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artist, ephemeral moment capturer, sojourner - bitcoin freedom fighter

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npub1mdgx4zvhlhwu5lyz7qpk3auehgzaf6frlcshur0zdee0hta3sa3slpj2aj

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npub1mdgx4zvhlhwu5lyz7qpk3auehgzaf6frlcshur0zdee0hta3sa3slpj2aj

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Last Notes

2026-08-19 18:13:09 UTC

First of all, I only eat there when they serve breakfast
It's way less packed and that's the only time they serve Tator Tots. They're brisket breakfast sandwiches and burritos are 🔥
#nevent1q…qn6p

2026-08-19 15:57:14 UTC

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I liked Buc-ee's more when it was a Texas Exclusive

2026-08-18 18:54:28 UTC

Friends don't base their friendships on whether you own bitcoin or not

2026-08-18 18:47:32 UTC

Remember, the people you need to lead are the people that don't desire to be the center of attention
It's goes against worldly human nature

2026-08-18 18:39:35 UTC

Question: Did NVK make fun of Luke Dashjr when his wallet got hacked and drained?

2026-08-18 17:48:47 UTC

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chances are, they were gonna lose it anyway
so, what are ya gonna do? 😂🤣

2026-08-18 17:47:07 UTC

Bitcoin influencers are the pigs from Animal Farm.
They claim they’re leading the revolution for the people.
Then they move into the farmhouse, distance themselves from the “dirty” animals, and start walking on two legs - becoming exactly like the farmers they just overthrew.

2026-08-18 17:37:01 UTC

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We failed orange pilling our driver, but we did have some success pilling some people at that dive bar

2026-08-18 14:56:34 UTC

A lot of people own guns, but most people won't conceal and carry
Same applies to BITCOIN
A lot of people invested in bitcoin, but most people won't self custody their bitcoin

2026-08-18 04:18:40 UTC

Bitcoin has a Bitcoin Influencer Inflation Problem
I propose a BIP to halve the Bitcoin Influencers every 210,000 blocks

2026-08-18 01:46:44 UTC

There's always people blaming the victim for Coinkite's Massive Fuck Up
If Coinkite didn't want people to use their RNG they wouldn't have gave them the option to generate a seed phrase on the device
Case Closed
#nevent1q…yhd2

2026-08-18 01:37:53 UTC

COLDCARD literally made the biggest fuck up in Bitcoin Cold Storage Device History and Bitcoiners are still trying to justify using Coinkite products
It's NBD, Bro!
WTF is wrong with you Fucktards!?!

2026-08-18 01:10:24 UTC

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They were multiple year long term hodlers

2026-08-18 01:02:34 UTC

Trusted 3rd Party Bitcoin Influencer

2026-08-17 22:12:28 UTC

These Bitcoin Educators (AKA Power Users) recommend COLDCARD to their diehard followers
Now they're shilling Bitkey with confidence
These people have zero self awareness and/or shame

2026-08-17 04:26:54 UTC

Been around bitcoin long enough to know most bitcoiners are full of shit, and they will take the $$$s when offered

2026-08-12 02:29:01 UTC

Holy shit 💩
#nevent1q…6k74

2026-08-11 23:19:41 UTC

And, Just Like That
NVK and Coinkite never existed
BITCOIN INFLUENCERS JUST MOVE ON AND PUSH ANOTHER BITCOIN PRODUCT ON US

2026-08-11 20:09:14 UTC

Oh no!!! Bitcoin can be used to get anything and everything
Bitcoin has failed 🤣😂

2026-08-11 17:28:11 UTC

It's a Biscuit Bitch kind of morning https://blossom.primal.net/5ff0a9ade21489509ce77a3558a2ef987a43a0693c39306f4d5d46b812e0173a.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/9fd320d5316153371b813257b633c8470331b68243463f0e7682a6d28e41a250.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/8e76a2516956297c0b397b0cc456640c5aa42051a5d59c173fcd7287188c88b0.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/d6189e5876cfdd498a994131515226e2735b1db1f5db33733306f4d710b6a1a3.jpg

2026-08-09 20:16:35 UTC

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My pleasure

2026-08-09 17:30:31 UTC

I will stop using Bitcoin only when the protocol prevents me from transacting
If that ever happens, I will declare the Bitcoin Network has failed

2026-08-07 03:37:24 UTC

COINCARD™ users rolled the dice by not actually rolling the dice

2026-08-07 02:54:40 UTC

Opendimes were the safest Coinkite Hardware Storage Devices
And, you could purchase 3 of them for $50-60
😂

2026-08-07 01:18:50 UTC

Bitcoin Protocol doesn't lie
Bitcoin Personalities lie
It's important you place your trust in the appropriate location

2026-08-06 22:19:50 UTC

Coldcard was the brand of the Resistance Movement

2026-08-06 16:48:33 UTC

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Blame his wife and the lifestyle she demands from him

2026-08-06 16:44:40 UTC

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I gave Simply Bitcoin Propaganda up before Phil left 😂

2026-08-06 16:33:28 UTC

You mean 95% of all the Bitcoin podcasts are infomercials
#nevent1q…t4e0

2026-08-05 06:10:07 UTC

NVK had Deterministic as his First Name on X and Nostr

2026-08-05 03:43:04 UTC

COIN-Psych!!!
https://blossom.primal.net/c55d931bbcaed878272766fdbd74365abf30f98f3519f0f3fd0a861e51f509e6.jpg

2026-08-05 03:19:10 UTC

Make your keys so random that AI gets lost in the sauce of random encryption

2026-08-04 21:50:07 UTC

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Yeah, this was done intentionally

2026-08-04 21:11:50 UTC

Only people that live in a bubble are suprised it popped
Because they didn't even know there was a bubble

2026-08-04 21:06:21 UTC

You would have thought Coinkite would have gotten stuck in a tree

2026-08-04 20:41:24 UTC

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Bitcoiners from Twitter migrated there to avoid censorship, and NVK started censoring and blocking people he didn't like 😂

2026-08-04 20:37:17 UTC

Remember NVK's Bitcoin User Group on Mastadon?

2026-08-04 18:41:58 UTC

We expect exchanges to get hacked and lose bitcoin
That's why we say self custody your own bitcoin
It's a whole other issue when the self custody bitcoin n get rugged
It's not about how much bitcoin was stolen, it how it was stolen and from who it was stolen from

2026-08-04 18:34:28 UTC

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Should have chased him like the Goose Meme 😂

2026-08-04 16:53:02 UTC

Bitcoiner's failed to listen to the 10th Man
The 10th Man Theory (or Rule) is an institutionalized form of devil’s advocacy designed to prevent groupthink and intelligence failures.

2026-08-04 04:33:10 UTC

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Coinkite Gift Cards are no longer listed on Fold https://blossom.primal.net/152611da7c5bee5ea9fb5efb6ddda20c8c3105df69279bd7dc5167ab848a70fd.jpg

2026-08-04 03:52:49 UTC

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JB55 Tell No Lies

2026-08-04 03:50:29 UTC

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Do what now?

2026-08-04 03:37:01 UTC

Bitcoiners humiliated Trace on stage at the Unconfiscatable Conference in 2019
#nevent1q…dwzs

2026-08-04 03:32:56 UTC

What NVK did was magnitudes worse than what Trace Mayers ever did

2026-08-04 03:26:45 UTC

Just wait until Whitey Web starts her deep dive into NVK
She'll discover NVK Island, and there will be an NVK List

2026-08-04 03:18:16 UTC

Out with the Coldcard Cases
In with the Seedsiger Cases 😂
#nevent1q…fcuv

2026-08-04 02:59:30 UTC

ConKite

2026-08-03 22:18:21 UTC

The Moment Wikileaks decided to take Bitcoin Donations - The Intelligence Agencies entered the Bitcoin Space

2026-08-03 21:15:19 UTC

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I'm down if you are
Anything to take my mind off this situation 😂

2026-08-03 20:40:37 UTC

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I have 25 of them never used, still have them today 😂

2026-08-03 20:08:14 UTC

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There was so much shit we were focused on
COVID
Social Media Censorship
Canadian Truckers Protests
Biden Admin Choke Point 2.0
And so much more
If I was an advisorial attacker looking to sabotage, this is the perfect opportunity to inject courpt code
When everyone was distracted
#nevent1q…m7g3

2026-08-03 16:40:00 UTC

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bodies are starting to hit the floor

2026-08-03 15:15:28 UTC

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That's why I used LARP after COLDCARD

2026-08-03 15:13:27 UTC

I know it's harsh, but the Truth is Harsh
#nevent1q…a53g

2026-08-03 15:11:41 UTC

COLDCARD® the Wallet of choice for the Cypherpunk LARP

2026-08-03 14:58:22 UTC

People over looked the security flaw in CC because he was throwing money around, and let them in his Social Circle

2026-08-03 14:31:41 UTC

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They were completely OCD obsessed with it
Untold time and SATs spent doing it

2026-08-03 14:25:06 UTC

A good chunk of Coldcard users were coin-joining and practicing UTXOs consolidation
Countless time, energy and brain power fouced on proper bitcoin procedure and utxo hygiene
Only to wind up being for nothing because the CC was fundamentally flawed from the beginning
https://blossom.primal.net/b2942bdd91f8a256eb3bf22eef8cc5b832d8291b4325951066ceac3ed0a4abd1.png

2026-08-03 13:38:21 UTC

Everything is Trailer Park
#nevent1q…l88t

2026-08-03 13:30:22 UTC

The Frog and the Scorpion
#nevent1q…k2r9

2026-08-03 13:15:36 UTC

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Circle Jerk

2026-08-03 12:42:13 UTC

So, who's here to signup to win an ARCA so you can let it protect all of your important secrets
https://blossom.primal.net/7ead119c2f538102493108b5132be755135d0c57d57930586dcf914ec3b13deb.jpg

2026-08-03 12:25:50 UTC

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It's over for those who lost their stack 🥲

2026-08-02 23:43:03 UTC

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Fuck! how'd you guess my seed? 🤦‍♂️

2026-08-02 23:41:27 UTC

This wallet I placed my passphrase on the front of it for easier access https://blossom.primal.net/57837f7b46363d501b1e8b497f7afea67340ef492c7ecc64eccf4283d1400187.jpg

2026-08-02 23:32:35 UTC

Safely Transferred out of my MK3 and into this Beast
https://blossom.primal.net/02ea891edac9f7e221c1878213bb58b0a68f6ca23cde133a77bd5f85bc60fd15.jpg

2026-08-02 22:43:05 UTC

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It was the Out Spoken Sovereign Individual Freedom Activist Tribe of Bitcoin
Who dare say would want to discredit them and remove them from a seat at the table 🤔
#nevent1q…pvj5

2026-08-02 22:23:58 UTC

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Can't be too cautious

2026-08-02 21:38:31 UTC

Something not Coldcard related
https://blossom.primal.net/2ddc2798358734d3e618c5beabb1ec546f04a3bc2ac279b2352a459e44481333.jpg

2026-08-02 20:51:11 UTC

This Sub Culture Specificlly Antagonized State Authority and Control
Which I thought was odd because Bitcoin Park started to Host and give speaking opportunities to Politicians
Just Saying🤷‍♂️
#nevent1q…0770

2026-08-02 19:52:37 UTC

An Entire Sub Culture of Bitcoin was Built on Top of CoinKite

2026-08-02 19:04:15 UTC

Nic Carter is a little stinky cunt https://blossom.primal.net/6b9660945df6c376243099e0e13eea901d09582827dab1770785be2f5a3857bb.jpg

2026-08-02 17:24:04 UTC

Odell and crew specifically dedicated tons of time educating us about different advisoral attack vectors
and, this rug gets pulled right from underneath their feet
Black Swan Level Fucked
https://blossom.primal.net/10c8e79de0b0b8651b18d43c6233d3d5c9e8e261e5901f83a985f21050e011a0.jpg

2026-08-02 17:16:31 UTC

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1st Rule of Bitcoin
🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

2026-08-02 17:13:46 UTC

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No, that's just who I am
A Real Sovereign doesn't place blame on someone else
It's only placed on yourself

2026-08-02 17:09:40 UTC

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They unintentionally fucked up at the very beginning of their bitcoin journey
They selected a faulty device from the start
Bitcoin offers no forgiveness, no mercy
Only people can offer that

2026-08-02 17:06:15 UTC

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Can't make any mistakes you have to be 100% perfect from selecting what type of device and how it's set it up - all the way down to - how you store and protect your seed

2026-08-02 16:59:16 UTC

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I am well aware that someday I might be deemed unworthy to keep any longer
Knowing this keeps me humble

2026-08-02 16:56:36 UTC

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I could have fell for the trap, but I choose a different path
Backdoor is a Security Trap
Bitcoin is Thor's Hammer / Excalibur Money
Only the truly worthy are able to pick it up and hold it

2026-08-02 16:50:58 UTC

If I got hacked and lost my bitcoin, you wouldn't know because I would leave
I wouldn't complain or whine about it
You know why?
Because, If I couldn't protect it, I didn't deserve to be in possession of it

2026-08-02 16:19:56 UTC

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BBL Cycle happens in the Bull 😂

2026-08-02 16:04:21 UTC

FYI: Bear Markets are where the Charlatans and Fraud is discovered and reputations are forever destroyed
More importantly, that's where we find the real ones and their reputation begins to grow and grow
Until the Cycle Repeats itself all over again

2026-08-02 15:28:14 UTC

If only I wore my glasses https://blossom.primal.net/20045fc31e50fe4c26064484acc39f991e7df738102d665b35175c657961fd85.jpg

2026-08-02 14:35:53 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/b983dc920c5da16c1752ad81e39aee223a190547b4ebcd8780e5d3e88ad6f20d.jpg

2026-08-02 13:32:47 UTC

Remember this:
What you say can and will be used against you
#nevent1q…mxxu

2026-08-02 05:17:18 UTC

Long standing, rock soild reputations in the bitcoin community are being completely destroyed

2026-08-02 01:25:51 UTC

Here's some words of wisdom from NVK
Enjoy https://blossom.primal.net/de3ce62b50ea6c34301b7a9515225053f56b2515916459f3d48ee4583667dc48.mp4

2026-08-02 00:44:40 UTC

Where's Zed? https://blossom.primal.net/3aaec3609def04474fd2f7530b9387c6a22fce39a84a45a67bf2a7266adb41a8.jpg

2026-08-01 23:56:25 UTC

Without comment https://blossom.primal.net/b76e60481d76d7d3211937194aed1de382c0a8a925ec8155398c8d6d87f9ab81.jpg

2026-08-01 21:09:18 UTC

Individuals Hodl 70% of the total Bitcoin supply, how do you get them to move it into corporate custody?
Scare the living shit out of them

2026-08-01 20:13:13 UTC

Bitcoin is a loaded gun
proper training and maintenance is required
If you're not willing to do the required work, you shouldn't pick up the loaded gun
It's not a toy that you can easily pay with and replace
You can do some real bad financial damage if you don't know what you're doing

2026-08-01 18:48:33 UTC

Crypto people be like: I met Sam Bankman-Freed, He wouldn't Rug Us
Bitcoin people be like: I met Rodolfo Novak, He wouldn't Rug Us

2026-08-01 17:33:11 UTC

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yeah, this never happen to a cold storage signing device before
no one suspected Coinkite, it was the Bitcoin Standard
Perfect Slow Roll Con Job

2026-08-01 17:25:37 UTC

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to make sure there's enough bitcoin to make the exploit worth while

2026-08-01 17:21:35 UTC

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Always looks at the prime suspect, first
NVK had the knowledge and had the motive
#nevent1q…0hl3

2026-08-01 16:56:09 UTC

NVK was obsessed with AI
NVK created the Coldcard, he knows everything that's in it
Now AI is draining wallets
#nevent1q…0xr8

2026-08-01 15:59:19 UTC

No one is ever going to feel comfortable recommending a signing device to anyone

2026-08-01 15:10:44 UTC

I wrote Hack, I should have used Rug
https://blossom.primal.net/92dc87d473b81ac5441c076001ec8b8e27a19baa7fd6e9599ab3a449b39be082.png

2026-08-01 14:47:16 UTC

But, Coldcard has what Bitcoiners crave! It's got Secure Elements!