PaulAllen
Paul Allen

"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."

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2026-07-08 17:32:49 UTC

A private messenger that demands a phone number 🤡
https://blossom.primal.net/45fd4e98aea7cc71f2826dcff5bf683785f21109158ac32e249bd9c292a71551.jpg
#nevent1q…q7us

2026-06-24 11:49:54 UTC

Replace "actually" with 'mostly' 🤣
#nevent1q…x7j6

2026-06-17 15:07:50 UTC

Good advice
https://youtube.com/shorts/OWDdr_nU6b0

2026-06-17 07:31:20 UTC

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Is this the first time a sitting member of Congress questioned whether the FBI does such things?

2026-06-12 11:33:20 UTC

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Similar to what we keep seeing whenever government forces employers to provide some new benefit, it becomes increasingly cheaper to just reduce staffing, pay overtime and work everyone until they drop.

2026-05-19 13:02:19 UTC

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I bought an iPhone back when they were AT&T only.
Kindly pass that retard award this way 🤣

2026-05-19 11:38:33 UTC

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If they needed the assistance of space technology to prevent Cackles from winning, we are doomed.

2026-05-15 01:13:59 UTC

Will this motivate Apple and Samsung to "put the charger back in the box?" 🤣
#flossy
#nevent1q…vrgf

2026-04-28 11:27:06 UTC

Never heard of them but apparently they figured out how to make a phone with a hot swappable battery.
[stares in disgust at the clock on my coffee maker] 🤣
https://rugone.net/products/xever-7-pro

2026-04-14 13:11:26 UTC

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Somebody said that if you divided the total supply of sats by the total estimated human population, each person would only get ~265k ($200). If AI agents are stacking too, that equal distribution number will keep getting smaller and cost more to reach.

2026-03-26 16:41:18 UTC

Weird Al should make a Heart parody about an elderly woman who keeps getting her junk waxed.
Call it 'Bare Old Coota' 🤣

2026-03-24 01:07:24 UTC

💯
https://blossom.primal.net/1d892f1136316d43a30d177508919538c36a40c9b3aaf3850d58cbc933cc4974.jpg

2026-03-23 11:24:21 UTC

https://www.historicstjohnschurch.org/the-speech

2026-03-20 08:45:06 UTC

It's hard to feel optimistic about even the most positive developments when you've spent the last few months watching your nation's founding document and supreme law completely fail to protect the most basic human rights of an entire state's population.
For Virginians, the sacred freedoms enshrined in the Bill of Rights rendered null and void by nothing more than a single state election cycle, and the first thing the tyrants did after taking power is set to work to ensure that their party never loses another election.
What can you do when you're too small to fight back and too poor to leave?
It's not like we ignored pandemic-era warnings to flee a woke city full of subway trains and skyscrapers. We live within a mile of a cow pasture and a national forest. Wherever you go, the woke mind-virus will find you. You can run but you can't hide.
A few days shy of 251 years ago, a famous Virginian asked his neighbors, "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?"
The 2026 response to that question is apparently a resounding "Yes!"
Forbid it, Almighty God.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rngx_PsPxkg

2026-03-19 22:56:03 UTC

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Merry Khanmas, Bibi

2026-03-19 10:41:18 UTC

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That Tony Fauci's skull has yet to find a Marine sniper's bullet makes me skeptical of Graham's insinuation that military units are free to choose their missions like levels in a video game.
#nevent1q…75ff

2026-03-18 09:06:30 UTC

I swear if nostr was a car it would be Lucille LaRusso's station wagon 🤦‍♂️

2026-03-17 20:39:17 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rC2hnU-stzI

2026-03-17 17:39:19 UTC

You're probably familiar with the Tate-LaBianca (Manson family) murders but have you ever heard of the Hanafi Massacre, and the hostage crises that it inspired?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973_Hanafi_Muslim_massacre
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Whelton summarized the general mood: "Half the people want the gunmen to come out fighting. The other half want the cops to go in shooting. Everybody wants blood." This frustrated the NYPD, especially Schlossberg, who feared the crowd and the media could negatively affect negotiations.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973_Brooklyn_hostage_crisis
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Then-councilman and future four-term D.C. mayor Marion Barry walked into the hallway after hearing a commotion and was struck by a ricocheting shotgun pellet, which lodged just above his heart.
L. Douglas Heck and Rudy Giuliani had organized a team within the United States Department of Justice aimed at "combating terrorism". Although they claimed that DC police would handle the attacks, they soon brought in two intelligence operatives, Steve Pieczenik and Robert Blum.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1977_Washington,_D.C.,_attack_and_hostage_taking

2026-03-16 11:50:39 UTC

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Wait, is he suggesting the non-British nominees are all pedophiles? 😳

2026-03-16 11:14:22 UTC

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This could probably describe a crypto exchange's relationship with Liz Warren 🤣

2026-03-16 10:41:29 UTC

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The future of nostr zaps is a 30% routing fee? 😱
[WoS-to-Primal wallet]
#nevent1q…yjw9
https://blossom.primal.net/5aa48afd1747dbbe5ef7051f6ae9402a2e5d9e87fc7c1b5bfa4f3ffc93b3595b.jpg

2026-03-13 13:42:39 UTC

He's amazed at how many people in their 50s, 60s and 70s run a Bitaxe. I guess you could call it Bingo for old nerds 😂
Plus, supporting Bitcoin is an easy lift for grouchy old farts who want to nuke a printer-backed government that's spent a half-century enshitifying every aspect of our lives.
We're not all spending our second half of show RV-ing across America, choking down statins and making it rain on a Denny's server.
I've watched too many of my elders ride out their final years in a recliner, shouting at some sucker in a 3 piece. Homie don't play that. I'm gonna kill their money printer or it's gonna kill me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk7Qbm8rnlM

2026-03-13 10:22:24 UTC

I like the analogy that trusting big tech to honor your privacy choices is like trusting a hungry dog not to eat the pizza next to it.
Mic-jamming gadget demo at 19:00
https://youtu.be/W0Lu1qJn4cM&t=1105

2026-03-12 22:15:36 UTC

Where's Doc and Marty?! 🤣
"The Beautiful Irony
A $50 Bitaxe in 2026 has more raw SHA-256 hashing power than the entire Bitcoin network did for the first several months of its existence. The total network hashrate didn't reach 500 GH/s until sometime around mid-2011. So your tiny little Bitaxe would have been the most powerful mining operation on the planet for roughly the first two years of Bitcoin's life. 🤯"

2026-03-12 13:23:57 UTC

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Afraid to ask who would pay to rebuild it.

2026-03-12 13:22:00 UTC

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Is this an ad for ppq.ai ? 🤣
#nevent1q…wezf

2026-03-12 13:06:46 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/11408c75fce36475a5ab9e998aa32550f5ec423830b7c085ebfe3308caa8403d.jpg

2026-03-09 13:49:34 UTC

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100T go bye bye
#nevent1q…ps0t

2026-03-09 12:59:37 UTC

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They should partner with IROH 😃
https://wavlake.com/track/dac15380-8384-4b8d-9074-ff06c99f6813
#nevent1q…xfpj

2026-03-08 10:45:06 UTC

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Saw this note and was like why are they talking about DST? and why did I sleep so late? 🤣
I think this is the first time in my adult life that I missed all warnings of the time change.
All of my internet-connected devices automatically updated without any indication that they did so. Wind-up clock confirmed the timekeeping f*ckery.

2026-03-07 18:36:11 UTC

The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) says the DSCNet software suite collects real-time audio and other signal-related intelligence from telephones, microphones, and fax lines – including dialed numbers, phone call content, text messages, and location data from cellular towers – pursuant to court-authorized warrants
https://cybernews.com/news/fbi-cyberattack-wiretap-surveillance-network/

2026-03-06 21:14:51 UTC

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Wonder if the demographics of his old district have ever been studied?
That someone with his integrity could even get re-elected seems unlikely by today's sorry standards.

2026-03-06 18:05:39 UTC

Diesel is $4.69 a gallon at every station in town.

2026-03-05 11:58:11 UTC

Any other Starlink users notice most of their sent zaps from Primal wallet fail when VPN is off?

2026-03-05 10:37:40 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/cde73d12e7e896ce507a52384f57490097998965c6700221bf00f844cab0bdc6.jpg

2026-03-04 21:07:58 UTC

Atlaspool, the next big thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDwnNaeeK_M

2026-03-04 11:05:19 UTC

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"If a CIA officer were deployed in a war zone, whether overtly or operating under cover (such as posing as a civilian correspondent), their injury would not be logged on standard OSHA compliance forms.
The OSH Act of 1970 (Section 16): This section allows the government to grant exemptions and variations from the Act's requirements when necessary to avoid "serious impairment of the national defense." Covert intelligence and wartime operations heavily rely on this protective category.
Protection of Sources and Methods: The National Security Act of 1947 and the CIA Act of 1949 grant the CIA Director broad, superseding statutory authority to protect intelligence sources and methods from unauthorized disclosure. Mandating that the CIA log an operative's name, location, and the nature of their injury on an administrative form would constitute a direct violation of these secrecy statutes."

2026-03-04 10:55:18 UTC

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"While civilian media outlets must thread the needle of complying with U.S. labor safety laws for their war correspondents, the U.S. military treats its journalists as soldiers first, utilizing its own extensive casualty and medical tracking systems rather than civilian occupational safety standards."

2026-03-04 10:49:24 UTC

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ppqai auto:
"News networks like CNN do not receive exemptions from OSHA for recordable work injuries suffered by reporters in war zones; OSHA standards apply to U.S.-based employers regardless of employee location.
OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration) requires employers, including media companies, to record work-related injuries and illnesses on OSHA Form 300 if they meet specific criteria, such as resulting in medical treatment beyond first aid, days away from work, or restricted duties—regardless of whether the incident occurs domestically or abroad.[OSHA knowledge: 29 CFR 1904.2 and 1904.4]. Employers must maintain these records for employees working outside the U.S. if they are U.S. citizens or covered under U.S. jurisdiction, with no categorical exemptions for high-risk assignments like war zones.[OSHA knowledge: OSHA Directive CPL 02-00-135].
No information in available sources indicates CNN or similar networks obtain special exemptions for war zone injuries; instead, they follow standard OSHA reporting obligations, potentially supplemented by internal safety protocols, workers' compensation insurance, or union agreements for journalists. For example, networks often provide hazard pay, medical evacuations, and insurance riders for combat zones, but these do not alter OSHA's recordkeeping mandate. Reporters like CNN's Alex Marquardt, who has covered war zones extensively, operate under salaried employment where injury risks are acknowledged, but legal requirements for injury reporting persist."
#nevent1q…jn9m

2026-03-02 19:44:41 UTC

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Why were they in a hotel, did our military run out of tents?
#nevent1q…fyyq

2026-03-02 19:32:21 UTC

Grateful that ebook reader software doesn't function like social media apps, or else swiping back to the previous page would throw you all the way back to the beginning of the book.

2026-03-01 15:39:16 UTC

Exodus - The Toxic Waltz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H3ytuNVuJY

2026-03-01 10:14:59 UTC

A long-running lawsuit claiming that a private prison contractor broke federal and Colorado law by forcing immigration detainees to work moved closer to trial Wednesday after the Supreme Court unanimously rejected a bid by the company to toss out the case.
The contractor, GEO Group, asserted it was entitled to immunity and should not face a civil trial because the firm’s detainee work policies were carried out at the direction of Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
The class-action lawsuit, filed in 2014, focused on practices at GEO’s facility in Aurora, Colorado. Immigration detainees there were required to clean all common areas and faced possible solitary confinement for failing to comply. They were offered $1 a day for work preparing food and cleaning laundry at a time when the state’s minimum wage was $8 an hour.
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/02/25/supreme-court-ruling-ice-detention-contractor-00797951

2026-02-28 22:11:33 UTC

Is this true?
https://blossom.primal.net/8db1c5e1632ee482c6017b65675d1caa74556b06afef6f2d767e9ce79033121e.jpg

2026-02-28 10:40:46 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kdUJ5NAnTc
#nevent1q…z8jl

2026-02-28 01:54:52 UTC

Cool trick
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hd4QSL39_OU

2026-02-27 15:32:19 UTC

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If this was true, the anti-fapping groups would be sponsored by Gillette 🤣
#nevent1q…qchd

2026-02-27 15:08:48 UTC

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I'm not a coder so I'm expressing my skepticism specifically as a member of camp 1 (fancy google search).
Analogy: Michael Knight asks KITT what modifications need to be made to allow them to successfully jump across the canyon.
Fictional TV show KITT's response would be either it's impossible or here's a list of stuff Bonnie needs to do to ensure success.
LLM KITT would give Michael a lengthy list of stuff to do, wait for him to get stuck on the last step, then puke up an annoying confirmation like "Good catch, Michael! Indeed, my body composition would not be able to withstand the forces of a JATO rocket strapped to my T-top."
For me the problem is "I know all the answers in the universe, but I'm gonna give you the wrong answer at least 15% of the time. Have fun figuring out which answer is incorrect."
An "I'm not sure" from a 9-fingered shop teacher is more comforting and less of a time-suck than some of the advice I've gotten from AI.
Will it get better with time?
God let's hope so.
#nevent1q…swm3

2026-02-27 11:24:17 UTC

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I'm skeptical that a stationary phone is producing NO useful data for them but if that's true, I bet they're frustrated by the seemingly viral adoption of policies requiring students to lock up their phones when they get to school.
#nevent1q…8fnq

2026-02-27 10:10:57 UTC

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What does Anthropic's legal team think of this prediction? 🤔
#nevent1q…u43l

2026-02-25 19:16:34 UTC

Stacking sats is like trying to have a sexual relationship with your spouse when you work opposite shift schedules.
Got some spare dollars? ATH
Bear market? Car broke down, furnace died, someone needs a root canal
Every. Single. Time.

2026-02-24 19:20:25 UTC

We trained and armed the Mexican cartels
https://www.youtube.com/live/gbcLz6eFOSc

2026-02-23 18:03:50 UTC

What Are Scam Mining Pools and Why Are They Targeting Home Miners?
https://www.solosatoshi.com/bitcoin-mining-scam-pools-axeos-detection/

2026-02-22 18:09:04 UTC

🤣
https://cdn.satellite.earth/f17d66131ae5607a75f44cba992c75aa241ce5a31e9f76e5fecb90db7883f3bd.mov

2026-02-22 18:07:29 UTC

🤣
https://cdn.satellite.earth/f17d66131ae5607a75f44cba992c75aa241ce5a31e9f76e5fecb90db7883f3bd.mov

2026-02-22 16:06:38 UTC

Nothing like a February haircut to spur your interest in Bitcoin mining 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/a6f796551ddb26990544420b6039d01f993e40f887272fda2c6fe50b64b90703.jpg

2026-02-22 15:37:54 UTC

Seems like in general, boosting a podcast episode works more reliably than zapping a note. Is this due to the 100-sat minimum?

2026-02-22 14:30:42 UTC

When you guys are done sniping at each other we've got a money printer to kill.

2026-02-22 13:52:17 UTC

Someone combine life-like humanoid robots + prepubescent sex dolls + Mossad exploding pager technology.

2026-02-22 11:43:47 UTC

"That's Image Makers Ink with a K dot com for all your executive resume needs" 🤣
#nevent1q…3udm

2026-02-21 22:51:57 UTC

https://youtu.be/ndPMDBxt_gs

2026-02-21 19:13:48 UTC

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Nostr reminds me so much of '70s rural OTA television. Mount a monstrosity of an antenna on the roof, have one us kids stand in the snow turning the mast with a pair of vice grips, and the end result was three different stations broadcasting the same State of the Union address.

2026-02-21 18:47:51 UTC

I've never had one of them crazy nympho ex-girlfriends but I have owned a luxury sedan that probably should have been junked 10 years before I bought it, so I think I can relate.

2026-02-21 13:37:52 UTC

And he refused it like a bad ass
https://blossom.primal.net/a074d54982e2298b02e47d1d78b258a39bd3c118bc3c03c6ddabcc0931be84a1.jpg

2026-02-20 22:30:13 UTC

Yes please
https://youtu.be/f5yDQP0C13A

2026-02-20 14:36:26 UTC

Giving one's phone number to a doctor's office has to be similar to having an extramarital affair.
"B*tch I'm broke! Lose this number and find yourself another sugar daddy!" 🤣

2026-02-19 16:17:05 UTC

Anyone ever try ripping the guts out of something like a Baofeng UV-5R and replacing them with a Meshtastic board to get a node with a removable battery?

2026-02-19 11:39:28 UTC

It's baffling to me that exactly none of the talking heads who believe the US and Israel should be joined at the hip will propose the obvious solution: US statehood.
Is it that hard to add another star to the flag?
#nevent1q…eq99

2026-02-19 10:58:41 UTC

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Does she mention that this 2018 investigation was opened under the directorship of Trump-nominee Wray and not Obama-appointee Comey?
I bet sex-criminal Trump regrets getting rid of Comey who apparently ignored Epstein's activities for nearly four years.

2026-02-18 21:17:26 UTC

Always freaked me out doing diaper changes, you'd hold their legs down with one hand to keep them from rolling away while you were grabbing something from the diaper bag and they'd pop straight up off the table Undertaker-style like they'd spent all that time in the womb doing Pilates 🤣
#nevent1q…g6gr

2026-02-17 13:19:55 UTC

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Using a Breakfast Club analogy, would us node runners be Bender or Carl the janitor? 🤣

2026-02-17 13:03:34 UTC

TL;DR: govt official who is okay with destroying the purchasing power of women's paychecks is offended by the use of AI to create fake images of said women in states of undress 🤡
#nevent1q…dlph

2026-02-17 12:00:03 UTC

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YT Premium as an ad-blocking solution is quite disappointing because it only blocks YT itself from inserting ads. Unfortunately, the channel owner is under no obligation to serve ad-free versions of their content to YT Premium subscribers.
It's like the false promise that if you had a REALID driver's license, you'd never need to present any other identity documents since it's effectively the gold standard of ID. That turned out to be total BS because everyone still asks for birth certificates, social security cards, etc.

2026-02-17 02:09:52 UTC

"They designed it to be able to do that."
Yeah but they designed it for a customer who can literally print money to cover repair bills 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP8GPsmB3U0

2026-02-16 22:45:44 UTC

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It's funny when you consider how long gold has been used as a store of value, how long the few have ruled over the many, the massive land holdings of certain individuals and small groups. In spite of all that, we're expected to trust that the sources and experts who lie to us about everything else are telling the truth about gold's scarcity.
I guess the only way to know for sure is to run the price up to some ungodly level.

2026-02-15 02:27:30 UTC

Shooting ice buildup off the radio tower 😱
https://youtu.be/0ccTzHBUsYQ&t=2056

2026-02-14 23:48:31 UTC

Americans would be fighting after this 🤣
https://youtu.be/7ytoqhO8S5U&t=804

2026-02-14 20:17:20 UTC

Minus 312,500,000 sats every ten minutes.
Let's go, Bitaxe!

2026-02-14 20:07:28 UTC

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"Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing.
If that long.
So be careful what you get good at."
-True Detective
#nevent1q…cm77

2026-02-14 20:05:37 UTC

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To be fair, I don't know how to shoe a horse. But I bet there are plenty of how to videos online.
#nevent1q…3k5q

2026-02-14 19:56:43 UTC

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Only 101 trillion remaining!
#nevent1q…648c

2026-02-14 16:47:07 UTC

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Because FVEY made OEMs abandon removable batteries? 🤔
#nevent1q…3tff

2026-02-13 14:40:33 UTC

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Agree we need better, not more but maybe it will take bots and agents to deliver the better?

2026-02-13 11:44:11 UTC

I like 'cold brew August' better than 'February' 🤣
"The date that is an equal distance from the summer solstice as February 13 is from the winter solstice is August 14."

2026-02-13 09:56:21 UTC

If no privacy for the people, no secrecy for the state.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkgqDSrFPYw
#nevent1q…666y

2026-02-13 09:16:24 UTC

If I gave your note a like instead of a zap, there's a good chance it's because I got a failed zap error, and life's too short to spend trying to figure out why zaps sometimes work and sometimes don't.

2026-02-12 23:28:00 UTC

Did lawmakers carve out an exemption for themselves?
#nevent1q…ejty

2026-02-12 13:57:17 UTC

I remember this comic.
The next frame is a day later when they're out buying something that is expensive and/or poops in the floor 🤣
#nevent1q…xtwf

2026-02-12 13:21:41 UTC

How else are they supposed to conjure their demonic advisors? 🤣
#nevent1q…fhyu

2026-02-12 12:06:16 UTC

Black box warning label: "Endurance of pain is no assurance of gain."
#nevent1q…2wjx

2026-02-11 22:01:08 UTC

Me: "Lord, please protect me from the temptation to do something stupid with my bitcoin."
Price crashes, making me poor again.
Prayer answered 🤣

2026-02-11 21:33:44 UTC

"Imagine being married to some whiny, high-maintenance piece of arm candy who almost never puts out."
I don't have to imagine. I own a Dyson stick vac. 🤣

2026-02-11 21:22:02 UTC

Tried their Android app. Margins so narrow it was like trying to squint through the peephole of my front door 🤣
#nevent1q…uehq

2026-02-11 20:38:24 UTC

A few sats and @nprofile…qagl helped get my tractor running again 🫡
Also, if you already own Ryobi 18V batteries, the PCL031B inflator is a handy little tool to have.

2026-02-11 10:30:08 UTC

"Commodity Credit is where somebody has earned income and saved it, and they're turning around and lending it out, versus Circulation Credit, which is creating credit out of thin air. There is legitimacy to commodity credit. That is absolutely a healthy thing. It's the circulation credit where you're creating credit out of thin air that creates these booms and busts. It's very hard to track the difference between those two things. This is why you don't actually see a report of how much is circulation credit versus how much is commodity credit."
https://youtu.be/o24WbZb7pTI&t=769

2026-02-11 01:10:12 UTC

All New Bitaxe 650 Duo Dual Chip Solo Bitcoin Miner: Specs, Hashrate, Profitability & Comparison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqFQ83mzr_c

2026-02-10 16:20:10 UTC

Doesn't it seem kind of weak to suggest guilt by association when Epstein apparently couldn't even get his name right?
If we're going to go after someone, let's target all of the public officials responsible for Epstein being a free man post-2008.
#nevent1q…wzd0

2026-02-10 13:00:41 UTC

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As if the people who want him to be guilty would ever accept her testimony.

2026-02-10 11:57:20 UTC

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A lot of improvement can be made in nine years but I don't expect ambulance-chasing lawyers to sit by while AI gives out dangerous advice like this. The regulators are coming.
https://youtu.be/x7B42dNtDwo