FuriousHoneyBadger
Furious Honey Badger ⚡️

😂😂😂😂
COPE with reality
Reality its too hard for some people, they need some magic imaginary gods to tell them everything is going to be okay when they die

2026-05-05 20:45:32 UTC

In 2027 my account will reach 100k friends following it. ❤️🦡
I don’t make the rules
https://blossom.primal.net/426e1641417c541ce6ce7e6714617f0b6768241543bcfe8efe05ee1f1cf33d4c.gif

2026-05-04 21:27:27 UTC

⚡️ 40 sats to anyone who comments on this post saying "Self custody and Bitcoin only" 🐝

2026-04-28 17:41:58 UTC

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How much Did You pay for that?

2026-04-28 17:29:43 UTC

If you find my english broken its because its not my natal languaje and I dont bother using a translator.
Its more real this way, you can feel my real being behind the screen.

2026-04-25 15:40:09 UTC

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Thank You! Means a Lot coming from a biologist, you should colaborate with it, send me a paragraph talking about this concept and I'll probably add it to the website. ❤️

2026-04-25 14:44:09 UTC

A bitcoiner who runs a Bitcoin node, holds Bitcoin, mines Bitcoin, speaks and thinks about Bitcoin, and proposes changes to the Bitcoin code is a small part of Bitcoin. Much like a tiny cell in a massive, growing organism.
This new form of digital life grows, though it can also shrink at times and it does not force anyone to join, it simply incentivizes and pays its environment to participate.
It is not a traditional life form, it does not reproduce, it can decrease in size, and it appears capable of achieving immortality.
My website: https://bitcoinlife.netlify.app
https://blossom.primal.net/0be48a78986d406b254ffa93d8611dfa830ec90bd6f56f4b03ed47a70ffa88a1.jpg

2026-04-24 20:46:02 UTC

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😂😂😂😂😂

2026-04-24 18:55:00 UTC

After contemplating and studying Bitcoin for several years, I am beginning to view it not merely as a financial asset, but as a natural phenomenon, a form of digital life.
A traditional organic life form (whether a mammal, microbe, virus, or plant) is born, grows, develops, and eventually dies.
In the case of Bitcoin, it had a clear birth with the Genesis block. It has since developed, improved, and adapted to its environment with every code modification. It has grown in terms of wallet addresses, node count, and hashrate. And for the moment, it refuses to die, maybe it is inmortal.
This is one of the key factors that makes me realize Bitcoin is fundamentally different from other financial assets:
Bitcoin acts in such a way that it seeks to avoid extinction, it is built into its design, much like an animal species that strives for self-preservation over time.
Bitcoin incentivizes bitcoiners (a part of Bitcoin) or improves their lives in some way to keep itself alive. The "Selfish Gene" theory applies to Bitcoin.
Bitcoin is like an animal species composed of a single individual, a solitary unit that stays alive without the need to reproduce, constantly growing, developing, and adapting to the surrounding environment of the moment.
https://blossom.primal.net/aa4eaada845d81fe34eb6dd086e0532e78be310048af89b5341eb6739cfc9a59.jpg

2026-04-24 16:45:10 UTC

Bear market is over
https://blossom.primal.net/f1ae477ba4564817a57356c07396fb33ddd258125510e017a8fdf2d7670260f3.jpg

2026-04-24 16:36:21 UTC

Where is #Bitcoin price going next month?
Me:
https://blossom.primal.net/7b357aa17ba7b4bcb4cc27e32c9c445beb7cc6aff3786aeee65d5a19d8e7a598.jpg

2026-04-23 23:35:49 UTC

Bitcoin: A digital living organism.

2026-04-23 22:26:14 UTC

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Believe in something
#nevent1q…t8qz

2026-04-23 17:29:43 UTC

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She is my student
https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsp7f6832uc7kfywvlwy4d99xxy5sepzg3h9r7hugw8qsze3u46gng7swtca

2026-04-23 16:35:15 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/d6dbb3bb57d1d92b761a9e44022809bf09ca9d5e77a3dbbdd0484abc5c9af9bd.gif

2026-04-23 14:37:47 UTC

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The thing is, why grow NOSTR? I like it the way it is now, a bunker for bitcoiners and freedommaxxers.

2026-04-23 14:33:33 UTC

Do you really want NOSTR to grow?
- Bring in a bunch of female “influencers” who upload provocative videos and photos (if they find out they can get tips for uploading the photos, they'll be incentivized)
- Waves of simps will come to see the content (simps are the foundation of the internet)

2026-04-23 14:07:16 UTC

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@npub16ug…gsfk

2026-04-23 12:33:16 UTC

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😂
#nevent1q…j6pj

2026-04-23 12:33:07 UTC

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😂

2026-04-23 10:35:28 UTC

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😂😂😂

2026-04-20 18:06:22 UTC

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Embrace the incel bro

2026-04-20 17:12:36 UTC

If you know you know
https://blossom.primal.net/ef12aff28c397dc7c6a5eabd9b5a9f26d59b3327cbc43700189b2cb9c1cee22e.jpg

2026-04-20 17:03:16 UTC

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One single entity centralising the supply sounds good to you?

2026-04-07 20:34:35 UTC

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I never got one single zap from u and my content is the best in the entire platformn

2026-03-25 23:17:32 UTC

Honey badger attacks 🐘
😂 big balls
https://blossom.primal.net/47576e59f8d9c3414c58507b1e87f0841b3df306aaba46141bbfceac4e5c41a5.mov

2026-03-24 07:56:58 UTC

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GM 🍯
#nevent1q…ml7t

2026-03-23 20:54:59 UTC

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Who?

2026-03-23 19:12:36 UTC

GigaPump soon.

2026-03-23 18:45:12 UTC

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Cant zap u

2026-03-23 12:47:35 UTC

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Cant zap u

2026-03-23 12:37:20 UTC

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Is this a Honey Badger?

2026-03-23 12:28:39 UTC

⚡️ 40 sats to anyone who comments a Honey Badger picture or phrase 🦡🍯
https://blossom.primal.net/856c487a30c9c49b5e5ea95866051bd2b340b3482f9a6b8e3183ee9c818cdd53.jpg

2026-03-23 08:47:21 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/7d197d3307aa9e2048f1dc7789b195e1cb302b955839c0cd1a52011ead7dd089.png

2026-03-23 07:08:23 UTC

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A) You stack sats will price go up and your purchasing power goes up
B) you stack sats will price goes down and your purchasing power goes down
If you prefer B… idk bro

2026-03-23 07:05:33 UTC

Powell out soon, 53 days. ⏳

2026-03-23 06:56:11 UTC

Gold dumping, Bitcoin will follow soon.
Cheap sats for some, loosing millions for others.
GM.

2026-03-22 21:08:14 UTC

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Keep waiting 😂 Bitcoin doesnt even beat inflation anymore
https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsqx0r5a3gfufm5xvqxlpjl6cyezwc3sk7ers0rx0r6vj0g8rx030qdrfglf

2026-03-22 20:30:28 UTC

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IF it comes 😏

2026-03-22 17:47:09 UTC

What do you see?
https://blossom.primal.net/f6bfac1142edcf8a982e143a051ce8ce8e33577128caf95760912df0421b03a6.png

2026-03-22 16:08:15 UTC

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No capitulation?
Most retail sold and are gone

2026-03-22 13:59:18 UTC

Pain is behind us... next halving one day closer
https://blossom.primal.net/2d58c761cf07072ce4d886d1dd25aa50c61b0d3f25aeaa578b3b816d26f9597b.png

2026-03-22 13:57:17 UTC

Tic tac...
https://blossom.primal.net/6eb33f058b8ff36301f64085b0b5298b8ccf23185d28b8803df0bf1900e02759.png

2026-03-19 15:48:46 UTC

Gold is down -18% from ATH and dropping under US-Iran war conflict, store of value?
https://blossom.primal.net/05dbfb1076bd35e6e3047cbfeb1e15877d04324d520b31a9222aad51eb77eecc.png

2026-03-19 13:53:44 UTC

#Bitcoin is up +20% in 5 YEARS.
https://blossom.primal.net/06c45db85fff61692aaf1491ad0a7a41f8b74f3dd0aa112ae62a4d766acd34e3.png

2026-03-19 12:37:15 UTC

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Very early

2026-03-19 12:31:53 UTC

If someone had told you 5 years ago that in 5 years there would be Bitcoin ETFs with 1M worth of Bitcoin, MicroStrategy buying like crazy, institutional adoption, more global adoption, a strategic Bitcoin reserve in the United States, Trump pro-Bitcoin...
you'd think the price would be soaring to 500.000, but NO, we're at 69.000.

2026-03-19 00:25:38 UTC

This guy has been saying that “The big print is coming soon” for the last 300 years 😂 I think he even made a book called The big print.
Im still waiting for it to come.
https://blossom.primal.net/bc261033a7c8efea4894178c39377c743894cf8dbfa4253c939a2e35a074fa85.jpg

2026-03-18 20:16:37 UTC

We are experiencing a bear market. ❄️🐻

2026-03-18 18:37:48 UTC

How are you all doing with the winter bear market? I know most of you have thrown in the towel or disappeared from NOSTR, those of you who are still here, how are you handling it?

2026-03-18 11:52:48 UTC

Today is a great day to sell your fiat for Bitcoin.

2026-03-17 22:11:45 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/3a6c1dff4748f753563a10914edea48aabc62e206145762eb9f1233b0ab01f33.jpg

2026-03-17 01:15:07 UTC

Liquidate all the bears.

2026-03-16 20:32:34 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/fdf762c73a032122aed4871224bb93c1d90503bd97a90cd42a1d024d5d5d3568.png

2026-03-16 20:27:33 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/0e288cba0c0a985707044b4176fcee9aa775eca0b8958562cc95787a19d0391d.png

2026-03-16 19:58:38 UTC

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Each year the power law correlation gets better instead of worse… you can find the power law in number of adresses, in BTC/GOLD and BTC/SP500 and the same power law in nature…
https://blossom.primal.net/a40d3ff2c5d6c16b299f8122f60e5e6f14f2423caca1ac32750143396dd84eb5.jpg

2026-03-16 19:52:40 UTC

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No, thats why I wonder, if this one its so good, why would it break?

2026-03-16 19:46:11 UTC

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Why?

2026-03-16 19:30:56 UTC

What are your thoughts on Bitcoin following a Power Law?
https://blossom.primal.net/bf05bfcdb14e26678e8b2d308ad1243b19bb194d019ef9cdd2e473e28fe712be.png

2026-03-14 17:29:28 UTC

Looks like people across Europe have started stamping euro coins with Bitcoin marks.
https://blossom.primal.net/3334aeb7886a857e2633a373dc8f1057df5ff9d022d2be632e743dd6af4c3d7d.jpg

2026-03-14 13:27:27 UTC

Next week is more bullish. I can feel it.

2026-03-13 10:48:31 UTC

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Mood
#nevent1q…ye8g

2026-03-13 10:44:18 UTC

Tic Tac hehehhe
https://blossom.primal.net/a6a6d0d38370c13e417bb3282822d7454b1c54ba1dae3e3d4683feaa74d7ad86.png

2026-03-13 09:03:23 UTC

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GM
#nevent1q…uj6l

2026-03-13 09:03:06 UTC

Feeling bullish?

2026-03-13 08:19:58 UTC

Most pain is already behind us. Better times coming.
https://blossom.primal.net/f01f3095b1568dab41346b0325511fbbd59bddd0dc61eba4aabcc2a4ee3c521f.jpg

2026-03-12 17:59:12 UTC

My wet dream
https://blossom.primal.net/c4833c117d33aba2f88ad1a49ac31dc9e13e12151d8a379895e1ab6284037434.png

2026-03-12 17:45:33 UTC

Many people are all talk, but when it comes down to it, they're not real.
We live in sad and lonely times.

2026-03-12 15:07:30 UTC

Self custody.
https://blossom.primal.net/f6a80eced7eb8d0dd7193adaf8c3257667dc1cf0750ad7c963ece0c6af3e14e1.png

2026-03-12 14:41:11 UTC

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“Please daddy Saylor centralize the supply” 😂

2026-03-12 13:20:01 UTC

Run it.
https://blossom.primal.net/791fbc2973b1f423f5e90e8a8a5282440da41e8ca0d116f5f6133b735dc8d5b0.png

2026-03-12 12:01:36 UTC

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I don’t think a real Bitcoiner will promote buying fiat companies or Fiat products in the broker accounts

2026-03-12 02:50:47 UTC

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Bro why are you crashing out like that? Calm down, read the whitepaper and become a real Bitcoiner

2026-03-12 01:49:21 UTC

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Saylor really brainwash u bro :(

2026-03-12 00:44:09 UTC

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No bro, you really don’t understand Bitcoin, read your own post again

2026-03-12 00:30:33 UTC

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Friend, you don’t understand Bitcoin.

2026-03-12 00:05:41 UTC

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Facts, we should send all the 21M Bitcoin to MSTR and never move the coins or use them as money

2026-03-11 23:41:22 UTC

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STRC = bad for Bitcoin

2026-03-11 21:08:23 UTC

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Its bad for Bitcoin as money

2026-03-11 20:35:24 UTC

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Buy both if you want btc supply to get centralized
Bitcoin only

2026-03-11 19:28:56 UTC

Don’t buy STRC, buy real Bitcoin.

2026-03-11 11:28:51 UTC

GM, buy more Bitcoin.

2026-03-10 21:42:42 UTC

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I live there

2026-03-10 20:35:09 UTC

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This Is going to be me one day

2026-03-10 20:34:35 UTC

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Oh yeah, hell, a real place
😂

2026-03-10 15:17:14 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/b0b205ec0000197b3e8aa70248d2d4fd76f8b48f1baf55e8e7bbe64c075cada5.png

2026-03-10 13:59:09 UTC

New memecoin dropping soon, from Elon Musk.
https://blossom.primal.net/97fb0991ac29e2cf926c0e5e0cd109df35470ebb21571ddf08d9217ae8362d65.jpg

2026-03-09 16:08:45 UTC

10M Bitcoins mined.
Only 1M left.

2026-03-08 15:16:36 UTC

Reminder -> I don't promote any exchange, I don't sell any products or services, and I'm not paid by anyone.
I am free, and I can say what I really think.

2026-03-08 11:04:53 UTC

Next week is bullish. I can feel it.

2026-03-07 23:09:56 UTC

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💣

2026-03-07 20:53:55 UTC

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YOLO

2026-03-07 20:40:05 UTC

The RACE to 1M Bitcoins. BlackRock vs MSTR.
I think BlackRock gets there faster, in 2026.
https://blossom.primal.net/5909d16853f1a2f9c0ee152f3e8a81930c7ae27f5c28411bfe6d4114c86285c8.jpg

2026-03-07 19:15:01 UTC

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Can you explain why Primal acts like a VPN?

2026-03-07 18:13:11 UTC

Details matter.

2026-03-07 17:54:49 UTC

One good does of bullish cope per day is good for the spirit.