xbox news. Phil (with not warning) this side of November is shocking enough but for Bond to just be gone at once too? They’re going to break that whole lot down for parts, so what? We can ruin that whole division like they ruined Windows?

2026-02-11 14:19:31 UTC

Can we talk about how beautiful my new hiking shoes are pls
https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/media_attachments/files/116/052/427/155/123/791/original/cd9a4b1fe957e48a.jpeg

2026-02-05 07:58:51 UTC

Reminder: Vitamin D supplements are the only general supplement recommended by the NHS (https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/vitamins-and-minerals/vitamin-d/) bc you’re almost certainly deficient in the winter here. No more so with it being dark again today.
*not medical advice; don’t sue me if you grow more bones 🦴

2025-07-20 15:45:29 UTC

Unfathomably, Vice took down the article which laid out why and who was responsible for getting a bunch of adult games booted off Steam. Spoilers, it's exactly who you thought it was. Fortunately, archive.org is there https://web.archive.org/web/20250719204151/https://www.vice.com/en/article/group-behind-steam-censorship-policies-have-powerful-allies-and-targeted-popular-games-with-outlandish-claims/

2025-07-10 17:41:52 UTC

Got home and it’s 28degC in my flat and I was all omg it’s so cool in here because London is a hellfire disaster with no air conditioning in any public settings

2025-06-13 19:04:27 UTC

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oh no
https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/media_attachments/files/114/677/610/207/600/777/original/551c3e10158b5b89.jpeg

2025-06-13 19:02:08 UTC

26°C at 2000. Not at all a catastrophe 🫠💀

2025-05-28 19:29:55 UTC

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Still cackling at the grad getting in trouble for using AI to write stuff only for it to turn out he actually wrote it.

2025-05-28 19:29:08 UTC

Copilot? No pilot. 🚮

2025-05-22 19:29:52 UTC

Just realised at forty (40) years old that the teenage in teenage mutant ninja turtles is a reference to the age of the turtles themselves

2025-05-12 10:09:08 UTC

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I swear to dog if we end up with the fascists in charge because Labour spunk the left up the wall in a desperate attempt to out-farage Farage

2025-05-12 10:07:40 UTC

Oh for a government that will make the case FOR immigration and infrastructure investment, rather than running scared from the “legitimate concerns” and being jerks because investment costs money and doesn’t usually pay off in less than 1 political term.

2025-04-17 17:07:49 UTC

The Guardian creaming itself dry over being able to publish as much transphobic content-under-the-guise-of-news as is possible through a single CMS.

2025-01-29 08:19:10 UTC

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my BIOS is crying out to be flashed

2024-12-15 08:41:50 UTC

Saw this horrifying building facia collapse in progress in Hammersmith yesterday but looking at street view it’s been like that since 2017 and … we’re… just *leaving it like that*????
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2024-12-14 11:52:20 UTC

With the sun comes a reminder to get that D inside you*
* seasonal Vitamin D supplement https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/vitamins-and-minerals/vitamin-d/

2024-11-26 09:12:39 UTC

Nothing brings me out in a cold sweat harder than any plumbing issues.

2024-09-24 06:44:16 UTC

“What’s going on?” was on the radio and the He-Man song has fully erased it from my brain because I know all the words but the arrangement and tempo is fully the He-Man version.

2024-09-14 08:19:37 UTC

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back.
Back back, back from his magical journey.
What did he see, in the parallel dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans. Saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans; yeah, yeah.

2024-09-14 08:16:13 UTC

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Taking a bow, it’s Magical Trevor.
Everyone can see that the trick is clever.
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery, whip.
It’s made with magic, and with a little flick: yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back.

2024-09-14 08:13:23 UTC

Everyone loves Magical Trevor.
Cos the tricks that he does are ever so clever.
Look at him now, disappearing a cow.
Where is the cow? Hidden right now.

2024-08-24 09:22:56 UTC

I’d not seen this graph before, I feel like it is almost as case study in data visualisation as the hockey stick graph
https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/media_attachments/files/113/016/263/298/034/356/original/522998860715a4f9.jpeg