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don’t worry guys my wife told me to come to bed so instead of doing this i pulled up TradingView just to chart stare so a massive pullback is pretty much guaranteed at this point

2024-11-06 20:30:32 UTC

just dont fckn dance

2024-11-06 20:22:45 UTC

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PUTIN

2024-09-19 01:19:56 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/ed353eb5717c3bec33e2a6af02dd3113ce06ba2ba5947c5faaf01c0beb406ffb.jpg

2024-09-13 22:08:31 UTC

this lady munching down on highly processed pork rinds 12 hours after her cholecystectomy makes me wanna go join the dark side…

2024-09-13 16:23:17 UTC

classic nephrologist vs. cardiologist.
iykyk
#docchain https://image.nostr.build/f22aaaa4d5483c6d207edaa007153c91e8100e26c8a3712bfd7807e3613a1f6e.jpg

2024-09-12 22:12:51 UTC

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mornin pup

2024-09-12 17:30:37 UTC

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we eat those right?

2024-09-11 17:15:37 UTC

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https://media3.giphy.com/media/oVL1n7Yxs538c/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91fxfd37s2pgp6oc9zphnxf143dql03pffsh0wnu9t&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-09-11 17:11:17 UTC

had a dream that i punched 58k in it’s very punchable face…it was a good dream

2024-09-11 17:07:13 UTC

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yeah i misspelled come 😂

2024-09-11 16:43:42 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/1b46d16a7dabfd1d014ca91dbe1c6db845ad1157b09510fd507ada752fae8c41.jpg

2024-09-11 16:37:31 UTC

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Damnit @npub16sq…nz6j i warned you

2024-09-11 16:35:46 UTC

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delete this or else the Canadians are gonna move into MI and then all your neighbors will be polite…it’s unsettling just to think about

2024-09-11 13:02:18 UTC

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geese are assholes
I’d vote for any candidate that punches geese in the face

2024-09-11 12:45:42 UTC

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yup dude’s off his rocker

2024-09-11 12:42:25 UTC

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bruh got cooked worse than a cat

2024-09-10 00:13:34 UTC

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i memberberry that
helluva drug that feeling

2024-09-09 23:38:13 UTC

*working too many days straight, didn’t sleep much, sick as hell, feel like shit*
Me: “Do you have any questions?”
Patient: “Am I going to die?”
Me: “Well…yeah…I mean we all are.”
Patient: 👀
Me: “I mean…not from this and not today.”
😬🤦‍♂️

2024-09-09 23:21:31 UTC

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…from manscaping tho

2024-09-08 21:45:21 UTC

yo @npub1jdv…7jlj u ever seen mrsa bacteremia…from manscaping??

2024-09-07 23:24:05 UTC

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No…no…it wasn’t that.

2024-09-07 23:20:25 UTC

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I mean tbf drunk should prob be enough sedation for a cysto but we should page @npub1dld…fd8s just to double check.

2024-09-07 23:09:30 UTC

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Stop putting things up there Seimi. Gosh.

2024-09-07 23:06:42 UTC

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No bueno

2024-09-07 23:06:34 UTC

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That guy’s vote can cancel out my vote 🤣

2024-09-07 23:05:23 UTC

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Yup that was my reaction

2024-09-07 22:58:54 UTC

Healthcare PSA:
Gents, next time you and the missus decide to get tipsy and a little bit frisky don’t let her shove anything up your urethra.
Whatever it is isn’t supposed to go there and I can’t imagine it’s a pleasant sensation.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe918xl2vp0nadrv5x3j81tt2b4yof7wtl7p389pm01h&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-09-06 01:22:39 UTC

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lies
one of those is a lion

2024-09-06 01:15:35 UTC

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Duolingo makes me feel like i killed John wicks puppy

2024-09-06 00:58:04 UTC

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that’s ok planet
that’s my baseline

2024-09-01 01:48:57 UTC

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I thought you were talking about Love Island at first.

2024-09-01 01:22:32 UTC

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are circlejerks usually smart?

2024-08-31 05:21:01 UTC

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Australian break dancing has come a long way @npub1el3…l27r

2024-08-31 05:09:43 UTC

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https://media2.giphy.com/media/pHIufoc16cSdy/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe915tw7gl75m7jdwla0m05vk749svh8hgf7rx7jpa29&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-31 05:05:13 UTC

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bruh i been working my ass off the past year…no bueno

2024-08-31 02:49:02 UTC

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bruh how are your feet nowadays?

2024-08-31 02:48:05 UTC

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I’m gonna stop here because I feel like I’m ahead.

2024-08-31 02:44:05 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/eb7710cddb661fbf029ff0530f9e660059759c608119a80c6d9524991b5d2c45.jpg

2024-08-31 02:40:41 UTC

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I love holiday weekends at the gym.

2024-08-31 02:39:08 UTC

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sounds naughty
I’m in 🤙

2024-08-31 02:38:38 UTC

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I read this as criss cross apple sauce. Nothing related to software design.

2024-08-31 02:31:45 UTC

not entirely sober…

2024-08-31 00:27:31 UTC

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Medical residents: “Wut’s a holiday…or a weekend??”

2024-08-31 00:21:34 UTC

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2024-08-31 00:19:22 UTC

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dafuq is going on upstairs?

2024-08-31 00:13:45 UTC

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I mean tbf I’d expect at least 1/2 of us here to tummy rub for the entirety of the hug

2024-08-31 00:08:48 UTC

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333 is a holy number.

2024-08-31 00:07:14 UTC

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🫂

2024-08-31 00:06:12 UTC

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probably so
we do like hugs here after all
https://media4.giphy.com/media/bRvrsx60cNdeM/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91ehl8keep746v0u8bbr9j2feuu7p6ss5rklx2cs4n&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-31 00:04:07 UTC

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that’s some special form of stupid

2024-08-31 00:01:24 UTC

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2024-08-31 00:00:38 UTC

is this what it’s like to meet a fellow nostrich in the real world?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/OAjlP22ecZn8s/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91ftcz59hfxgncortoaxv9ievbcfho4tsuw7t6tcah&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-30 21:04:51 UTC

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2024-08-30 19:27:15 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/af8f1d695ad5173cbd2baf050d24c7dc13c1628883cb897e2d5144e4448ac572.jpg

2024-08-30 18:34:11 UTC

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<2.69 seconds

2024-08-30 18:33:42 UTC

We will never see $58K again 😉
#note18aa…cqpd

2024-08-30 13:57:05 UTC

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tbf pepsi bc coke is ass

2024-08-30 02:52:57 UTC

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2024-08-30 02:19:05 UTC

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oh I mean that’s probably already brewing

2024-08-30 02:14:32 UTC

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2024-08-30 02:13:21 UTC

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way scarier than the aliens in the movie too?

2024-08-30 02:12:49 UTC

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https://media3.giphy.com/media/4QEGwDMDbOYC2G7m9p/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91eowgcfx83u1y5inom5riw3lra1c8zbwqdfpch5re&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-30 02:11:54 UTC

my restless toddler finally went to sleep
this is my life rn https://image.nostr.build/f793be4dac2dc758bf416b780105644e3c467fb42b0501dbebf8bc12f7fc5ca8.jpg

2024-08-30 02:01:02 UTC

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sounds mystical

2024-08-30 02:00:42 UTC

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don’t you dare say having more kids

2024-08-30 01:54:29 UTC

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like…the babysitters getting too drunk?

2024-08-30 01:49:08 UTC

the day isn’t over, but this already feels unamerican https://image.nostr.build/435b5798743e030e3d8a7e8b2d5c1b1673d304a9b410691eaad67d101772a941.jpg

2024-08-30 01:17:17 UTC

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tbh it’s gonna be a move for the free in-law babysitting so I’m pretty much at their mercy

2024-08-30 01:05:50 UTC

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Your pfp is of 🐐 so I value your opinion most.

2024-08-30 01:04:51 UTC

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oh I mean I feel this way already when my wife glares at me when I forget to take out the trash so I should be fine with that

2024-08-30 01:03:48 UTC

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so…definitely move there?

2024-08-30 01:01:25 UTC

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and we love it? right?

2024-08-30 00:33:31 UTC

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brother these are serious questions 🤣

2024-08-30 00:32:57 UTC

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Of course ☎️ 🫂

2024-08-30 00:28:38 UTC

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do…do you know the answers?
the online rabbit hole took me to some scary places…mostly in Florida

2024-08-30 00:27:45 UTC

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@npub1n0p…pfp6 and @npub15u3…05rq need to read this.

2024-08-30 00:25:05 UTC

my bride has informed me that we are both tired of cold weather and want to relocate 🤷‍♂️
is anyone here willing to shill for Florida?
if so, a couple of follow up questions:
1. How active is Florida Man nowadays?
2. Do I BECOME Florida Man immediately upon relocating down that-away, or is the transition more insidious?
3. How much methamphetamine is on the average Florida-style pizza?

2024-08-29 23:58:07 UTC

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Never knew I needed this until I saw it.

2024-08-29 23:56:50 UTC

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the horrors persist but so do I…until the day I can do it for free 🤙

2024-08-29 23:50:55 UTC

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do what I do for free

2024-08-29 23:49:29 UTC

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also accurate

2024-08-29 23:29:28 UTC

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accurate 😆

2024-08-29 23:28:45 UTC

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2024-08-29 23:27:53 UTC

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grifter gonna grift

2024-08-29 23:15:12 UTC

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imagine if those birds could vote though…
https://media0.giphy.com/media/bTixcIRW1bWqk/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91fa0w41gm7qoc3vf8t20sely8pedtg6muds5pi59x&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-29 23:04:14 UTC

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working in medicine is just one big never-ending shitpost fr 😆

2024-08-29 22:58:30 UTC

Me: “Have you had any diarrhea lately?”
Elderly patient: “No, but I did have 3-4 very large bowel movements last night. Quite large.”
Patient’s daughter: “Oh my gosh mom. Stop! You don’t have to go into such detail.”
Elderly patient: 👀
Me: 👀
Elderly patient: “They were massive.”
Me: “How big we talking? Did you name any of them?”

2024-08-29 22:54:08 UTC

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Ya still w us?

2024-08-29 14:36:52 UTC

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Ser u backpedaled into the safe and warm embrace that is beef flavored ramen

2024-08-29 14:35:51 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/fc7025f69ca313a55dcf9a77fbe8aa1a37b90f27ca6a9b1c718f14ce310349ee.jpg

2024-08-29 13:28:55 UTC

gm…despite my best efforts I still have orange eyelids
#note1pnm…h5ct

2024-08-29 13:08:29 UTC

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@npub15u3…05rq said something about being stocked up on shrimp ramen noodles, but I think that’ll just piss people off and will get your ass beat

2024-08-29 13:03:37 UTC

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2024-08-29 00:50:39 UTC

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ew gross hearing this might make me might rage quit nostr and go try out something more pleasant like reddit or bluesky or smashing my manhood with a sledgehammer